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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2118404, Profile Updated: 02-06-12
Author has written 1 story for Death Note.

Gender: Female

Age: between 12 and 16

blehhh lets skip on all the boring detail and actually get started

Favorite Pairings:

Matt/Mello

L/Mello

Light/Mello

Sasori/Deidara

Itachi/Deidara

Hidan/Deidara

Axel/Roxas

Takuma Ichijou/Shiki Senri

etc.

Pairings I despised:

Sasori/Sakura (THAT BITCH KILLED HIM!!!)

Sasuke/Sakura (Sakura should be left alone!!!)

Sasuke/Naruto

Itachi/Sasuke (They're BROTHERS!!!! ...that's just plain wrong and sick)

etc.


Message me and tell me what you think before I post it, okays? Thank you.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


Here are 10 things the characters from InuYasha, FMA, and Death Note would never say:

1. L- Sugar makes me sick.

2. Ed- If I was any shorter, I bet I'd have set a record!

3. Al- Take my head off and you get a portable trash can!

4. Light- Being Kira is totally boring.

5. InuYasha- I LOVE my brother.

6. Shippo- I hate my life.

7. Missa- I hate Light.

8. L- I am a sugar-obsessed freak.

9. Ed- I LOVE MILK!

10. Al- I hate Ed.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!


If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Riza Mustang103, MangaFreak15, DragonsRuleYourDreams12, Mikaela-Keehl are obsessed with fan fiction. If you are, copy and paste this onto your profile.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, DragonsRuleYourDreams12, Mikaela-Keehl

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend gives you your lunch when you don't have one, a best friend is the reason why you don't have one.


Would you do this?

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gave him a big hug.)

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.


If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz),a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Lee-Aeront roamin-tiger, XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, Mikaela-Keehl

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If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've stubbed your toe more then 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile.

99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you follow this, you have been brainwashed. XP The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. Mmm, beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE (most of the time), so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, XxPoisoned DreamsxX, XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, Mikaela-Keehl


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


-I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!

- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

- Don't get mad; get sadistic.

Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.

- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

- Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.

- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

- If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh.

- your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you.

- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'


To every guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

quotes:

-I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart was broken...And the girl who could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own...

-I ran into my ex the other day…then I hit reverse and hit him again

- A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

-'You big softy...-laughs-...or should I say little softy'

-'(Their name). I can't except this.I value our friendship, and all we've been through... But I'm not interested in you that way.'

-sweat drop- 'You fool, I'm not giving my stone to you!'

-'How 'bout I gently shove my foot down your throut?'

-'Get in, shut up and HOLD ON!'

-'Bitch, it's raining, Gimme you're umbrella.

'Hey, guys... I was just sitting in this car, not speeding at all!... You're just pointing those guns at me to look cool, right? Wanna light up a cig with me? I promise I won't--' numerous gunhots. "See that guys? Smoking Kills

-'Gimme a break. Since when are the Japanese allowed to carry such big guns? You got me. I'm connected to Miss Takada's kidnapper. I betcha gotta lot of quetions for me. You wouldn't shoot--'-- last words of Matt, AKA Mail Jeevas. May he and Mello rest in peace.

-'Once again you didn't use your brain!

-'Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn.'

-'Nerd violence...'

-'The family jewels have not been stolen'

-'IT'S THE CAFFINE TALKING, I SWEAR!'

-'I am the wind...one day, I shall be free!' -Kagura

-'Will you bear my children?' -Miroku

-'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'

-'My brain is like lightning, one BRILLIANT flash and its gone'

-last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

-When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing

-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

-Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.

-If I won't be myself, who will?

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

-I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

-A nuclear war can ruin your whole day

-In theory, everything works.

-Do unto others before they do unto to you

-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

-Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

-When life gives you lemons:1.Find an annoying little kid with a paper cut. 2. Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. 3.Then Destiny breaks your juicer and Fate steals your sugar...

-I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser

-Everyone is entitled to my opinion

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

-Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Procrastinate NOW!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

-Don't laugh at me cuz I'm wierd, for I laugh at you cuz you're normal.

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-Sarcasm is one more service we offer

-Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

-I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

-Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

-Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.

-Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times:
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

-Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

-Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

-When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
"There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it."
-J.K. Rowling
"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."
-J.K. Rowling
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
-Voltaire
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for."
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less."
-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"We fear that which we cannot see...we respect that which we cannot see...thus the blade will be wielded."
-Bleach
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."
-Freeza, Dragon Ball Z
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"My dreams are not of the future. My dreams are of the past."
-Sasuke, Naruto
"I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies..."
-Unknown
"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautful!"
-Howl, Howl's Moving Castle
"A person is smart. People are stupid, rude, impulsive, and easily manipulated."
-MIB

Deep ones (Seriously)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test.

A friend will tell you not to destroy something, a true friend will help you, then deny any help when you are caught.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 5

So apparently I'm more of a guy [ well that's...sad

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Competitiveness: Redone by Taeryfai reviews
In an attempt to make Deidara join him Orochimaru turns our favourite blond bomber into a girl to 'punish' him, that's not even all of his problems. He has a group of fanboys, who all decide its time to compete for his love: ItaDei, TobiDei, SasoDei,HiDei. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Deidara, Hidan, Konan, Akatsuki
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
I don't want to love by J.S-chan reviews
Deidara gets rejected by Sasori, who moves, and the blonde promises himself not to love again. But what happens when they meet five years later, without recognizing each other? WARNING: Bad language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Five Balconies Over by TortureMegan reviews
Deidara's the new boy in town, and Sasori lives five balconies over. Follow them as they attempt to overcome their differences and accept themselves for who they are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
Gone by IDontWannaBeInLove reviews
It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Truth Behind lies by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a normal 17 year old teen. Or so he thought. Two weeks before he reaches 18, his friends start acting weird. What the hell is going on? Sasodei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,747 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Carpe Diem by kaitouahiru reviews
After being apart for seven years, Itachi becomes Deidara's lawyer because someone was murdered in Deidara's studio. Sequel to Planning On Forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Weapons of Deception by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sequel to Weapons Disguised as Words! There are new threats apearing, what will Deidara and Sasori do? SasoDei, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
He Just Strolled In by kaitouahiru reviews
Mello doesn't remember Matt from Wammy's House. Matt just strolled into his place casually, saying he'd be a better hacker then the one Mello's got.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
This War is Ours by Sound Shadow reviews
Deidara never believed in fate. Not until he was forced to join the feared organization; The Akatsuki, who are responsible for death and misery in every country, yet is their ultimate goal really so sinister and evil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,807 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Dare Me by Bacon n' Eggs reviews
[DISCONTINUED] AU, "Do you dare me to?" In the end, everything always comes down to a dare; a risk. Do we become the brave or the fools in taking it, or the coward or the genius in declining? Only those who play the game know. ItaDei, side SasuNaru; Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
Teasing Sunshine by orangefangirl reviews
A little 'encounter' Deidara has with Itachi early in the morning...nothing happens, but it's suggested that they have feeling for each other. In other words: boyxboy suggestiveness. I think it's cute/ funny/corny, so R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The City of Love and ART UN! by ChocolateSharingan reviews
Aw he is so pwetty un "Ummmmm..." "Ah I said that out loud didn't I?" Itachi answered "Yes, yes you did Dei" Oh well and then a thought hit me "I WANNA GO TO PARIS UN!" - R&R. Yaoi fan-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Blind Date by Eevee Tofu reviews
Girls just don't like Matt for some reason. After being stood up, for the millionth time, he complains about it. Gee I wonder what Mello will do. MxM, lemon, kinda fluffy, DL,DR.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Girl Next Door by aicornduong reviews
Sasori finally got into his high school after much delay and on his first day he meets a blonde that catches his interest. His problems pile up one after the other after he uncovers more of his interest and his life becomes potentially endangered!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,368 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Still Life of an Annihilation by ckret2 reviews
Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Shinobi Highschool for Gifted Individuals by aicornduong reviews
For Sasori, even in a gifted school, it's primitive and boring. Is a new transfer student enough change to that? What are these foreign feelings he has for her? DeiSaso. Dei's a girl here DISCONTINUED Permanently. Maybe rewritten later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Supposedly Unrequited Love by Umma-UnniComplex reviews
[ItaDei][Note that Deidara is a female or girl in this ficlet.] Deidara, who likes Itachi, doesn’t believe he likes her. Itachi shows her otherwise. Her love is supposedly unrequited. If characters are OOC please don’t kill me! hides behind tree
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Number One reviews
We will be number 1. No one will stop us. Not even Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Matt, Mello