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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, and Twilight.

Hello people! I'm not going to tell you our full names. But, we will be known as the HarryPotterNerdHerd, or HPNH. There will be two of us, but "I" (aka- thesarcasticone) will be mainly the one posting ('cause I'm a writer like that).What? HEY! I'm just too lazy to type them up! oh, hi. I'm Spontaneous Combustion. Scroll down through this gibberish to see MY profile! (gibberish.. what? hey...) When we post, we will have our "nicknames" (e.g- Tory: TheSarcasticOne Cam: Spontaneous Combustion) in the description box. Got it? Ok! Hahaha, yes, me and Cam are friends that are in the same grade, English class, girl scout troop, school, and, obviously, profile!

We are basically abandoning this profile... kinda sad... We both made different accounts and it happened... :(

You are not going crazy. You are going sane in a crazy world.

Writing, for me, is a drug. I can't quit, I can't keep my mind off it, and if I stop, I just go back to it again.

Saying that I'm crazy is an understatement.

Fiction and reality are both crucial in a good life. Its just that fiction makes more sense that reality.

If you hate me, that's great. If you love me, well, love you too.

TheSarcasticOne (will be writing Sweeney Todd too)-


Name- Tory (call me Tor, Tory, or TheSarcasticOne, any is fine)

Fave Movies: Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 27 Dresses, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter...

Fave TV Shows: NCIS, American Idol, Keeping Up Kardashians, House MD, Friends, The Nanny, George Lopez... ANY!

Fave Actress- Helena Bonham Carter

Fave Actor- Johnny Depp

Fave Colors- Blue, Red, Black, Purple

Fave non-canon pairings- Bella/Severus, Luna/Draco, Bella/Lucius, and Ginny/Draco. Sometimes (only if written well) Luna/Ron, Luna/Neville, Severus/Hermione, Bella/Rodulphus, Lily/Sirius, and Pansy/Draco

Least Fave non-canon pairings- Bella/Voldie, Pansy/Harry, Luna/Harry, Blaise/Draco, and Sirius/any member of the Black family. Theres a reason why incest is outlawed...

Fave canon parings- Ron/Hermione, Narcissa/Lucius, Remus/Tonks

Least Fave canon parings- Ginny/Harry, Draco/Astoria, Albus/Gellert (Albus/Minerva ftw!!)

I HATE Voldemort with every fiber of my being- he can crawl into a hole and die. He is way to dramatic with his red eyes and no nose. Plus, he has to go all "AVADA KEDAVRA" on babies. Seriously, he has issues. I mean, he can't kill a baby properly!

And also, Death Eaters RULE!! lol ok I'm spazzing.

MY FAVE BOOKS!! (other than Harry Potter, 'cause thats kinda obvious)- Princess Diaries, Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, Oliver Twist, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Da Vinci Code, and My Sister's Keeper. Magyk (so far..) and many, many others...

!MUSIC!- I, (unlike my friend Cam)Well thats cuz I don't like dirty music! love ANY type of music. Examples: Paramore, Queen, Jorney, The Veronicas, The Academy Is, Bon Jovi, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Paula Abdul, Britney Soears, Michael Jackson, P!nk, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot, Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, Kiss, Black Eyed Peas, Gwen Stefani, The Pussycat Dolls... I swear this is not enough!

-Stories in Progress or in need to be uploaded- NOTICE: I won't be updating and/or publishing 'til Saturday (possibly Sunday) because of all my projects/homework! sorry... but SCHOOL FIRST!


-Welcome to the Black Parade: Ara Lestrange, daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus--two faithful Death Eaters.So what if Trelwney speaks of a new prophecy? So what if she's secretly dating George Weasley? That won't stop Ara from being the best Death Eater, right?

SWEENEY TODD (currently making a series of oneshots starting with All Things Broken multific starter)

Today- If Sweeney hadn't been blinded by anger, how would Nellie's fate changed that night? Maybe multi fic...

To Feel Again- Sweeney and Nellie expierience flashbacks in which Nellie grows insane due to her horrid memories. Benjamin (in the form of a spirit) helps her gain sanity and endure the painful memories, while Lucy (in the form of a spirit) helps Sweeney cope with his conflicting emotions and realize one thing that he denies: he is falling for the baker. Multific in which Lucy is not a bword and Albert is not a wifebeating person. Flashbacks varying from teen years up to the time Ben is sent awayMany flashbacks and Sweenett, Benett, Bucy, Alucy.On Hold!!


One time, my mom said "all good things come to those who wait" and i immediatly said "Gilly flowers maybe, 'stead of daisies" hahaha and she was like "What?"

