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Harry Potter and the Natural 20
by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 306,355 - Reviews: 5935 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 5,889 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 5/7/2012
To the Stars
by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 646,837 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 9/23/2011
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived
by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,993 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Lighting Up the Dark
by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
by Muppetz540 reviews
The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,380 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
There Will Be Cake
by Thief of Dreams reviews
Radiant Garden has upgraded its computer systems with a supposedly more advanced machine. But when it starts malfunctioning, Sora, Donald, and Goofy are sent to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, where they become test subjects.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, GLaDOS
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33863 - Favs: 21,992 - Follows: 16,949 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Ribbon and Stone
by Pokota reviews
Crossover with Hime-chan's Ribbon - but nobody looks at the Hime-chan's Ribbon section anyway, so... What if Himeko, Daichi, and Hikaru had been born in Britain instead of Japan? How would their lives be different? Would Hogwarts survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 3/25/2011
Ghost Trick: Twisted Fates
by MangaBottle reviews
Sissel is enjoying his new life as an ordinary house cat. But when Lynne, Jowd and Cabenela struggle to catch a vicious serial killer, Sissel decides to lend a hand - and gets more than he bargined for.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,702 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sissel
by Prince Bartholomew
When you're not feeling well, sometimes your mind will mess with you. It might give you a traumatizing nightmare or the best dream in the world, but it can still toy with your emotions. A certain blob finds out the hard way.
Puyo Puyo - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Ekoro - Complete
Why Does It HAVE To Be You?
by PsychoticSushi reviews
Almost two years have passed since Kiera was dragged along for the roller coaster ride known as Sora's life. And just when she's started to get back on track, the fact that her job as a Gatekeeper is never finished has come back to slap her in the face. And boy, does it slap hard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,790 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sora
A Different Dursley Family
by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
by Laryna6 reviews
Post-Atsuro Route, mostly gen. When Abel falls ill, Atsuro is forced to ask the help of a teacher he's avoided since the Lockdown. He trusted Naoya, and Naoya trapped them in there with the demons to turn Abel into one. If he was willing to do that to his own brother, then did he ever care about his student? How can they really be sure, dealing with such a practiced manipulator?
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Naoya, Atsuro K. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate
by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
by FoxCrazy reviews
Homestuck/Inheritance Crossover. Not much to say here. Rated T for possible warfare. Set before SGRUB and before the Fall of the Riders. Contains plenty of OCs.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle
by Gravekeeper reviews
Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
by Jeuxdevie reviews
Celebrity scientist Richard Gawkins, who dedicated his life to denying the existence of God, dies and learns that there is a Heaven... and a Hell.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Satan, Peter
Children of the Ages
by frenziedquill reviews
She was the daughter of an ancient wizarding bloodline. He was the hero who conquered her parents' Lord. They were never supposed to meet, but they did...and what ensued was a turning of tables, a challenge of prejudices, a war that became personal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., OC
by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
The Pestle of the Moon
by K'hoshi reviews
He didn't really want to go to the Deathday party on Halloween. But he did anyways. There, an odd character catches Harry's eye; someone everyone else at Hogwarts seems to dismiss as "Loony".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,331 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
The Vampoife Dood Who Lifed
by Riddell Lee reviews
A Mary Sue has infiltrated the world of Harry Potter and decided to combine it with Twilight. Four unwilling and snarky readers of the story are drawn into the brave new world of magic, sparkles, and interactive narrators.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward
You're a Wizard, Eri
by Shuricel reviews
A last minute intervention by Doctor Scratch lands a troll in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
Last Night and I'm Still Me
by Meowp reviews
What if Sissel never died? An alternate timeline is formed...
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Yomiel, Sissel
by MalkyTop reviews
Ghost Trick. The final fate is averted. What exactly happens in this new timeline? Spoilers ahoy.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Are there any OTHER Gatekeepers?
by PsychoticSushi reviews
After an encounter with a creepy guy in a black hooded cape, Kiera Sage ends up running into Donald and Goofy, of all things! Oh, and some annoying guy who, sadly, she's forced to team up with to save BOTH their asses. IF they don't kill each other first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,047 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sora - Complete
by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry
by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wizards are stupid
by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince
by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guide to the Weasley Girls
by dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again!
by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11668 - Favs: 16,996 - Follows: 6,780 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Soldiers of the Wasteland
by Tim Fortune reviews
Out of nowhere, certain members are pulled into a bizarre world with odd rules. They are forced to fight those who make it their job, all while trying to understand what exactly is going on. KH/TF2 crossover.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2009
Theories About Nuclear Winter
by hollycomb reviews
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
by Realmer06 reviews
Everyone knows Lavender Brown. Or at least, they think they do. A look at Ron and Hermione's relationship through the point of view of one who has better reasons to watch than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon
by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The Poker Game
by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib
by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Love at first sight
by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We're In Hyrule, stupid!
by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
by angeloser reviews
Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies. Pseudo Resident Evil crossover, and not to be taken seriously at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Never mention that fruit in my presence reviews
People need to understand, statements like 'How long until there is trip/melon mpreg fanfiction' are like CHALLENGES to me.
Façade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Trip - Complete
Maybe time travel isn't SO bad
A Narcissa/Tom mentor fic with an AFGNCAAP for a narrator. Because... i can? No actual connection to my other time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This is illegal, you know
A mysterious employer hires two unconnected people to break into a vault and steal a box. Well, they were supposed to be unconnected. More than they were, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaise Z., Fred W. - Complete
Cruciatus cuts both ways reviews
They say unrequited love makes you crazy. They have no idea what they're talking about. Bellatrix was crazy before she was in love. ... Admittedly, the love didn't help. It was Voldemort, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Potions help reviews
Colin isn't satisfied with just barely Acceptable for his Potions grade. For extra credit, he invents a new potion, with Hermione's help. It works as intended, but...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Colin C. - Complete
This is why everyone hates time travel reviews
The Dark Lord falls for Severus Snape. Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A missed opportunity reviews
A strange thing happened between Severus Snape and the Dark Lord towards the end of year 6. It could have tipped the balance, yet nobody thought to take advantage of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Shag, Marry, Kill: The Game: The Challenge:The Fic reviews
Fred and George make a bet, Hermione stays up late, Cedric is mysterious, and Katie Bell shows up at the end for a few lines. Both slash and het romances appear in this fic, though no femslash. I'll work all three into the same fic one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - George W., Cedric D. - Complete
A Bookworm Writes Letters To Dead People reviews
Awfully descriptive title I've got there. Maybe that should have been the summary, and the title should have been something "clever" like a song lyric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
A day at Quick Stop reviews
Basically I wrote this for the lulz. People who actually enjoy Clerks may want to stay away. People who like awful fanfic, however...
Clerks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jay, Silent Bob - Complete
You can't keep them, they're evil reviews
Weird evil junk always happens on the 31st, doesn't it? Scorpius/Rose and male OC/Lily L. Yeah, this would be a next-gen fic. Its real genre would be best described as "A bunch of stuff happens, some of which is funny, scary, or romantic."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Slaps for Orphans reviews
"I slapped Harry because I'm worth it." That was the prompt, and much fun was had making sense out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sines of a bored mind reviews
You like crack pairings? This is a crack pairing, distilled to its purest essence of "they're together because the author wants them to be". You think I'm exaggerating.
Crossover - World Ends With You & Puyo Puyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sho M., Ringo A. - Complete