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Author has written 9 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter.

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Let's tell you a bit about me...

Name: Philly

Age: 19

Personality: Quiet, indecisive, sarcastic and pessimistic. I'm also a tiny bit of a perfectionist...

Hair: Dark brown

Eyes: Blue-grey

Height: Short enough to get teased about it -.-

Pets: Two beautiful little tortoiseshell kitties, I wuvz them! -Hugs-

Phobias: Spiders, crowds, falling and most things involving medical instruments.

Fave books: The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls, Saga of Darren Shan, Harry Potter, Demonata, Infernal Devices, Mortal instruments, The Saga of Larten Crepsley, The Thin Executioner, Lady Of The Shades, Jane Eyre and various others...

Fave films: All four Pirates of the Caribbean films, All the Harry Potter films (but prefer the books), Nightmare on Elm street, Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's version), Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief (but I prefer the books), both Bridget Jones films (though I've only read the second book...), Inkheart (prefer the book), Black Sheep, Love Actually, A Series Of Unfourtunate Events (You guessed it, I prefer the books!), The King's Speech, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devil's Carnival and a lot of others...

Fave Bands/singers: Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, My chemical romance, Fall out boy, Panic! at the disco, 30 seconds to mars, Linkin park, Green Day, Biffy Clyro, ASP and several others...

Fave colours: Black and purple!

Fave Pairings:

-Harry Potter: HarryXDraco, HarryXGinny, DracoXHermione, HermioneXLucius, LuciusXTom Riddle/Voldemort, LuciusXHarry, LuciusXSnape, SnapeXHermione, HermioneXBellatrix, SnapeXHermioneXLucius and HermioneXRon

-Saga of Darren Shan: DarrenXSteve, DarrenXDebbie, LartenXVancha, LartenXArra and VanchaXAlice.

-Mortal instruments: ClaryXJace, ClaryXSimon, SimonXMaia, MagnusXAlec, JocelynXLuke and SimonXIsabelle.

Other obsessions include: The Victorian Era (I also love Steampunk and Neo-victorian things!), Being Human (I love Hal and Mitchell!), Period Dramas (Downton Abbey!), Teapots and Teacups, Lattes...the list goes on...


Feel free to message me if you ever want to talk!

