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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Many English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighbourhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. (Ahh, true love!)

Flying Thunder Cloud no Jutsu: Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks, and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present . . .

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No," and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say, "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet, civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large, red button labeled, "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of a cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence, "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line, "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colours, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harbouring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, naked mole rat, or whatever sickeningly-cute, little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of scepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say, "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an adviser says to me, "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the adviser.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artefact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says, "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say, "Oh well," and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However, before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artefacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisers ask, "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a fire fight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment Room.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable super-weapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror, "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be, "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the twelve Stones of Power on the sacred altar, then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of, "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I capture the hero's super-weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

You know you're an ItaNaru fan when...
by Imperial Mint.

- You don't think the words 'Ita' and 'Naru' could ever be separated.
- You think about ItaNaru a lot. Not 24/7, because food is important too, but it's high up there.
- You sit calmly while watching the anime, plotting the demise of Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata.
- You scoff at the ruffian brawl between Sasuke and Naruto at the end then resume watching one of the fights between Itachi and Naruto. That's how real men do it.
- Shoving a crow down someone's throat is now considered a marriage proposal to you.
- You grit your teeth whenever Naruto is hurt by Sasuke, knowing he could do so much better.
- You can remember at least one line from a good ItaNaru story because you've read it so many times.
- You respect other pairings because people have opinions and Itachi is the supreme master of genius, and it'll happen between them anyway.
- When has blue and orange ever been complementary? Black and orange. Orange and red. Black and blue.Take your pick, they all look good.
- You love Kirabi because a) he got more than one over on Sasuke and b) he ripped part of Sasuke's chest out. And you laughed, shouting 'that's for Itachi' at the screen.
- Weasels and foxes are native to my country. Need I say more?
- Itachi deserves a reward. Self sacrifice takes a lot out of a guy and you pray that, yes, he is alive.
- And ignore evidence which suggests otherwise.
- Sasuke is unworthy of using Itachi's techniques and unworthy of Naruto. You may hurt the one you love, but an abusive relationship has to end at some point.
- And maybe you hate Sasuke a little more than you should because he killed Itachi, thus rendering your heart broken.
- You've spent hours scouring for Doujinshi's online, realising you can only buy them. Of course disappointment follows before you realise that, actually, ItaNaru has more class and deserved to be bought rather than whored out on the net.
- Art looping for ItaNaru pics. Come out of it hours later and wonder why it's dark outside and why there aren't more pictures.

Crazy is...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when Naruto's daily routine starts to blend into your daily routine. Crazy is when you stay up reading Naruto fan-fictions all night and your so tired that you laugh when the main character's lover dies.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (Untrue I have lusted over many male anime characters... What, don't look at me like that!)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand

- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.

Here's 84 different ways to Annoy Edward easily.

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every loud when Bella is around to hear it.

2. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

3. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob.

4. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

5. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

6. For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

7. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

8. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

9. Color on all his Bella pictures with permanent to replace them.

10. Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween. (A.N. That has got to be the easiest costume for him!)

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

12. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a DOG

13. Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you, call him a liar when he says no.

14. Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been 'doing' things with him. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

15. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

16. Make him watch the 'Twilight' movie.

17. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

18. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

19. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

20. Ask him if he's ever done it. When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

21. Make him watch 'Hairspray' with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

22. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his stereo.

23. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him constantly.

24. Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

25. Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

26. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

27. When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

28. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.(A.N. Or have ane burn it mentally, and she'll be happy since she can't burn Bella either.)

29. Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

30. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

31. Volunteer him for a blood drive.

32. Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy. (Voldemort. The bald guy who wants to kill Harry.)

33. Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

34. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

35. Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

36. Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

37. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

38. Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as 'Barney' and 'The Wiggles'.

39. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

40. Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

41. Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school.

42. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

43. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

44. Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

45. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

46. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land! "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

47. Make him watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

48. Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

49. Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around.

50. Give his number to Jessica, and tell her he’s interested.

51. Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party.

52. Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

53. Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them.

54. Watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

55. Refer to him as "Eddie".

56. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his Volvo as ransom.

57. Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

58. Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

59. Sing "I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves" in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guarenteed. (A.N. That pretty much is the song!)

60. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

61. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

62. Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

63. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

64. Tell him Darth Vader is his father

65. Make Bella president of the 'La Push Cliff Diving Society'.

66. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

67. Superglue Bella's window shut.

68. In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

69. Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

70. Say, "Wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7 to the guy who was in love with your wife."

71. Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class. (A.N. I love that from Finding Nemo!)

72. Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDIE! KISS IT BETTER!"

73. Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

74. Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it out and show it to him.

75. Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

76. For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

77. Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win. (A.N I should try that once I find out he's real! But do not take that bet with the werewolves.)

78. Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

79. Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

80. Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

81. Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

82. Tell him over and over again, "Nessie loves a werewolf. AKA The guy who was in love with your wife!"

83. Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.

84. Make him watch 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' with you. Continually ask him "Which one are you in there Eddie? Is it him, him him... etc?"

The above was written by Urufu-chan.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Put this on your
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If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

"On a scale of one to holy shit, we're sitting at a solid 'fuck my life', JARVIS."-Pepper Potts, A Bump in the Road

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In Servitude to the Dark : My Obeisance by xXxLuckyxXx reviews
Sequel to ISttD! Harry enters 4th year and must deal with the Tournament and losing Marvolo to Voldemort. Will the newly risen Dark Lord accept Harry or will he still see Harry as an enemy? HPLV. Chap. 21 has been reposted! Sorry for the confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort
Behind the Veil by StycianLeo reviews
After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,062 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,965 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest. Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,457 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Down the Rabbit Hole by lferg reviews
After spending a month in Death Eater captivity 17 year old Harry escapes only to be transported to another dimension where his parents are alive and he is supposedly dead. cp 19-21 are new
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Blood Brothers by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences. Slash, OOCness etc. etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,131 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Man in Fangorn by Jaiden.Aye reviews
Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Wild Cat by Auto-nin reviews
Discontinued. Not adopting due to using original elements for future original writings...When Naruto dies, he doesn't really die. He finds out he is a she and somehow now on an isolated island with the memories "recorded" in her real body while out to believe she us a monster and shuns herself. Itachi has the bad luck to end up on the island.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,772 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Mirror of possibilities by heyo reviews
The war is over,and Harry wants to continue with his life. But his hopeful plans for the future encounter a glitch in the form of an Alternative World where his parents are alive and he has siblings! Continues after book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Crush by DimeStreet reviews
Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,254 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 6,096 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fallen and Risen by Plush reviews
Harry Potter died. As his friends mourned his death, a new student is transfered to Hogwarts. But why does she look so striking like the late Harry Potter? FemHarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,760 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Death's New Mistress by Quiet Whisper reviews
Using the jewel to restore the lives of those lost in the battle against Naraku, Kagome's life is taken in exchange and she is also given a task. But collecting souls isn't the only thing she is capable of, or so she soon comes to discover....
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 159,084 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,176 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Lineage of Dragons by SoBadAtBeingGood reviews
Zukaang AU. There is no such thing as the Avatar. Aang is the last airbender in existence. Zuko is a conflicted prince who just wants what's best for his nation. When the sons of fire and air meet under horrific circumstances, their lives will change forever. Dark fic/themes. Lemons and limes eventually.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,419 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
North by spopococ reviews
There was nothing harder to forget than his mistakes, nothing harder to relate to than the present, and nothing harder to accept than his feelings. But Steve was never a quitter, and he wasn't going to start being one now. He just needed a little help. Stony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,861 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 5,120 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Love Takes Time by Amaratta reviews
For some, it only takes one single moment to fall in love. For them, it'd probably take much longer for love to grow. A collection of ByaIchi vignettes featuring how they built their relationship up from scratch. Slash. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,228 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Ichigo K., Byakuya K.] - Complete
Made of Glass by xxSnowxxAngelxx reviews
Itachi's mask of stoic indifference was perfect, not even his family saw through it...And yet a certain hyper-active blond orphan seemed to easily see and get under the mask. But is Itachi the only hiding behind a mask? ItaNaru with NaruSasu friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Ever the Lotus by Kanna37 reviews
"What are you?" Sesshoumaru asked that question the moment Kagome pulled Tessaiga from its pedestal... and it was never answered. When Kagome disappears back home after the fall of Naraku, Sesshoumaru finds himself searching for that very answer. 1st Best Sesshoumaru Portrayal Dokuga 4th Quarter 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Evil Genius by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU "And I will keep on my staff, a five-year-old child" Little did Itachi know that the child would become the bane of his existence; but with time comes new enemies and feelings. And in the end, the real question will be; who was the real evil genius?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Hand of Fate by Yih reviews
