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Herein you will find random rancid acts of fiendish fandom (and femmedom) committed with vile, debaucherous, humorous intent from two sinisterly sister-like entwined minds: blondie AKA robin (Robin, obviously) and goldenmeadow (Rie).

Bring your shock, your horror, and your full-on disbelieving laughs for the madness that is about to make mincemeat of your mind (and hash of many a character’s insides).

We both write a tonnage of fics so check out our separate profiles: blondie AKA robin, goldenmeadow


See results and all fics here: Les Femmes Noires

The Bride has been nominated for the Shimmer Awards, for the Blood Award (Best Horror)! Information here: Shimmer Awards

Song of the Day for The Bride of Edward Cullen:

10/15: One Way or Another, Blondie

10/19: You Give Love a Bad Name, Bon Jovi

10/20: It Ends Tonight, All American Rejects

10/21: What the Fuck Was I Thinking, Jenny Owens Young (J-O-Y, ha)

10/22: A special song dedication from Bella to Jasper: More than a Feeling, Boston

10/22 and a half: All Hooked Up, All Saints

10/23: Get Ready Cause Here I Come, The Temptations

10/24: Since You Been Gone, Kelly Clarkson

10/25: Another One Bites the Dust, Queen

Oh, we're all about The Edward here:

10/27: Hurt So Good, John (Cougar -ha ha ha) Mellencam

10/28: She Fucken Hates Me: Puddle of Mud (again, puddle...LOLZ)

10/28+ : U + UR Hand (not Carlisle's, obvs), Pink

10/31: This one goes out to Ali-Gore, we're super excited about this one; Eyes Without a Face, Billy Idol

11/02: From one of The Bride's biggest (most scared) fans; A.D.I.D.A.S., Korn

11/03: A l'il sumthin' sumthin' from Wicked Wife to Edward the Malatov Vampire: Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Pat Benetar

11/30: Untouched, The Veronicas

12/02: Bodies, Drowning Pool

12/03: Shitlist, L7

12/11: Victory lap for our Demon Beaty, I Need a Man to Love, Janis Joplin:

12/12: Living Dead Girl, Rob Zombie:

12/12: Killer Queen, Queen:

The Bride of Edward Cullen reviews
Evil, AU, OOC Bella is less than thrilled with her new vampire life and seeks violent revenge! A blondie/goldenmeadow collab and joint FIRST PLACE WINNER of Les Femmes Noires Contest. Fuckhot summary inside. Enter at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella - Complete