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Joined 10-17-09, id: 2117885, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Pong.

Hello peoples of the Internets.

My profile was getting way too long (it was something ridiculous like 20 pages on Word. Yeah, don't ask me why I checked.), so I've decided to just tell a little about myself and my stories. AKA- I'm going to try really really hard not to put any copy-pasty things on here.

First of all, I'd like to say that if you just randomly found this page of the Google or something of the like- Turn back now. Seriously. FanFic (both reading and writing it.) is dangerously addictive and spreads quickly. You will find yourself spending hours a day simply surfing the archives or trying to contain your plot bunnies. Go. Leave. Now.

Are they gone yet?

Oh, who am I kidding. Although I was an unsuspecting youngster when I first found FF.net, I have grown to love it like the puppy I never had.

I started writing FanFic not that long ago, and though most of it is probably either crappy or utterly stupid (or both.), it's fun and gives me something to do. And it gets rid of the bunnies. I guess you could call this my personal mind dumpster- Probably more for my sake than yours, but whatever.

I have also joined a highly addictive forum called the HP FF Challenges Forum. Check it out, it's fun.

I'm old enough to be on here legally yet not old enough to be out of high school. I'm still just a youngster, I am. Luckily, I'm still pretty good with spelling/grammar/punctuation/whatever else you could think of as a problem.

Need a beta? Drop me a line, either through email or PMing. I'm happy to do it, and I'll get it back to you ASAP.

I live in beautiful (and sometimes not-so-beautiful) Western Massachusetts. I go to a magnificent school that, frankly, I don't feel comfortable mentioning the name of online. Nothing personal, just easier to find me.

I go by many names, but you are welcome to call me either of two: Maggie or RDucky- AKA- My username. I'm not too crazy about others.

My friend Rachel occasionally drops by and more than occasionally has me post stories of hers on my account because, like me, she's kind of hooked on this site, too. But, as you can see, most of those stories are older. What does that mean, you ask? She now has an account on here! Go ahead, click the nice little favorite authors button on my page down there that says 'orangerachel.' She even has a South Park story which, if I may say, is fabulous (I might be a bit bias though. I helped her with it).

I'm a self-proclaimed Potter nerd. My friends are, in a word, not, however. That's why the great number of stories I have on here not written exclusively by me are not HP, as are most of the fics by me. Rachel is making some great progress, though. (Shut up, Rachel.)

I have a horrible habit of skipping around fandoms like they're lumps of hot coal. I always manage to come back and have fun pretty often, though.

Oh, yeah, and I deleted all of my Pointless Stories Series. If you miss them... I'm pretty sure you're completely alone in that opinion, but if you want I'll send you a Word document or something. Not that I think anyone will but might as well be sure.

Yeah, I think that's about it. On to the stories!


A Bit More About Me:

Favorite Books- Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, Waiting For Godot, Death Note, Watchmen, The Hunger Games

Favorite Authors- JK Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe, William Goldman

Favorite Movies- Kill Bill, The Princess Bride, Toy Story, Casablanca, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Watchmen

Favorite TV Shows- House MD, Phineas & Ferb, Star Trek: TOS, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Friends, South Park

Favorite Foods- chicken, sushi, coffee, pizza, Thai, French onion soup, Mello Yello

Currently Watching- Ouran, Fullmetal Alchemist

Currently Reading- Manga

Current Obsession(s)- Anime, Manga, The Hunger Games, Vinylmation (see my avvie? Damn, they're addictive), Big Bang Theory, Learning famous people's last words

Current Favorite Quote- 'Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!' -Futurama. Tasteful, no?

Current Avatar- Made by: sandoz-iscariot from livejournal. Original picture from: Watchmen


My stories:

Challenges
A.K.A.- Stories that aren't exactly original, but uber fun to write. They're all HP, so instead of having the fandom, I will have the challenge that was given.

I. Slytherin Christmas Challenge- Personal Challenge- Complete
My first (and only, as of right now.) Dramione fic. Also my first ever challenge, back from the day when I was unable to come up with an original name. It's Christmas-y, as said bad title suggests. Pretty out there, but I still like it.

II. Voldemort's MidLife Crisis- Bored Challenge- Complete
This is definitely a crack!fic. What made me realize I love writing a OOC-but-kind-of-possible-when-nobody's-looking Voldemort. Includes Death Eaters who can't hold their alcohol, hints of Drunk!Lucius and Slutty!Bellatrix. EDIT: I am considering writing a sequel to this in which instead of Snape 'Going to an Order meeting.' sticks around for a bit to hear a bit more of Voldemort's story. It will be stupid and obvious to anyone reading that I'm just writing it to get over writer's block, but... thoughts?