Harry goes back to the past to change history by stopping Tom Riddle from becoming Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,398 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Irreconcilable Differences by Determamfidd reviews
Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,064 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Naughts and Crosses by skazi-lou reviews
In the future, the democracy is over. Commander Odin has ruled for over forty years with an iron grip, and no one has dared to challenge his power. But when his son Loki returns from the dead and joins the resistence, will his strength be enough to silence the voice of the people? (Or: How a war of ideas is more dangerous than a war of guns. You can't kill ideas, anyways.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru and Kagome, CU. NEWEST: 'Plummet' An unwise wish would be a dangerous thing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Ties That Bind by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the events of Protective Reasoning, the team decides they've earned a well deserved vacation and head out to Malibu for a couple weeks. As they should have expected, however, with the Avengers there can't just be a simple, relaxing vacation. No, no, no. That'd be much too easy. *Part of my Protective Reasoning universe, but can be read alone.* Tony/Pepper Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,508 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bodyguard by Corpium reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION. NOT AN UPDATE. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lunar Night by Starian NightZz reviews
Having died in the war against the Akatsuki, Namikaze Shiki woke as a zanpakuto with a new name and new powers. And her wielder turned out to be none other than Hyuuga Hinata. FemNaru. Possible Hyourinmaru/Shiki. Hitsugaya/Hinata
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,348 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hyorinmaru
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,605 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,871 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Study in Crimson and Viridian: Part I by Last.Echo reviews
There's a reason why red and green complement each other. Aesthetically, they're pleasing to the eye, and side by side they make each other appear brighter. FrostIron Loki/canonfemale!Tony Movie Spoilers! Comic Spoilers!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,786 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP When Harry was little he used to wish that his twin brother was the chosen one. His brother used to wonder what it would be like to know the Dark Lord. Later Tarrant runs away to join Voldemort, who accepts him, thinking he is Harry... his mate. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Blue Moon Moments by Lynx and Banner reviews
Every once in a blue moon, there are moments that take a person completely by surprise. Eventual Science Boyfriends; dark themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,537 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Undercover by Red Tigress reviews
Natasha never breaks cover. Never. (rated for language, violence, whump. Friendship fic.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 606,845 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Made Weak By Time And Fate, But Strong In Will by Hekate1308 reviews
When Sherlock left the flat with his best friend, he was a consulting detective. When he woke up later, he was a cocaine addict lying in an abandoned building. AU, Post-Reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,899 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He is a SHE! by Shirahane Aikawa reviews
Itachi, decides to hire Naruto as his "Lover" so that he can escape the blind dates arranged by his parents. – But little did Itachi know that Naruto is actually a SHE! ItaNaruOC SasuOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The New Life by doyou000me reviews
Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,636 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Entity, My Own by TheMuser reviews
Voldemort and Harry both find out about Harry being a Horcrux... This story is being REDONE. It will be posted under a different name and this version will be deleted once a sufficient amount of it is complete and I am confident in my ability to post the chapters on time. My sincerest apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
When Genius Meets Death by fokker333 reviews
Ichigo wasn't your everyday fifteen year old teenager. No, he was much more than that. Ichigo was a genius. He could also see ghosts. What happens when a genius with an IQ of over 200 gets thrust into the world of Shinigami? DISCONTINUED, not up for adoption. Idea/original premise is free to use though!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,012 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Outsiders by CoolnRainy reviews
An outsider's point of view of Tony and Pepper's developing relationship.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Twice into the Abyss by Calecus reviews
Having been 'vanquished' in the last battle against Harry Potter, Voldemort did not expect to open his eyes and be back in the past in the year 1991... not to mention still being stuck behind Quirrell's head. Time Travel. Slash. Eventual LVHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Kagome's Trial by firevixen73 reviews
Kagome has a problem, a very big problem. Inuyasha would kill her if he knew, hell, Sesshomaru would help. Really what could she say to them? 'Your fathers ghost is stalking me, trying to make me save Sesshomaru's life'...that's not going to go over well
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,831 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Thank you by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
Harry wakes one morning to find that his scar is gone. His parents are alive, and there was never a Dark Lord. There's just one problem. Tom Riddle wont stop staring at him. Slash, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Between Heaven and Hell by DestinysTears reviews
Nothing could easily change the struggle between humans and demons; it was an understood and timeless battle. But after a fortuitous encounter, a daiyoukai finds himself slowly succumbing to the most unexpected and forbidden desire of his heart.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,881 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
