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Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi! I don't know how to start one of these things, so-

Alias: Ami Du

Muse's Alias: Our Lady of Occasional Inspiration and Crack (but Mostly Crack)

Age: 17

Species: Time Lord

Orientation: I'm currently facing west.

Average Time spent on the Computor: Every chance I get.

Favorite Anime: Code Geass, Studio Ghibli films, Chrno Crusade, Loveless, Gundam 00, Black Lagoon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Kiddy Grade, Avatar-the Last Airbender, Sailor Moon, D. Gray-Man, Soul Eater, Ergo Proxy, Noir, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Zero No Tsukaima, Solty Rei, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Wolf's Rain, Elfen Lied, APHetalia, Black Cat, Darker Than Black, Serial Experiments: Lain, Lucky Star, Gravitation, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Mai-HiME.

Favorite Books: Unwind, The Bloody Jack Adventures, Beastly, Les Misrables, the Sevens series, Project 17, the Mortal Instruments series, 1984, the Bachman Books, Going Bovine, Edgar Allen Poe's stories, Hacking Harvard, anything by Scott Westerfeld, and pretty much anything I can get my hands on that isn't a part of this f*king 'forbidden supernatural romance' trend.

Other Favorite Shows: Supernatural, X-Files, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Psych, Seinfeld, Andromeda, FarScape, Twilight Zone, and 3 Stooges.

Favorite Pairings:

Us/Uk, Poliet, Germany/N. Italy, SuFin,

Mirielle/Kirika,

Kirk/Spock, Sulu/Uhura

Shinichirou/Nanami, Yoru/Ran, Sora/Sunao

Soul/Maka,

Yuki/Shuichi,

Magnus/Alec, Jace/Clary, Simon/Maia, Luke/Jocelyn

Cal/Lace,

Kouta/Yuka,

Mommy/Daddy (Tama/Kyouya), Ouran Twincest,

Soubi/Ritsuka, Natsuo/Youji,

Puppyshipping, Thiefshipping, Puzzleshipping,

IchiRuki, Hitsugaia/Momo, Urahara/Yoruichi, Gin/Rankiku,

ShizNat, Mai/Tate, Haruka/Ukino

Kaji/Misato, Kaworu/Shinji, Rei/Asuka,

Chrno/Rosette,

Romeo/Juliet,

Suzalulu,

The Doctor/Rose (/Jack)

EdWin, RoyAi, LinFan, AlMei,

Matt/Mello, L/Light,

Kataang, Sokka/Suki,

Michuru/Haruka, Darien/Serena,

Sebastian/Ciel/Alois,

Jacky/Jaimy,

Destiel,

The Doctor/Amy/Rory, The Doctor/Rose/Jack,

Janto, Tosh/Owen,

Hige/Blue, Kiba/Cheza, Hud/Cher

Train/Saya,

Cameron/Dulcie,

Alek/Daryn

NOTE* I have made it a point to figure out a situation for every pairing that I read that would make it work. Hell, I've shipped crack just to see what it's like. That ability, however, does not mean that I actually ship the pairing. I just sympathize.

I'd like to thank my friends (whos' fanfictions are awful, but don't tell them I said that!) and all of the 2 reviewers I've got so far! You're my Biffles!

I prolly won't be writing anything new for a VERY long time. Sorry, but I'm working on a novel (a vampire yuri that bitchslaps Twilight while praising Peeps) and I haven't had inspiration for anything else! OLoOI&C(bMC) has been very stingy.

And now for some copy-pastes:

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Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Paradise Blues by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Postanime: Blue Yaiden wouldn't exactly call Freeze City paradise, but she's content with her life. She'll even tolerate her brother's secretive boyfriend. But when Toboe finds a giant stray "dog," nothing will ever be the same. Blue/Hige Toboe/Tsume
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 92,787 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Blue, Hige, Toboe, Tsume
The Capitol Games by VividlyVisceral reviews
This Quarter Quell will be the most difficult. They're the tributes who, never in a million years, thought that they would fight in the Hunger Games. Why? Because these are the Capitol's children being reaped this time, and this shall be quite the show...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 330,288 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
Psychosomatic Remembrances by SharpAndSweet reviews
When Mark injures his leg it opens up some fissure to the past, and a life lived long ago that he cannot remember, but desperately does not want to forget.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Marcus A., Esca - Complete
Primary Gain by anlaaria reviews
AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,022 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
The Reprint and Repackaging of Evangelion by Marik Kurakashi reviews
New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shinji I.
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Trust by nyssa123 reviews
AU- After Cuba, Erik decides not to leave. It's all different, now- as Charles adjusts to life in a wheelchair, Erik has to atone for what he's done. In real life, nothing is ever easy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Plan by Saru Wolfe reviews
It has always been Loki's job to support his brother. How exactly he does that, however, is up to his discretion. Mix of movie-verse and mythology.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Halls of Ivy by Andrix reviews
!AU! What if the Losers were just your average high-school kids? What if Max was nothing more than a petulant brat bent on ruining their lives? Rated T for language. Spoilers wrapped in a coating of school drama. Allusions to JensenxCougar.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
I'll Die Like This, Too by FarenMaddox reviews
My response to the "end" of xxxHolic. There's a reason he looks so much like his great-grandfather, and he's not going to keep silent anymore. After a hundred years, it's time to take a risk. My interpretation of Chapter 213 and what should come after.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Denial by Val-Creative reviews
They toasted to rotten girlfriends. They toasted to their semi-decent scores in AP Math. They toasted the ability of the party to not being raided by the cops. AndyxChristopher Robin. SLASH.
Crossover - Toy Story & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Andy D. - Complete
Freefall by FarenMaddox reviews
Modern-world AU. The stories of the Tsubasa gang and the xxxHolic characters and a few others play out in modern-day San Fransisco. There are muggings, motorcycles, memory loss, and mayhem. Please read the introductory paragraph at the beginning of the first chapter and do not skip or you will be very confused. COMPLETED.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,221 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurogane, Syaoran - Complete
Our Last Night On Earth by Dana Norram reviews
In which Philippa is kidnapped, Arthur feels guilty, Eames pours him some coffee and the team has to do something that might be a little more tricky than inception itself. / SLASH / EamesxArthur / ONESHOT
Inception - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Learning to Love by Damian reviews
Once upon a time, a young Princess lived in a shining castle, a small town boy wanted to escape and fulfill his own dreams and a house of enchanted objects were at their wits ends trying to bring them together. This is BatB as you've never seen it before
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Midnight's Path, Part One by Amigodude reviews
Before she was Balalaika, she was "Sonya", the Marshall's granddaughter. Desperate for military glory, she disobeys orders and ventures into the "devil's nest" - Afghanistan - to seek her destiny.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Balalaika - Complete
Cinderaku by Val-Creative reviews
And that's when the world exploded into a heavy cloud of sparkle and pedal-shaped turbofetti. /Parody of Cinderella and Code Geass. Eventual Suzalulusuza. FINISHED!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,622 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Iron Masquerade by Mister Melancholy reviews
An invitation to the ball leads to strange sentiments, promises to be kept, and little white lies that could possibly ruin their relationship... But, strangely enough, Ciel doesn't even know "her" name yet. Cielois, possibly SebCiel and ClaudeAlois
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
What Better Fate Than This? by WarriorQwil reviews
Mercutio has been in love with his best friend for a long time. It can only end badly, but, well, Mercutio has never believed in fate. Mercutio's take on the events of the play.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Mercutio, Romeo - Complete
Suitcases and Lists by MeganBethWrites reviews
"Get her on record, old girl," the Doctor said, patting the console. "She's a keeper."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Breakfast by neverbirds reviews
"Inspect your first love, look at me in the eye, and tell me it wasn't some awkward social experiment, a fumble in the dark with an unsatisfying conclusion. Save your 'butterflies in my stomach' bullshit for somebody else." YBxM.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
If I Only Had Six Words by fantasyaddict95 reviews
What would a character say in just six words? I've seen several "six-word" stories done, so I've decicided to try the genre, if you'd call it that, for myself. I'll be trying to get in as many characters as possible. Read and enjoy and review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
How It Ends by Miss Alise reviews
It has been a long six years since the day Ciel Phantomhive made a deal with the devil. During those years, Ciel was forced to learn that sometimes what you want isn't what you get, and doing what is right is very rarely painless. CielxSeb pre-slash.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Too Early for Nostalgia by artemis-nz reviews
Tamaki makes a speech and Kyouya tries to do his homework. Kyouya/Tamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - [Kyōya O., Tamaki S.] - Complete
Whom I Cherish by The Quiet Place reviews
Postfic. Sat in the wreckage of her life, Mirielle waits: it's either a new beginning or the end for the both of them, and the odds are 50/50, just as long as Kirika keeps breathing. [Let's call it a two-shot. Give me some ideas, maybe it could be more. It's been 6 years.]
Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Kirika Y., Mireille B. - Complete
Roommate by fadedlines reviews
Matt is lonely and bored, but reasonably content in his own little rut of gaming and sleeping. However, his peaceful, if unrewarding existence is complicated when he gets a new room-mate. Will eventually be slash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,450 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Work Of Angels by Dakota Riley reviews
A best friend's death, a sleepover, and an angel who is pretty proud of himself. RoyAi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Signs of Another War by PastaWar19 reviews
All the nations have been getting signs of war. As WW3 erupts, nobody can avoid the coming darkness. Told by Death. USUK, Franada, Giripan, Gerita, ChinaRuss, AustroHungary, SwitzLiech, LietPol, SwedFin, SpainRomano, SeaLat. *Discontinued*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Test of Courage by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Let it never be said that Lelouch Lamperouge was afraid of ghosts, vampires, and things that go bump in the night. That was why he was here, in this dark cave, proving just—Holy Heaven, what was that?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
I'd Just Punch Them by aloxi reviews
Set two years post-Specials. Tally and David make a long overdue visit to Sol and Ellie's. “I’m not even tired.” “Tally Youngblood doesn’t get tired.” “Nope.”
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tally Y., David - Complete
The Users Guides To Supernatural Characters by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase! Dean, Sam, John and Castiel now up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
While We Wait by Come Lady Death reviews
After the Andromeda is left without main power for a while, the crew decide to pass the time by telling secrets... Rated T for slight mention of adult themes, just to be safe.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Dying Never Gets Any Easier by ProfMorbius reviews
Rika's thoughts as she kills herself in Meakashi-hen.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Evangelos by Bialy reviews
Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mello
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Grievous MissUnderstanding by abovethenightsky reviews
AU. In which Kira is a corrupt politician, and Mello is trying to bring him down anyway he can, even if it means agreeing to the craziest scheme he and Matt have ever tried to pull off. M/M, Light/some people, crossdressing, general randomness. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Drinking Game by agrajagthetesty reviews
A drinking game to play whilst watching FMA. Mild mockage for the sake of a laugh. Celebrating twenty fanfics!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/3/2007
Certain Dark Things by plazmah reviews
XFiles & Bones crossover. In the aftermath of a cataclysmic event, everything changes in Washington. Mulder x Scully, Brennan x Booth, Scully x Brennan. Watch out for AU, postapocalypse, character death and femslash.
Crossover - X-Files & Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/18/2007 - D. Scully, T. Brennan - Complete
Comfort by xxanglophilexx reviews
It surprised me that I had come up here to comfort a broken Cathy, and she had ended up comforting me. I suppose it was another sign that she was growing up. The attic had matured us all. FITA oneshot. Chris's POV. Hints of ChrisCathy.
Dollanganger Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
The Western Way by TheNameIsJo reviews
A lonely saloon girl wants a cowboy to give her a more exciting life. However the excitment and love she wants can't be given to her by any man. JoXMeg FINAL CHAPTER is now up!
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Requiem of a Leutenant reviews
I can feel myself fading, Roy." Set during the war. Riza's POV. WARNING: death and 1 swear word. RoyAi if you squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete