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Joined 10-17-09, id: 2118033, Profile Updated: 12-18-15
Author has written 8 stories for Criminal Minds, Death Note, Naruto, and My Little Pony.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!: I have to apologize, fervently, to all people faithfully and patiently awaiting me to finally update my stories, I know it has been so very long since i updated see I was almost done the next chapters for 2 stories, when my laptop broke, so the stories in their entirety are trapped in the abyss of broken technology, and i have since then been feeling rather discouraged and haven't written in a long time. i've about decided that there's no hope for my poor little laptop and will be getting a connecting thing to make my laptops hard drive an external and retrieve the lost chapters. so in the next few weeks expect an update on Secret Survivor, and Bring me To life, and Profile of a Party Pony.

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My Naruto Lemon Series by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
A collection of lemon one-shots with my OC, there will be straight and yuri. Read the first chapter for info on the OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 11/29/2009
Oral Fixation by vault of glass reviews
One-shot for the km. MacCready's already healed her wounds. It's time she healed his, too.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2015 - MacCready, Sole Survivor - Complete
A Bottle Cap for Your Thoughts by 0.lumia.0
A series of one-shots involving my sole survivor, MacCready, and some other companions. POV will be mostly MacCready's, but will change every so often.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 12/5/2015 - MacCready
On the Surface by Valdryfor reviews
When MacCready told the Sole Survivor his story, he left out several important parts...
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2015 - MacCready - Complete
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
My Little Supernatural by Simon S. Borderline reviews
When the Winchesters have nowhere else to go, Dean asks for Castiels help and they both get transported to a magical realm of friendship love and ponies. Ponies, seriously. Dean is back in hell, no worse than hell. He's in Equestria.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012
Akatsuki ABC's by Warrior orb5 reviews
Lets go through the ABC's with our favorite S-Rank criminals shall we? M for suggestive stuff and curses
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bloodie rose by HarleyQueenEmpire reviews
Sakura snapped then develops an urge to kill and a taste for blood for reasons unknown to her. Leaving the village and getting picked up by the akatsuki didn't seem to bad, especially when she can relate to the feelings of a certain silver haired individual. i adopted 7 chap from Anniri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan, Naruto U., OC
Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Prostitutes are dying one by one in London, all at the hands of a serial killer - Jack the Ripper. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke's childhood friend, is a prostitute...can they unmask the psychopath before it's too late? Major character death warning. AU fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,758 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sound Trouble by Eternal Grey reviews
Sequal to Akatsuki Trouble! Sakura's going to live with Oreo and his gang! Crap! More perverts! Same funny drabble with more loveable romantic fun since she kidnapped Naruto and brought him with her! Only 50 chapters a trouble fic! then onto sequal!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sakura H.
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Suponynatural by MCat711 reviews
An unnatural storm threatens to destroy multiple realities. Sam, Dean, and Cas must travel to the source reality to stop it. What they find is...unexpected.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,868 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Murder by midnightluck reviews
A series of murders up and down the coast catch the attention of the BAU team. And once they get into a case, they don't let it go, no matter how odd it may get.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, S. Reid - Complete
Eternal Mate by deathskeith reviews
An angry Itachi wants to know why the love of his life is avoiding him. He'll guarantee, Sasuke won't escape him on their mating night. VAMP FIC. MPREG. ITAXSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tobi Induced Hilarity by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Pein decides Akatsuki needs a shakeup and switches the Akatsuki teams around a little. Violence! Sarcasm! Overpowered Fangirls! More Violence! Rainbow Lollipops! All that, and more, found just inside. Turns into a story! Non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Soul's Little Piece of Heaven by XxReni-chanxX reviews
Soul just wanted them to be together forever. Song: A Little Piece of Heaven By: Avenged Seven Fold SoulxKid Warnings are inside the story.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pranking the Prankster by otahotian reviews