My friend Mary(who is a hardcore twilight fan) once said, "Well like, Voldemort's a freakin evil villian. Aren't you scared of him?" while we were discussing my hatred of Voldie. I said, "Don't you dare speak his name, you filthy halfblood." and in that crazy, Bella-like voice. and she was like, "WTF?"

Me: Adam, where's Camille?

Adam: I don't know... TORY COMMA KABORI! (haha i changed my name, pedos.)

Me: (...) ok then...

(During Brunch)

Paige:Kalie, this is ALL your fault.

Kalie: No its NOT! PAIGE!

Paige: KALIE

Kalie: PAIGE

Me: TORY!!

(Kalie and Paige walk away)

Me: Well, I just wanted to be part of the conversation!

(In class, writing an essay.)

The class is all quiet (rare... but only 'cause m teacher was PMSing or something)

My Phone: Ur Hot Then Ur Cold, Ur Yes, Then Ur No...

(class stares at me)

Me: That is NOT my phone! reaches into my pocket

Me: umm... nevermind

(walking home from school)

Mary: What the heck is that? (points to dog crap)

Me: (sings) it's priest... have a little priest!

Mary: (...)

Me: You're suppossed to sing- Is it really good?

Mary: I am not saying that dog crap tastes good! And furthermore... I am not calling Monsignor Mike (our priest at church) dog crap!!

Me: (slaps the back of Mary's head) You REALLY need to watch Sweeney Todd!


Hi, I am Cam, as I like to be known as Spontaneous Cumbustion.(SP for short while randomly commenting on TSO's sharings, I will write in bold) My basic info-

Name- Cam

Favorite books (besides Harry Potter)- The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale,The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart, The Fire Within by Chris D'Lacy, River Secrets by Shannon Hale, The Alchemyst by Michael Scott, The Redwall series by Brian Jacques.

Favorite movies- Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Dodgeball(clean version), Zoolander(clean version) Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, and My Neighbor Totoro, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, and Castle in the Sky

Favorite actress- Melissa Fahn (who is she? -TSO)UMMM you have to watch invader zim to understand

Favorite actors-Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler

Favorite colors- bright green, blue, purple, black

Favorite TV shows- Invader Zim, Avatar: the last airbender

Music I listen to- any 80's and 70's music, coldplay, Queen.

Haha, I have no misc crap. But I can tell you one thing...

Don't be stupid,

Watch an Invader Zim show,



If you think...

You are weird, people think you are old fashioned for reading, a NERD, and AWESOMELY FRIKIN PROUD, copy and paste this into your profile!!

that "thats what she said" jokes are SICKO,(and SERIOUSLY ANNOYING) copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. (story of my life... -TSO)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

that Viva La Vida is da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile...

that the Harry Potter movies suck like a word I shouldnt say(AND SHOULD NEVER SAY... TORI!) and think that the books are WAY BETTER,copy and paste this into your profile

that people idolize Brad Pitt WAY TOO MUCH, copy and paste this into your profile...

Make it a great day, because you can control yourself and only yourself.


Stories in progress(sadly, only two due to a bad case of writers block)

Interhouse Social- (before Harry is @ Hogwarts)There is an Interhouse Social at Hogwarts, and Tonks and her friends are determined to make it more interesting, but it turns out to be a disaster, as Bill is accidentally summoned to Voldemort by an unexpecting Slytherin...

The Journey- how Hedwig got hurt by Umbridge, and a little bit before that.

Daring potter- The Marauders are determined to get back at the gamekeeper, Og, and play a prank. what will happen if Lily interferes?

(0.0)This is Bunny.
(_) Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


List Ur 12 Fave Characters in no particular order!

1. Bellatrix

2. Tonks

3. Snape

4. Luna

5. Cho

6. Fred

7. Harry

8. Pansy

9. Draco

10. Amycus

11. Rodulphus

12. Minerva

Have You read a 1/3 fic?

Yess!! I love that pairing!

Do You think 5 is hot?

Um... well, uh, NO!!

Which is better: 1/11 or 1/9?

BELLA/DRACO?? Erm... NO! Incest much?

Is 6 emo?

Fred... no... he's just dead...

Which of the following would be funny to see wasted: 12, 4, 7, 3, or 2?

Hahahaha... MINERVA!NO WAY... in the first book, you see her wasted! SNAPE, definently...-SP WHAT?? NO!! -TSO Well, Just THINK about it...-SP ??-TSO

Whenever you read about number 2, what color do you see?

Green, for no absolute reason.