To Burn the Horizon by CourtJester reviews
Reposted. On beginnings and endings, broken things, missing pieces, and how sometimes it's impossible to patch your life back together in the same shape it was before you started falling apart. FrostIron, eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The love accident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Sequel to 'The cave incident'. Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort must learn to work together to prevent eradication of the whole British wizarding community. But the outcome of their cooperation might not be what they expected. HPLV. Drama, humor, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,069 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sorrowful Tears of the Moon by Tango Dancer reviews
"A lone tear ran down his cheek. He'd done it. He was back, back before it had all begun. Back when they were all still alive. This time, though, Aizen would be crushed before he could destroy everything." When all hope is lost, Ichigo goes back in time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 4,811 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Karakura Ghost Story by black.k.kat reviews
Kensei and Shuuhei just moved into their new house in Karakura. Unfortunately, there are problems - two ghosts are already in residence. Ichigo and Kisuke have been there for a long time, too. A ghost story told in 100-word prompts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Windows on the West by Kanna37 reviews
Interrelated one-shots and shorts revolving around Sesshoumaru, Lord of the West - and the developing relationship with a certain miko he takes under his wing. 3rd B. Canon Dokuga 3rd Quarter 2010 & 3rd B. Canon Dokuga 1st Quarter 2011 & 1st B. Kagome Port. and 2nd B. Sesshoumaru Port. 1st quarter 2012 Dokuga. Now Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
LV/HP Slash: AU: How different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? How different would he be if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he has to go through desperate means to hide it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,849 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
The Quibbler by GwendolynD reviews
Luna Lovegood has taken control of the Quibbler, came see what she has to say. The Quibbler is a friendly magazine so all creatures alike are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010
Time and Again by mandrake-o reviews
This is that story that gets updated like once a year by an author who never reads reviews and can't be bothered to reread chapters before posting them. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Featherlight Taction by CBas reviews
The sensation of touch is one that is taken for granted, but for those who are trapped in a harsh war, the act of taction is can result in the revelation of one's own true face. Quite literally. VoldemortHarry. SLASH. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,646 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Diving by Intervigilium reviews
A different take to Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts; our hero gets to know the French Champion and realizes there's more to her than her looks. Ongoing project, should be updated soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,132 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Legends of the Hollow by Empirialtank reviews
The world can change in a single choice or if we wait a single moment. What if Ichigo had hesitated when claiming his Shinigami Powers as his body transformed into a Hollow? Will Rukai still be Rescued? Will Aizen be stopped? Will Ichigo ever be the same?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,930 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reflections by Lord.Voldemort777 reviews
Bonded and forced to live with Voldemort after the war's end, Harry wonders if there is any light left in the Dark Lord that can be brought out so that being bonded to the Dark Lord will not have been in vain. Full summary inside. HP/LV SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,815 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Year of the Tiger by Imperial Mint reviews
A collection of 365 stories based on 'word of the day'. Ranging from slightly off-canon to AU, all containing at least hints and often more of ItaNaru. Individual summaries inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,468 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Sole by Liliath reviews
"Wherever Hokage-sama goes, so does he. Uchiha Sasuke." Suspense and drama, hints of romance and shounen-ai, but, most importantly, the question of "what is going on between Sasuke and Naruto?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 268,613 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Meldarion by TheSecretUchiha reviews
With the war finally over, Harry finds that all he had fought for is gone. After reaching this startling revelation, he's drawn into another world and another war. Eventual slash. Legolas/Harry. Rating may go up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Hunted by Zenerific1 reviews
Naruto, the last of the Golden Foxes, is hunted and caught by Sasuke. AU, Yaoi m/m , Rated M because I don't know yet what will happen, but I'm planning on graphic details! XD R/R Unbeta'd Of course its SasuNaru Chapter 7 Finally up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by LignumVitae86 reviews
Harry potter is a Ravenclaw. Neville is the BWL! He devotes his life to developing himself in all magic so he may one day save his mother from her coma. Raised by Remus, no harem but no shy harry either, eventual H/Fleur. Powerful, independent Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P.
In Servitude to the Dark : The Hand that Guides Me by xXxLuckyxXx reviews
COMPLETE! In 2nd year, Riddle makes a deal with Harry: Ginny's life for the horcrux in his scar. Seeing no choice, Harry agrees. Marvolo, born of the 2 horcruxes merging, teaches Harry to be the perfect servant of the dark. HP/LV. Detailed summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Labyrinthine Queen by DarthButtercup reviews
Sarah thought her adventure was over, but a surprise eight years later sends her into the heart of the Labyrinth, back to a certain incorrigible Goblin King and a Labyrinth that is different from what she remembers. It will take all her wit to win again.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,806 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Unconventional by roca dos reviews