III. Power- The 'I'd Never Write A Story Like That' Challenge- In Progress/Complete
PLEASE Read this story. I promise I won't beg you to read any others. This is my all time favorite story that I have written. It was also the most difficult. Its an Evil!Betraying!Sirius story with Sirius/Bellatrix as the pairing. Yeah, I know, I really should hate it with everything I've got, but I just don't. I'm really proud of it and am considering continuing it. The only problem is that I pretty much went into shock as I wrote the original. Anyway, please read it. You won't regret it, especially if you like the pairing.

IV. Bothering Snape- The 'Let's Go Bother Snape' Challenge- In Progress/Complete
One thing I learned from this story- Trelawney is really fun to write, especially if she's in character. She's now one of my favorite characters to write, and even though this is pretty crack-y, everyone (except McGonnagal.) is pretty much in character. I'd like to make this a three-shot or possibly longer, but I'm a bit stuck. I'll work on it.

V. Birth Of A Dark Lord- Valentine's Day Challenge- Complete
Writing Voldemort/OC is HARD. Actually, writing OC in general is hard. I think I took one of the most difficult pairings out there, but from some of the reviews, I guess I did pretty good.

VI. Spells and Green Eyes- 'What You'd Never Write' Challenge- Complete
A Sirius/Lily story was my challenge. Basically, Sirius is Harry's father. Absolutely nothing changes, though, because absolutely no one knows. Surprisingly canon complaint in comparison to other things I could have done with this pairing. I'm not as fond of this as I am of my other 'What the Hell?' (as I fondly call that kind of challenge) challenge response, but it's a short, moderately cute/angsty read. Not completely horrible, I suppose, but not my best, either.

VII. A Word of Advice- 'Kissing In The Rain' Challenge- Complete
Set right after Snape's Worst Memory. The premise was that someone needed to comfort and/or talk to Lily after Snape called her a Mudblood. Since she obviously couldn't talk to Snape or the Marauder's about it, I decided to (as many FanFic writers do) walk a completely different path and have Regulus Black comfort/talk to her (if for no other reason then because Regulus/Lily was my assigned pairing). It's not romantic, but friendly and thankful and, if I may say so, COMPLETELY adorable.

VIII. A Friendship Most Uncommon- The 'Creative' Challenge- Complete
I managed to write a Lily/Luna friendship story that's about as canon a humanly possible. I have issues. Luna gets the resurrection stone for Harry from the Forbidden Forest after the Final Battle, but has a chat with Lily first.

IX. Noticing- 'Professor Flitwick's Prompt of the Day' on the Hogwarts Online Forum (May 12, 2010)- Complete
My prompt was Mind Games, so I tried my hand at writing a Snape/Hermione. Since a few people have asked, No, I will not be continuing this under any circumstances- It ends in a cliffhanger. Anything could happen after it ends. I know, that was the point. I wanted people to think about it, try to figure it out, even though there was no right or wrong answer. mostly in reference to the prompt I had to work with. 'Was Snape imagining things? Does Hermione get offended? Do they get together? What?' My main goal was to get you to ask these questions to yourself. I really wanted more left unsaid then there was actually said and for you to try and figure it out for yourself. I wanted to play around with you guys a bit, hence, Mind Games. Anyway, I liked writing it, and, frankly, I'm still not sure how I want it to go, so don't ask. I'm between them getting together, Snape completely imagining it and Hermione going ballistic when he mentions it, and him simply dismissing her from his office and thinking nothing more of it, if you must know.

X. The Gray Area- Crayola Colors Challenge- Complete
My color was gray. Snape thinks about the barrier between the Dark and Light and isn't sure what side he really is on.

XI. What Happens In Vegas- Personal Challenge/Homework over at the Hogwarts Online Forum- Complete
My very first (and possibly last) Draco/Ginny. It was fun, don't get me wrong, but I don't think I quite got Ginny down right. I might revisit it later, but then again I like it just the way it is. It's set in Las Vegas, which was fun to write (having never been there, but heard many stories of it, it was fun to imagine them there). This is another of my stories which I truly meant to wonderfully romantic but turned out to be simply more of a friendship. Oh well, I suppose.

XII. Root of All Evil- Bad Summaries Challenge- Complete
The summary I chose for the story was 'Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.' Crazy, right? But, was it too crazy to actually write about. No. I managed to. And had a great time writing it, too. It's a new twist on the Final Battle- less people, same Voldemort, and one helluva spell.

Original Stories
A.K.A.- Well, whaddaya know? Sometimes, I'm actually original! Wow!

I. Karma- Harry Potter- Complete
This was my first ever story. It's chock full of bad grammar, bad characterization, and completely based off of a horrible/overly used pun. I was going to get rid of it, but I just can't- it's what got me started, OK? It's like that sad puppy by the side of the road- it's ugly and embarrasses you in front of people, but you just can't help but love it.

II. Remus Lupin and the Discovery of the Internet- Harry Potter- In Progress
My dearest reviewers, I must ask you this question- why in Hell is this my top reviewed story? I like it, don't get me wrong, but why? It was inspired by chocolate calculators, for Heavens sakes! But, I did bring Sirius back, so that does make me happy. Maybe I'll continue it... If I'm really bored at some point and am not completely blanking the original idea I had for this one.

III.When Harry Potter Met Monty Python- Harry Potter- Complete
Oh yes, another of my 'earlier' works. My only explanation is that I was really into parodies and stupid humor stories for quite a bit and I really only recently got out of that... habit... and have gotten into more serious types of writing. Don't get me wrong, this was probably one of the best of that bunch, albeit completely moronic. It does have some pop culture references Harry and Ron use (as well as them using a laptop computer at Hogwarts.) but this is the only story I can remember that actually takes the five seconds to explain and patch up that gaping plot hole. Does that count for anything? Anyway, I do like it, and all I can really say about it months after writing it is 'I can't believe I forgot the argument clinic.'

IV. Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts- Harry Potter- In Progress
Pretty self explanatory (at least to anyone who would actually read it.)- I wrote little snippets of what I think would happen to the characters if they were to do some of the things on the list of things you shouldn't do. It's got to be one of hundreds of these kinds of stories, really. But, as an added bonus, mine has a CompletelyAwesome!Neville, WriterAbused!SlightlyAwesome!Snape, and a CompletelyWriterAbused!Draco Malfoy. Probably quite OOC, but what story of this kind isn't? I also might continue this story... eventually... If I happen to be completely and totally bored enough to look through tons of ideas.

V. Voldemort's Weird Adventure- Harry Potter/Pong Crossover- Complete
Yeah, I have NO clue. Like, at all. I think I was looking at the Pong crossover section (Which in and of itself is just plain weird.) and noticed there was a Pong/Twilight Crossover. Then, in my twisted mind, thought, 'hmm, there's a Twilight crossover, but no Harry Potter... I should make one!' So, in about fifteen minutes this was born (Around midnight, if I'm not mistaken.) and then I promptly fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I found this in a notebook. Basically, Voldy inexplicably gets trapped inside a game of Pong, gets pissed off, blames Lucius, and then blows up the TV set it is being played on. That's all I have to say.

VI. In Which Harry Gets Around- Harry Potter- In Progress
Oh? What's this? Is this- I think it is! It's a new original AND multi-chapter story I'm working on, and hope to not abandon! This one is a parody of all those 'Harry is a Veela and has a mate.' stories. The difference is that Harry is a completely sarcastic teenage boy in this. Meaning, probably completely realistic considering the scenario. This doesn't really have an actual timeline, since Voldemort's dead but Harry is not yet of age. Also, I have the ending all figured out, I just have to figure out how to get from the beginning to the end, and this won't be a short fic. If your reading this one, bear with me, it will all be written eventually, I promise.

VII. Luna's Infinite Wisdom- Harry Potter- Complete
Lookie, lookie. I wrote a non-challenge oneshot for the fist time since... An Unexpected Question. And the first Harry Potter/original non-challenge since Voldemort's Weird Adventure. It's mildly cracky with everyone still being almost completely in character (with the exception of Ron for one line). It's a Dramione Head Boy/Girl fic with Luna, of all people, calling them out for it- without them even realizing anything. Quite fun to write, actually. And don't ask me the timeline- I think it fits in with practically every other like it, if everyone in Harry's year had to go back to repeat, but I'm not entirely sure.