Which character would you like to see/read about 10?

hmm... i don't knowCHO -SP

-Misc. Crap and copy and pasty's-

Copy and paste if you think Lucy Barker should have died in the oven, and not Mrs. Lovett

Copy and Paste if you think HSM is a load of crap

If you randomly burst out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in magic (any kind, Harry Potter, Twilight, the list goes on), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate school, put this on your profile.

If you are against animal abuse, put this on your page.

If you are against horse slaughter, put this on your profile.

If you are against animal testing, put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breath. Put this on your profile if you'd actually still be alive and would be laughing your arse off!!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read the Deathly Hallows book in less than 24 hours, put this on your page.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your butt.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. (No excuses), rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention...seekers!

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition- Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have boys chained up in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

13. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

14. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

15. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

16. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything.

17. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick butt too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if ur against child abuse!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. Think about it...It's illegal to kill people, right? well, think about what you're doing with aboirtion... Say it aloud...you're killing someone. It's wrong and should be illegal. If you don't want the baby put it up for adoption.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

QUICK! Put Your iPod in shuffle Mode and put the songs that come up:

Birth: Knocked Up by Paula Abdul (nooo...)

First Step: Circus by Britney Spears (err... sorta?)

First Word: Fireflies by Owl City (nope it was Nanai! Oh ya i'm a Flip, suckahs!)

First Day of School: I Hate This Part by PCD (makes sense, but I like school)

First Crush: Run This Town by Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West (?)

First Kiss: Watcha Say by Jason Derulo (okk..)

Graduation Song: My Friends by Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp (would make sense if I was talking to razors!)

Wedding Song: La la La by LMFAO (hehehe does make sense)

Funeral Song: 100 Years by Five for Fighting (finally, one that does make sense.)

1) What song describes your life? Rock This Town by Stray Cats

2) What song would you sing to your love? Lucky by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat

3) What song would describe you? Hey Soul Sister by Train

Now Copy and Paste this if you love music!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping sucks.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with HotWheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.(Swimming!!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17/25 (I'm very guy… I don know if that’s good or bad, but im pretty sure its good :D)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(that is insulting! i love those movies!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.(I resent dresses!!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 20/25

Hey People who are a fan of me and Cam! Which, I guess, are not very many but anyway... I was watching the VH1 video for Run This Town by JayZ, Rihanna, and Kanye West, and I realized, at the end of the video, the three of them standing there, looked like Bellatrix, Snape, and Lucius! Or any other Death Eater! LOL heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5RsWvGQ8uo and fast forward if you dont like rap/curse words to 4:58 and pause. Look, stare, and thank me (The Sarcastic One) to put her Harry Potter nerdiness into action while watching a rap video. LOL! PM me if you realized that too!

~~ Bye For Now!!