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Partnership by Brightki reviews
Hermione is approached by two former Dark wizards with a special project and she finds her whole world turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Live Like A Muggle by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape loses a bet to a sadistic friend who is intent on inconveniencing him, which causes him to seek help from the last person he would have ever considered. Written for Palathene for the 2014 summer SSHG LJ promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy, Deathly Hallows Edition by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius Malfoy experiences a severe mental breakdown after his release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
I Would Never Hurt You by AquaWolfy reviews
He said that he'd never hurt him...then they changed. Darren/Steve one-shot, BOY AND BOY! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! Takes place in beginning of book 9.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
To Commemorate by Crowlows19 reviews
Vancha remembers Darren Shan, Vampire Prince, as the Vampires move forward into the future. One-Shot.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Darren Shan, Vancha March - Complete
A Difficult Assignment by morganna12 reviews
Lucius Malfoy has had difficult assignments, but none like this. The Dark Lord told him to find Hermione Granger, easy, right? Having to seduce her to joining the Dark Side makes it a bit more complicated. But will Hermione change sides, or will he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome at the Asylum by anamaric17 reviews
Emilie and her bloody Crumpet Veronica Varlow share some much needed time together on tour.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
The Danger and Delicacy in Deviant Discipline by mrs.milfoy reviews
A stinging stand-alone spank-fic wherein Draco's mummy 'encourages' him to straighten up and fly right...with rather drastic methods. Warnings for incest, smut, fetish and my general insanity. Rated very M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Imposing order by Eledhwen reviews
It's 1923, London, and last month a werewolf escaped from a dog fight. It wasn't Herrick and Mitchell's fault, but nevertheless they're dragged in as the Old Ones send in their top man to tidy up the mess.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hal, J. Mitchell - Complete
My Lord, Master, and Lover by Kat100666 reviews
Voldemort has taken Lucius Malfoy as his lover, what happens when teasing and one Harry Potter get invovled? LM/TR then LM/TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 357 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
No Light, No Light by UndeadBellatrix reviews
Hermione Granger goes out of her way to save the life of Narcissa Malfoy. As an unlikely friendship begins, an even more unlikely relationship blossoms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
Happy birthday professor Snape by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Major lemon.. the first chapter will be completly Hermione and Severus and the Second will be Lucius, Hermione and Severus, the first chapter can be read as a stand alone one shot, I hope you all like it, read and review and I do not own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The dark lover by Hellsleprechaun reviews
Voldemort demands to meet Lucius and Wormtail in the cemetery one night, and makes them victims to his games. WARNING: contains sexual spanking, don't like? Please don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
Find Yourself, Or Let Me Find You by WeAreTheThirteen
How broken Lucius Malfoy started to get back to his former glory, and the woman who picked him up and protected him from himself at his lowest. Non-specific so feel free to imagine this as whatever time/pairing takes your fancy. Or as yourself if you like
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Mrynin is Vexed by Fanatic Dreamer reviews
One day, Vex turns up in a weird place that he's never been. Poor Mrynin has no clue what on earth is going on. How will the pair get on? Will Vex last long? And how on earth does Mrynin cope with this weirdo? I just wanna point out the word count here
Crossover - Morganville Vampires & Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Myrnin
Distractions by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione discovers she can be easily distracted from the task at hand when provided with the right kind of stimulation. LuciusHermioneSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Stigmata Reign by b4tmans reviews
Stolen silver leads Carnegie and a coworker to Edmund Grate. One-shot. Slightest bit of Carnegie/OC.
Darkside series, Tom Becker - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Carnegie - Complete
Memory of Skin by Madea's Rage reviews
Rabastan reflects on grief and the pain of memory. Implied slash, Strange Invisible-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Rabastan L., Evan R. - Complete
A night for three by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione/Snape/Lucius Hermione has been having dirty dreams.. involving three slytherin men, what will happen when she wonders into the dungeons late at night? Slight dominantion and light mentions of slash, you have been warned.. Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All Tied Up by DressagePunk reviews
Hermione awakes in a dungeon, to a death eater. She won't know who it is until their done, but she did know she'd enjoyed it thoroughly. Slightly S&M in the beginning, but just smut afterwards. Hermione X Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mother Loss by Curious Archer reviews
Lord Loss' mother comes to visit while he is fighting Grubbs. Next she plays ball with Vein and tries to set the two boys up together! Crack fic!
Demonata - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Lord Loss, Grubbs G. - Complete
The Pit by deathofaraven reviews
A young boy finds himself in a struggle for survival. Or does he? Just an ordinary day at the Beastilia Exotica.
Darkside series, Tom Becker - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Carnegie - Complete
A Very Death Eater Intervention by Madea's Rage reviews
Meta-fiction. The Death Eaters aren't precisely comfortably with the author's conceptions of things. Part of a series, Strange Invisible-verse, hard M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
The Fall of Man by obsessmuch reviews
You may not eat fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do to the Author by Madea's Rage reviews
The characters discuss the rules the author has set for them, and why. Meta-fiction, Strange and Invisible-verse, part of a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
A Butchered Masterpiece: The CDF Movie by roxypony reviews
;My commentary on the movie our fandom loves to hate. ;NOT reccomended for movie lovers, you've been warned; also contains lots of language.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Vampire Lore 101 by cemeterydreamer reviews