Toph Bei Fong had one daughter. Many years after the defeat of Ozai and an unthinkable betrayal, this is how she came to be. Warning: it's definitely Taang, but canon with the series, so that means some Kataang, too.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,488 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Legacy of the Shur'tugal: Wraith by Durza II reviews
Born as Eragon, his past has been steeped in so much mystery that virtually no one knows his real name anymore. Now he is known as the Wraith, the greatest human spy/assassin Alagaesia has ever seen. He has just been hired for a most dangerous mission...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Eragon S.
I choose my own fate by HuskyWalker reviews
Back in his own time Harry Potter has to deal with his sickness and at the same time hide from both the light and the dark side. Nothing has changed from his visit in the past and Harry is on his own. Will he be able to see Tom Riddle in Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,386 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Conversationally Yours by Hectopascal reviews
A what-if story if Harry became mute when he was little. How would Harry grow and change over the years if his only form of communication was through his telepathic link to Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,464 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
One Letter Can Change it All by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
!SLASH! Harry opens a letter from a secret someone and as his days go on he begins to realize that the words hold more truth than first suspected. Harry's perspective is opened and with time, he changes into the person he's always wanted to be- himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,396 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Eye of the Beholder by TheSecretUchiha reviews
For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Arya's Empire by E-J99 reviews
Set after the third book.Eragon and Saphira are still struggling against the empire. Will they be able to defeat Galbatorix? Steal the last egg? It's A/E and all the usual characters are in it. So read, enjoy hopefully and review.:D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Arya, Eragon S.
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 5,633 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Thieving Gets You Nowhere by Aesura reviews
AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purified Drinking Water by mydickisthealpha reviews
Itachi is sick of life. Sick of people, sick of his father, brother, mama's mama, you name them... Until, one day, he hits someone with his Lotus Ferrari who, just maybe, can make that statement false. ItaNaru, YAOI, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Protector? Me? by Elelith reviews
Harry goes back in time to Marauder's era incognito story. Trying to bring twists to a cliched plot. Will include Snape, people from the future following Harry, two Voldemorts running around and Bellatrix. Trying to stay faithful to most characters. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,912 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Most Dangerous Teddy Bear by Stealing the Moonlight reviews
All Tom wanted was someone to call an equal. All Harry wanted was a real friend. Both got what they wanted but not how they expected. TR/HP future male/male. Contains fluff, angst, hilarity, BB!Harry, and Teddy!Tom. There will be smut later on. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Locus by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPLV. A center or source, as of activities or power. Tom is Harry's locus, time and time again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,128 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Nihil Sine Deus by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
For darkness there must be light. For mortals there must be gods. For life there must be sacrifice. Tom Riddle/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Marble Serpent by Lee Black reviews
When Harry Potter disappears and Harry reappears working for a stranger, what will happen when Tom Riddle shows up and starts courting him? HPTR, HPLV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,261 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Consequences of Misquoted Magic by Charabbi85 reviews
In Harry’s 6th year, a duel with Draco results in unexpected consequences. Sent back in time to 1944 with no memories, Harry learns a new view of the Dark side. Conflictions arise on return to his own time with his old memories. Which side will he pick?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,933 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bulletproof by DreamedUp reviews
ItaNaru, AU, full summary inside. Naruto Uzumaki, the young agent of Justice in the organisation of Akatsuki gets to work in pair with the legendary Uchiha Itachi, on a top secret mission of retreating the stolen memory-eraser. Will they survive it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
I'm Not Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
I've got a great family, my boyfriend and I are in love, and I've been accepted to my dream college. Life is good. Then all of a sudden some guy barges into my life, setting flame to everything I thought I knew. AU/No-Magic/Werewolf/Slash TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
To Dwell on Dreams by mermaidgirl45 reviews
After Voldemort fell, the world was supposed to recover. Instead, the world is falling apart at the seams. Desperate, Shacklebolt sends the six Hogwarts Heros back, armed with seven novels, to see if they change history for the better, or for the worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
As Time Stops by Force Cookies reviews
AU TDH. Another way the encounter between Harry and Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest could have ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 10994 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Portrait by DariaSilver reviews
After the war, Harry discovers that Voldemort dabbled in more than Horcruxes. Slash. HP/TR. Post Deathly Hallows. *CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Snowdrops by Alakata reviews
AU LVHP One little mistake and Harry is born two years too early. Abandoned by a father he never knew, Harry grows up in Knockturn Alley with his sick mum and little to his name. When Lily's illness becomes fatal, he is willing to do anything to save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7655 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Death Laughs by dragongirl5k5 reviews
Naruto is abducted by Akatsuki, after being found dying outside of Konoha. He no longer knows who to trust, as he desperately tries to cling to his remaining innocence. Torn by his inner demons, what will he do? What new battles will he face?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,243 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
KYUUBI RULES TO LIVE BY by AyumiFallassion reviews
What does the Sanbi have to do with anything? Why are razors and glue banned? Why do oil, matches and ninja make a bad combination? And what is up with the sheep! When it comes to Kyuubi and Naruto, anything is possible! Companion to Fox Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The beginning to the beginning by HuskyWalker reviews
Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,922 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dawn of Eternal Light by ladydhampir reviews
Choices were made and regrets have come-Realizing too late, Sasuke can now only cling to words spoken by a now long gone soul he wants back.Is he really the others fated one or were they played on by fate?ItaNaru AU VAMP. full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Behind The Camera by Hikaru Uchida reviews
Itachi is a model and the most wanted man by women and some men. Naruto is the new camera man, but what will happen after she completely ignores Itachi and does her job? And why does the blond seems sad? What is this feeling Itachi is feeling? ItaFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
My Vixen by Tachi Kagahara reviews
Sasuke rapes Narue who just got engaged. Will her fiancée leave her now that she has been defiled by another man? or will he be out for the blood of a cretin bastard. how will all of this pan out with war on the way, and the rising threat of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Written for the Purpose of Not Being Read by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Voldemort wrote a letter to Harry knowing fully well that he would not read it. Just what secret has this certainty revealed about the Darkest Lord of the Wizarding World?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Lorelei by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
It is impossible to forever resist the siren's call. Eventually you, too, will be caught.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Of Gods And Demons by ToWriteLoveOnAPage reviews
Sesshoumaru has always hated humans and Kagome...well, she's never really liked him. And now that they've been forced to take on the same journey, they'll have to tolerate each other...Just one catch: don't fall in love. A SessxKag Romance/Adventure
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,550 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Soul Bound by Sasha Dimierez reviews
Being Soul Bound means having a soul mate. Having a Soul Mate means the MoM deems you "Dangerous" and orders your death. Harry is Soul Bound. He's also considered the Savior of the Wizarding World. What's a MoM to do? SLASH, AU, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Snake and His Lion by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere In Between by BloodyWar2411 reviews
All Harry wants to do is find his place in the world, but his place doesn't exist. Harry isn't a light wizard. He isn't a dark wizard either. No, to Harry, there is only magic. It's too bad that no one else sees it that way... Tom Riddle Voldemort /Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,028 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Langsyne by Bloody Fox reviews
They would deny him his heritage, in turn he would deny them his hand against the Dark. Falling in love with Tom Riddle was never part of the plan, and fifty years later, it's unlikely that there is anything left of Tom within Voldemort to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,603 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 8,812 - Follows: 10,335 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
No Matter What by WingsofHaine reviews
For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,917 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
How does it feel to be alive' by anti-kk reviews
The brotherly-fight between Naruto & Gaara pays them an unforeseen turn in their lives – a trespass into other dimension and a slight chance to live a 'normal' life… Eventual ItaxNaru; Gaaxsoon-to-be; OOC characters. Currently on hold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 228,455 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Children of the Gods by D4rkD4wn reviews
Kagome goes home after making her wish only to find she doesn't age. How will she get back and who will she be reunited with? Please read and critique. This is my first time so be gentle. Please review! rated M for later chapters
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,369 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
After the Nursery Rhyme Ends by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Life was going good. Naruto had Itachi, peace, and happiness. But, unfortunately, the 'happily ever after' doesn't end there, as Naruto soon finds out with an official letter from Konoha. Now what? -Sequel to 'I Know a Young Ninja'. ItaNaru. (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Reset by Phlogizein reviews
Naruto's seal has weakened and he can no longer fully contain the fox. Rather than let it loose, he instead chooses to end his own life, and as a gift, a mysterious stranger offers him a one-time opportunity to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,960 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Original Slytherin by PhoenixPhlame reviews
Everyone says that the Slytherins are all evil, but Harry is just about to find out what being a Slytherin REALLY means. Founders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 296 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Transfiguration Master Potter by ShinoHina4eva reviews
Once Albus leaves, Minerva takes Harry away from the Dursleys and raises him herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Minerva M., Harry P.
The Chain of Change by phylanix reviews
AU Naruto is called back to his village by the Yondaime, but relations between them are frigid. Yet father and son will have to learn to get along if Konoha is to survive the next great war. Features semi-super! Naruto. No foreseeable pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
No Goodbyes by Kuro Mitsu reviews
