HornyWolf
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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2118644, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Beauty and the Beast.

Hey, I'm HornyWolf and I've been writing for about 4 years now. Umm...I love anime and manga obviously.

Info on me:

Sex: Female

Preference: Straight

Age: Slowly saying goodbye to my carefree days...

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Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music, watching anime, shopping, pampering myself, hanging out with friends, and I dabble in a little bit of cosplay.

Secrets: I WOULD DIE WITHOUT SPELL CHECK!! (it's the honest truth.)

Favorites: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Death Note, One Piece, Peach Girl, Peach Girl: Sae's Story, Case Closed, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Kekkaishi, Shaman King, Winx Club, Magical DoReMi, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Wolf's Rain, Blood , Maximum Ride, Vampire Knight, Tokyo Mew Mew, Tokyo Mew Mew A La Mode, Ao No Exorcist/Blue Exorcist, Doubutsu no Oishasan/The Animal Doctor, Nurarihyon no Mago/Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia: World Series, Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth/Rock Lee's no Seishun Full-Power Ninden, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Sakuran, Sengoku Youko, Shaman, Necromancer, Chii's Sweet Home, Black Butler/KuroShitsuji, and Hana Yori Dango!

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Chinese Zodiac: Boar

Best Sentence That Describes Me: I'm smart, I just don't have common sense!

Favorite Quotes

"I'm Naked!!!" - GIR (Invader Zim)


Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

(By the way, does that not break your heart? It broke mine to pieces. HornyWolf)

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Sexist Guys in Naruto (my opinion and in no order)

1. Shikamaru, 2. Kiba, 3. Itachi, 4. Hidan, 5. Deidara, 6. Suigetsu

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A Kunoichis Need by Rictor Yagami reviews
Both of them grieving from the death of Asuma. Shikamaru & Kurenai try to comfort one another. Unfortunately that comfort reaches a new level when sake is involved. Now they must decide where do they go from here and what about Temari? Lemons Shik/Kur/Tem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,256 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Shikamaru N., Kurenai Y.
Troublesome by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
Meet Konan. He's your average dude, just trying to survive being in a criminal organization with nine S-ranked missing-nin... oh yeah, did I mention they're all female? Cue the PMS, perverted moments, and feminists with frying pans. Akatsuki GB, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
No Longer A Virgin by Hime Luxury reviews
Shikamaru's sitting in his room thinking about life when he hets a very interesting text message. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Betrothed by Kaiina reviews
Naruto gets a mission to escort a woman who has an arranged mariage to the son of the Tsuchikage. But what happends when he turns out to know the bride? Can he stop the mariage or is responsibility more imortant then love? NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Some Things by andy has an idea reviews
There are some things a man just has to do. When Shikamaru leaves to fight Hidan and Kakuza, how will Yoshino react and how will Shikaku deal with it. One-shot on a whim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Nothing like bonding over Porno! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Tsunade makes our favorite Male Genin, plus Gaara and Kankuro have a movie night over at Sasuke's house, to increase friendship. But what if Naruto picks up the wrong movie at the store? All except for Kankuro are 12 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Baby For Bunk by Piccolo999 reviews
Temari is wet and bedraggled and so she seeks sanctuary with Shikamaru. One Shot. Shika/Tem pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Surrogate by Alory Shannon reviews
One-shot. Slight crack. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Falling From Grace by Little Kunai reviews
Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Stuck in the Closet by DeathofME18 reviews
Whats worse than being stuck in a closet? Well try doing that with Kiba Inuzuka. What is Ino to do? Will she kill him or will they start enjoying each others company? Let the sponge war commense! MAJOR LEMON WARNING! Please review and enjoy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
One Drunken Night by Meje2 reviews
Naruto is still traveling with Jiraiya but meets Hinata in a pub. What is she doing there and what will happen? I suck at summaries naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharingan or Byakugan? by ifItwasnt4KakashiIwouldLoveYou reviews
Tenten is pregnant. but who is the father, the title says pretty much it. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Chilly by Momosportif reviews
ShikaIno oneshot.Team ten is stuck on an outdoor mission and the cold gets to Ino as they sleep.Asuma solves the problem and now she's stuck bunking with Shikamaru!Problem solved?I am pleased to relate that Kishimoto still owns Naruto. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Infatuation by Scribbling Death reviews
There was a long and infamous tradition in the Shinobi Academy. [TentenNeji]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sex Ed by tomboy14 reviews
Because of the growth in teenaged kunoichi getting pregnant, Tsunade has issued that all shinobi ages 13 to 17 must get a Sexual Education talk. Guess who's turn it is now? And who's giving the talk? [ShikaIno and many other hinted pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Two Weeks by Zirolyte reviews
At a sleepover, Tenten is given an embarrassing dare, concerning a certain Hyuuga. The next day she is summoned to the Hokages office, what could the fifth possibly want with her? The mission will change her life forever! Sequel is Of penguins and picture
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,335 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hoodwinked by kiwi the almighty reviews
Neji asks Tenten to do him a favour which turns out to be something bigger than she had ever expected. NejixTenten. Fluff. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Kitty Kitty by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen trans. request. A story of settling down and its whys and wherefores as shown by Tenten's, uh, violated cat named Kitty Kitty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Still Unwritten by Ojufemi reviews
[NejixTenten oneshot] It's Neji's birthday! But he doesn't seem to happy about it. What happens after Tenten finds him and things get interesting? Filled with fluff and bits of humor. [Rated M just to be safe.][Characters slightly OOC. Sorry!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Night Stalker by Oribella reviews
When Luffy catches someone trying to rape Nami, how will he react? And will the rapist strike again? LuffyXNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Finding a Name by Mystixa reviews
Tenten doesn't have a last name. Does Neji have a solution to this? Nejitentenplease review nicely
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Down the Aisle by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request and epilogue to Inori. Tenten must walk down the aisle as bridesmaid for his cousin's wedding, even if it'll kill him...or make him look at his teammate the way he wouldn't admit out loud.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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My Uchiha reviews
Sasuke was Sakura's and she knew it but she still wanted her Uchiha then she met Itachi. After a one night stand resulting in pregnancy, Ino's life is turned upside down and the only people she can rely on are her best friends Shikamaru and Choji. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,808 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
The Secret Life of Konan
Midnight was upon her, as it always seemed to be, once her Akatsuki work was put to rest after a tiresome and uneventful day. She remained lost in her memories once sunset had fallen and only the starlit sky. Her lips curled into a smile. His voice low and rather kind, he pulled back the covers, patted the spot beside him and whispered "Am I sorrow or regret?" ItachiXKonan One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Itachi U., Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Beastly Beauty reviews
"I'm Belle. Nice to meet you and your underwear too." Beast gave a nervous grin. This was not exactly his proudest moment. This was soon interrupted by a loud knock at the door followed by less than harmonious singing. "Oh my sweet Belle, sweeter than all the candy in the store!" Belle cringed along with everyone else in the room. "Oh darn that Gaston!" Ms. Pots growled.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Texts From A Creeper reviews
Deidara is horny, Ino is his prey. What will happen when her flirtatious side combines with some interesting texts and her life as a sophomore in High School? Rated M Bad summery. Review if worthy. Humor/Romance/Drama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Divorce reviews
A quick, hopefully humorous drabble about what life would be like after Hidan and Kakuzu got a divorce. KakuzuXHidan one-shot featuring Zetzu, Deidara and Kisame Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What Jashin Wants reviews
"I have better plans for you my loyal servant." Then the wind thickened and Hidan's mind was filled with visions of a girl, no younger than eight, with navy hair, porcelain skin and pale moonlit eyes. HidanXHinata Lemon Rated M Gore Sadistic love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,346 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Tenten's lies of love, loyalty and friendship reviews
Hinata and Honobi make a plan to get Neji the right girl, well now Neji and Tenten have been forced to wed, But how will the relationship turn out when they hate each other? NejiXTenten slight KibaXHinata Lemon rated M First Story Completed09/Edited2011
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
FaceBook Randomness reviews
You know those really random FB wall chats that make absolutely no sense unless you a part of it? Yeah, this is one of them...Ino, TenTen, Sakura, and Temari have a RANDOM chat Kinda sorta but not really yuri hints Rated M to be safe Funny
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Me, Baka, and Love reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are stuck doing a project together. Playful romance. Cheesy One-shot Yaoi NaruXSaku Bad Summery
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Innocent Family Secret reviews
Neji and Hinata have a dirty little family secret. But what happens when the family finds out? Starting as children their love develops from innocent into something more sexual. NejiXHinata Incest story. Better summery inside. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
How Temari took over Sakura's sweet 16 reviews
Temari is mad at lee for taking a slut home and she drags Hinata into her 'lesbian-ish' scam for revenge while Sakura watches at her own sweet 16. What happens when Lee walks in and sees Temari in this odd position? Rated M for language Read authors note
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Temari, Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapped by a moron, WHAT? reviews
Ino and Temari are kidnapped by Deidara and used as sexual amusement for himself and Itachi, How will the Girls survive this nightmare when they can't seem to resist the temptation of the guys smexy bodies? ItachiXTemari DeidaraXIno Rated M for reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
The Kid That Wasen't His reviews
Hinata is pregnant after being raped by a mysterious man. Now disowned from her clan, can anyone fill the lonely void insider her heart? And can he accept her unborn child? GaaraXHinata rated M for Rape, pregnancy, and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Realization and Love reviews
Naruto returns from his 2 yr training mission and he's finally realized how much Hinata loves him. Read and find out how Hinata will react to this. Naruto/Hinata Rated M for mature content. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete