Hi! I don't know how to start one of these things, so-

Alias: Ami Du

Muse's Alias: Our Lady of Occasional Inspiration and Crack (but Mostly Crack)

Age: 17

Species: Time Lord

Orientation: I'm currently facing west.

Average Time spent on the Computor: Every chance I get.

Favorite Anime: Code Geass, Studio Ghibli films, Chrno Crusade, Loveless, Gundam 00, Black Lagoon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Kiddy Grade, Avatar-the Last Airbender, Sailor Moon, D. Gray-Man, Soul Eater, Ergo Proxy, Noir, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Zero No Tsukaima, Solty Rei, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Wolf's Rain, Elfen Lied, APHetalia, Black Cat, Darker Than Black, Serial Experiments: Lain, Lucky Star, Gravitation, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Mai-HiME.

Favorite Books: Unwind, The Bloody Jack Adventures, Beastly, Les Misrables, the Sevens series, Project 17, the Mortal Instruments series, 1984, the Bachman Books, Going Bovine, Edgar Allen Poe's stories, Hacking Harvard, anything by Scott Westerfeld, and pretty much anything I can get my hands on that isn't a part of this f*king 'forbidden supernatural romance' trend.

Other Favorite Shows: Supernatural, X-Files, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Psych, Seinfeld, Andromeda, FarScape, Twilight Zone, and 3 Stooges.

Favorite Pairings:

Us/Uk, Poliet, Germany/N. Italy, SuFin,

Mirielle/Kirika,

Kirk/Spock, Sulu/Uhura

Shinichirou/Nanami, Yoru/Ran, Sora/Sunao

Soul/Maka,

Yuki/Shuichi,

Magnus/Alec, Jace/Clary, Simon/Maia, Luke/Jocelyn

Cal/Lace,

Kouta/Yuka,

Mommy/Daddy (Tama/Kyouya), Ouran Twincest,

Soubi/Ritsuka, Natsuo/Youji,

Puppyshipping, Thiefshipping, Puzzleshipping,

IchiRuki, Hitsugaia/Momo, Urahara/Yoruichi, Gin/Rankiku,

ShizNat, Mai/Tate, Haruka/Ukino

Kaji/Misato, Kaworu/Shinji, Rei/Asuka,

Chrno/Rosette,

Romeo/Juliet,

Suzalulu,

The Doctor/Rose (/Jack)

EdWin, RoyAi, LinFan, AlMei,

Matt/Mello, L/Light,

Kataang, Sokka/Suki,

Michuru/Haruka, Darien/Serena,

Sebastian/Ciel/Alois,

Jacky/Jaimy,

Destiel,

The Doctor/Amy/Rory, The Doctor/Rose/Jack,

Janto, Tosh/Owen,

Hige/Blue, Kiba/Cheza, Hud/Cher

Train/Saya,

Cameron/Dulcie,

Alek/Daryn

NOTE* I have made it a point to figure out a situation for every pairing that I read that would make it work. Hell, I've shipped crack just to see what it's like. That ability, however, does not mean that I actually ship the pairing. I just sympathize.

I'd like to thank my friends (whos' fanfictions are awful, but don't tell them I said that!) and all of the 2 reviewers I've got so far! You're my Biffles!

I prolly won't be writing anything new for a VERY long time. Sorry, but I'm working on a novel (a vampire yuri that bitchslaps Twilight while praising Peeps) and I haven't had inspiration for anything else! OLoOI&C(bMC) has been very stingy.

And now for some copy-pastes:

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (hmmm).

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