Annie questions Mitchell about vampires over breakfast. Short one-shot, takes place sometime after Series 1 Episode 1.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Lucius's Maid by Madame-Mew-Mew reviews
Lucius and Narcissa play their favorite game. Warning: BDSM, crossdressing, kinkiness in general. Lucius is the dominant one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Narcissa and the Cable Guy by notwolf reviews
The title is self-explanatory. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Reflection by Violet Dreams13 reviews
After the war Draco has been left to deal with abuse from his father, the loathing of his peers, and the self-hate boiling inside of him. Who's left to save him, but our favourite boy wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
City of Unwanted Adventure by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
When Clary and the gang travel to Dublin to meet up with Magnus' old friend Skulduggery, they never expected to be caught up in all the drama and adventure in Skulduggery's world, just as the drama in their own had settled down. Post CoG and Mortal Coil
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clary F., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Lucius Malfoy, Love God or Lucius Takes a Dip by Laurielove reviews
Like I said, Lucius takes a dip. A parody, spoof, whatever you want to call it. A good example of how not to write, but if you want to read it I suppose it's LM/HG and, yes, it has some M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beg for It by aviddaydreamer reviews
Everyone has a weakness. All it takes is to find just the right spot and press. Sooner or later, everyone breaks. Dark: torture, lemons, non-con/dub-con, language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very UnBearable Encounter by Madea's Rage reviews
Dark, gruesome parody of what happens when our favourite Death Eaters meet cute, cuddly creatures that are totally, absolutely NOT Carebears. Dark and gruesome! M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
Three Courses for Mr Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When Lucius Malfoy one day comes across three disgruntled witches, he is only too happy to help improve their mood. LM/PP, LM/GW, LM/HG. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Lucius teaches Draco how to play Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Can't Say Goodbye by ShadesOfRed12 reviews
This is a story of obsession, war, violence, hatred, love, and jealousy. "I'm a Mudblood, you're a Death Eater. I'm good, you're evil. I'm Hermione Granger, you're Lucius Malfoy. We are so terribly different, so then why do I love you?" on Haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Why He Really Hates Grubbs by Curious Archer reviews
Lord Loss babysits a baby Grubbs and Toddler Gret, and this is the real reason as to why he hates Grubbs.
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Lord Loss, Grubbs G.
Hallelujah by Laurielove reviews
'She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the hallelujah ...' A fic based on these lines by Leonard Cohen. HG/LM. Not for the faint-hearted and strictly not for minors. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Master please by HieiHayley reviews
Harry's been feeling down lately after Dumbledores death in book 6 and Voldemorts defeat. ADULT CONTENT! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. OOC! Harry/Snape Snape/master Harry/slave. If don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In The Dark by the-shiny-girl reviews
What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,567 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Bellatrix and Narcissa Fairy Story by Madea's Rage reviews
With deepest apologies to Grimm et al, the ladies attempt to instruct the muggle masses by means of a story. Also, Bellatrix has a new follower. Implied strong content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Cissarella by Megan13 reviews
Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Paper Chase by Evil Little Dog reviews
George's wallpaper is...intriguing.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
I Have A Secret by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione has a secret! She used Polyjuice potion to get over the crush she could never have. Now she has a new interest that is even more impossible. Can she get the hair she needs? What happens when she gets caught by the blond she's after? rated MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,581 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Would You Be An Outlaw For My Love by ChaosChild92 reviews
Mitchell loves how naive George is. This is SLASH. If you don't like slash then don't bother reading it.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
The Gift That Keeps On Giving by Keppiehed reviews
Harry and Ron play ding-dong-dash, and Lucius uses that to his advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Desperation by Broken Kindle reviews
'...she's desperate. She needs them to hear. They have to hear...' Annie centric one-shot set after the Annie Broadcasts.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Anna S./Annie - Complete
Objection Overruled by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Death Eaters. They're all guilty. They have to be. They just are. End of story. Right? They call it prejudice for a reason and pride has nothing to do with it. What will Hermione do when she is confronted with her own? LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,579 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
In the Open by aviddaydreamer reviews
Sequel to "In Disguise." The war is over, and Hermione has to find the Malfoys and share the good news. Harry is worried, Narcissa is meddlesome, and Lucius still moves without making a sound. Deep breaths, Hermione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Disguise by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione helps the Malfoys go into hiding during her 6th year, but has she taken on more than she can handle? Lucius has some thoughts on the subject. LM/HG Rated M for smuttiness-for the sake of smuttiness, no less.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Door by CodtsQ reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own Demonata. Summary: Grubbs opens a door he was never supposed to see inside. Dervish is not pleased. Prompt: Door - any gateway marking an entrance or exit from one place or state to another.
Demonata - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Dervish G., Grubbs G. - Complete
The Gift of the Death Eaters by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Christmas is coming and Bellatrix and Lucius have decided to go gift shopping for Voldemort. But where do you find a gift for the dark lord who has everything? At a muggle mall of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
Information for Innocence by Scifinerd92 reviews
