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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2118884, Profile Updated: 10-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Currently working on Once More With Feeling. Other stories are on indefinite hiatus until I get that plot bunny out of my head.

Notes on OMWF: I wanted to explore the idea of time travel, a realistic Sev romance, and female Harry. I tried really hard to separate those out, but I'm just terrible at writing more than one story at once. So I took a highly-traumatized Harriet and threw her in there.

Questions:

Why isn't she trying to follow the original plot?

-Because she doesn't remember it. I mean, I have no idea what I said to people I met when I was ten or eleven. I barely remember people I knew back then, much less the exact thing I might have said to piss them off/endear them to me. More than that, as a writer, it's hard to write about the same scene as Rowling; she's a much better writer than I am, and I end up either copying her, or feeling like I shouldn't even bother writing at all. Much better to go somewhere entirely different, where I can find my own words for things.

Why doesn't Harriet just go talk to Dumbledore/other helpful people?

-In her original timeline, most of her allies were dead, and she blames herself. It would be like seeking out a ghost- not something that most people would do. Also, Harriet doesn't know everything that original Harry knew; she has no idea, for example (small spoiler), that Severus was in love with her mother.

Why wasn't Voldemort dead by the time Harriet was 27?

-Primarily because I wanted to write someone who was just not right in the head anymore. Frankly, I want to balance out adult maturity with something, and insanity is an option that I generally enjoy reading, when it's done right. Also, I am female IRL and I know that we're treated differently- I think that Dumbledore would have been far more protective of a Harriet than a Harry. I mean, Dumbledore practically pushes Harry into dangerous situations, but I don't think he would have done that to a girl. And the problem with that is that it was precisely that reckless disregard for Harry's life that ended up defeating Voldemort time and time again. Think about it- if someone avoided burning Quirrel, didn't go to the ministry, and didn't purposefully allow Voldemort to kill them, Voldemort would have prevailed. So I think that a Harriet would have over and over again taken the less risky move, and the war would have taken a lot longer.

Why do you have to write a time-travel? Why not just write a girl-who-lived?

Becaaause... I suck at writing children. I've never thought like a child, so writing a convincing child would be very difficult for me. Maybe someday in the future I will do that, but right now, I think writing adult perspectives is certainly hard enough to provide a challenge.

Is Once More With Feeling a Buffy reference?

Yes. Though I realize that episode wasn't about time travel. Still, the main character was brought back to life and isn't quite sure how to cope.

Why do you have so many Murakami quotes?

Because he's so quotable. Also, I just finished 1Q84 and it made me want to write something psychedelic.

Who was Harriet in a relationship with Before/who was Siri's father?

You'll have to wait and see ;)

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Valley of the Shadow by Nightfall Rising reviews
Britain, 1980. No one cares what's fair when their people are on the line. Truth would be subjective even if everyone told it, and this is a Slytherin war: smoke and smiles, masks and mirrors. CH 139: On the rising of the night, Dumbledore turned on the light and said, "Something is not right." (Actually he just put down his trashy romance novel, but hey, tribute.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 139 - Words: 862,401 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D., Evan R.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,002 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 5,967 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 7,426 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15988 - Favs: 11,460 - Follows: 9,911 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
True to Myself by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
I died young, and it wasn't a peaceful death. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but I'd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation. Self-Insert OC into canon character. Eventual Shikamaru/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Sasuke U., Shikamaru N.] Team Seven, OC
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 259,165 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35714 - Favs: 27,000 - Follows: 19,850 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 11,426 - Follows: 12,576 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
※ 回想記の夢 ・ A Memoir of a Dream ※ by Fehize reviews
It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sun-kissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... [oyako] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,825 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Boomslang Effect by Nightfall Rising reviews
"And you're quite sure your students only know the sensible parts of the story, are you?" Filius asked reasonably. "There were some?" Minerva wondered aloud, dust-dry, as Severus's face fell. (It's 1985, and Hogwarts's most junior (permanent) faculty member may have slightly underestimated his influence on his admiring students. …No, seriously. It's, like, a problem.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Wicket Gate by Nightfall Rising reviews
The spring of Severus's fifth year wasn't so much one long nightmare as one of those tooth-rattling roller coasters that turns you upside down, spins you like a top, bangs your skull repeatedly against the headrest, toys with free-fall, and looks, to your friends on the ground, at least as horrifying as it feels. Mind... the way free-fall feels like flying? With a wand, it can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,380 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Severus S., Narcissa M., Evan R., Regulus B. - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 4,726 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Second Chances by Emily Waters reviews
The war is over. Everyone who fought on the wrong side gets a second chance, whether they like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,518 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 5,107 - Follows: 5,270 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hunger by mm-chan reviews
Gaara has enough problems without Naruto's continuous attempts to make friends. The demon shadowing his life is his brother and he cannot see an escape of it. But Kankuro, too, has his own demons to deal with. KankuGaa, GaaNaru, AU, yaoi, INCEST, NON-CON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,292 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Kankuro - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15804 - Favs: 10,173 - Follows: 7,748 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Fangrlz: Deleted Scenes by Destiny's Hand reviews
Here be little snippets from Fangrlz -- some silly, some serious -- that did not make it into the final cut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6535 - Favs: 13,669 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 7,375 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Slytherin code of conduct: the rules by silvergreenDream reviews
How to live life in the snakepit?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Failure to Communicate by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro wants desperately to connect and communicate with Gaara, but something seems to always get in the way. Covers pre-series all the way through Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Gift by ncfan reviews
Gaara's reaction to Kankuro's gift isn't exactly what he expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
A Very Team Lie Christmas by Nugar reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15158 - Favs: 24,203 - Follows: 9,899 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Blood Moon by ncfan reviews
She understood. When the moon waxed, his blood boiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
One Man to Another by ncfan reviews
Shikamaru asks for Gaara's permission to marry Temari.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 199 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Gaara, Neji H.] - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 392 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
The Uchiha Guide to Population Control by buduica reviews
Clans will go to extreme lengths to protect their prized bloodline. Sasuke and Sakura find this out the not-so hard way when the clan's paranoia comes back to haunt them. SakuSasu with hints of SasuNaru and SakuSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like Popcorn by Jelp reviews
There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under The Influence by ThousandYearsOfAwkward reviews
Temari Gaara and Kankuro are at the cemetery, and a stupid joke sets Temari off. Stupid and dark humor. Sand siblings one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Burned by Silmarion reviews
A short oneshot written for Desert.Moon's story 'The Obsession'. Features the thoughts of the character Kuraho Abura as he stands before the funeral pyre of his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Barefoot by skrblr reviews
Kankuro sees Gaara doing something utterly unexpected and must educate him in true manliness. It's about feet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by Lilianae reviews
It started as harmless flirting right before a meeting, but when you only get to see your lover a few times a year, it's easy to get carried away with making up for lost time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Pickup Lines by tsusami reviews
Naruto needs to practice his approach to the opposite sex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Advantages of Too Much Sugar by tsusami reviews
Young Master certainly enjoys his sweets.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
One Shot Naruko by rosesareblue reviews
Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pranksters by tsusami reviews
It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8446 - Favs: 11,230 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Playing the Game by tsusami reviews
Sebastian wonders when the nature of Ciel's games began to change. older CielxSebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5402 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 3,358 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beginnings of Brotherhood by InoShikaChou reviews
Kankuro tries to help Gaara in his quest to become the Kazekage as they struggle through their new roles as brothers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
One Way to Form a Lasting Alliance by Lilianae reviews
With little distractions like ninja wars out of the way, Naruto and Gaara finally have time to hang out and be friends. And to realize it's actually been a long time since they considered each other just 'friends'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas in Suna by Ariel D reviews
Kankuro tackles giving Gaara and Temari their first Christmas presents and wonders if he's taken an S-rank mission. Post-Sasuke Retrieval, pre-Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Unexpected by Childhood Aspirations reviews
Kankuro was a realist. There were some things he knew he'd never experience. ...Ironically, this was one of them. ONESHOT KankuroGaaraTemari bonding!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
What the Hell? by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
What the hell am I doing in the Naruto world? And why is there a strange wtich doctor trailing me?" OC/Gaara, Naruto/Sasuke. Rated M for language and later lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,913 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Gaara
Gaara's Ghouls by darkhelmetj reviews
Kankuro liked to believe that his younger brother was getting more normal as time passed. Unfortunately for him, that assumption was wrong. Post Retrieve Sasuke Arc, Pre-Shippūden. Sand sibs fic. Humour/crack horror fic. See Author's Notes for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Standard Steps for Problematic Situations by TaintedMoonlight reviews
It's hard to draw the line between Kazekage and brother. ---ShikaTema---
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reform by i Mel-chan i reviews
Gaara remembers when he was still a tool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Question of Love by tsusami reviews
An interesting question pops up between the Jinchuuriki. Naruto is straight, right? One-shot. Naruto x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Awkward Moments by InoShikaChou reviews
Kankuro tries to reach out to Gaara after the Chunin exams, but he doesn't always know what to say.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6430 - Favs: 17,446 - Follows: 6,150 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Death Glare by Nymyrra reviews
When Gaara discovers Matsuri upset about some things she heard some people at school say, he teaches her how to deal with them - i.e., how to scare them witless. One part fluff, one part angst, and one part introspective. Don't mess with Matsuri.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5624 - Favs: 6,594 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Sticking to the Rules by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7309 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Filling the Void by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Gaara finally got what he wanted, what he'd wished for all of his life. So why did he have such a problem adjusting?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Trinity by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Sand Sibs oneshots. Sandcest is not ... planned? Chapter 5, in which Temari fastforwards, and Gaara pauses.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Temari, Gaara
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Midnight Snowflakes by Graceful Storyteller reviews
Gaara and Naruto watch the snow fall. NaruGaara fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Emotions by Graceful Storyteller reviews
What happens when Gaara confuses lust with bloodlust? NaruGaara. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Diplomacy by Ddriana reviews
Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, Orochimaru, Kimimaro, Tayuya. It's the final meeting between Sand and Sound before the plan shall commence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Nighty Night by zaelithe reviews
Kankuro just wants some sleep. What does Gaara want now? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Unlikely Rescue by i Mel-chan i reviews
Temari and Kankurou could actually see it: their little brother really was changing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Kunoichi by Ddriana reviews
Born from the mention of special training for the girls and how Suna has to produce better ninja faster than other villages. 'The fact that the word kunoichi exists tells Temari at a very young age all that she needs to know but never wanted to listen to'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 6,440 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/15/2005
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Looking at the Sky by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
It's a bad night for Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura give the only comfort they have...(shounen ai, het, threesome)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2004
The Sixty Second HS Fanfic by Veresna Ussep reviews
If you only have a minute to read a H/S fic that touches all the familiar bases, this is the one. Rating is for use of the F word, though no real smut is depicted darn!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Once more, with feeling reviews
Harriet couldn't die, it seemed, no matter how she was maimed or wounded, able to fight if not always to remember her own name. fem!harry, Snarriet, timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Second Chances reviews
Kelly passes out and wakes up... in Sakura's body! Rated for language. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
Dedication reviews
Itachi and his girlfriend pre-Uchiha massacre one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
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