Funniest moment in FanFic that I have ever read:
"Edward, that thing I wanted to tell you this morning," I begin.
"No!" he interrupts, stepping forward. "I want to say it first."
"No, shut up – "
"I love you!" he announces as I approach.
"Oh, dammit!" I reply, annoyed he got there first. "I mean, I love you, too!"
-From "The Cullen Campaign" by belladonna1472
So about me: I try to keep my Twilight obsession low key and am currently a closet Twilight FanFic fanatic. Oh well. ;)