3rd in the Green Line. Follows after Spider Nest. "You think he fell for it?" "He had to fall for something, that's for sure." "Who knows.. but we will most definitely see.." ort story - Iruka, Izumo, Kotetsu, Genma after the chuunin exam, wherein Iruka is sad and his friends cheer him up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H. - Complete
The Ring by theSharinganPhaze reviews
NO..not as in the horror movie with the freak girl with black hair.I mean as in the Akatsuki ring.And Deidara gets himself in a sticky situation he just can't seem to get it off!..Please read its funny:p
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Dear,Father by KooriSuishou-hime reviews
Hinata wrote a letter to her father two and a half years ago he didn't bother to read it until this day... enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Sadistic and Manipulative by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
All the Peins have the hiccups. It's up to Konan to see he's cured, and not even the other Akatsuki members are safe from her use. It's scare or be scared... and sometimes, both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Hyjinx of Sakura and Akatsuki! by Warrior orb5 reviews
The cracktastic adventures of Sakura and the Akatsuki. No lemons, yuri or yaoi. Alot of OoCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Unconditional II by alyuchiha913 reviews
"But you'll always be my hero, even though you've lost your mind." He still loved him, because as shaking hands wiped the tears from his eyes, he knew that despite the abuse, Itachi loved him. Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Culprit's pov by Shichiya reviews
Sequel to Konan's missing flower.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Saved by Sanis reviews
Integra figured her servant out at a very early age. Young AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Happy Green Day by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Happy Green Day!" "Zetsu? What are you talking about? And where did all these plants come from?" "I told you eating people makes you insane!" "As if the split personality wasn't a big enough hint!" Rated T for mild coarse language. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
A Super Awesome and Totally Original Akatsuki Fic by WhatEvenMan reviews
A parody of all Akatsuki Yaoi themed fanfiction. It just seems to be the same thing over and over again. WARNING: I SAID YAOI THEMED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Last Letter by Shira Lansys reviews
Sometimes, rejection is too much to bear. When Naruto tells Hinata he doesn't feel the same, it's too much for Hinata to take. Suicide fic, heavy angst. Don't like, don't read. Onesided NaruHina, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A House of Terror by Warrior orb5 reviews
The Akatsuki have a new base but is it what they expect? Rated M because I wanted to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gone With The Sin by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Song fic for "Gone With The Sin" by H.I.M. Itachi is a sadistic bastard, but he loves his brother. Like no one else ever could. So he keeps him, and Sasuke will be his. A story of true love and true madness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Strawberry Gashes by ABirthdayTyrant reviews
What would you do if you were with a serial killer? Straight from Beyond Birthday's pet herself. BxOC Rated for B being B and dragging Calla in with him.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - BB
Time For Tea by Cameo Vincenti reviews
Locking up insanity never solves anything, don't you know that? Upon escaping from his prison, Beyond Birthday learns about the war between Kira and L, and decides to make use of the famous mass murderer to get closer to the World's Greatest Detective.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,796 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - BB
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Helping Him Heal by AyaneSozen reviews
Kakashi is recovering in the hospital after overusing his Sharingan yet again. But this time, he's practicing some decidedly different recovery methods. One-shot. KakashixOC. Read and review pretty please! Thank you :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
When A Weasel and A Cat Kiss by Shuriken-chan reviews
It's dangerous when an Akatsuki falls in love with someone. It's even more dangerous when that 'someone' is a jinchuuriki. Poor Itachi. Stupid Kisame. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Big Brothers are always the Hero by Links6 reviews
Little Sasuke always noticed when Itachi was sick... sometimes Itachi wish that Sasuke didn't... sick!Itachi hurt!Sasuke ... just brotherly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blossoms Kittens by LaaDiDaa reviews
It started off with a box on my door step. A wedding. A good night kiss. Kidnapping. And being tied to a chair with men that use to have paws. Now i am a traitor. They are will my kittens. While i am their blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,823 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki of Human Sacrifice by elric0sis reviews
Based off of the song "Alice of Human Sacrifice" By Vocaloid. Rated for Blood/Gore and potential sexual scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by bubbleheadash reviews
The Akatsuki play truth or dare. That's all there is to it really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U., Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Revenge by Sakura's Rainy Yesterday reviews
Sakura likes it when Genma's tied up, but not so much when it's the other way around. Lemon. Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
I'm Not a Girl! by ScarletRoseProdigy reviews
When Deidara gets tired of being mocked for his looks, he decides to prove to his girlfriend just how manly he really is.../DeiLynn One-Shot/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Young Suna Love by Yami no Oku reviews
It was obvious to Temari and Kankuro what was going on between Suna's top Kunoichi, Yukiko, and their very own Kazekage and Brother, Gaara. After a girl on girl conversation reaches Gaara's ear, how will he finally take manners into his own hands? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Kakashi's Face by bubbleheadash reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get curious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The River Below by buggirl101 reviews
His red eyes gleamed. It's said that murderers have a defect in the brain...could L have caused this one? Beyond Birthday had just escaped, and he's out for blood. After all, it's sweeter the jam. Rated M for blood, gore, language, and torture.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008 - BB, L
Better than Paperwork by MissCreepyBear reviews
Temari and Kankuro are sick and tired of Gaara being couped up in his office all day working on Kazekage business... What happens when he finally takes their advice to go for a walk? You must like kittens! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Jealousy: DeidaraxOC OneShot by NinjaSoul reviews
DeidaraxOC. Deidara was always the jealous type. After one little slip of the tongue, Akira finds herself trapped against a rock and a hard place. Sometimes jealousy was the best fuel to start a flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Sakura of the Akatsuki I: Red Cherry Blossom by queenchesh reviews
Sakura is the daughter of Pein, Leader of the Akatsuki. Her existence has been kept secret up until a few years ago. When Orochimaru attacks she is forced to go to Konoha for her safety. [Re-write. Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Horrorama by elric0sis reviews
A series of drabbles based off of some children's songs. Rated for Blood/Gore. YAOI IS IN HERE AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Movie Night by XxThe-Big-CheezxX reviews
Its Akatsuki's Movie night and Hidan picked the worst possible movie…..or maybe not? One-shot Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, you would ALL know it was me who owned it, cuz it would have no plot what so ever…..oh wait; its already is lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bittersweet Sickness by BloodyLawlipop reviews
Sora is L's detective partner and lover. Beyond Birthday has his eye on her and kidnaps her to get to L and finally beat him in this twisted game of wits. How far will L go to save the love of his life? How far will BB take this game? Violence and OC Sora
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - L, BB
Naruto's Anger by D4ncingD4wn reviews
Why was it always Gaara? It seems the world is against him, except for Naruto. *Spoiler for episode 19 shippuuden* two chapter mini drabble. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Snowball fight ofDOOM! by RemysQueenofHearts reviews
This is a one shot I wrote for a contest on DA. Basically Sakura decides the Akatsuki need to be more fun and decides to have a snowball fight with them. ...Hidan's in the story thus the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Dark Days by Acleuca reviews
Zombie AU! All over the world, a virus spread. Many died off instantly, others turned into Zombies. Now, in the year 2046, we meet a group who tries to stay alive, and kill them off. Akatsuki. There will be YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Akatsuki
Twas The Itachi Before Christmas by Adreniline-Junky reviews
All Sasuke wanted was a simple story from Itachi on Christmas Eve but Itachi decided it should be Christmas-y and that it should scare the crap out of him and possible make him piss his pants. Rated M for language, the story, and a terrified Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan's Christmas Carol by Adreniline-Junky reviews
Tobi just wanted Hidan to sing a simple Christmas carol. Too bad for Tobi, he didn't know want was in store for him with the carol. Rated M for the Carol, Gore in the Carol and For Hidan just being in there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Twelve Days of the Akatsuki's Christmas by Strawberriez-And-Sunshine reviews
I know it is early, but I will forget about about it on Christmas. It is literally about The 12 Days of the Akatsuki's Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unexpected situation by Lady Ice214 reviews
Sakura walks in on something and decides everyone's crazy. Genma/Raidou some very suggestive comments. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Akatsuki Family Reunion by Music of the Moon reviews