Itachi left, after three years together he just disappeared without a word. Now he's back, but Naruto isn't so willing to just forgive and forget. AU/AR, yaoi. ItaNaru, slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,559 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Know a Young Ninja by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
A green mountain. A small red house attached to the side of a stone hill. An indistinguishable man in a black tank and Capri pants standing by a warm fire, which was casting dark glares on his face. Just another vision since the news of Itachi's death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Minna by zbookworm reviews
We knew her as Minerva McGonagall, the fiercely strict Transfiguration professor with a fondness for green tartan and a heavy Scottish brogue. But she was a person, too, a lost and lonely girl, who like so many others, found a home at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Minerva M.
Withered Flowers by Leif the Lucky reviews
The blonde boy I had cared for and watched grow up looked up at me with tears streaming down his cheeks. "Itachi-sama, just like you always took care of me and saved me, this one time, I wanted to be the one doing the saving. Thank you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Flawed Perfection by SeriousScribble reviews
Set after Eldest. He tried to forget her, but found that he couldn't. - As Eragon struggles with his feelings and tries to understand Arya, he starts learning more about himself; all the while fighting to save Alagaësia. And there's still one last egg…
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,929 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Eragon S., Arya
When Umbridge Goes too Far by sliz225 reviews
Professor McGonagalls finds out about Umbridge's vicious detentions, and loses her temper. Oneshot. Crap ending, so reviews are appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Haunted by Ill Angels by Insaniiity reviews
AU. When Voldemort visits the Potters on that fateful Halloween night, things do not go as expected, and the destiny of two equals is altered forever. But will Voldemort accept the power that this strange boy holds over him, or will he snap? HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mute Gardener by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Naruto has lost his voice! But the village seems more upset over the loss than Naruto himself. This may turn out to be the perfect opportunity to show all of Konohagakure the real Uzumaki Naruto. SasuNaruSasu (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,089 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Book IV: Babylon by IF-HBomb reviews
ExA, Sequel to Brisingr. Updates will be slow. Rated T for occasional mature language and possible mature scenes in the future.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,654 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Forgiveness by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naru/Ita After recovering from grave injures, Itachi returns to the home he left behind. What will he find waiting for him? What new bonds will he make in his search not only for forgiveness from his brother but also from himself? Set 7 years after manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,603 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
LADY MALFOY by greatest.wit reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,711 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Thanks For The Memories by angel-death-dealer reviews
Jane has a box. Grace knows it's his box. Rigsby knows it's not for Secret Santa. Cho knows he's not going to open it yet. They all know it's his gift. But Lisbon might just get to find out what's inside Jane's box. Some Jisbon, lots of memories.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Any Means by MChristopher reviews
A little forewarning regarding the sorting leads to an entirely different fate for young Harry Potter. See what happens when Mr. Potter is given just a bit more background information, and more importantly, a lot more blackmail material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Innocent by ScruffyDonut reviews
He'd spent his entire life in the darkness. But he found a light along the way. Yaoi. ItaNaru. Itachi's POV. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by Houkakyou reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The World we Deserve by Chibi Kitsune Hime reviews
When you have given all you can give, sacrificed everything, and have been pushed to the brink more times than you can count, dont you, in the end, deserve an world that you deserve? Itanaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Timely Errors Requiem by Worfe reviews
A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Weight of the Heart by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto, the son of Anubis is sent to the world of the living on the behest of Isis to save the heart of the pharaoh's son, Itachi. Set in Ancient Egypt,violence,M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,448 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Unspoken Bonds by Agni reviews
According to Lord Alfred Tennyson, “‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” Is it really? ..Yaoi, Itachi.Naruto..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,532 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Strange Meetings by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Itachi is finally getting out of work late at night. Hoping to find a decent microwavable dinner at the local gas station, what he finds instead is one bubbling blond that he can't get out of his mind, or his way. ItaNaru. (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
In The Past by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sanctuary by Urufu-chan reviews
*MOVED TO NEW ACCOUNT*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Madara U., Naruto U.
Next Time by Hikoboshi18 reviews
Finally fed up with Inuyasha's critisism, Kagome goes off on her own in search of independence and strength. The certain demon she meets along the way has the potential to help her up or bring her down. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,655 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
I'm Not Who You Think by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Looking for the Akatsuki, Sasuke meets a genki blond eager to help him in his quest. But Naruto's true aims turn out to be a bit different; involving the one person that Sasuke has sworn to kill and Naruto has sworn to protect. SasuNaruFriendship. ItaNaru (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Curiosity by Urufu-chan reviews
