I'M HAVING A READER'S BLOCK ._. (just how lame it sounds @_@ I believe it doesn't even exist XD) Seeing a lot of text gives me a headache x_x So, sorry I won't be reviewing those fics I usually review for a while ._. (like anyone cares XD) I mean, don't think it's because your story isn't good anymore or something ^^;
Guess I should write some information about me here~ So, first...
I'M A HOPELESS DINO FANGIRL TO THE EXTREME! 8DD
Name: Ushishi~ I won't tell you. It's lame >_>
Favourite anime: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Durarara, NANA, Gintama~
OTP (no, wait. More like TTP XD): BelFran, D18 and (from Durarara) Shizaya
Other favourite pairings: I just noticed it's messed up =3= So let's say every one that isn't listed below. Though I must mention XS, because it's right after my... TTP XD
The most disliked pairings: 6927, 1827, 692718, ok, mostcharactersTsuna (sometimes I think he's just boring), 8039, BelMammon (I'm telling you, he's a she!), Bel39 >_>
Really, I guess I'm too lazy for writing something like this >_>
So... I'm going to do some tests here, 'cause it's fun XD
In the seme uke test I got clueless uke and I gotta say it's kinda true xD I keep doing it to get something else but I can't TT / Okay, I got it! I'm a badass uke now :3
You know you're obsessed with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! when...
1. The word extreme makes you think of Ryohei. +
Honestly. Once day I passed a poster of "Extreme Fit Club" or something and went all "Woah, Ryohei, Ryohei!" X D
2. Everytime you hear the word Lamborghini you think of our little cow. +
3. Everytime you pass by a pineapple, see a pineapple, or even think of one, you instantly think of Mukuro or Chrome. +
4. You pay more attention to numbers in real life (i.e. 59, 27, 80, 18, etc.); Whenever you see the numbers, your mind instantly converts them back to character names. +
5. You have actually found numbers in real life of a Reborn pairing (1869, 8059, etc.) +
6. You have at least one Reborn-related item in your room- whether that be a printed out picture, to doujinshi, to plushies and others. +
7. Have/thought about cosplaying/ed as one of the characters. +
8. You try to learn Italian. +
9. You start wearing more 'mafia'-like clothing. (Ties, vests, fedoras, tonfas)
10. Almost every single Reborn OP and ED are/is in your ipod/zune/whatever you use.
11. You practically memorized the Namimori anthem. +
12. You have said 'Kamikorosu' or 'Bite you to death' at least once. (DO NOT DENY THIS) ; You have a sudden urge to say a teacher you'll bite them to death. +
13. You remember the characters ク and フ thanks to Mukuro's Kufufu.
14. When you recently buy a new car and you choose a Reborn-related license plate. +
15. You remember your locker combination because it consists of Reborn numbers. +
16. You realize that the Reborn numbers is/are part of your phone numbers. +
17. When you are reading your history textbook and see Giotto (A realism artist of the 1300s) you keep on thinking he has relationships to the mafia.
18. When you figure out the English-equivalent to Giotto's name (It's Geoffrey, according to the internet.) and laugh. Then go "o_o" +
19. Command your friends to do it with their "DYING WILLLLL" 8D +
Happened once... But I explained it to them xD And I command me too~ "I'll carry a carton of oil bottles with my dying will!" (yeah, that's what we do at my school XD)
20. Hibird is your ringtone ; Your ringtone comes from the show -- or even worse, a fanvid. +
21. You combine food according to reborn pairings. (tuna+Pineapple=6927)
I've never thought about it ._.
22. You remember the vocab word "bellicose" only because of Belphegor. +
23. When reading books White Fang you start comparing/matching up characters to KHR characters
What's that? ._.
24. You are bored in class and begin to doodle pineapples and hibirds. +
25. If someone tells you to choose a random number you choose one of the character numbers 69, 27, etc. +
It's easier that way, I always have a problem with choosing a number >_>
26. You begin to use a character's trademark sayings such as "KYOKUGEN!", "Kufufu" etc. +
27. Pin up many KHR images/items just to stare at them.
28. Hug your KHR cushion at night? or, you want one just for the sake of hugging it... +
Don't have a cushion but I sleep with my plushie Bel :3
29. If someone mentions 69 you think of Mukuro and not that one...position.
No... Mukuro can't win to my perverted mind, sorry xd.
30. Encourage friends who don't know anything related to KHR, to read the manga or watch the anime. +
31. Attempted to do the "kufufu" laugh... and failed. +
32. Absolutely any mention of hitmen makes you think of Reborn. +
And every mention of assasin makes me think of Varia~
33. Any time it rains or threaten to rain, you want to shake a fist at Yamamoto. (Or thank him, in my case.)
I. DON'T. LIKE. YAMAMOTO. >_>
34. You suddenly pay more attention to ANYTHING Italian (including Giada de Laurentiis, Food Network host of Everyday Italian) +
35. You pay more attention to cute yellow birds. +
But I don't see them very often...
36. "Goku" makes you first think of KHR, not Dragonball, not Gensomaden Saiyuki. +
37. Any mention of a scanner in your area makes you go, "Spanner? Where? Where?!" +
Yep. It really does sound alike, don't blame me!
38. You've started a lollipop habit thanks to Spanner.
39. Every time to hit a certain speed limit (18, 27, 50, 80?!) you have to point it out to anyone in the car.
This is going too far ._. Do you think I have nothing better to do than stare at the speed? O.o
40. Your friends are pretty much forced to read/watch it in order to stay friends with you since 90 of what you say is a KHR reference. +
41. You talk about KHR characters using their number names. +
Why should I, I like their real names~ Bur I use their number names while talking about yaoi 8D
42. If you want to bother someone or are bored you start singing KHR character songs. +
43. You've tried to find KHR fans by wearing pineapple hairstyle, cosplaying, wearing a hibird, etc.
44. You crack KHR jokes and memes to other people, although you're the only one who will get it.
45. You have dreams with KHR characters in it. +
46. You have an account (anywhere) that has a username that relates to KHR
47. You learn how to hold tonfas correctly by cosplaying Hibari
48. When you make your personal messages on msn/aim/whatever Italian.
49. You start eating candies and grapes because of Lambo. +
I'd eaten them even before...
50. You forget the cosplayers' names and just call them by who they're cosplaying as. And you still call them by that character, even when they're cosplaying another character.
If I knew any cosplayer...
51. You try to match your favorite food to your fave character's food. +
52. You sing their character songs are karaoke.
53. You see Oofuri as an offspring of Namimori's baseball club, orz
54. You laugh when you see a "Tutor Wanted" poster. +
It's only natural... right? 8D
55. You're waiting for this list to hit a certain Reborn number. xD (59, etc.)
56. Any other anime character/whatever with Byaku in it makes you think of Byakuran. +
57. Thinking of the military or looking at any kind of rifle reminds you of Colonello. +
58. You catch yourself calling your frog plushie Fantasma.
59. (Woo, 59! -dork-) You no longer buy original manga because all your money is spent on Reborn doujinshi.
If only I could buy a Reborn doujinshi in my country >_>
60. Your cellphone straps are/is your Reborn OTP(s)
Where can I get it? O_O
61. You want to find out what color your Dying Will Flame would be. :'D +
Hell yes. How can I? I want to be stooorm~ EDIT: I found a Dying Will Flame quiz and I'm storm! :3 Swear I wasn't cheating! Well, maybe a little... XD
62. Bothering someone to the extreme by calling them Juudaime.
Nope, but I call my friend my senpai. And she calls me her un-cute kouhai :3
63. Nearly wear your Varia jacket nearly constantly, everywhere you go.
64. You're constantly on the look out for Dying-Will Boxers.
And what would I do with them? ._.
65. You stalk this community. Every day. ; Can't wait to check this community when you get home, always thinking about it at school/work (Refers to the KHR com on LJ. And yes you can find me there) +
This and a lot of others... O;
66. You hear the word "VOIIIII" and think of Squalo immediately. +
67. You see eyebrows remotely similar to Genkishi's, then think to yourself "Those eyebrows are against school rules."
If I saw eyebrows similar to Genkishi's, I'd die from laughing XD
68. Go on reborn related sites during school/work hours. +
All the time~
69. Read Reborn manga/doujin during school. +
I don't have any Reborn manga or doujinshi, but I read fanfics :3
70. You spread KHR BL, you give your friend KHR BL doujin. +
Ushishi, that's one of the reasons which made my friend actually start watching KHR xD Firstly, I was reading a 5927 doujinshi on my cellphone at school and she was reading with me and then I made her read BF fanfics~ I had to explain everything to her so I had even more fun, since really, talking about KHR makes me freakin happy XD
71. In order to promote KHR, you tell your friends that certain KHR characters look like characters from another series.
72. in the morning, when you wake up, you yell "REBORNNN!"
73. You can't concentrate on reading a text when you see an "X" everytime
74. Eating/seeing marshmallows makes me think of Byakuran.
If I was eating marshmallows, maybe it would...
75. When you receive a 27 on assignments/tests -- Your HAPPY! (Same rule applies with other marks.. 18, 69, 59, 80, 100(haha), 96, etc...) +
76. The emoticon 'XD' makes your laugh hysterically. +
I see Longchamp... x.x
77. You read your 'marks out of' completely differently (Eg: 18/27, 27/59, 69/100, 18/69, etc..)
78. More than 80(haha) percent of your avatars/images are KHR related... +
Can't help it~
79. You laugh when you find out that "VOI!" is actually an Italian word. Then LAUGH HARDER at it's translation. (Voi = All of you) +
-laughs- OH MY GOD, REALLY? You're kidding me XD It doesn't make sense O:
80. (:'D) Think Axel from KH2 is Marmon All Grown Up.
81. You immediately think Arcobaleno when passing by any pacifiers/babies with pacifiers +
82. You had a laughing fit when figuring out that "Vongola" means "clam". +
83. Believe that the "O RLY" Owl is really 69 in disguise.
84. Have tried to make/have made a functional singing Hibird plushie.
85. When you spend 2 hours coming up and filling out prompts for fanfic, then 6 hours trolling the internet for the ever elusive fanfic with Ryohei inside.
86. You started to mention Pineapple as 'Nappo'
87. You remembered Dr. Shamal when you see mosquito.
I remember Dr. Shamal when I see a pervert... ._.
88. Your desktop/cellphone wallpaper is KHR +
89. You tried to create a dance for "Kufufu no Fu"
I don't have to create it, I already saw it on youtube. His seiyuu doing it. It was... shocking x.x.
90. When you heard 'samsara' or 'reincarnation', you suddenly thought about Mukuro
91. You played at least 1 KHR game
I can't get a KHR game in this backwoods country >_>
92. When you wanted to buy a fish, you suddenly thought about Tuna (Tsuna)
You mean an aquarian fish or the one to eat? Keeping a tuna in an aquarium would be strange x.x
93. Seeing Kangaroo made you thought about Ryouhei +
Who else could I think of?
94. Seeing rainbow made you remembered the ring guardians
95. You started to like shark because of Squalo. +
96. You wanted to have a turtle because of Enzio.
97. You thought about Dino Cavallone instead of Dinosaur when you heard someone said 'Dino' +
Now, that's a stupid question. Come on, I'm obsessed with him, I see him EVERYWHERE.
98. You started to call every animals/pets you meet by their names in KHR (Cat=Uri, Turtle=Enzo, Yellow Birds=Hibird,) even though they already have names. +
Uhm, yeah. When I was playing some game with a turtle in it, I caught myself on thinking 'Come on, Enzo!' all the time XD
99. You're scared you can't get close to sakura anymore because you got bit by mosquitos.
100. (WOO!) Whenever you meet your friends who're also fans of KHR, you always talk about KHR and gossips about the characters. +
101. Your notebook is full of KHR doodles, which makes you scolded by teacher. Instead of feeling guilty, you actually tried to spread KHR virus to your teacher.