Alright I was bored and came up with this interesting little tale. I have actually made little blurbs about each of the fictitious family members but I'll put those up later if you guys so desire. Enjoy!1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki in the Morning by Music of the Moon reviews
I got the idea for this story from a picture i ran across on google. it gave me the inspiration to start this fic and i'm quite proud of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Random Day With The Akatsuki by 19sazzy97 reviews
Being villains and trying to take over the world every single day can be really hard work. What happens when the members of the Akatsuki finally snap from the pressure? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sasuke, Let Me Tell You 'Bout by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
"Here is a kunai, and here is a shurikkan, a man puts his kunai in the woman's shurikkan, and then releases his ninjutsu into the shurikkan hole." "Excuse me?" Sakura, Ino, Neji, Naruto, Hinata and Lee try to explain the basics of baby making to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
If You Give an L a Cookie by DarkYaoi reviews
What if L got a a cookie? Hinted yaoi... Don't like, don't read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Akatsuki's Halloween by Bri Nara reviews
Random Halloween Special about how the Akatsuki spent it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki in Fanfiction by Mishil reviews
One fine day when the Akatsuki were having a little break, until Deidara clicked the site… What would be their reaction to this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tainted Love by grandlinegirl reviews
Itachi, a lonely Vampire, has been searching for his little brother for years, ever since he killed their family in a blood-lust filled rage. One night, he comes across Sasuke's scent and is determined to have him as his own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ryuk Returns by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk, once again bored in the Shinigami world, enters into bet, involving dropping his Death Note once more. When an average girl in Canada picks it up, hilarity and horrifics insue. **no it will not be a romance** READ and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Elle Lawliet by DarkAlliGator reviews
L has a daughter. She wants to find out who Kira is. Oh, and who her father is too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,235 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Therapy Session by Links6 reviews
Naruto's girlfriend has an odd way of dealing with his habits Naruto x OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hidan's Swear Jar by Stupefied-Kunoichi reviews
Thanks to Tobi's 'smart' idea, Hidan has been blessed with a swear jar. Rated T for language, that means YOU Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Akatsuki CHALLANGE ADDITION! by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
Another one of these for the pile- but with an extra something. Can you complete the challange alive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Truth or Dare may get you killed by WatchingYou reviews
The Akatsuki are alone, bored out of their minds one day. So Tobi brings up the idea of playing a game and things just get worse from there...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Crazy Shizune by Crazy Cherries reviews
Shizune? Crazy. Genma? Calm. Naruto? Desperate. Hinata? Vengeful. Tsunade? Frustrated. Jiraiya? Afraid. Neji? Gleeful. Sakura and Ino? Scarred for life. This time, the match up didn't go as planned. "NO! PLEASE I CAN'T LOOK AT KARIN ANYMORE! MY EYES!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
DeiDei Should Not Wear Make Up by CreCre reviews
Deidara gets all dolled up, and the Akatsuki think diffrently. Better than it sounds, seriusly. My first published story. Please review. CONTAINS:Make-up, Swearing, Sasuke, and Nail Polish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
L After Beyond Birthday by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
Beyond is back and hungry for revenge against L and it couldn't have come at worst time. This is the final showdown. Who will win? Please read and review. Rated M for sexual content, violence, and strong language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Deidara and His Hands by The Dark Mistress Dru reviews
Um, yeah, my mind is very intrigued by the mouths on Deidara's hands. Rated M for my curiousity leading to perversion. Slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Kisame's Sexy Surprise by elric0sis reviews
When Itachi leaves on a solo mission for two weeks, what is his horny boyfriend suppose to do? And what's this mysterious DVD? RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT YAOI! KISAITA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by PumpkinMixer reviews
Does what it says on the tin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Little Angel by Keono reviews
Drak, rape, SasoDei, TobiDei. Deidara is in an abusive relationship but how far will it go until it's too much? For 100 fave Really 97, but I'm gonna post it anyway. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Go To The Dentist by Keono reviews
I think it's K , but I'm putting it as T cuz of Hidan's mouth! The Akatsuki have to go to the dentist and things go bad! It sucks cuz I rushed! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Akatsuki Pranksters by Tigers and Dragons reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Single Job by Ritsu Arasashi reviews
It was just a simple job, that Hidan gave to Tobi to occupy him. Now Hidan's on a mission, and the job has backfired. What's Tobi going to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Pein's Punishment by elric0sis reviews
Request! Pein has always raped ukes as his punishments towards them, but what happens when the semes get involved? Rated for language and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Here's To The Night by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
A request from a different site, it's a lemon with Gaara and OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Puppet by Gigglesnorter reviews
Chiyo-Baa-Chan told me too make friends. And so I did. But they were all insane, mutants, freaks, or just plain pedophiles. Sasori crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Twist by Torad reviews
Plunge the blade deeper, twist the knife harder, and I will rip out your heart and watch it stop. Rot in hell, dear, sweet Nisaan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan, I dare you to kill yourself by Yowl of Time reviews
The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Because You Can't Do It Alone by Sakuya Izayoi reviews
Deidara suggests an idea that no one could refuse; An orgy! XD This was a collab with SingingAssassin! Please read, and review! ;3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Songs by elric0sis reviews
A bunch of random, funny songs that i altered to make the akatsuki in them! Some yaoi! KakuHida, KisaIta, PeiKo, SasoDei, ZetTobi P.S.: I added my "FUN kisaita" story into this collection as well!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Gaara's New Jutsu! by TeenageNeko reviews
Naruto visits Gaara after returning from his training with pervy sage. The redhead tells him about his new jutsu... Only chaos can occur because this just so happens to be a crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Just Another Weakness by Promise in Such Sweat reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a man without many weaknesses, so when he recognizes a weakness of his he's quick to extinguish it. Violence, gore, adult themes, yaoi. ItaDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Make You Smile by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura has a mission to make Itachi smile... what happens when people keep distracting her... and OMG a funeral for her innocence! What the crap! ItaSaku ItachixSakura SakuIta SakuraxItachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The 5 stages of being Drunk by Links6 reviews
Castiel goes through the five stages of being drunk... confuzzled!Castiel freaked out!Dean Reasonable!Sam Just a bunch of silly...ness. Takes place 5x10. Enjoy the crackfic!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Manning Up Deidara by elric0sis reviews
The ukes and semes of Akatsuki all agree: Deidara was just to sugary and girly. So what do they do? Mentally torture him of course! YAOI IS INCLUDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
I Knew I Loved You by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
Lemon involving OC/Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Art With Sempai by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
Um it's a little Tobi Deidara oneshot, I SUCK at summaries. But please read and tell me what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Amaterasu's Cup by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori and Deidara are sent to collect a wishing bowl called Amaterasu's Cup. Afterwards Deidara drinks too much and ends up drunk. Sasori takes advantage and Deidara wakes up very pissed off at Sasori. But will Deidara say something he will soon regret?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Idiots guide of how to annoy Akatsuki Members! by MiharuBlueCat reviews
You always wanted to know how to annoy certain Akatsuki Members? Then click here and you will be enlightened in the art of driving Akas insane!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Deidara is Not Allowed to Do by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Road Rage by Insanity4Apples reviews
The Akatsuki didn't have qualms with killing but Pein thought running over civilians was a bit much.' Rated T for violence. By Mady.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Akatsuki R' Us by elric0sis reviews
Tobi brings home a mysterious pie one night for everyone to enjoy. Everything was fine until the next day then everythinkg get's a little, kid-like. What trouble does the Akatsuki face now? Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki trouble by Eternal Grey reviews
Saku is staying in the Akatsuki mansion to get stronger.... they all like her and show it... what happens when SasuNaru are love birds and Gaara wants his turn with Saku? And whats with her being as scary as the writer? Even worse? Yep hilarious drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Crimson Beach by fallen-stars-stories reviews
