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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2119117, Profile Updated: 07-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and How I Met Your Mother.

HIIII I'm Sarah.

-Also I can't edit for shit so my stories have hella typos.

- I'm so not a hippie... maybe...

-Maybe someday I'll grow up and get pass my over active imagination.

- I spend most of my day being a smart ass and doing unproductive things like: reading fanfiction, baking and occasionally pissing off the neighbors. whateverr

-Peace.

-Feel free to contact me if you're bored.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13394 - Favs: 17,267 - Follows: 16,310 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Delayed Search for Identity by Princess Bertha reviews
Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Ginny's Burden by Let.Go.and.Jump.In reviews
This is a spin off the 7th book what if Harry left Ginny behind, with more than a torn heart? Ginny still goes to Hogwarts, how will she keep it secret? Will voldi find out? HPGW, RWHG rated M for content sex scene in future chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,974 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Lilliput reviews
The Cullens leave Forks after Edward encounters Bella, but he never forgets her. Meanwhile, Bella has vivid dreams about a man whose face she cannot see. Does destiny have something in store for them? AU, OOC. Co-written by Fantasy Mother and Lilliput.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,990 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Sleep for the Wicked by justaskalice reviews
Bella has been with Jacob for four years and everyone thinks they have the perfect relationship. Their friends and family expect an engagement any day, but Bella is having second thoughts. A story about old love, new love, and friendship. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,382 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Last Surrender by CleverWitch1979 reviews
It's Ron and Hermione's anniversary and Ginny has been recruited to collect a drunk and lonely Harry from the local pub. But when he starts making the moves on her she finds herself tempted to take advantage of a night he most likely won't remember...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8721 - Favs: 14,242 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5130 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Reliance by Grown Up Ron reviews
Set in the Know Thy Self Universe. Blaise struggles to accept his growing attachment to someone so very far outside his normal social circles. Written by my beta belana30
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Blaise Z., Susan B. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 5,791 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Happy Days? reviews
Nora and Barney get together. How will Robin deal with it? AU after episode 16 desperate days. BxR
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Robin S., Barney S.
A Breathe Of Fresh Air reviews
Bella meets Alice at Gay Parades. Love sparks. A Journey for self identity. No Lemon,I don't write porn. Cute love story. In support of gays.A bit of Drama. M for some swearing. Please check it out,I promise the writing isn't as choppy as the summary
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Alice
Overcoming the Darkness reviews
She was destroyed. He took her innocence away. She laid there waiting for death or would she change her fate? Abuse, AH, OCC. See a/n inside to understand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella - Complete