102. You know that Mammon is a male, but can't help to hope that he is a female because of those seriously adorable fanarts of her/him. +
103. You wish you could pull off a Yamamoto when you don't understand something.
Again. I don't like him.
104. You can't help but think that Kyoko is Tsuna's long lost twins, because of the similarity of their appearance (and sometimes personality).
105. Bad tasted cooking=Poison cooking, and then you're afraid that you're going to die. +
Can't help it...
106. You remember many kanji because they're the kanji representing 'Rain' and 'Storm' etc in Japanese ; Sometimes the kanji of characters' names.
If I had an opportunity to see them, maybe I would.
107. When you're bored when you were in car, you start to set eyes on car plates, if their plates have KHR's numbers on it. +
Uh-huh. And also, during lessons at school I look at page numbers in my books and write charactes' names next to them XD
108. You wish you could steal those plates if you find it.
109. You start to see Mafia in much nicer view. ; You're starting to see the mafia in a more positive light and have considered trying to join. +
110. Infact, you think that their bosses are nice and cute like Tsuna or Dino. +
111. You want to watch The Godfather if you haven't seen it before. +
I have, but wanna watch it again.
112. You would practically scream at the top of your lungs when you see a KHR cosplayer or faint, depends. +
I scream when I see a PICTURE of a KHR cosplayer, so if it was in real life...
113. When you buy a KHR related object/item/souvenir (taking a figurine for example), you would carry it around with you for the rest of the day, playing with it, hugging it, kissing it, and even going to sleep with it.
114. If you are a boy (or maybe a girl), you would sometimes/often copy the hairstyle of your favorite Reborn! male character ; You take pride in having hair similar to a character's. +
115. You start excersising to the EXTREME because pushing yourself to the limit reminds you of Ryohei and is EXTREME!!
I'm too lazy for that.
116. You are all giggly and smiling and happy when one of your friends or anybody else tells you that you are identical to one of the Reborn! characters. +
117. You see a rainbow (in the sky, in a t-shirt in the tv, anywhere!) automatically think in the Arcobaleno
I told you, it's My Little Pony I think of.
118. You greet people by 'Ciaossu'
119. When you're actually planing to get a tattoo of your favourite/s character/s +
Would be nice, but I don't think I'll ever get a tattoo.
120. When you write with a permanent maker the numbers of your OTP on your body
But BelFran doesn't have a numbeeeer! TT No matter how hard I try to think of one TT My newest idea is that Bel should be 4 or 44, since 4=shi XD
121. You ACTUALLY yelled "IT'S OVER 9,000 200,000!!"
122. You start using the phrase "EXTREME LIKE DINOSAURS EXPLODING" after reading that awesome Lussuria/Ryouhei fic
Haven't read it. I don't like Lussuria pairings. He's supposed to be Varia's Mama!
123. You actually WAIT for your digital clock to hit a certain time (18:27, 18:48, 18:59 etc) ; When your clock says 18:27 or 18:59 or something like that, you just giggle to yourself. +
I thought I wouldn't but I do know... Means I develop...? XD
124. Every time you see someone in a black/grey suit you think of TYL!characters. +
125. You want to adopt a hedgehog after chapter 210 of the manga.
No, but it was adorable. And... drunk? o.o
126. You use your fav pairing (5927, 8018, 6918...) as your PIN number.
Good idea, but again, BelFran doesn't have a number TT And D18 can't be used as a PIN also. Why did I have to choose such pairings >3
127. You yell "Reborn!" whenever you're determined to do something.
128. You start wearing your jacket like Hibari does because you think it looks cool.
How does he wear it...? I haven't noticed... // I remember now~ But I don't wear a jacket anyways.
129. You try to learn how to play the piano or to play baseball. You've started to take piano lessons to be more like Gokudera. +
130. You choose tuna sandwich whenever you order sandwich.
I've never seen any tuna sandwich around x.x
131. When you see purple food, you think that it's Poison Cooking
132. When you look at Chikusa and his tattoo, you are tempted to take him to the store and scan him to see how much he would cost.
133. You randomly spout out "VOI - (insert rest of sentence here)" whenever you are bothered by something... or you just feel like being obnoxious. +
VOI is power! XD
134. You hear the word "kora!" and you instantly think of Colonello. +
135. You start saying kora.
I already say 'ushishi', 'kufufu' and 'kamikorosu'. Don't you think it's enough?
136. You've taken to nicknaming people around you after the character nicknames, ending up with deranged names like 'Lawned Octopus' or 'Owlbird' or even worse 'Pineapplebird-head'
137. You regularly find yourself stalking following people in black suits to see if they lead you to the Mafia.
138. You quote the characters more than speak yourself. +
Quotes from anime, fanfics...I say them all the time XD
139. You try to talk to babies like they can understand you. +
I'm a pedo, after all. And babies do understand.
140.Lizards make you LOL!
141. When you saw the title of "Hibari no Kokoro" by SPITZ (or if you heard of it), you went to download it immediately. +
Yeah, it's cool. But Bel's is better! XD
142. You read 'Shark friendly Tsuna sandwich' instead of 'Dolphin friendly tuna sandwich'.
No, but while reading "Tristan and Isolde" I used Bel instead of Tristan and Fran instead of Isolde~ It was easier to get over with it xd
143. When someone is about to punch you, you make a rectangle with your index fingers and thumbs, trying to pull off the Zero Point Breakthrough. +
But it doesn't work! TT -wonders why XD- Though after I tried... a lot of times... we had a really snowy and frosty winter... XDD So who knows OO:
144. You wonder if getting your hand chopped off will make you a better swordsman.
Me and a swordsman...? Funny.
145. You really wish creepy music would start playing in the background every time you appear out of nowhere.
146. You have started wearing a tiara, and DAAAAMN does it feels princely~ +
147. Whenever you go in to the cafeteria in your school, you suspect that the horrible foods were cooked by Bianchi.
148. You go around claiming that you're a prince, even though you're not and you're a girl. +
149. Roadkills are definitely an accessory. So are roboclaws and tiaras. +
Tiaras, tiaras! :333 -trance-
150. You actually try to figure out WHERE exactly Gokudera lives (and you have funny theories about that!) +
In Tsuna's wardrobe, don't you know that?
151. You have gone through the entire manga searching for the brand Gokudera smokes.
And what would that be for? I'd NEVER smoke because Gokudera does. It's the stupidest thing to do.
152. You excitedly wear the gloves with a giant X on them so you can pretend to be casual-wear Tsuna.
156. Think its destiny that you and particular character share the same birthday, angry when its not your favorite character. +
157. You're not sure why, but you have reason to believe Byakuran is actually Longchamp in disguise.
They're not alike at all...
158. You notice you start saying "wao" now. Even if it's used more for "wow" than "weakling".
159. You start learning Kendo because you want to be like Yamamoto.
How many times will I have to say that?! I HATE HIM >_>
160. You buy suitable fabric (by asking the shopkeeper to rec. cloth best for suits worn by the mafia), take your reborn manga to the tailor, and begged her to make the exact same suits as seen in manga for you to wear to work.
161. You wear tailored smart-looking suits to work despite only holding a clerical position.
162. You start taking piano lessons and wear suits to them.
163. Someone from the KHR dept spoke to you about not including the word 'extreme' in your emails
164. You start putting in more effort at work so that you can impress your boss
165. You got a part time job as a tutor.
166. You turn up for your tutoring sessions wearing suits (and it scares the shit out of your student, his mother tells you)
167. You wear a Vongola ring everyday and everyone knows the significance of it +
I wish I had one... but I'm going to buy a Varia ring :3 EDIT: I got it already! And I'm fuckin happy about it! I already tried to kill my physics teacher but no flame appeared TT
168. Your work desk has a lot of KHR stuff that you actually use
You make me feel really bad ==' I can't get KHR stuff anywhere in my country ;_;
169. Your boss and colleagues all knows about you and KHR and the mafia etc but does not do anything extreme to stop you because 1. they've given up and 2. you've actually become a more efficient employee because of it
170. Your cellphone looks exactly like Hibari's (and your ringtone is Hibird...)
171. You suck on a lollipop when things get stressful at work.
172. You greet your friends with "VOOOOIIII!!" and then laugh like mad.
173. You asked your friend whether it is safe to let her pet turtles go near water (they were swimming!!) when you visited her house.
174. You made such a ruckus when you saw the number "0859" on the lottery results page that your mom asked you how much did you nearly win ("I didn't bet at all... But it's supposed to be 8059, not 0859!!")
175. You go to a supermarket/minimarket and search for a jam/juice, you automatically search for pineapple flavour even if you don't like it. +
I don't like pineapples very much, but they're fun :3
176. You feel totally guilty when you have to eat pineapple +
It feels strange... so I don't eat pineapples at all now XD
177. You started to name you stuffs with KHR names (ie. Owl plushie would be Mukuro.) +
Yep. Like I said before, my frog plushie is Fran. And my Bel plushie is... surprise... Bel XD
178. You memorized Namimori Anthem better than your school anthem. +
I don't even know if my school has an anthem O_O
179. Sometimes you see candles as DYNAMITE +
180. You spent more space for KHR stuffs in your Harddisk much more than for your work/project/paper
Episodes themselves spend 10 GB... Plus manga and doujinshis... and images... screenshots...
190. You went EXTREMELY happy when you found SAKURA-FLAVORED Kit-Kat
191. You wish you live in Japan just for the sake of the Doujinshi and Cons. +
192. You've set one of your passwords to one of the KHR pairing numbers.
193. you started to wonder where Hibari lived and like what are his parents +
Yeah... But I think his parents don't even exist xD I mean, who would raise their child to be like Hibari? O_o Or... he probably bit them to death when he was little...
194. you searched for KHR music sheets/keys so you can play it yourself. +
195. You memorized well some of KHR characters' lines, even you don't know what the hell is that mean +
There're a lot of anime lines i remember and don't know what they mean, though ;_;
196. You started to love sushi because of Yamamoto; or else, you're afraid of sushi because of Bianchi
Mention him once again and I'll bite you to death -.-
197. You searched for black pijamas just to match Hibari
Black pajamas would be an overstatement... If I wanted a new pajamas, it'd be a froggy one :3
198. you started to wash your clothes manually like Basil
Sure -.- I do sometimes when I have to but it's not to be like Basil >3
199. You started to make fanfic/fanart/doujin/amv/stufss that is/are related to KHR
I would if I could but I'm not talented in this way TT
200. You realized that number 38 all the way up there mentioned Spanner. (It's his number to those who forgot.)
I FINISHED! 8D And my score is...89/200 O_O How come?! I could have counted it wrongly XD
I can give you some bonuses about me being obsessed with KHR XD
My mother: -trying to wake me up-
Me: Go away! It's Saturday, I want to sleep, so I'm going to sleep >_> What's the time anyway?
My mother: 12.30 already.
Me: Oh, it's kinda late. Wait... Half past twelve?! -quickly gets up- The new Reborn episode will be released in half an hour! Actually, it's been already, but the first release usually doesn't work... -keeps talking-
My mother: -no idea what's this all about-
I'm happy I have stomach aches a lot, cause it makes me more like Gokudera and Sho-chan XD.
I became blood-obsessed because of too much Bel stuff and now when I hurt myself I keep the blood until I REALLY have to wash it off and look at it all the time smiling (which is somewhat scary...).
I'm happy when I do something clumsy (happens VERY often), cause it makes me similar to Dino x333.
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