Natmonkey
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Joined 10-16-09, id: 2116905, Profile Updated: 10-14-14
Author has written 88 stories for Neverwinter Nights, Dragon Age, Jade Empire, and Mass Effect.
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The Ballad of Schmooples reviews
An unlikely hero embarks on a mission that has very slim chances of success. Who is our hero and what is his mission? There is a crucial clue in the title, but read on to find out more!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 4/22/2014 - OC
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 18: The Alienage and the Landsmeet reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine wakes from her coma, ready to save the elves and to hand Loghain's ass to him on a platter. Great plan, but how is that going to work out?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Amell, Alistair, Zevran A.
Rowdy Misadventures in Redcliffe reviews
Also known as Randy Redcliffe, this is an epic tale of lust and lunacy that takes place in the deceptively peaceful town of Redcliffe. Began as a collaboration between Fluid Consciousness and Natmonkey, who were wrong to think it would be a good idea to post this as Monkey Shines.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Teagan G., Isolde G., Dwyn
The Qunari's Conundrum reviews
Sten contemplates the strange desires he has been suffering from as of late. A companion piece to Astoreth does Ferelden 18, but may just as easily be read on its own.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Sten, Amell - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Drama reviews
Oghren and Anora come over for a visit, while Zevran and Alistair try to resolve some issues. Stubbs doesn't really get it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Dog, Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
The Dog's Diary: You Idiots reviews
Stubbs watches on as Alistair and Zevran get into all kinds of mischief that Anders is none too happy about.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Dog, Alistair, Zevran A., Anders - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 17: Howe's Estate reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and three of her companions venture into the Howe Estate for a daring rescue. How are they going to pull this one off?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Amell, Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
The Dog's Diary: The Ladies' Lament reviews
While Stubbs is faithfully watching over his comatose mistress, the other lady adventurers honour them with a visit.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Dog, Leliana, Morrigan, Wynne - Complete
The Dog's Diary: A Tale of Healing reviews
Stubbs and Alistair go off to find Astoreth a healer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Dog, Alistair, Anders - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Stubbs the Saviour reviews
Stubbs takes Sten with him to rescue the Grey Wardens from Fort Drakon. Anora, meanwhile, has made a terrible impression on him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Dog, Sten, Anora - Complete
The Rise of a Champion reviews
Gather round, mates! Mike Hawke, the one and only Champion of Kirkwall, is about to tell his tale. Don't listen to that Varric guy; he is way too fond of embellishment. What happened in those periods Bioware wouldn't let us play? What was going through Hawke's mind? I don't know either, but I'll make it up as I go along.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Hawke (M)
Proper Gratitude reviews
Morrigan has the perfect reward for her two favourite Grey Wardens. Follows the events of Anticlimax.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Alistair, Daveth, Morrigan - Complete
Apple Pie and Special Sauce reviews
Bodahn is rather peckish and finds a jar of special sauce to sate his cravings. Very, very special sauce.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Bodahn F., Leandra H. - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 2: Ostagar reviews
Follow Astoreth Amell as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: Ostagar and the Korcari Wilds, where our heroine is constantly besieged by a dashing rogue.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Amell, Daveth - Complete
Dessert reviews
Shepard fulfils one of Joker's ardent desires.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Sixty Shades of Shadow Broker reviews
When a complete journalistic novice replaces his roommate to interview the Shadow Broker, things go way differently than he had thought.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Liara T'Soni, Conrad V.
The Dog's Diary: Search Party reviews
Leliana has yet to return from her adventure with Isabela, so Stubbs is sent out with Morrigan and Shale to find her. But what will they find?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Dog, Morrigan, Leliana - Complete
Lust and Logic reviews
Scholar Ling isn't feeling very scholarly and collected anymore. She is hot and bothered, and she fully blames it on a certain gruff personage that has joined her entourage. After years of absence, their story continues.
Jade Empire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
Yours, Yours, Yours reviews
Sebastian Vael manages to tear himself away from his princely duties to visit his beloved Champion in the middle of the night. A sequel to Temptations of the Wicked.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Sebastian V., Hawke (M) - Complete
Hot and Cold reviews
On a certain cold night in camp, Bodahn mends a broken heart.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Bodahn F., Aeducan - Complete
Poor Schmooples reviews
Leliana can't find Schmooples anywhere. But wait, what's that on Oghren's plate?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Oghren, Leliana - Complete
A New Day reviews
Contrary to popular belief, drink isn't the only thing Oghren has a weakness for. Just ask the elven Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Oghren - Complete
Killer Curves reviews
Why is the Warden so attracted to that woman? There is only one thing he can do to relieve the pressure in his trousers...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
No Use reviews
The female Warden cannot stop thinking about a certain someone, especially when she's touching herself...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 16: Painting Denerim Red reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and the lady adventurers get ready for a well-deserved night out on the town. The Landsmeet will have to wait.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Amell, Leliana, Morrigan, Wynne - Complete
Temptations of the Wicked reviews
Sebastian Vael can't sleep; a certain Champion is keeping him from it. Will prayer save him from his sinful thoughts?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Sebastian V., Hawke (M) - Complete
Cold Comfort reviews
Upon hearing of Leandra Amell's tragic death, Vael takes it upon himself to try and comfort his fearless leader. Things don't go as planned and that is putting it mildly.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Sticks and Swords reviews
As the lady adventurers go about their night on the town, Stubbs is left alone to amuse himself. Who better to bother than Sten?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Dog, Sten - Complete
The Dog's Diary: A Giant Mystery reviews
Stubbs fights darkspawn and is baffled by a certain mysterious event that takes place near the camp fire.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Dog, Amell - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Born to be Wild reviews
In the thirteenth part of this diary, Stubbs and friends suffer from severe hunger pangs and go dancing.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Dog, Alistair, Amell
Sweet Tooth reviews
One dark, stormy night, a bored Bishop decides to spy on his lady Knight-Captain. The sight that greets his eyes is more than enough to chase away the boredom. Read on and chase away your own boredom. Rated M for Massively Mature Moments.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Neeshka, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bishop - Complete
Wreckage reviews
Shepard decides to take Joker with her on a mission. This mission is free of danger, but full of emotion.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
The Dog's Diary - I Knew Him Well reviews
Stubbs and friends return to Ostagar. It's painful for everyone.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dog - Complete
The Dog's Diary - Place of Plants reviews
Stubbs has finally managed to jot another entry into his diary. This time he's in the Brecilian Forest and having trouble finding a playmate.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Dog - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 15: To Denerim reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends are on their way to Denerim. They dread the Landsmeet, but of course they need to get there first.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
The Commander and the Qunari reviews
Queen Elissa asks Sten to travel to Amaranthine, and find out more about one of the newer Grey Wardens, Nathaniel Howe. Instead, the Qunari does something entirely different. What is that, you ask? Only one way to find out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sten, Caron - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 14: Back to Redcliffe reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends return to Redcliffe yet again, where they will have a good time, meet new people and see old acquaintances.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
Bound in Blood and Magic reviews
Jowan doesn't want to be Tranquil, so his friend Amell, only newly a mage, tries to help him and his Chantry initiate escape. Set between "Astoreth does Ferelden" part one and two.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 13: Return to Ostagar reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends return to Ostagar. There they will clear away the darkspawn, and come to terms with the past.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 12: Brecilian Forest reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends do their best to save a bunch of elves.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Nothing reviews
Joker prepares a surprise for Shepard, but it doesn't quite go as he had planned.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Unexpected reviews
What does Grunt want from Mordin?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/16/2011 - U. Grunt, Mordin S. - Complete
The Jitters reviews
The young lady who delivers mail to Vigil's Keep gets so, so nervous around the illustrious Warden-Commander and her Wardens. Anders resolves to help her overcome her jitters, in a quite peculiar manner.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Anders - Complete
Eternal Youth reviews
Ever wonder why Grand Cleric Elthina looks so young for a woman her age? Look no further.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sebastian V., Elthina - Complete
Sweet & Desperate reviews
So what do you do when your commanding officer suddenly begins talking dirty to you?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Urgency reviews
Sometimes, you just can't wait.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 11: The Circle reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends arrive in Kinloch Hold yet again, with a nug for Cullen. Amongst other things...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
The Dog's Diary: The Hungry Puppy reviews
Stubbs' lady has given birth to a new puppy. It's hungry, but where is its mother?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dog - Complete
Valuable reviews
Picking up where "Indulgence" left off, Joker is dealing with some issues. The only thing that can solve them, is a good, long, hard... talk with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Hardware Malfunction reviews
Sucks, doesn't it, when your shield fails?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Indulgence reviews
Shortly after returning from the dead, Shepard enthusiastically assures Joker of her gratitude for his past services.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 10: Soldier's Peak reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our Wardens meet a merchant who asks them for a favour.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Adventure! reviews
In this ninth part of Stubbs' adventures, he goes off on a risky undertaking with Morrigan, Zevran and Oghren. The three humanoids don't agree with each other and Stubbs tries to maintain peace between them all. Will he succeed?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dog - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Tasty reviews
In the Deep Roads, Stubbs discovers what his lady's surprise ingredient is for the meal she is preparing for everyone. He doesn't like the idea of it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dog - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 9: Orzammar reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends try to restore order to the dwarves of Orzammar.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 8: Honnleath reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends cure the arl of Redcliffe, after which they meet a guy eager to get rid of something.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
The Dog's Diary: The Talk reviews
Jowan has joined the team and Stubbs has the dreaded talk with him about his relationship with "the lady". Or at least tries to.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Dog, Jowan - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 7: Denerim reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: our heroine and her friends set out for a wild goose chase, which doesn't turn out to be so wild after all.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Amell, Daveth - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Presents reviews
Stubbs is amazed by Denerim, and not impressed by Goldanna. He's becoming good friends with Wynne though.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Dog, Wynne - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Friends? reviews
In this fifth entry of a diary that's not really a diary because dogs can't write very well, Stubbs welcomes the new addition to the party. He doesn't trust him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Dog, Zevran A. - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 6: Redcliffe reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: the return to Redcliffe, when on the way there our heroine and her companions are attacked by assassins.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
Done to Death reviews
Alistair is wondering what his fellow Warden is doing with Sten inside her tent. The noises they are making speak volumes, but is that really what is happening?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sten, Alistair - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Playtime reviews
The fourth entry in the dog's diary. While Astoreth is off trying to save the Circle, Stubbs has a playdate with Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dog, Morrigan - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 5: The Circle of Magi reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: the return to the Circle of Magi, where our heroine runs into several unpleasant surprises.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
The Messenger reviews
Pick happens across an unexpected scene as he attempts to deliver a message to King Cailan.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Maul the Matchmaker reviews
We all know what Daveth *thought* his dog was telling him when he and Alistair needed to be brought back together, but what were Maul's true intentions? Alternative view of the dog's part in "Anticlimax". Lots of bad language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Dog - Complete
Just Deserts reviews
Just what does Sten want from the vague Warden, hovering over him in his tent in the middle of the night?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Morrigan, Sten - Complete
Anticlimax reviews
Sent to kill Flemeth, the vague Warden cooks up a crazy plan which involves Alistair as well. Complications ensue.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Alistair, Flemeth, Morrigan - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 1: The Circle reviews
Follow Astoreth Amell as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: the mage origin, in which our heroine has a serious need of a certain thing.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 4: Redcliffe reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: Redcliffe, where our heroine fights a bunch of nondescript evil things.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Amell - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Happiest Dog in the World reviews
The third entry in Stubbs' diary. Nail-biting action as he tries to defend his mistress with his life! Well, maybe not nail-biting and maybe not action, but amusing at the very least.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Dog - Complete
Astoreth does Ferelden Part 3: Lothering reviews
Follow Astoreth as she traipses through Ferelden and shares her thoughts and wonders. In this instalment: Lothering, where our heroine does some serious bonding over frothing tankards of ale.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Got wood? reviews
Chrysanthemum pays Bevil a surprise visit and is greeted by a sight for sore eyes. A sequel to the prequel "Happy Birthday".
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S. - Complete
The Dog's Diary: Treats & Petting reviews
The second entry in Stubbs' diary. Find out what he was up to while Astoreth was doing during her drunken bonding with Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dog - Complete
Coming Home reviews
Chrysanthemum finally returns from Rashemen, but it doesn't end there.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S., Neeshka - Complete
Flesh & Stone reviews
The one moment that Shale regrets her existence as a nigh invincible golem.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Shale, Sten - Complete
Painkiller reviews
Torio has a severe headache, Chrysanthemum has the cure.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Torio C. - Complete
The Finer Points reviews
The vague Warden takes Alistair to a brothel to help him get over his traumatic night with Zevran. As usually, things don't quite go according to plan.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Nobody Knows reviews
Alistair likes Hylla. Hylla likes Alistair. So what's the problem? See for yourself.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
A prequel to The First Notch. Chrysanthemum celebrates her 16th birthday with her special guest.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S. - Complete
The Dog's Diary: New Friends reviews
A sick mabari makes some new friends. Stands on its own, but could be read next to Astoreth does Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dog - Complete
Complete reviews
Elven mage Crestacia (courtesy of Draguna) has fallen hard for Leliana, but does the bard share those feelings? A tale of love between two ladies.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Surana, Leliana - Complete
Warm Gelatine Pudding reviews
The purposely vague Warden gets drunk and stumbles into bed with an unlikely, but very eager partner.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Wynne - Complete
Ruined reviews
This time the KC is a gnome and she has a thing for Grobnar. Will she be able to seduce him?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Grobnar G. - Complete
Warmth reviews
A purposely vague male Warden creeps into bed with Morrigan. It's ever so cold; how will they get warm?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Morrigan - Complete
Our Own Way reviews
Chrysanthemum thinks Bevil is dead, so some hardcore sadness ensues.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,014 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S. - Complete
Torture reviews
Chrysanthemum visits Bevil in West Harbor, after not having seen each other for quite some time.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S. - Complete
The First Notch reviews
Chrysanthemum Farlong shows a certain someone how much she loves him.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bevil S. - Complete