ItaFoxy!FemNaru. They say Curiosity killed the cat. Well, does it apply if they're a fox? After living in the forests of Konoha for so long, can Naru adapt to village life? Even with the help of a certain elder Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,254 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Yesterday's Dream by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTRº First year Faustus Harleigh Potter hates anyone referring to him by his first name, snobbish gits, and being talked down to. But what he hates most of all is having no memory of his life before his eleventh birthday. Canon through HPB, timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 505 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sled Dog Dreams by Cheetah192119 reviews
This is my version of Balto, but no medicine.Naruto is a wolf dog raised mostly by a fox after his parents deaths. The town doesn't like him,but he has a place where he accepted when he is in near.See what's in store, the race begins soon. SASNARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,438 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I used to watch you by Yum2 reviews
Itachi's obsession for Naruto... ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,601 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fire in the Blood by rianess reviews
AU. Fawkes heals baby Harry after he is injured, and leaves him with some interesting side effects. How will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes
What? You Noticed That? by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Who knew that braiding Itachi's hair in the early hours of the morning would be a bad thing? Naruto certainly didn't. Pointless fluff. One-shot. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
An Odd Twist of Fate by Agni reviews
Itachi was gay but when he finally did manage to fall in love, his object of affections turned out to be a girl. An energetic, blonde vixen of a girl, but a girl nonetheless. Fugaku is not complaining. AU. Female Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Kiss of Sharingan by d'ihshtri reviews
Madara attacks Konoha, and Kakashi uses Mangekyo Sharingan to protect the village, Naruto uses it too... wait... WHAT? Naruto has secrets? The story is dedicated to Ita/Naru fans!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,793 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by alyells reviews
Harry Potter needed a friend more than anything. Little did he know, he'd find one in a very unusual place. NOT MM/HP at all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Keeper of Secrets by Arcadya reviews
Everyone has concluded that it is exceptionally hard to keep a secret from Jane. But how hard is it really? One of the team knows. The arrival of a new face draws out this well-kept secret.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,910 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Second Chances by Lupanari reviews
AU, Time Travel. Sparring after the KakuzuHidan battle, Kakashi and Naruto are suddenly sent back in time. Not only that, but their bodies have somehow merged into one in the process. No Pairings. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MAJOR REWRITE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,992 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Son of the Sannin by crimsonstain reviews
After he lost his best friend, his life changed completely. AU ---on extended sabbatical/hiatus till mid-August---
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,549 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Inside your Mind by MornMeril reviews
when Riddle's diary finds it's way back to Harry, the three friends are shocked to discover it unharmed. is this another of Voldemort's plots? but why does the ink stay right where it is and there is no one answering...except in Harry's head...slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,473 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Of Violence by Dracoqueen22 reviews
AU. Ichigo and Rukia are married and live in Soul Society, but something seethes beneath the surface... a secret that may prove to change everything and Byakuya can't help but feel caught in between.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,868 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,686 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Sarutobi no Jinchuuriki by Simplice reviews
Sarutobi's Human Sacrifice-- FemNaru-- Kaiyou, Jinchuuriki to the Kyuubi, daughter of the living Yondaime, is a new genin. Her goal: to protect her loved ones. Challenge: Her enemies. Now in the "Shippuden" timeline!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,911 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Different One by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
HP fic 'Deeper' AR by Deathcomes4u reviews
Angst and violence. Explores the darker road in which Umbridge doesn't hold back. Page breaks may not appear, plz excuse if its confusing in parts. Hugely long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Dolores U.
The Haunted House by DreamedUp reviews
For Imperial Mint. Happy New Year They said the house was haunted. Not a single word was heard from the place, not a sound. It was just too silent. What if during the Uchiha massacre Itachi made a mistake? ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Erlking by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP When Harry was a child no one warned him about the things that lurked within forests When Harry escapes from one, it follows him home. Harry’s trapped in the land of the Erlking and Voldemort is the first to lay eyes on Faun, the King's new beloved
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 4,152 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Succumb To Temptations by Naeryse reviews
[Hiatus] Human affection can be a strange thing. Naruto is unhappy in his relationship with Sasuke and he begins to fall hard for the most unlikely person. SasuNaru ItaNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Shade of Orange by Naeryse reviews
Were you ever curious about the origins of Naruto’s orange jump suit? ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Owl by Qwest reviews
complete: To protect Harry Professor McGonagall relives her teenage years. What seemed like a good idea at first is swiftly becoming a bad one. This is a rather twisted romantic adventure that is sure to please. I think. Read Please:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,744 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete