Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
And now introducing the three caballeros...
We're three caballeros
We're three happy chappies
Through fair or stormy weather
Jalisco no te rajes
And now a fun little quiz as filled out by Moolie...
Write Down Ten Random Characters!
1. Robin Hood (Men in Tights)
2. Jack Sparrow
3. Captain Kirk
4. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
5. Obi Wan Kenobi
6. Peter Pan
8. Edmund Pevensie
10. Draco Malfoy
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Ariel comes into the room with a platter of snacks*
Ariel: Now who would like...Oh dear...
Kirk: Remind me to thank Scotty for this most superior water suit.
Ariel: What do we do!?!?! He's drowning! This is a children's movie!!!
Kirk places arm on Ariel's shoulders*
Kirk: Well little lady, it doesn't have to be...
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
(In Sherwood Forest...)
Robin Hood: And here is the eating circle, any questions?
Moolie: Where are the showers?
Robin Hood: What's that?
Moolie: Peter, hows about I give you a thimble?
Peter Pan: Huh?
Five minutes later*
Peter Pan: AAAAAHHHHH!! *flies away*
Moolie: Aw, I'm not that much of a pedophile am I?
Aggie: Yes, yes you are.
Moolie: Take your own quiz! (Neverland! hands down!)
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
(Jack Sparrow and Legolas are making out and Draco Malfoy walks in...)
Draco: AAAHH!! My pureblood eyes! They bleed!
Jack: Woah, sorry mate. *Turns to Legolas* You know, you look awfully familiar...
Legolas: I was just about to say the same thing! Weird...
Jack: *Shrugs* More rum?
Draco: Damn muggles...
Legolas: Hey! Who are you calling a muggle?
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?
Captain Kirk: I now realize that my wanton lust for women was just a ruse! Come here you snuggley little fairy boy!
Peter Pan: Never!!!
Edmund: Hey! That's illegal! Plus I'm his age! We belong together!
Peter Pan: I love no one but Wendy! *flies away*
Captain Kirk: Look what you did you stupid Brit! *shoots him with phaser gun*
Edmund dies, Kirk pages to the Enterprise*
Captain Kirk: Scotty? We have a little problem...
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
Moolie: Let me just take a short cut through this dark, suspicious, unsanitary alleyway!
Ariel tackles Moolie*
Ariel: Rawr!!! I want to be part of your world!
Moolie: AAHHH!!! Why do I make these bad life decisions?
Legolas: Have no fear!
Ariel: Ugh, my plan is foiled. I challenge you to a hair flip duel!
Legolas: You're on!
Ariel: *Pulls the hair flip from the movie*
Legolas: Not bad, but no match for this! *Pulls highly superior elven hair flip*
Moolie: My hero!
Legolas: Come on girl friend! Let's go get our nails done!
Ariel: Wait! I have no feet! I can't walk!
The other two skip gleefully away*
Ariel: This was not well thought out...
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Robin Hood: Now everyone knows that the best ingredients are stolen, not bought...
Prince John: Curse you Robin of Loxley!
Robin Hood: Gotta jet! See you next week on Robin and his Merry Meals. Rabbi Tuckman will show us how to prepare the perfect Seder Meal!
Cheesy show music, lights fade*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Kirk would probably choose Ariel because she has the worst decision making skills and would actually accept. Also she wears a shell bra.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Legolas: *Holding Jack at arrow point* Return my Herbal Essences or he dies!
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why would I want to save that?
Jack: *sad face*
Legolas: You have a point...
Jack: *double sad face*
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Everyone: GET HIM!
Captain Kirk: I don't believe in No-Win Scenarios! Beam me up Scotty!
Kirk beams up. Silence. Everyone turns and glares at Ariel*
Ariel: I really need to start thinking before planning these things...
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Edmund: Well old bean, you still have friends in Narnia. *opens up Wardrobe, curls into fetal position by the rain boots, begins rocking back and forth*
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Legolas: Aw, you're so cute! Here let me do your hair!
Peter Pan: Why is everyone molesting me!!?!?
Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Legolas and Jack are standing at the altar*
Arwen: Sorry I'm late! I had trouble getting Aragorn to come.
Aragorn: Legolas, I can't believe you're turning gay on me man.
Legolas: Why can't you accept me for who I am? *runs away weeping*
Jack: Luv! Come back!
20 minutes later, the wardrobe door opens, Edmund looks up*
Aragorn: Got any room in here?
Aragorn crouches by the summer sandals and begins rocking back and forth*
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Knocking at the door*
Moolie: Ugh...who could it be at this hour?
Obi Wan Kenobi: Ssssuup! How'sss it gooooing?
Arwen: Hee hee hee hee!
Moolie: Obi Wan! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! And Arwen? How are you drunk? You're an elf! Is that even possible?
Arwen: *bursts into fits of uncontrollable giggling*
Moolie: Well apparently so...
Obi Wan Kenobi: Woooah! W-when I wave my ha-hand really faaaaast it goes all bluuuurry!!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Arwen is washing dishes, she spots a musty bottle sitting on the counter. Opening it up, she takes a whiff. Grimacing, she pours the contents down the drain.*
Jack Sparrow: NOOOOOOO!! ME RUM!!!!!! ME BEST RUM!!!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: YOU! You...killed my only friend in the world!!!! *cradles empty bottle in hands* He had such a short life...
Arwen*rolls eyes* Jack, I'm sure you can get a new bottle-
Jack Sparrow: *gives death glare* You will pay for this, mark my words...
Arwen: What's going on?
Legolas: M-m-my HAIR!!! ITS BLUE!!!!
Arwen: Legolas, is that my shampoo you're holding?
Legolas: I ran out of mine so I was borrowing some of yours...
Jack Sparrow: Damn! Sorry luv, that was meant for-
Legolas: We are so over! *Throws shampoo at Jack, stalks off*
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Robin and Peter Pan are surrounded by Pirates*
Robin Hood: If we work together, we can take 'em!
Peter Pan: Ew, I'm not working with a grown up! I have a reputation! *flies away*
Robin Hood: Twit...
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Captain Kirk: Ahhh...so...hungry...
Edmund: Here! I got us some Turkish delight!
Captain Kirk: Where did you get that...?
Edmund: That nice lady in the sleigh over there!
Captain Kirk: What have I told you about taking food from strangers!?!? What did you give her?!?!
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