Lady Crack
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Joined 10-17-09, id: 2117599, Profile Updated: 12-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Yo. Welcome to the profile of Lady Crack.

You can find me on twitter at...you guessed it... @Lady_Crack_ I'll post some updates from time to time, so check it out if you like. I'm a huge Blues fan and follow them, just warning you all in advance!

NOTICE

: Everyone I have decided to take on the role of a beta reader. The author is Blu Jitsu and I hope you will all check her out.

NOTICE #2 12/16/13

: I will need to read through Shinobi of Honor (& Pride) & Relinquish before I start working on them again. I'm so sorry it's been so long since the last updates, I gave you guys all I had on them and now I'm empty. I feel my muse sparking back up again and I want to thank those of you who have stuck with me for so long!

Fave pairings: HinataxSasuke - or Itachi - or Kakashi - or Shikamaru - or ... Apparently I'm Hinata oriented. I love me some crack pairings (hence the name) Anything from ItachixYugao to KisamexAnko, Mmmmm...yummy delicious crack! Give me a good plotline and an under-used pairing and I am as happy as can be.

All-Time Favorite Fan-fic...Ever (Naruto fandom at least): Gosh, there are so many. But I have to give it to Darth-Taisha and her Not So Subtle Differences story. I was already leaning towards ItaHina, but with that fic I jumped in headfirst and fell in love with the pairing. If you haven't already, then please...read here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5720581/1/Not_So_Subtle_Differences - seriously, it has everything. Action, romance, comedy, drama ... all ingredients for a perfect fic recipe. Plus, she's working on a sequel so be sure to check that out as well! An honorable mention would be anything written by EmbraceDiversity.

Cannot stand: SasukexSakura. I can read almost any couple. But this one? Uh...no. Okay, I relent - a little...I can read them as long as they don't end up together, and still, only so much. Not sure why really, hm. I can do Sakura with others, just not anything Uchiha. O.o

My Beta: cheh- you are awesome and I adore you. Words cannot express my gratitude for always putting up with me!

I am beyond humbled, EmbraceDiversity is awesome and has gifted me with a 'birfdae' fic. Please check it out, it's MWAH-approved!: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6288953/1/A_Matter_of_Honor_and_Debt

Fun Fact: I write simply for fun, I know that skills will improve with experience and feedback. So then, please feed me.

That does not mean that my updates are review-driven, don't worry I will never demand x-amount of reviews before I post a subsequent chapter, I simply love reviews because that is how I learn. Besides, I've come across several awesome people on this site through reviews!

Currently Working On:

Shinobi Of Pride: Sequel to SoH. So many situations yet to be resolved. Will Sasuke and Hinata ever reunite, or will another step in and comfort her? What about Konohamaru and Hanabi's orphan? What will Itachi do now, does he know the truth? In what state does the nation lie now that it has been attacked. The enemy is still on the loose, will Sasuke succeed in his mission? Will Neji and Tenten's relationship last, or will they succumb to the heat? And you thought all the secrets and surprises were out, we have just begun.

2/5/13: As you'll read below, I haven't been in tune with this fic for a while. I was on a good roll and then nothing. I think part of it had to do with the manga itself. No worries yet, I haven't thrown in the towel just yet. Sooner or later I will finish this sequel, I'm too far into it to just scratch it. PM me for any ideas, etc. I'm open!

Relinquish: This is my first chick-fic, and is centered around the main 5 girls of Naruto-verse. Naturally, it's another AU. The focus of this story will be about the trials and tribulations of friendship. Romance, of course, will enter the scene at all angles, but the heart of this fic will be based on friendship. I just hope everyone is ok with crack pairings! How much crack? How does NejiSaku and KankIno sound to you? Eh, we'll see - I could be joking...or not. Heeheehee! Here are the original pairings: NaruHina, NaruSaku (uh oh), ChoIno, LeeTen, and ShikaTema.

2/5/13: Wow, this story has been exhausting for me, but I feel like a big part of me is in it. Like how I feel about things and events that have happened in my own life are reflected in here. So yeah, I've been spending a lot of time writing this fiction lately. I'm sorry to everyone waiting for an update on SoP, I'm just not feeling it lately, you know? Anyway, I hope to have more posted soon! For BOTH stories!

Crimson Cloud: 8/24/12: I can't believe it, but I couldn't help myself. Honestly! Okay, I barely even have the plot together on this one in my own head, much less paper. So if anyone out there reads this and feels like tackling it with me, please send me a message. My updates are slow enough as it is, but this idea won't leave me alone. Right, here's the lowdown...I'm thinking of a x-over between FF7 & Naruto, with Cloud Strife playing the role of Minato's little brother and Naruto's uncle. He is there when Kushina and Minato die together saving Naruto. but believes that Naruto didn't make it either. Covered in their blood, he leaves the Leaf as a missing nin, and eventually becomes the leader of Akatsuki. The red cloud on their robes serve as a reminder to him of all he's lost.

2/5/13: I really think this would be an awesome cross-over fic. I just don't have the time or energy in committing to another full-length fic. So it is completely up for adoption, I really want to see it come to life!

"Crack is whack, so pass it back."

...stories below...

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The Ninja All Stars Tournament by Hana-01 reviews
*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,351 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Second Chances by Raven Shadowrose reviews
Julie Gaffney meets a face from her past ten years after the Goodwill Games, how will everyone react to her new roomate?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 147,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Julie G., Gunnar S., Connie M. - Complete
Lalaith Elerrina, Ward of Rivendell by LalaithElerrina reviews
Lalaith is a young elf, raised in Rivendell, her origins a mystery. What will become of her, and those she loves if she joins the Fellowship on their quest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,651 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Legolas - Complete
A Simple Affair by Darth-Taisha reviews
Modern/AU/Itahina/Triangle: While at her engagement party to Naruto, Hinata's lavender eyes lock onto a stranger's dark eyes across the crowded room, and life becomes a lot less simple for her. (This is not a story about infidelity, but about love at first sight at the worst possible time.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,727 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U.
This World Can't Tear Us Apart by Wyvernhail reviews
Sasuke had known what he needed to do after that fateful day, the only thing holding him back was the lavender eyed girl with the warm smile. Itachi had left someone behind forever scarring her in the process. When the truth is revealed everything they thought to be real will come crashing down. Events that occurred were not what they seemed. *art by xCluBearx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,806 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U., Hanabi H.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 9,020 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Way of the Tea by Darth-Taisha reviews
A few months before he is to die, Itachi seeks absolution and peace through traditional tea rituals and ceremonies. He finds what he is looking for and more. Itahina **COMPLETE!**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Konoha's Bash by Hana-01 reviews
Ninja's may be able to kick butt, save lives and protect villages...but can they plan and throw a successful party? The end...who will win in all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angel of Deliverance by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Immortals weren't supposed to fall in love with mortals. But gods help her; she had been unable to help herself. My half of the Art trade with MsMomo2010. She asked for SasuHina based on one of her pics on dA. AU SasuHina, ItaHina Friendship. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Portrait of Hinata by Darth-Taisha reviews
Itachi-centric/Modern/AU/Supernatural. Itachi finds a soul-mate, there's only one problem, she is already dead. Story based loosely on the classic b/w film "A Portrait of Jennie." On hiatus for the time being.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Autumn Light by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Two years have passed since the events in A Traitor Branded and Sasuke must come to terms with a new huge change in his life: Fatherhood. Should be read -before- Cursed Lineages. SasuHina. One Shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Matter of Honor and Debt by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Shameless. Disgusting. A monster. Never would he forgive himself for his moment of weakness, for almost murdering an innocent woman. He will do whatever it takes to atone - A life for a life. ItaHina, SasuNeji. Birthday fic for Lady Crack. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,834 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Traitor Branded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by EmbraceDiversity reviews
AU: Hinata is a young mother who works as Itachi's personal secretary. When he asks her and Sasuke to attend an important corporate dinner in his stead, the two polar opposites find themselves drawing closer together, whether they like it or not.Sasu/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,226 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not So Subtle Differences by Darth-Taisha reviews
Non Uchiha-massacre, peaceful Konoha a few years after Shippuden. Hinata had her future all planned out, until someone unexpected came into her life and changed it. Itahina, slight Naruhina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,967 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dark Release by Willow-Pea reviews
All Izzy wanted to do was save her sister. The once bright and bubbly Serenity had become forlorn and suicidal. Little did either of them realize just how more complicated their lives would get...
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,275 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
The Debut by EmbraceDiversity reviews
AU Fic. To establish political alliances, the major nations created 'The Debut', an event designed specifically for political marriages. When Hinata is forced to enter, her life takes an unexpected turn. Gaa/Hina. AU. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,210 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Miles Above by Newbie GK reviews
Hinata loved being scheduled for the same flight as Captain Naruto… except when she was trying to avoid him. Like now. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5928 - Favs: 9,317 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Mighty Ducks: All Stars by HaloFin17 reviews
Takes place immediately after D2. Virtually a continuation of the Jr. Goodwill Games, with a surprising twist for all. Important note: my previous MD fics have NOT taken place in this context. Enjoy!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Gunnar S., Julie G. - Complete
とても by mugiwarawarrior reviews
Hinata is forced to keep an eye on Sasuke who was brought back to Konoha after killing his brother. However Sasuke regrets killing Itachi, and in Hinata's opinion, seems to give up on everything. Will Sasuke be able to open up and find someone precious?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,700 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miru Hoshi by Reinao Tanaka reviews
After eight years, Sasuke returns to Konoha. His plan is to rebuild the Uchiha clan, but will things go exactly as he has planned? SasukexHinata SasuHina Rated T for thematic elements. Please no flaming! I am not a marshmallow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,924 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Look Who's Talking! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Ah, the joys of parenting. Of course, things would be easier for first time parents Sasuke and Hinata if a certain blond didn't have such a large influence over their sons' speech development... Possible Irony of Love side story if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Requiem For A Dying Heart by tranquilwriter reviews
Upon returning to Konoha, Sasuke begins to find his own reason for staying. That own reason being someone who has feelings for his best friend. Can he find a way to take what he believes is his? SasuHina. SidePairings: Onesided NaruHina. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,525 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Relinquish reviews
Who needs a chick-flic when you have a Chick-Fic? Where friends and rivals are seperated by a thin line. There will be some lovin', but friendship remains at the heart of it all. Multiple pairings...eventually. O.o
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hinata H.
Shinobi of Pride reviews
AU, Sequel to Shinobi of Honor. Thought all the secrets were out? Maybe, maybe not. Let's just hope they can survive the heat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
All is Forgiven reviews
No matter how much time passes, or who comes in and out of our lives, we never forget the ones we loved and lost. Short 1-shot for Japan. Yugao/Hayate - Yugao/Kaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Yugao U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinobi of Honor reviews
AU. While on military leave, Sasuke Uchiha is housed with fellow comrade Neji...and finds love with the Hyuuga's shy cousin. SasuHina NejiTen -sequel up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,124 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Halo reviews
Kinda ItaHina. AU. OOC. A beautiful day just keeps getting worse and worse; starting with a bank robbery gone wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
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