Cure for an obsession: get another one. -Mason Cooley

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Encounters of the Future Sort by IHaveASiriusObsession reviews
A freak cauldron explosion leads James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew hurtling forward into the future where they come into contact with Harry and friends. Anything is possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron and Condoms by gothgirl865 reviews
Two shot. One day Ron is over at Hermione's house and finds condoms. He has no clue what they are. What I like to think is hilariousness ensues. Rated T for mentions of condoms and some sexual content. Nothing explicit!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Progression by Clever Lass reviews
Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Worst Nightmare by Dobby's Socks reviews
Characters from Harry Potter realize that their worst nightmares may just come true...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Trio and Ginny Read Fanfiction by Lady Alinor reviews
One fine day at the Burrow, Harry and Ginny relaxing on the couch, and Hermione is reading something on her laptop. 'Hermione, what are you reading,' Ron asks. 'Oh, just a bit of fanfiction...' she says lightly. Therein lies the tale. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Villain Series 1: Role Call by s3xiNERD reviews
Multiple villians get together to create the top villain squad but what happens when they are all just too different. Will operation destroy fail or succeed and will our heroes die or live?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Darth Vader, Voldemort
A Sirius Problem by verity candor reviews
Sirius is ... well...pregnant. Some SBOC and even a little bit of JPLE if you're lucky. T for content, and some later topics. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Can't Get to Sleep by GetYourGleekOn reviews
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." /Onesided ChoRemus/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Cho C., Remus L. - Complete
Arthur Weasley Finds the Internet by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Arthur Weasley will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Arthur W. - Complete
Awake by keelhaulrose reviews
As Hermione is left in the wake of the War, Sirius returns from the Veil. Can he help her discover her path now that she no longer has to stand by Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Punctuation Problems by slytherinslut13 reviews
What happens when the great J.K. Rowling, not me of course, has problems with punctuation? MADNESS! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
and if loving you is wrong by JacksonFrost reviews
Because even though it’s wrong, Ron is beautiful, and Hermione’s not the only one who can see that, Hagrid can see it too." One-sided RW/RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Rubeus H., Ron W. - Complete
It Happened One Day by Jaded-Lily-05 reviews
SSHP Slash. Severus Snape sees something and starts to obsess. There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single, flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Easter at Hogwarts by Jaded-Lily-05 reviews
Easter at Hogwarts fiction. Starring: The thoughts of Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Beyond Pain by R.G.B.The.Duckie reviews
Alice and Frank thought they were finally safe after the fall of Voldemort. They thought they could raise their son in peace. But on their way to an important meeting everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Drunken Lullabies by blackxxrosesxx reviews
Has little to do with the song. Remus is dared to strip tease and lap dance a marauder. I tried very hard not to make it too cliche! Features Canon!Remus complete with male thoughts and DrunkenMumbling!Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
a fixation by Static Lull reviews
McGonagall, Sinistra —- this practicality will be your undoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Minerva M., A. Sinistra
Are you serious? by Merthurtilidie reviews
A conversation between Harry and Remus. Drabble, Crack, that sort of thing. Rated for language. RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Reunion by Strawberry Myst reviews
"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Burns by Marlicat reviews
Walburga screamed at the charred and blackened tapestry. She screamed until her voice went hoarse and ultimately vanished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sirius Blacks' New Woman by Vacancy reviews
Useless Sirius/Remus fluff. For Alleh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Leaked by Literature by Crazy4Moony reviews
There's one thing that doesn't fit the carefully constructed puzzle. One small detail that crumbles years of keeping it a secret, precious like gold, hiding behind their masks for fear of being burned. And Harry knows that the answer lies with the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Girls' Night at the Hog's Head by Very Small Prophet reviews
Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rejoicing Properly by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Complete! Snape acts rashly out of jealousy when Hermione is helped by one of his Slytherins, leading up to a revelation. SS/HG, post-DH, slightly AU, definitely EWE?, and somewhat of just a fun PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Dance by MissusPotter reviews
Remus Lupin hates dances. Then he's dance raped by Narcissa Malfoy. Dun dun dun. I suck at summaries. For a challenge. Read and Review, please? T is because I'm paranoid, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Remus L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Those Three Little Words by CeliaEquus reviews
Sequel to "That One Little Word". Hermione is starting as Sirius' apprentice, and he's determined to win her back. But even with Voldemort's death, can there still be such a thing as house unity? A prank war will decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
All for you by MUSiiC.iiS.LOVE reviews
It's her first year of Hogwarts and instead of sitting with Ron and Harry, Hermione finds herself sitting in a compartment with Draco, Pansy, and Blaise.See how Hermione's friendship with them can change everything. Please review! D/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Gag by remuslives reviews