Harrys and Lucius' POVs in each chapter. Lucius makes Harry a deal; Information for the order which will guarantee the defeat of Voldemort for Harrys body. What will Harry sacrifice and can he learn to accept Lucius? Noncon at first, OOC Fluff Later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 106,997 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
TVF: There Goes The Neighborhood by roxypony reviews
HALLOWEEN EDITION. All Darren wants is one normal Halloween with his 'family'... for Amela333 and RowanRawr's Contest!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010
The Gryffindor Writer by shadowwritr reviews
Post War - AU, BDMS, NOT PWP, Has a plot. Warnings inside. At the end of 7th year Hermione Granger writes a fantasy story which ended up stolen, read by the Slytherins and confiscated by Professor Snape. What will he do after he has read it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,259 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Eater Bingo by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Love Like Winter by Madea's Rage reviews
A snowstorm at Malfoy manor, and the nature of forbidden love. Silence-verse, missing chapter of FMS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A pair o' righ' annoyin' by Angel-of-Cake reviews
Fred and George told from Hagrid's perspective. Written for the Charecter perspective challenge on the HPFC. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Rubeus H., Fred W. - Complete
Forget Him by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
Gannen wants to make Steve forget about Darren. GannenxSteve, one-sided StevexDarren. Slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Steve Leonard, Gannen Harst - Complete
Green and Silver by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
A 200 word drabble about a Draco/Lucius Father/Son moment. Draco is four, and is drawing on the walls. What will Lucius do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Never Piss Off A Malfoy by Eternal Elegance reviews
By wounding his most prized body parts. BREAKING NEWS: Never Piss Off A Malfoy has been BETA'D thanks to Cosettex! xx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cleaning Day by oftimeandspace reviews
Chores and musings on the afterlife. Another day in the pink house.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
A Very Death Eater Meeting by Madea's Rage reviews
Minutes from a Death Eater's meeting, and Snape's thoughts about the same. Silence-verse, read A/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
A Death Eater to the Core? by Nabakza reviews
What Lucius Malfoy's thoughts are when he goes to Voldemort in the graveyard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Lucius M. - Complete
lhbbbh by Runaway Scribe reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
A Cold Morning by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
The day Steve rescues Darren and Vancha and Larten come back, they all sleep at the hotel. Steve gets cold, and luckily, Vancha's there to help. Vancha/Steve. Slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Steve Leonard, Vancha March
Pedophiles, Dog Demons, and Areas by The American Ranger reviews
Kernel, Grubbs, Bec, Lord Loss, and Baranabus have an odd conversation. Bad at summaries! Spoilers for quite a few of the books! T just for kicks and safety
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Grubbs G., Kernel F. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unaccountable Activities by Primer Dimer reviews
Lucius is summoned to attend Lord Voldemort. The orders that follow inspire pure shock and disbelief. Lucius struggles to account for the odd behaviour and develops a theory. He also wonders if he'll get out of the situation alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Harassment leads to Headlines by thebelleofthebrawl reviews
When Lucius and Fenrir's plot to 'get' Harry fails...epic-ly...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
The Weekly ToDo List by oftimeandspace reviews
George loves lists. They don't necessarily return the feeling.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Shredded Hopes by MareG8 reviews
Lucius reflects on what has become of his life, the lover he lost to Dumbledore's manipulations...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shopping for Tight Jeans With Fenrir Greyback by thebelleofthebrawl reviews
Harry and Fenrir go shopping for tight jeans together - what more can I say? it's meant to be... CRACK with some SLASH :D Don't read if you don't like the sounds of that ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Memoirs of a Fallen Man by SashaDaae reviews
They say that Lord Voldemort, my Tom, had no comprehension of what love was...what a fool they all are. Several short scenes based on the complex relationship between Lucius Malfoy and his Master, his Lord, his Lover- Voldemort. Slash LM/V, in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort
The Man of Silver and Dust by SashaDaae reviews
People change when they have something to hide behind. Sirius knows this and assesses the risks, deciding that a man in a silver mask is worth all the dangers, even if that man is exactly the type he is fighting against. LM/SB pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
A grey day by metamo reviews
ONESHOT. Lucius awakes to find his first grey hair, so goes to his best friend, Severus for solace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The War For Harry's Heart by thebelleofthebrawl reviews
Like the title! Lucius and Fenrir have a fight, arguing over who Harry deserves more, but who can win the poor boy's heart? OOC CRACK! SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Treaty by Sanich Iyonni reviews
Tells about the making of Vampires-Vampanezes Treaty.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Vancha March, Gannen Harst - Complete
Somethin' Fishy by pmaniac reviews
George hates puns.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Kiss by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry decides to get his first kiss from the most unlikely person. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Red or Gold? by Scifinerd92 reviews
Christmas Oneshot with LM/HP pairing. Harry's the fairy on top of the tree and Lucius takes the roll of Santa. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Hand of Destiny by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Mr. Des Tiny Cirque Du Freak tells of two new saviors, one for the Vampires and one for the Vampaneze, now Pavi and Luigi Repo!The Genetic Opera must face their destiny, the winner of their blood feud will take Geneco. an alternate universe fic.
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Detestable Logic by Sara's Girl reviews
Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Occasional Affection by Primer Dimer reviews
Lucius is mildly worried about what sort of look he sees in the other's eyes. He hopes it is affection. Encounters without affection aren't very pleasant. Set during their school years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Lucius M. - Complete
