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Public Address System [puhb-lik-uh-dres sis-tuhm]

- noun. ( Abbr. PA )

A combination of electronic devices that makes sound audible via loudspeakers to many people, as in an auditorium or out of doors.


It took me four years to realize that this account name sounds rather silly, but well. It's here to stay, for sentimental reasons I suppose. I have no intention of doing a proper introduction or whatsoever, but I mostly read DHr or DMGW. Possibly for no reason other than the fact that I'm a sucker for star-crossed lovers. Or just romance in general.

My non-existent social life basically consists of watching movies and reruns of shows like Avatar the Last Airbender, Awkward, Bob's Burgers, Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23, Glee, Gossip Girl, Hannah Montana, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, New Girl, Nikita, Regular Show, Revenge, Sam & Cat, The Neighbors, The Legend of Korra, Victorious and 2 Broke Girls. Needless to say, my grades are atrocious and I'm the kind of girl who spends the day lying in bed adding shows to my seemingly never-ending list of shows I plan to watch. (Also, I named the aforementioned shows in alphabetical order because I'm OCD like that. Also, nobody bothered reading the list.)

The Public Address System, out.

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Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/22 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Comforts by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
There was a delicate balance to preserve here. A safe cycle. Pushing the boundaries was dangerous. Too dangerous. Because too much was at risk should either lose focus and fall over the precipice. Direct continuation of 1x16: Echoes.
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Nikita, Michael - Complete
Kiss Me Goodbye by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Maury Povich Effect by crackers4jenn reviews
One night, stupidly, Claire knocks at her father's door.
Modern Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Three Thousand Days of Innocence by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny Draco Malfoy wasn't guilty of anything until no one could find him after the last battle... and to the Aurors, his absence spoke volumes about his culpability.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Seven Days In April by inadaze22 reviews
They were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,097 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Japanese Blossoms by inadaze22 reviews
The snow fell, the wind blew, the trees swayed, and the blond man with a heavy heart just stared. Draco supposed it was fitting that the beginning of their story was at the end of another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lemondrop Conspiracy by Lirie Halliwell reviews
When a Quidditch incident sends Ginny Weasley into the Hospital Wing, Draco must conquer his innermost hysterical tendencies and endure his detention. However, unbeknownst to him, sinister conspiracy has been woven by unlikely allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He Was Brave Enough by cyropi reviews
He raised his head, looking at her outstretched hand, and nothing in the world seemed to matter any more but the girl in the red tree reaching out to the boy in the green tree and begging him to make the right choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
That Which Could Never Be by cyropi reviews
It was a difficult mission - stealing evidence to imprison Narcissa Malfoy - but Hermione didn't expect to be captured and imprisoned in the Malfoy dungeons, completely at the mercy of her enemies. Meanwhile, her friends are planning her rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sensation by Mythical Moonrabbit reviews
Draco and Ginny are in detention together, a perfect chance for Draco to take revenge for the Bat Boogey Curse...or a perfect chance for them to snog to death? A DracoGinny romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rites of Spring by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE (books 1-4) Ginny performs a springtime ritual. Draco watches, amused, while Ron is ready to panic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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