alicatter911
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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2118994, Profile Updated: 05-11-10
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Hey, I am alicat-9-11, and this is my profile.

TO ALL MY READERS OF "MOM, WHERE ARE YOU," SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED A NEW CHAPTER FOR SO LONG, THE SITE WOULDN'T LOAD AT ALL, ANY TIME I TRIED, THANKFULLY, IT'S GOING NOW, SO I WILL GET WORKING!

This is my motto: Google it. And it will never let you down, unless you are doing a project and you just can't seem to find anything and it's due the next day and it's 3 AM. Long story.

I have two brothers and a sister. My sister has a fanfic, too. Her pen name is nat-author-4ever. And she will probably tell me that I'm violating her privacy for telling you that, but she'll only say that if she reads it, but she won't... I hope.

I'm an average teen. I live in a small town in Canada, with a population of just over 3000, just like Bella in the Twilight Saga. What a coincidence, because I am absolutely in LOVE with Twilight.

I'm also in LOVE with Harry Potter books and do you know what a coincedence is? I love Harry Potter and Twilight, and Robert Pattinson is in Twilight and Harry Potter. In Harry Potter he is Cedric Diggory.

So far I am working on my first story, but I am still working on it. The story is called "Mom, Where Are You?" and it is about what would have happened if James actually did have Renee held hostage in the book Twilight. DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!

I love to play ringette, and I am not surprised if you haven't heard of it before. It is played mainly in Southwestern Ontario and Alberta, also i9n various countries like Sweden, France, and Finland. Google it. Now. You will be glad that you did. So go and Google it. Hurry. I'm not kidding. Google it.

I love to hang out with my friends any way that I can - sleepovers, parties, anything!

My favourite book series are:
The Twilight Saga
The Vampire Diaries
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

Harry Potter
Last but not least, my favourite,
Vampire Academy!!

If you haven't noticed, I like books all about drama and adventure, with a bit of romance on the side. I love The Clique because for a change the main characters are the popular, rich girls rather than the dorky, 'heart of gold', kind to everyone girls.

I am an avid reader of comics, mainly Calvin and Hobbes. My family has about ten Calvin and Hobbes volumes, and I have read every single comic strip in all of them. If you've never heard of it, you are a failure and should google 'calvin and hobbes bill watterson' right now. I also read Garfield if I can get my hands on it.

I get good grades in school, and I have even been awarded the 'Academic Excellence' award twice. For those of you who don't know what that award is, it just means that you got the best grades overall in your grade that year. And I don't want to sound braggy or snotty or whatever you think I sound like when I say that. And I know that you can't start a sentence with and, but who gives a sh--? Not me!

I hope you have a good time reading my stories on fanfiction.net - I know I have fun reading yours!

COPY AND PASTE!!

Bold - Important to you
Bold, Italics, and Underlined - Unbelievably important to you

If you think bagels are delicious and have ordered them from Tim Hortons when you could have ordered a donut numerous times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTONIANS!

If you are hoping that Stephanie Meyers makes 3862 more Twilight books, or more if you ran out, and I definitely would, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like copying and pasting stuff onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were secretly hoping to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile. I actually did and I felt like crying when I didn't! Now it's bringing back the memories! WAHHHH! And I used to believe in magic and I'm hoping my Hogwarts letter is just late!

If you have a suspicion that all of your other siblings (if you have any, and I have three) are adopted and are from Japan even though they have the same skin tone as you and you're from Canada, copy and paste this onto your file.

If you think punctuation saves our lives, copy and paste this onto your file. Here's an example.
Without punctuation:
Let's eat grandpa!!
With punctuation:
Let's eat, grandpa!!
My point exactly.

If you have a crush on several Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still love copying and pasting stuff onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you fret about trying to think of things to put on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber's voice is to high and you go around saying that but you still listen to his music and love it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think PANDAS ARE LIKE SUPER AWESOME (long story, go to the T w i l i g h t d o m forum and read the rules thing), then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Emmet was your big brother, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Cullenist, following the Cullenism religion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are sometimes terrible at spelling, cpy and past ths ontu yoar profil.

I AM I LOVE WITH TAYLOR LAUTNER! IF YOU ARE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you sometimes try to type without looking at the keyboard even though you haven't memorized it yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you happen to have this one song on your iPod that you constantly listen to, and I'm talking like 16 times a day, the copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you, like putting, commas in, your work, a lot, adding extra emphasis, even when, they don't need, to be, there, copy, and paste, this onto, your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, kiki-twilighter-ever, renesmeeisme, alicat-9-11

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile, especially if you are dreaming of your vampire lover to change you into one of them.

Best quotes ever

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back with a smirk on your face as the rest of the world tries to figure out how the hell you did it.

What a _ gal wants, a _ gal gets. (_ means my last name which I am to scared of creepers to put on.)

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.

There are more, but I'm too lazy to write them!

Stupidest Quotes Ever (by celebrities - they can be so stupid!)

I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Alicia Silverstone

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
Paris Hilton

Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea
Jessica Simpson

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger

I get to go overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears

I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
Bob Dole

I feel my best when I'm happy.
Winona Ryder

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Danny Ozark

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.
- Milos Forman (film director)

When I'm a gir l, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.
Kylie Bax, (Model/Actress)

You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
Bill Peterson (football coach guy)

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman (golfer guy)

There are so(sosososososooooo) many more, but I'm sure people aren't reading this far anyways. If you are, I heart you! A lot!

Well, thats it for now, folks! (Thats what they say at the end of the Bugs Bunny shows!) (And I like putting in numerous brackets!)

A New Beginning by IsabellClair reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. How would the stories go if Bree was given the second chance to be taught by the Cullens? Bree's POV. More info inside. Stays close to he books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,376 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bree - Complete
Mom, Where Are You? reviews
What would happen if James actually did have Renee hostage in Twilight? Suspenseful, with a nervewracking twist. Will Bella die? Will Renee? Is James a jerk? Haha of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Renée