The Konoha Ninja's finally get a weeks break which they decide to camp at Crimson Beach an unknown beach. But Akatsuki soon find out and decide to go there too. With the Hyugas getting visions of their friend's death's let the fight for survival begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Akatsuki
Attack of the Ukes by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
All of the ukes from the Akatsuki are getting revenge on their semes...by dominating them! Rated M for graphic sexual themes, of course! Happy Birthday, Konan xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Play Silent Hill:Homecoming by AlysonOfrell reviews
What would happen when the Akatsuki play Silent Hill? ONESHORT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Say You Love Me by Mistress of the Sandbox reviews
Sasori is tired of Sakura running from her feelings for him. Sasori is going to make her see things his way, one way or another. For Vesper chan's contest. Some lime. Not a full blown lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Beach Bonding by Makiko Sanjo reviews
The Akatsuki go to the beach for "bonding" time. Read & Review Plz. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Aegri Somnia by loathsome child reviews
A Naruto/Death Note cross-over. There are three people that L will never forget, no matter how hard he tries. BB, Light Yagami, and now, Uchiha Itachi. Three-shot. Itachi/L.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., L
A Useless Way To Show You What Love Is by Akatsuki-no-Hikari reviews
KisaIta. SasoDei. KakuHidan. SasuNaru. AU. A little Christmas shopping for the Akatsuki ukes and Sasuke, in hopes of finding the perfect gift for their boyfriends, which will be given on Christmas Eve's evening. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Once The Lights Are Out by Akatsuki-no-Hikari reviews
KisaIta. SasoDei. KakuHidan. ZetsuTobi. Never trust Deidara and Tobi to pick a movie from the rental store. A certain movie can put thoughts in one's head, thoughts they're not ready to forget... Rated Mature for Strong Language and Sexual Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Farmer Madara by RM-1308 reviews
Old Madara had a...organasation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Morning After - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Just a fun loving Akatsuki story about mornings after a rainstorm. Random pairings in this one. One shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Game Night - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Konan devises a thing called game night to get some Yaoi fangirl action. Everytime has failed so far. But tonight she gets more than she bargained for! Funny oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shades of Grey by dont.kill.me.please reviews
They're from two worlds. But an unlikely hostage situation has brought sworn enemies into something much deeper than love. Will Sakura suffer the same fate as her master? DeiSaku. Rated M for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Deidara's Drawers by LoneWolf KIA reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu devise a fiendish plan to discover, once and for all, what Deidara's gender really is. A filthy suggestive mess of weird stuff. I have yet to write a yaoi-free story. Reviews please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It's what it sounds like: The Akatsuki are spinning bottles. If want disturbing, you've got it! If you want Yaoi, you've got that too, in tasteful and necessary doses. Strangely, Konan isn't done! I want your reviews! Please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgiven by DarkMarionette182 reviews
She's mad, he made a HUGE mistake and he's trying to repay her for it. LEMON ALERT! If you don't like, don't read! rated M for.....well it's kinda obvious, it's a lemon.... DeidaraxOC ! this is dedicated to Mah buddeh Cat!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki Go To Wendy's! by shikaismine reviews
One-Shot. The Akatsuki take a trip to Wendy's on the "Akatsuki Bus." What happens to the Wendy's? I wonder..... please R&R. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Nightmare on Leaf Street by PeinSaku reviews
After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome by RedSand reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Kakashi Thing by Siyanna reviews
If ignorance is bliss, Genma must be the happiest person alive. Kakashi One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Weasel On In by Anime-Insanity reviews
A one-shot about Itachi and Sakura... Made it for a contest winner... Rated M for.. well... LEMON! GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL LEMON! lmao... ya.. there's a lot of lemon... read and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Why Me? by Tora Ryeder reviews
Sakura gets captured by Sasori and Deidara while they are looking for Sasuke. Not for the faint of heart!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I've Never Seen You SasoDei by Miss Kiwii Soda reviews
Deidara's never seen Sasori out of Hiruko. What happens when he catches him out in the open? What happens when Sasri catches Deidara in a towel? Yaoi, Shounen ai, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Boy, the Raven, and the Vulture by DupesClause reviews
Three men trapped in a cave. One boy, one raven, and a vulture. One is dieing while the other protects him from the one who is trying to kill them both. Who will survive? –Blood/Char. Death- Slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Secret Dream by Mairelle reviews
"So there's actually another Uchiha massacre survivor? But she's nothing like Sasuke! She's clumsy, nice, and a girl! She barely has any ninja skills and she works at a BOOKSTORE!" Naruto exclaimed. "Well, Naruto, as surprising as it is, it's... [discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Santa, Baby by KebertXela reviews
Guess who's home for the holidays?One shot. Shota, Yaoi, Incest. Lemon. ItaXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Corrupted by Durgas Dragon reviews
Genma tries to comfort Naruto, who’s seen something he wishes he hadn’t.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Genma S. - Complete
My Favorite Puppet by Miko Takahashi reviews
There was no sobbing, no begging for him to wake up, just silent grieving as he disemboweled the one he loved the most. SasoDei. Rated M for blood and gore. OneshotDrabble. A bit OOC, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Captivator by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when Sakura and Deidara are locked within the same bathroom? Fighting, arguing, annoying each other and wait! Having... Sex? ONESHOT! LEMON UP AHEAD! Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Potter's Hands by Lady Hanaka reviews
She didn't really remember how she ended up in his room and she didn't really care. Fate brought them together that night and she would be damned before she let the oppurtunity pass her by. This is the DeiSaku alternate ending for my trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Appendix A by Shuriken to the face reviews
This is the appendix as mentioned in the fic The Ninjas of Konoha, set before then.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
It's Odd by ChildishPervert reviews
GaaraXOC, Lemon Warning, Gaara finds a girl training on his favourite spot and plans on killing her, but after seeing she's not afraid Gaara gets interested in the girl. Full Summary Inside..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Gaara - Complete
My Eyes, My Hands by ChildishPervert reviews
Oneshot.. Naruto finally gives in to the longing he had for Hinata, but now that he finally is willing to return the feelings it is too late since Hinata has already found another who first was willing to return her feelings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Tongues Tripple The Pleasure by ChildishPervert reviews
DeidaraXOC, Oneshot, Lemon warning.. A new member has been added to the Akatsuki a female one. Deidara first doesn't like her, but soon his mind changes after he finds out why the female and his comrade Itachi had sexual actions when they were younger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Where's Genma's toothpick? by rivendellelve reviews
ONESHOT Genma's senbons are gone and so he and Shizune search for them. GenShi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
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Confrontation reviews
Nightmare Moon returns to bring eternal night to Equestria, but first must deal with a matter thats been on her mind for a thousand years. What to do with Celestia. Night and Day Collide. small one shot that popped into my head one day, hope ya'll like it.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia - Complete
Profile of a Party Pony reviews
Following the events of Cupcakes the BAU is called into ponyville to investigate the disappearance fo Rainbow Dash.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Pinkie Pie, D. Rossi
Bring Me To Life reviews
How does one fall for someone casuing them so much pain? I slip into my own oblivion, the thoughts and people i clung onto fade away and i fall into his bloodstaind arms. M for gore & Language and possible future sexual content
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - BB, L
Far Away reviews
Itachi and Sasuke's final battle, mostly from Itachi's POV. my first ever Song-Fic. based on Far Away by Nickelback. NOT Yaoi. i suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Near Goes Shopping reviews
And Bacon-Strips
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Secret Survivor reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one Itachi let live. A jutsu sealing her memories,a new village.she would be safe and brought up right. How did her life go so wrong as to end up in the Akatsuki. DeidaraxOC, SasukexOC. Lemon on chp 22. M for language and such
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Attack Of The Chibi Ls reviews
Random thought my friend had. was far too funny not to post. XD... not really a story really more like just a paragraph of hilarity
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dumpster Killings reviews
Brutal Murders are being carried out in a small canadian community, the BAU is called into investigate.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - S. Reid