Flitwick witnesses Hagrid torture Snape for information. Crack and nastiness. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
The Professor's Christmas Holiday by Multi-authors challenge reviews
In November 2009, a forum thread was started to find a group of Authors willing to write a piece FanFiction for Christmas. Every author involved will each write a chapter of the story, adding their own individuality and creativeness to complete the plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Minerva M.
He Kills, He Laughs by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
He walks, he sees, he opens, he kills, he laughs. Lord Voldemort on the night of the Potter's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Voldemort, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by JacksonFrost reviews
The Marauders always have enjoyed their status as rule-breakers. Sirius and Remus, however, are breaking rules of their own. Centered around the "Things I Will Not Do At Hogwarts" list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Mercy by ChristinaAngel reviews
What if Harry had shown mercy and Snape had only been hit with one Disarming Spell? He would have been conscious for the entire conversation and he would have found out Sirius' innocence. How would he react to this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Basic Rules to Being an Evil Fanfiction Writer by Ray by Another Name reviews
Just a completely random set of ten rules for your average evil fanfiction writer...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Black Family of Harry Potter by NHunter reviews
another what if story where Sirius and Bellatrix raise Harry together. contains major AU in a form of neutral-to-good Bella, free Sirius and more... Oneshot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Explorations by Kribu reviews
Hermione and Severus finally get around to learning to be Animagi. Crookshanks is thrilled. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bathroom Dialing by ipwnyourmother reviews
It’s funny, the way your life can change while you’re sitting on the toilet. Sam calls a number on the wall of a bathroom stall; hilarity ensues. Spam, long oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Waiting for Godot Until Now by Wrenchy reviews
What if Godot actually appeared? Written in Script form; English assignment.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Kitchen Encounters by Lady Anon reviews
Snape and Hermione are both tired, but find themselves inexplicably drawn to the kitchen. What happened. Kind of fluffy, not dirty or anything. Pre-Relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
All the Little Things by Solas-Divided reviews
All the Little Things It was all the little things that tore them apart, but can all those little things bring them together again? Angst, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Language, M/F, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Work of Highly Questionable Literary Merit by DeathbyChiasmus reviews
A 55-word metafanfic, in which Harry Potter and Jack Sparrow are forced to join forces against the forces of evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Hope for the Future by DaydreamerNightwriter reviews
Dudley's daughter receives some interesting mail, and Dudley becomes reflective, whilst Ginny and Harry deal with other family events
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P.
nonbeliever in a state of grace by verity candor reviews
We were nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - James P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Show Him No by AfraidOfFalling reviews
Lily is sick and tired of James’ relentless flirting and decides to show him his place. Little does she know that she too is in for a surprise. SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Opposing Mindsets by zukofangirl16 reviews
House and Spock are stuck together, and need to find a way out of it. There's more at stake than what would seem. Rated T for mild language and implications of a homosexual relationship.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Spock, G. House - Complete
The Kiss by Solas-Divided reviews
She had twelve hours to kiss the right man before the curse claims her. Banner by the talented Maris: : / i41 . tinypic . com/dzxg7b . jpg no spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
You look like my nephew! Really? I'm Al Potter by dork-with-glasses reviews
It's been 26 years since Mr Dursley saw hide or hair of any of the Potters. But one snowy day in the winter of 2023 is about to change that. Mr Dursley is just heading off to work, but then he sees a boy with black hair, green eyes and round glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Vernon D., Albus S. P. - Complete
HP Idol by TohruROX2221 reviews
The Harry Potter characters sing in an American Idol-esque game. Major profanity in Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P.
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
New Years Celebration by HPSpontaneousCombustionTSO reviews
Give teenagers loads of alchohal and with limited supervision? A New Year's celebration, of course! at Hogwarts! Meant to be funny and OOC. Enjoy! response to the challenge, "New Years Challenge" by burning candle light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Wish, I Wish by wellyuthink reviews
Abandoned in the wilds of northen England, lost and alone, Harry stumbles across a small town and discovers a street called Spinners End...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best by StoryGirl02 reviews
Devoted to caretaking? He snorted. Yeah, right. More like devoted to trying to pass a law so he could be allowed to whip students.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Argus F. - Complete
She Asked Me If I Loved You by abc233 reviews
Sirius makes a quick pit-stop at Remus's house after he runs away from Grimauld Place. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10208 - Favs: 12,465 - Follows: 5,132 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Is by msllamalover reviews
Love is different for everyone. Sometimes it's easily missed or heavily disguised. Without a doubt, love is the most magical thing. Snippets of every imaginable relationship, for the 100 pairing challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,752 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Worse than Hell by Sulphur reviews
Suddenly Voldemort doesn't seem so bad anymore. marriage law slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Voldemort, Sirius B. - Complete
It's Difficult to Say by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
Remus has something he needs to tell Sirius. Sirius has something he needs to tell Remus. James knows everything. And Peter is missing. Slash. Fluff. RB/RL, SB/SS; no SB/RL, sorry . Side of JP/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Salvation by Sulphur reviews
Severus Snape makes the right choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Pong The Beginning by betweenlightanddark reviews
Why do these lines hit a little ball back and forth? All is revealed in THE BEGINNING! dun dun dun!
Pong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
On Board the Pirate Ship Revenge by Epiphanyx7 reviews
Well good night, then, Westley, and good work today. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Memories by igobumpinthedark reviews
In the midst of a raging war, Hermione Granger is sent spiraling back through time at the last request of a dear friend. Emerging in the time of the Marauders, will she be able to set everything right? And will she destroy her future in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Peter Instead of Godot by Postscript624 reviews
Hey, I know this isn't actually a Sweeney Todd fanfic, but there is not "Waiting for Godot" subcategory and this seemed like the next best thing. I hope you like it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009
That's What She Said by astopperindeath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait becomes addicted to Steve Carell. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Trouble With Dogs by WeatherWatch reviews
The entire female population swooned at Sirius Black's feet. Dennis wondered whether one had to endure a twelve year stint in Azkaban to accrue that kind of reaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
NEVER Say Gilderoy Lockhart While I'm Drinking by TheSerpentAndTheLion reviews
When the Dark Lord rises again, The Order of the Phoenix reconvenes for the first time to drown their sorrows in Firewhiskey. Snape and Sirius face off, Hagrid and Moody chum up, and the legendary Aberforth leads the festivities! AU, but in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of the Income Taxes by Glass.Paradox reviews
Harry discovers the-Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not - The Internal Revenue Service. Death may not be inevitable for the Overlord of All Evil, but Federal Income Taxes certainly aren't. One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Okay by Bedelia reviews
Ron and Astoria's spouses run away together. "Somehow we ended up sharing a pint of ice cream. If that isn't the saddest cliche in the world, I don't know what is. That was the spark that began our friendship. Mine and Astoria's." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ron W., Astoria G. - Complete
The Highway Stop by Platinum Express reviews
Sometimes, you remember someone so much better just because you hate them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
That One Little Word by CeliaEquus reviews
After Lord Voldemort falls through the veil at the Ministry, everyone has to band together to stop him from returning... again. SB/HG pairing. Only own story, not characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Smarts & the Mutt by WeatherWatch reviews
Plan J: Place Moony under the influence of Veritaserum - by sneaking it into his tea - and conveniently ask him if he loves one Nymphadora Tonks - whilst she is in the vicinity - creating an inescapable truth bubble of love." dialogue only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mistletoe Charm by astopperindeath reviews
A charm on a loveseat in Grimmauld Place makes Snape and Hermione reevaluate their relationship. Set several years after DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
NAKED by PurpleHope reviews
This is what happens when we have too much sugar... A jointly written Harry Potter crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Haunted House by debjunk reviews
Hermione's new house is haunted. Can Severus help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revolving Doors by Gibsos reviews
Really short, really cracky. There is honestly no better description.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Nagini - Complete
Up for Grabs by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new attempt at House Unity is a schoolwide contest for Cutest Couple. A new category of votes each week heats things up. Competition's fierce and the title's up for grabs. Who are YOU voting for? D/Hr, H/G, B/P. Sequel to "New It Couple..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Algebra class is rife with boyish attitude by brightmoor reviews
Draco gets a Howler, Ron and Hermy snog, weird things happen. Snape is a chipmunk because someone spiked his pumpkin juice. Harry tries to fix it but Snape gets really drunk. This is a prime example of why I shouldn't be allowed to write in Algebra class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Truth, Dare, or Firewhiskey by ConfusionPersonified reviews
What happens when the Golden Trio plus Ginny and Draco, Blaise, Pansy and her little sister play Truth or Dare and get drunk? Well...this. Read to find out more. : One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
The New IT couple: mystery of the seeker's glove by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Fascination by davestridersjunk reviews
Hermione Granger is caught with her mobile phone in potions, and is told to come and 'fetch it' at the end of the day. As Snape snoops through her files, he finds a lot of surprises, involving everyone's favourite Slytherin prince. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fanfiction by Super Nintendo Power reviews
Orochimaru reads a SasuOro fanfic, and gets quite angry. He tells Sasuke to troll. The rest of Konoha will be inspired to write their own fanfics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Generously Proportioned by LightsWillGuideYouHome reviews
With nothing left and nothing to lose, a man has to make a living. Inspired by HBO's 'Hung' Romantic Comedy HGXDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Little Slip by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
No one knew that he had those two words in his vocabulary. Hermione was more than shocked to have him use those words on her. All it took was a book and the words Thank You to start it all. Exactly how far do things go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 911 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In the Family Way by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Remus has a bit of an odd conversation with his boyfriend...Marauder era, written for the Phobia Challenge. RLSB slash. All dialogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Voldemort, Snape, and a Toaster by brightmoor reviews
I solemnly swear that I am not under the influence of drugs of any kind. Nothing romantic implied; just, um, wonder to yourselves why they're living in the same house, OK? Just a warning: Voldy uses the d-word at the end. HP belongs to JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Curiosity Isn't Always A Good Thing by TimeAndChance reviews
Harry delves into Snape's penseive again and gets more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Subspace turbulence by Gul Bricett reviews
Draco Malfoy is transported to the Star Trek 2009 universe. Poor Draco. Rated M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Nero, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Beautiful Little Monstrosity by FirePhoenix86 reviews
Would there ever be a fanfiction about? A simple question turned horrifying for all! When a little harmless quiz turns ugly, who ends up with who? Who is scarred for life? Who suffers engorgement charms on their @# %’s? Oh the Horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lily Evans P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Closet Case by Solas-Divided reviews
Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
Blackwell by WitchyMitch reviews
AU "Had I known how sinister and inhuman she would seem, I definitely would not have volunteered to negotiate with her. God help me now..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Drabble Every So Often by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
As my first drabble collection was so incredibly well-received, I simply couldn't stop there. Here, you'll find more 100 word 'fics', all of which will stand alone. I hope those of you who enjoyed 'A Drabble a Day' will like this collection as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Six Words by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
characters in six words. for the six words challenge on HPFC. will take requests.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
A Drabble a Day by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
365 days... 365 drabbles. Somehow, the year is over, and this collection is now complete. I want to thank everyone who read and reviewed this for all your incredible support as this year-long project progressed one day, and one drabble, at a time. THANKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 104,073 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
The Restaurant at the End of the Series by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
After the Second War, Sirius and Bellatrix talk over some unresolved issues, in a Burger King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and his Curse of the Clothes by Blondejoke101 reviews
A mix of Harry Potter and elements from The Simpsons. I hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Simpsons & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
I've Learned Something Today by keelhaulrose reviews
What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Severus S.
Dr Seuss and Onomatopoeia by caalan reviews
Typical morning in the Shay household. Or at least the way my brain dreams it up. No pairings really, you may imply what you wish.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by DainoChild reviews
L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,357 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Across The Stars by Bohemian Anne reviews
A crossover between Titanic and Star Wars, in which Jack, Rose, and Cal exist in the Star Wars universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Rose D., Jack D.
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
CRASH! by AgentKaz reviews
Twilight. Oh no, Bella! Watch out for that... van.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Paradox by Flaignhan reviews
It begun before it had even started. SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Thump by DRoWN.uNTo.Me reviews
How do the people of Twelve Grimmauld Place and the Order of the Phoenix react to this unexpected pairing? Oh, and that thumping, yeah, that's gonna leave a bruise or two or a couple fifty...*Sequel "Meow" is up! Enjoy! *Prequel "Valentine" is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Spice of Life by opalish reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 9,598 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter meets the Simpsons and Spider Pig! by phix27 reviews
Harry potter world meets Bart, homer, Marge, Lisa again AND they meet HarryPlopperSpiderpig, Moe, Mr. Burns, Krusty, and Smitters' Written by DRACOZELDA!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Pong Orgy by Riza and Lust reviews
The joy of the game.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 493 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pornographer's Stone by DeliciousNewYork reviews
I bet you a million dollars you've never read a story with this pairing. Plus giant spiders, twists and turns and a mary sue! Woopee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
The TellTale Hex by Jocemum reviews
The search for the final Horcrux a la Edgar Allen Poe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauder Version of the TellTale Heart by RonWeasleyLove reviews
Edgar Allen Poe's The TellTale Heart is now in a new Marauder version! Funny oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Dobby Gets a Pair by DeliciousNewYork reviews
After a run in with Elmoyes elmo the red muppet Dobby finally gets some confidence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Marauder's Chatroom by cutie-pie752 reviews
What happens when the Marauder's find a chatroom? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mr Black: Continuing the Trek by Chris Hill reviews
Mr. Black goes out in space and ends up meeting Kirk and the Enterprise. Permission From the Make a Wish series by Rorcharts Blot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P.
The Marauder Rap by DiscombobulatedDrummer reviews
The Marauders attempt at some good ol' American rap. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. FUNNY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Magic of Tetris by Freaky Person O.o reviews
First Harry Potter Tetris Crossover. I am so ashamed of my writing in the first 2 chapters... Why did I have to go re-read it...?
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Kitchen Window by Dreamscapes Symphonic reviews
Sirius reacts to events at the end of Half Blood Prince. Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Sirius B., Albus D.
Divinus Mixture by Dreamscapes Symphonic reviews
After an accident in Potions class, sixteen year old Remus Lupin is sent to the year 1996. After learning of his friends' fates and his own future, he knows he can fix it. But is it worth the risk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Ha Ha, Suckers! by She's a Star reviews
. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Princely Wizard by rachigurl5 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to read her favorite Book. But is William Goldman's "The Princess Bride" really Ron's type of book? Features EngrossedInABook!Ron and Buttercup!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Draco's World by starstruck and TuvokPiAlpha reviews
Draco finds a way to indulge his obsession with money -- and channels Elmo in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Draco M.
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Pong Lemon by Prince Janus reviews
A Pong Lemon, need I say more? You know you just have to read it.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002
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Power reviews
If Sirius really was the one who betrayed the Potters. Written for the "I'd never write a story like that' and 'Dialogue/Discription' challenges on HPFC forum. Evil!Sirius. Bellatrix/Sirius. Now a Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Uncertainty reviews
Sometimes, love can be found in the most unexpected places. D/Hr or D/G. EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Infinite Wisdom reviews
Draco's Head Boy. Hermione's Head Girl. Same old story, right? Wrong. There's still a little thing called 'seven-year hatred' between them. Too bad all the other Gryffindors have buried the hatchet already. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Root of All Evil reviews
'Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.' Written for the 'Bad Summaries' challenge. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What Happens In Vegas reviews
When Draco gets bored in Las Vegas, a certain redhead he meets up with there might just turn his night around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Gray Area reviews
Snape broods over the Wizarding World at large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Noticing reviews
The cat finally caught the mouse. drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which Harry Gets Around reviews
Harry discovers he is part veela. Upside- he has a mate. Downside- he doesn't know who the mate is, so he has to find out the 'hard way.' Wait, or was it the other way around? AU. Most likely eventual Slash. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P.
A Friendship Most Uncommon reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry asks Luna to retrieve the Resurrection Stone. Luna uses the opportunity to thank someone, someone who she had never met in life. Spoilers for OotP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Luna L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Word of Advice reviews
After Lily's legendary fight with a Slytherin, another Slytherin gives her something to think about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
Spells and Green Eyes reviews
A tale of lost love, believed death, and a cliched title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Dark Lord reviews
Voldemort hasn't always been filled with hate. Once, he even fell in love. That's why it was so painful to loose her. Written for the Valentine's Day Challenge. Semi-evil!Dumbledore. Rated for death. Realized this was loosely based on Annabel Lee by EAP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Bothering Snape reviews
Written for the 'Let's go bother Snape' challenge. possible three-shot. It was obvious Trelawney was annoying him, but who was behind THIS? Rated for slightly mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Severus S.
Remus Lupin And The Discovery Of The Internet reviews
What happens when Hermoine gets bored of doing research? She drags Remus onto the computer, of course! Canon compliant until HBP. TWT?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
Another Dime-A-Dozen story of things you shouldn't do at Hogwarts. Rated for slightly mature themes. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Weird Adventure reviews
Voldemort gets trapped inside Pong. 'Nuff said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort's MidLife Crisis reviews
Written for HPFC Bored Challenge. Crack!Fic. What happens when Voldemort doesn't throw a birthday party because Death Eaters can't hold their alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Slytherin Christmas Challenge reviews
If Hermione and Draco want to be home for the holidays, they'll have to decorate the Great Hall- The Muggle Way. Written for a challenge over on the HP FF Challenge Forum. Oneshot. AU. DM/HG. Rated for Pre-smut and mild language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Harry Potter Met Monty Python reviews
When Aurther Weasley decides to show Harry & Ron some Muggle movies, Hermione will not be happy. ONESHOT. Spoilers for DH. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Karma reviews
What if Remus didn't storm out so soon on that infamous Morning where at breakfast his secret was revealed? What if he didn't storm out at all? What if it was someone else? Implied Fake!Slash ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete