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Joined 10-17-09, id: 2118092, Profile Updated: 01-08-19
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I made this account when I was 16 with grand plans of writing sooo many stories and I'm now almost 23. I think that shows pretty well that I procrastinate hardcore and I'm in law school now so I don't know how active I'll be this go-round...

Hopefully I'll update this soon but I'm just now working on a Twilight Rachel/Paul fic I've been sitting on for literal years. I might work on some other Twilight wolfpack stuff that's rooting around in my brain after that but we'll have to see because I'm obviously horrible at motivating myself to do anything in a timely manner.

Wounded might get a major revamp and real ending as I'm already getting some ideas for that. Sunspot is getting taken off permanently pretty soon as that was based on a roleplay that has been inactive for years and I'm no longer in contact with the other person - since it was her OC I feel like making any efforts to continue wouldn't be very respectful. (I haven't given either of these a hard look yet as I'm POSITIVE that my writing is horrifically cringe-y, so please don't judge me, I didn't know any better.)

Update: Yes! I'm actually writing! Working/going to school on a different schedule than the family members I live with is doing wonders for my creative muscles. Instead of having someone to talk to all of the time or mindlessly watching YouTube, I write. I'm making my high school self proud.

Second chapter for Give Me Love now up, I'm working on a one-shot thing for Leah that I'll put up when I feel good about it, and I have ideas floating around for Wounded as well. Rachel and Paul are my main focus right now, I'll come back to those when their arc ends.

I never used to consider myself a perfectionist, but these last few months I've really gotten better at focusing on one thing at a time. I cannot let other people see my work until I feel 120% positive that I've done it justice and put my dumb ideas into words the best way I know how, so timeliness in updating will always be sacrificed for quality. Or, at least it's quality for me. I'll never claim to be a good writer! I just have a moment every once in a while where I love what my brain spits out.

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Daryl's Hero Party by Trogdor19 reviews
Alexandria wants to throw Daryl a party for saving the town, and Carol's got her hands full fending off all his unwanted admirers. Especially…female admirers. How many will it take to push her over the edge into staking a claim on her man? Spoilers through 06x09 "No Way Out"
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Daryl D., Carol] - Complete
History Repeating by Regina Halliwell reviews
My kneejerk response to AYitL; follows Fall.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Rory G. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Freedom by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
He knows exactly what Rory needs. She needs someone who will be there when she wants it. Someone to scratch an itch. While he's probably always going to be a little in love with her, he knows he can live with that. For once, Jess is absolutely, without any doubt, positive he can give her what she needs.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Untamable by DarthBubbles reviews
That time Han asked Leia to marry him. Spoilers for TFA.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Han S., Leia O.] - Complete
Pas de Trois by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward and Bella were the perfect dance partners at one of the top ballet academies in the World; unstoppable, unbeatable and utterly, beautifully passionate. But after a horrific betrayal she must take a scholarship to the school of Edward's arch rival, Jacob Black. All three must learn that partnerships may change but the past, with all it's passion and secrets, never will. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,615 - Reviews: 4856 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love This Pain by TwilightCakes reviews
Seth Clearwater is a 27 year old police officer and werewolf extraordinaire in Forks, just biding his time while he waits to find his imprint. Regan is not at all what he expected, but he is determined to win her over & show that they're meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 331,463 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Seth - Complete
The Fire of the Sun by audreyii-fic reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Promises Made and Broken by stupid is as stupid does reviews
Leah never wanted to let Sam in. But then she did and he ended up breaking her heart. This is my attempt at telling their story, from the very beginning to the very end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Leah, Sam - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces of the Memories by audreyii-fic reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Whiskersverse by audreyii-fic reviews
Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Bedtime Story by JanaEbb reviews
A One Shot about how Quil and Claire are when Claire is still young. Claire is a bit older than the book, but still only about five.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
The Sad Girl and the Angry Girl by audreyii-fic reviews
A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Other Side Of The Door by One Who Hunts reviews
I said, "Leave!" but all I really want is you to stand outside my window, throwing pebbles, screaming, "I'm in love with you!" A small Harry and Ginny story. Surely, those two had a fight at some point in there relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
If You're Mine by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
- "If you were really mine," Nessie mumbled into his chest, knowing she was sacrificing her dignity even more, but unable to stop. "You would want me to be yours too."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
After Breakfast by Northumbrian reviews
The wedding breakfast is over. Best Man Harry Potter gets nervously to his feet and looks at the assembled Weasleys and Grangers, and their friends and relatives. Now, it is time for the speeches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Broken String On Your Guitar by caffeineaddict13 reviews
Guess you've never loved like I have, then. E/B/J, post-BD, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Half Life by zookitty reviews
Mile after mile blended together and Dean hadn’t said a word in three hours. Sam laid his head against the door. He closed his eyes and saw her.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Bark At The Moon by Stretch reviews
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Bella replied. She took Jake’s hand and led him from the room. “Where’s the fun in that?” Jake, Quil, and Embry take Bella on their annual outing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Left for Dead by caffeineaddict13 reviews
“Man, Bells, you stink.” Three different scenes between VampireBella and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Elements by caffeineaddict13 reviews
She has to learn to make it for herself. Bella/Jacob, Futurefic, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Great Escape by Stretch reviews
Suddenly words were balanced on the edge of Bella’s tongue. They threatened to destroy everything that she had ever built here in Forks. But sometimes you have to destroy things when they get too damaged. Break down, rebuild. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
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Give Me Love reviews
Rachel had no idea what she was expecting would happen when she came home after graduating college, but it certainly wasn't this. Rachel/Paul, settling into the imprint with a trip to Hawaii to visit Rebecca. Rated T for mild mockery of Jacob Black, some fluffy stuff and cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2019 - Published: 1/3/2019 - [Paul, Rachel] Rebecca
Wounded reviews
Three-shot taking place during and after Emily's 'accident'. Learning to heal, in more than one way. Rated T for now, but that may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sam, Emily
Sunspot reviews
Fate decides that the 'real' story was all wrong. Bella was never meant to move back to Forks. An emancipated girl from Georgia named Meryl was always meant to take her place. What happens when she meets a certain werewolf? First fanfic. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jacob