Does It Hurt? by Black Gargie reviews
A man fallen from grace receiving comfort from a person he least expected. AU scenario. Drabble one-shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Sir by Katia Dashwood reviews
Severus Snape oversees Lauren Cooper's detention. HP & Catherine Tate Show crossover, of sorts... Drabble-ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Catherine Tate Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 240 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
And Now, You're Mine by Spectregeneral reviews
One shot. EEEKK! I feel really bad about writing this one! I realize that this proly doesn't work chronologically at all, but it wouldn't get out of my head. How Capricorn broke Basta's spirit and turned him into the obedient little dog he is.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Capricorn, Basta - Complete
Italian by Spectregeneral reviews
One shot. Intimate time between Basta and Dustfinger involving one of the sexiest languages ever! Warning: This is slash. Don't like? Don't read. Constructive criticism welcome, but please don't flame.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Dustfinger, Basta - Complete
Mother Ghoul's Nursery Rhymes by duj reviews
Move over Beedle. Here comes Mother Ghoul... Some scholars believe the majority of these rhymes reference events in Potter's life, but this is generally considered to be merely popular myth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bad Literature by redcognito reviews
Stefan and Damon aren't impressed with Bonnie's taste in books.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Wherein Voldemort Learns Where Babies Come From by Kinkary reviews
When a young child attempts to hug Voldemort, he is furious. He wants to know why people would grow kids. It's up to Lucius and Wormtail to explain where babies come from. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Draco's Christmas Present by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It is a late, December evening and four-year-old Draco Malfoy is bored waiting for his father to finish work...but it is worth the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Rickrolled by redcognito reviews
Damon had a music career back in the 80s. No, really. Crack.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Of Malfoys and Rubik's Cubes by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It's a hot August day and Severus is staying at Malfoy Manor for the summer...unfortunately, Lucius has got his hands on a rubik's cube, which means staying in all day with a rabid Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Close Encounters of the BLEEPING Kind by redcognito reviews
Damon has an extraterrestrial encounter. A crossover with Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Life, the Universe and Everything.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Damon - Complete
Deliciously so by Immortal Ophelia reviews
Hermione Granger is about to set off with her two best friends to find a way to defeat Voldemort. But even before she could start her search for Horcruxes, she meets someone totally unexpected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
under the sea by cutieismynam reviews
just read better than it sounds squid sex in this
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
An Overabundance of Maps by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
The Death Eaters are dropping like flies, and in a lastditch effort to recruit new members, Wormtail has been assigned to find a way to turn rats into humans! Will Brain finally be able to conquer the world, or at least the Wizarding one?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Notes To You Fanfiction Writers From Us Characters by GunnerGirl reviews
Notes from a few of the characters in the Darren Shan Saga from the characters you've been writing about, warning, some of them aren't happy... potential fireworks!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
Master and Servant by Jadwiga reviews
Tom Riddle Lucius Malfoy. Telling of a master and servant and how Lucius was meant to follow the Dark Lord, because of his father. Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Am I on to Something? by GoldenHelikaon reviews
AU. Slash implied. Lucius finds a very drunk Dark Lord in his manor study. LVLM. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Lord's Pet by GoldenHelikaon reviews
ON HOLD. Slash. Mpreg. Lord Voldemort is not happy at all about his servants being in Azkaban after the loss of his prophecy, and even less impressed with the state of his beautiful blond after time in the prison. LVLM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
Blond Demons by Jessi Malfoy reviews
James meets Lucius in a corridor in the middle of the night. Lucius enjoys himself. Mild LuciusJames slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005 - James P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
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Unwilling reviews
Hermione Granger was kidnappped by Bellatrix Lestrange. One year later, she must live with the consequences and try to move on but there is now one vital difference that will take some getting used to: Hermione Granger likes girls...NON-CON!FEMSLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
His onyx angel reviews
It's about time our fave dark vampire prince had some love in his life. Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this story apart from the ones I made up if I did, I wouldn't be writing this.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,267 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Mika Ver Leth - Complete
A birthday treat reviews
Lucius Malfoy and Tom Riddle are 'lovers'. Lucius forgets what day it is. Begins dark but ends fluffy ish .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His onyx angel outtakes reviews
Chapters and story ideas that didn't make it into my story 'His onyx angel'.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Mika Ver Leth
Father are you gay? reviews
AU!SLASH! Tom Riddle and Lucius Malfoy get drunk and begin a steamy make-out session, Draco walks in on them. Ends in a rather awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The secret reviews
A secret can really disrupt a loving relationship...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Vancha March - Complete
CHALLENGE FIC: mad pairings set by weirdos reviews
The challenge: Write a oneshot for each of the unlikely pairings. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
A birthday smile for the dark prince reviews
An entry for Roxypony's 'Happy birthday' story competition
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Mika Ver Leth - Complete
My entry for ParodyMaster33's weird pairings comp reviews
Arrow is out walking, so is Gannen...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Gannen Harst, Arrow - Complete