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House Unity by PhoenixSpirit10500 reviews
What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,178 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark, the Light, and the Grey by N. Forest reviews
Answer to Mother Bella challenge on Potions and Snitches. Bellatrix is unable to have children of her own and kidnaps Harry Potter to raise him as her own. She flees to Severus Snape for help escaping aurors. AU and OOC Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,315 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
The Killing Lights by Lamia of the Dark reviews
AU: Voldemort kills baby Harry. Bellatrix loses her unborn child after shielding the Dark Lord from a Killing Curse. Their child's death causes Rod to abandon Bella, leaving Voldemort to care for her in her current fragile mental state. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
It's Not A Dream, Anymore by Kashy reviews
Roxanne & her family -- she knows that she'll never be the same as them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Roxanne W. - Complete
Underwear Embarrassment by Burning-candlelight reviews
The most Embarrassing thing to ever happen to Hermione Granger as told by the lady herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by Shiroiyuki3 reviews
Severus' hand isn't the only thing broken this time, and they both know it. A bittersweet look into what the second-to-last confrontation with the Marauders may have looked like for Severus and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Days in December by Toffrox33 reviews
Things that remind us of Christmas. A series of romance one-shots set over the Yuletide season! Written for a Christmas challenge at HPFC. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009
Miracles by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Two months after his death, Mrs. Lovett has to deal with the result of granting her husband's last wish. To her utter surprise, none other than Sweeney Todd is willing to help her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,358 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
A Hufflepuff, Always by Squid7000 reviews
In the face of death, Ernie Macmillan tries to be brave, but he is no Gryffindor. He's a Hufflepuff, always. For the Random Characters challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ernie M., Antonin D. - Complete
It All Began With A Note by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Benjamin and Nellie have felt something for years, so Ben sends small notes to her constantly. He has one rule about them, but what will happen when he's taken away, for life? Happy reviews are happy things.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Meanings by Kashy reviews
Next Gen Drabbles -- sometimes, all they want is for their names to mean something...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Rose W., Louis W. - Complete
Of Garden Gnomes and Pirouettes by fluttercullen89 reviews
Just a bit of post-marriage Harry and Ginny fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Happy? by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. The day the Death Eaters break out of Azkaban, Rodolphus no longer recognizes Bellatrix. Not because of the way she looks, but because all of his happy memories have been stripped away...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Our Souls Won't Be Exhumed by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Remus struggles to deal with Sirius's death. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Remus L., Molly W. - Complete
Only a Traitor by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
You are not pathetic. You are not feebleminded. You are not a weakling. No, what you are is the worst thing of all. You are a traitor. Peter Pettigrew, on the moments he betrayed his friends. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Peter P., Bellatrix L.
Maybe by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
Sweeney/Mrs Lovett OneShot. What would have happened if Anthony had not spoiled the moment...?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Against All Odds by keelhaulrose reviews
Molly and Adromeda musing over Arthur's penchant for all things Muggle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Molly W., Andromeda T. - Complete
New Beginnings by wishingonlightning reviews
This is it, I thought, this is it. The day I've been dreading. You think it would be a happy day, with a wedding and all, but not when your in love with the groom, and your not the bride. Luna Lovegood Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
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Hurt and Broken Hearts reviews
What Ron thought after hooking up with Lavender.Intruded upon Harry and Hermione, the works. Written by Spontaneous Combustion See profile if you don't know what I'm talking about
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Little Facts of Teddy Lupin reviews
The first part of a series: Teddy Lupin. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Welcome To The Black Parade reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
New Years Celebration reviews
Give teenagers loads of alchohal and with limited supervision? A New Year's celebration, of course! at Hogwarts! Meant to be funny and OOC. Enjoy! response to the challenge, "New Years Challenge" by burning candle light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Proof reviews
The perspectives of survivors of the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009
Wedding reviews
From the the eyes of Bellatrix, her wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Life, Love, and Laughter of the Broken reviews
A series of drabbles based on the quotes I chose from the "100 Quotes of Life" on the HPFCF. Belladolphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Paper Heart reviews
Another Bella/Rod drabble in which, on their way to the Malfoy Manor, Bellatrix and Rodolphus get into a fight. Includes tears, miscarriages, and bittersweet love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
Drabble about the darkness of Bellatrix's eyes. Written for "The Creepy Quotes Challnge" on HPCF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Life's Simplest Synopsis reviews
My take on Hemingway's six word stories. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009
Just A Mere Child reviews
Summary provided inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated. No pairing, other than Caius/Athenadora, Aro/Suplicus, and Marcus/Didyme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Aro, Jane
Go To Sleep Now, Lovely Child reviews
A final night at the Malfoy Manor before the Battle of Hogwarts leads to a reconciliation between two lost lovers. Bellatrix/Rodulphus pairing. Sad, in a way. Not worth reading, but go ahead. Reviews are greatly appreciated. TSO's story see profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
A New DeathEater reviews
Some stuff about when Bellatrix became a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
To Feel Again reviews
Both Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney are haunted with flashbacks. While both cope with painful memories, Lucy and Ben come to them as "spirits" to tell them the anticipated truth: to learn to feel again. Meanwhile, Judge Turpin is lusting after Nellie... R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Should There Be Silence reviews
A little drabble I thought up of. Note: may be K , but has the use of hell in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Of Crimson and Silver reviews
At the beach, Mrs. Lovett tries to seduce Sweeney. He tries to kill her, but something happens. R&R. Sweenett oneshot. Not really fluffy though.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
All Things Broken reviews
What happens when Mrs. Lovett gets raped? By who? And how would Sweeney react? Sweenett eventually
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Almost reviews
If Anthony never barged in... what would've happened? I suck at summaries so please read. R&R and should I continue? Thank you! Hint of Sweenett, but with a "twist"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Inner Solace reviews
VERY random drabble on Bellatrix's thoughts about killing Sirius. Did her insanity take over her mind? Or did she truely kill him out of hate? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
The Morning After reviews
What happened the morning after the Hogwarts Battle? From the point of view of the survivors of the Dark. R&R please! First: Rodulphus, Second: Narcissa NOTICE: Writers Block! Up for adoption! PM me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Tears Among Them reviews
The tears of the Light and the Dark... see inside for more! R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Keeping Sanity reviews
My take on how Bellatrix lost her sanity. R&R I'm new to this! Sorry for the double postings I forgot the disclaimer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete