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Hey!

So, I'm basically trying my hand in writing. I've only gathered the guts to write fanfiction recently. I think I'm going to stick with the Twilight world for a while.

Here goes nothing. Oh, just wanted to promote my tumblr here.

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Unspoken Rules by Ivoryshell reviews
Response to Things I’m not allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge, one-shot collections of Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,070 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Behind the Mask by tookkia reviews
It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 193,559 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 5,522 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Wedding Rings by Masha19 reviews
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Summer With The Grangers by draco-severus-mmm reviews
AU WIP Ch45 up Draco has been targeted to be Voldemort's righthand man throughout 6th year, and the only way to avoid this horrible destiny is to be removed from the Wizarding World over summer. Where will he stay? With the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,812 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Redemption by Coral in the moon reviews
Sequel to AkashaTheKitty's "Master". 11 years after the war, Hermione is living in London with her son - whom a hooded man takes an interest in. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alice's Jasper, Edward's Bella by LyricalKris reviews
Bella had lost everything, including her purpose in life. Jasper had lost everything, including his freedom. Prison is an unlikely place to find happiness again, but two broken souls will recognize each other in the most unexpected of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,647 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Red Hands by Bex-chan reviews
"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Incarnation by frostykitten reviews
"It must be terrifying to hate someone so much but still want to keep them safe," I said through chattering teeth as he left. I wasn't freezing anymore, but I was still cold. My words actually stopped him in his tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,832 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's just a crush by septumsempra reviews
Hermione Granger thought that her final year at Hogwarts would be a breeze... throw in being Head Girl, scheming friends, secrets, crushes and Draco Malfoy... turns out it's more like a Hurricaine... OOC, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,643 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snaps by dramionefinnick reviews
Little shots of goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Months Together 'Original' by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
- This is honestly probably the worst thing I have ever written. So, to remedy that, I'm revising it completely, top to bottom. Once enough people have found out about that, I will delete this. No arguments can be made to save it. But please check out the new one when an actual proper chapter is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,600 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Place Like Home Outtakes by tellingmelies reviews
Outtakes to No Place Like Home...pretty much just random craziness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6949 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 4,945 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakup Game by Drakulya reviews
Within the space of half an hour Draco manages to tear Hermione's love life apart. Naturally, Hermione isn't pleased - but worst of all, they're forced to band together in order to make things right again. Life, as they say, sucks. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,685 - Follows: 12,377 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Advocate's Handwriting by Bex-chan reviews
Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's an EdwardBella Thing by BMarieFanfic reviews
"...For as long as I can remember, Edward the idiot has been my enemy. Why? I have no idea." After years of arguing, someone finally steps in. Enemies, Friends or Lovers? There may be obstacles but every story has a happy ending... *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,624 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Letters To The Editor by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
While You Were Knocked Out Cold by Melolabel reviews
On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 4000 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 206 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Personal Thoughts by Rainbows R Bright reviews
Hermione, Sometimes I wonder if you're sane." He said leaning up on his elbow. "Yeah and sometimes I wonder if you know how to use a wand." She replied with a smirk. Hermione/draco one shot series. try to update periodically
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,403 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because of the Chestnuts and Cherry Stains by Bex-chan reviews
With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Made For You by twilight-paramore reviews
Bella Swan is one of the greatest journalists in Seattle. She was assigned to interview ellusive Edward Cullen, but ended up getting into more than she signed up for. Edward just might be the one made for her, after being thrown together in a strange way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,316 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Excuses for Love by Human Person 'I think reviews
Slughorn has given an assignment to the class that he probably shouldn't have. Amortentia: the love potion. Either correctly brew the counterserum or be hopelessly in love with your partner. Even if you're a Malfoy and your partner is a filthy mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pieces by Kyra4 reviews
Can the same person who broke you into pieces, be the person to put you back together again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plan by snmwordbender reviews
Cliche, I know. Ron cheats on Hermione by snogging Lavendar. As Hermione falls into the arms of the Slytherin prince, what drama will the new American visitors cause? Please read and enjoy! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ridiculously Short and Unimportant Messages by Zee C reviews
This story takes place post-Battle and is told through letters, notes and the occasional newspaper article. Draco's in love with Hermione and tries to woo her. Lots of little banters between the two
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot! by Tigdream reviews
What happens when Malfoy has an undoable challenge for Hermione? I leaned in super close to his ear and whispered, "What are you waiting for, Malfoy? Tell me what this undoable challenge is. Hit me with your best shot?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Life Unexpected by BookWorm4Life17 reviews
Bella's career as a writer has taken off over the past 2 years with the love of her life, Edward, at her side. What could stand in her way? Answer: Life. Can Bella find a balance between the unexpected and her successful career? Sequel to L.&O.L.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bet by SpecialNotCrazy reviews
In a bet at party Hermione has to act like a rebel and Luna a valley girl. Whoever cracks first has to pay 100 galleons and stand on top of their house table announce who their crush is and kiss said person. Meanhile they gain a few onlook FULL SUM INSDIE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Speak Now by AmandaCJY reviews
A harry/hermione one-shot loosely based on the song 'Speak Now' by Taylor Swift. Harry and Ginny are getting married, but Hermione loves Harry. Will everything go through as planned? Ginny is a bit OOC in this. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love and Other Lies by BookWorm4Life17 reviews
Bella,a cynical writer,is attempting to pen a novel on what "really" happens when people fall in love. Edward,her best friend's British cousin and romantic,is amused at her negative view of love.He befriends the young writer in attempt to change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,332 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Asylum by quackers102 reviews
AU 7th book. As Voldemort continues to grow closer to winning the war, Hermione is captured. Tortured, violated, and abused, she is on the brink of insanity. Unfortunately for him, Draco's job is to feed the prisoners, including Hermione. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by siriusisbest reviews
All the fame of being a famous Quidditch player has gone to Ron's head. It's no secret that he sleeps with his fans even though he's engaged to Hermione Granger. What would happen if Hermione gave Ron a tast of his own medicine by using Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6339 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Hangover by bookworm1993 reviews
"I wonder… can you handle me Malfoy?" She whispered into his ear. "The question here, Granger is, can you handle me?" He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kiss Me by zarah joyce reviews
The gorgeous guys get to pick between the bombshell and the firecracker, pretend they never saw the plain one in between them. AU. DHr. Inspired by Sinfully Sexy by Linda Francis Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Judas Iscariot by zarah joyce reviews
Shall I tell you the story of Judas Iscariot?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Veela by No.angel90 reviews
Mr. Malfoy's great Uncle was a Veela and now it has been handed down to Draco of all people. Unfortunately, his body has chosen a mate that is not entirely to his liking. And boy oh boy is Granger in for a surprise when he tells her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unanswered by Kyra4 reviews
He dove in after her... but why? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Be Better When I'm Older by NaturalSAB reviews
Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,362 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No One Knows You More Than Me by Queen of Serpentz reviews
ONE SHOT I know why you look at me that way. It’s not because I’m Muggleborn but because you know that I’m better than you. It’s because you know that no matter what you do, you’ll never beat me. You’ll never know me the way I know you. DxHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Know This by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unprotected by Grenadine reviews
Peter pays Wendy a late-night visit. One shot, pretty short. Purely movie-based.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Tragic Fairytale reviews
I chuckled to myself inwardly. Fairytales did not exist in reality. I was done. My life proved that. But suddenly I was thinking about a pair of lips and a spark ran through me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Edward, Bella