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Used to be Twilight fic reader. Now 100% supernatural. mostly use AO3. Same pen name on there, if you want to see what I'm currently reading. Deleted all my Twilight stories, because honestly, they sucked. Doubt I'll ever return to them. Yeah. Find me on tumblr (jimmysnowvakk)!

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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 338,750 - Reviews: 8699 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 7,680 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Prisoner of Love by snowin' you reviews
Destiel Prison AU. Castiel is a new convict and a new cellmate to a dormant Dean Winchester, who turns savage in the dead of night. Amidst a mess of twisted fate, misunderstandings and wrong decisions, they find themselves confined to prisons within prisons of their own weaknesses. Warnings: M/M non-con situations, coarse languages, violence.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,549 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel]
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ramble On by geekery-pokery reviews
AU: Sam and Dean are two familiars who become Bonded to Castiel and Gabriel, a pair of powerful witches who live together. Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Don't Ever Play with Guns by Ho-sama reviews
1940s prison AU. A WWII veteran known as Dean Winchester is locked away for a horrific crime. Extreme physical and emotional suffering beset him in prison and only his fellow inmates, Gabriel and Castiel, can comfort him. The mysterious Castiel, in particular, becomes important to Dean. Dean/Castiel. [WIP]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,425 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Charlie B.
Unstoppable by IAmAPurpleLewie reviews
When Dean sees a nervous dark haired, blue-eyed boy in front of him in the line for the roller coaster what will he do? One encounter that leads to the Destiel love story. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
Kind Of A Forever Deal by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Getting the girl of your dreams is expensive. Along with a few friends, Dean gets packed off to volunteer at a summer camp for some extra cash but isn't prepared for what he finds there. Destiel teenage AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,043 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Cooking with Gas by WinJennster reviews
Chef Castiel Novak is on top of the world, with a top rated cooking show and restaurant. He's rich, famous, and gorgeous, but there's still something missing. Then his producer decides to throw a contest, and the lucky winner will have Castiel come to their home to cook a meal for them and their loved one. The only thing is, Castiel never expected to fall for the winner. Destiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,001 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
Burn so brightly by Judin reviews
"What's my name, Castiel?" Dean asked, leaning forward on the chair. "You know it, come on." "Dean," Castiel said, but in two voices at once, one human and child-like, the other vibrating on a discordant frequency. Destiel, ageregressionfic, wingfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,887 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S.
Our Pretty Little Snow Angels by MirkatManor reviews
High School AU: Dean didn't need to graduate college, but he did need to graduate high school. Even still, he needed some way to get through this year in one piece, preferably with his sanity intact. Who knows? Maybe the weird kid with the blue eyes can help. Picture credit goes to the wonderfully talented Kimberbee.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,489 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Demon's Grace by Anastasia Snape reviews
Angels & Demons had been enemies for millennia and for good reason. A child born of both Heaven & Hell could be catastrophic. This child could destroy Earth, Heaven, & Hell. This child should be destroyed. But God has plans. God always has plans. This fic will not have an actual main character as it will affect quite a few. Warnings: Slash! Destiel, Sabriel, Crowley/OC, Lucifer/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Gabriel
In the Hands of a Child by Anastasia Snape reviews
8x08 spoilers. After leaving Cas with Mr. Jones, the brothers didn't expect to see him within the next week. They especially didn't expect him to show up in their motel room with a 3 yr old little girl. But it seems like everyone from Heaven & Hell wants to get their hands on her so it's up to them to keep her safe. Soon they find themselves growing attached. Slash Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,729 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Alone Together by holmesless-assbutt-timelord reviews
(Mental hospital AU) Cas hasn't spoken in nearly 20 years, and he's on the verge of getting thrown out of yet another mental hospital. He is disrespectful, uncooperative, and antisocial, making it very hard for anyone to befriend him. But when Dean is admitted to the hospital, Castiel's whole world turns on it's head. SELF HARM TRIGGER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 23 & ALTERNATE ENDING!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,800 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Captivated by deathtoonormalcy reviews
Dean Winchester is a serial killer, with a strange moral code. Castiel is a boring college student with multitudes of crippling anxieties and disorders. When Castiel becomes Dean's hostage will they discover they aren't so different after all? Destiel. Trigger Warning: Graphic Violence, Cutting, Depression, Suicidal Tendencies, Molestation.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,005 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
PegBook LantisNet by Jen-NCIS-Lover reviews
COMPLETE! What if Atlantis had something like facebook? Friendship, Fun, and Humor! McKeller, Romelia, and even a little Sheyla too! A look into our favorite character's pages and news feeds!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Chasing Your Shadow by Maknatuna reviews
The prophecy says that when Castiel turns twenty-three winters old, a stranger will come into his life and bring a lot of suffering. But do prophecies always come true? Demon Dean/human Castiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Angel Baby by Violet Hyena reviews
The Winchesters find out that angels do not reproduce the same way as humans. Castiel explains that his vessel is not pregnant, his grace is simply splitting to make a new angel. But, even the best laid plans sometimes go awry, especially when Heaven is involved. (Destiel. Sabriel. Asexual reproduction. Mpreg. Better summary and tags inside.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 138,747 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen Brothers by acemckean reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 215,333 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Exonerated by thecouchcarrot reviews
AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 31: The hallway past the courtroom is cavernous white marble and echoes like a cathedral.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,732 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Mouths of Children by Laura of Maychoria reviews
We still have work for you to do, Dean Winchester," Castiel said solemnly, doing his utmost not to sigh. "This is bull," Dean declared in his shockingly high, clear voice. "I want ice cream." Sort of a sequel to "Entertaining Angels."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,018 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
Lost Voices by mrs.adriicullen436 reviews
Sequel to Unexpected Love READ THAT FIRST! The mermaids and vampires are at war because of Edward&Bella's forbidden relationship. How far will they go to save Bella's mermaid sister Cynthia? How long until Edward&Bella are allowed to be together?R&R nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,454 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella
Forgive Me by deathtoonormalcy reviews
Castiel is in love with his older sister's boyfriend, Dean. When Cas forms a unlikely friendship with Sam, things start to look up for him. All odds seem against the highschooler in love with the college student until Dean comes into his room and has his way with him. But it isn't the end to their troubles. College/Highschool AU! Psuedo Non-Con. Destiel! Angsty.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,305 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
Home In Motion by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Castiel swore he was done with decisions that permanently changed Dean Winchester's life. A year after his most disastrous, his newest choice may present the largest challenge of Dean's life: Fatherhood. Combined with normal and not so normal hunts, angels and demons being secretive, and the glimmer of romance, parenting won't be easy. No mpreg. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 241,583 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Brain Bleach by FictionalNutter reviews
The Supernatural novels come back to haunt Sam and Dean, but this time the boys find themselves strangely thankful to Chuck for writing about them in the first place. Pairings: Destiel, Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,078 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caged Lies by Iryann reviews
While the team is being chased by hellhounds, Meg sees an opening to get some payback for what a certain angel did to her once. Sam finds an unexpected appeal in Cas and Dean's not sure he likes it. Then there's Crowley, finding amusement in the drama.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,707 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
It's Not Kissing, It's Lips Touching! by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
Dean keeps telling them, he and Cas are NOT kissing! They're just... Lips touching. And no, it's not the same thing, thank you very much.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hot Water by Chiyume reviews
Castiel hated public showers. In which Castiel is forced to use the company shower after hours and ends up doing unspeakable things he never thought himself capable of... AU-fic containing mystery attractions and a lot of hot water.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,676 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Odd Couple by Maybaby34 reviews
When Castiel's girlfriend kicks him out, his best friend, Dean offers him a place to stay. Will these two opposites drive each other crazy or will they finally see what everybody around them had known for a long time? That opposites really do attract. Destiel and Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,414 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Still The Same But A Little More by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
They moved in together six months before their first kiss. Destiel AU, lots of fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Morning Has Broken by cuddyclothes reviews
A bystander thinks that Castiel is insane and that Dean is his keeper. Events might prove him right.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Voodoo You by Vampire Punter reviews
Dean and Sam split up to search an old plantation house where the ghost of a voodoo priestess has been attacking renovators. In the cellar, Dean walks into some kinda hoodoo crap and suddenly a certain blue-eyed angel is all he can think about as his body takes a ... rather traitorous turn on him. Basically PWP... well, minimal plot. It's rated M for reasons. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Cas by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
After Cas becomes human, he keeps having horrible nightmares whenever he goes to sleep, and he ends up sharing a bed with Dean. What happens when Dean wake up and thinks he's still in a dream?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stargazers Club by adri-cakes reviews
Destiel High School AU: Dean, who hangs with the popular crowd at Lawrence Hills HS, is growing tired of those he calls his friends. What will happen when he runs into Castiel Novak, a strange kid who seems wrapped in rumors and whispers? When Dean meets him at last, he can't help but find himself evermore interested in this mystery kid... Put simply, lots of fluff shall ensue.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Greatest Pie in Existence by DLHKM reviews
Castiel knows what he wants: Dean Winchester. Now if only Dean would "make a move". Destiel, SamxMeddling. T for language and mentions of sex.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sparrow by caremkefo reviews
Destiel High School AU: Dean wants to get his attraction to guys out of his system, but when Castiel recognises him behind his mask at the local gay bar on Hallowe'en he freaks out. The two soon agree to an open, no-strings arrangement, but when Castiel starts to fall for Dean it becomes harder to hide from his painful past.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Balthazar - Complete
Just Stop With The Eye Sex! by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
The current problem, Dean and Castiel, was getting ridiculous and to be honest, quite frustrating. You try living with your brother and your ex-angel-now-human friend and their constant eye sex and lovesick glances at each other!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Castiel in the Bunker by Ho-sama reviews
After giving up on the trials, Sam and Dean find Castiel lost, empty, and human. They take him back to the bunker to their broken hunter family. Kevin is livid. Sam is sick. Dean is worried. Yet, all three men find time to teach Castiel something new about being human. They bond through their lessons with Cas. Dean/Castiel. [COMPLETED]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Kevin T. - Complete
Baby Blues with a Chocolate Chip Muffin by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean's crushing on the guy who always orders a cappuccino and a chocolate chip muffin. (oneshot, coffee shop!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Free to Be You and Me by mishaoverlord reviews
Coffee Shop!AU and University!AU rolled into one. Castiel Novak is the introverted English Literature major at the University of Kansas. Dean Winchester is the elusive cool guy who happens to work in Castiel's favourite coffee shop. This is how they meet, and this is how Anna and Crowley play cupid. Dean/Cas, Anna/Crowley. WARNINGS: Angst, violence. TW: Homophobic bullying.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,806 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna, Crowley - Complete
Little Human Things by Illuminating Rainbow Light reviews
Meet Cas, a recently expelled-from-heaven fallen angel who is new to the human life. Meet Dean, a human romantic interest with green Rapunzel eyes. Now meet Sam, the third wheel and Dean's younger brother who is sick of the constant sexual tension. So one morning when Cas receives hiccups for the first time, one can only imagine his panic. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Vena Amoris by pyrebi reviews
In which angelic marriage bonds are apparently stupidly easy to trigger, Cas wages multidimensional war in Heaven, Dean can't catch a break like ever, Sam rather enjoys being a dick, love saves the day, and nobody consummates anything.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Profound Bond by im-an-idjit reviews
When the FBI teams up with Angels in the Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, Dean finds himself developing more than unsuitable thoughts about his new celestial partner.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Siesta by Illuminating Rainbow Light reviews
Castiel, exhausted and newly fallen from heaven, is still unable to comprehend how to fall asleep. Irritated and awake, Dean tries to help him out. Or will he make it only worse? Human!Cas. Destiel oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Freefall by lastknownwriter reviews
Dean/Castiel AU. The most exciting kindergarten teacher Dean Winchester's life ever gets is when he plays mechanic in his uncle Bobby's shop on the weekends. That is until a birthday party goes tequila-nova and he trips into a one-night stand with an incredibly hot firefighter named Castiel. Dean's life gets a lot more exciting after that.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Does That Mean You Hate Me? by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
If anyone asks, Dean's scream was totally manly. It wasn't even a scream, really. More of a cry of surprise, because honestly, wouldn't you be surprised to see a fully clothes angel of the lord (who also happens to be your best friend) in the shower with you?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lightning In A Bottle by watergirl50610 reviews
Summer meant one thing to Dean: girls; that is, until one boy, Cas, shows up and completely flips things around... (Teen AU, human!Cas) (Fic inspired by the song 'Lightning In A Bottle' by the Summer Set)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's Like Freakin' Freaky Friday by geekery-pokery reviews
After witnessing Dean and Castiel bickering about the last hunt, Gabriel decides to teach the pair a lesson about gratitude and appreciation. As expected, chaos ensues. Set in season 4. Eventual Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Blackberry Stains by onespeciesshort reviews
Dean is in high school. There's a science fair and cooking and a best friend he's insanely in love with. It's kind of a mess. (Dean/Castiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Enough Fearlessness by MirkatManor reviews
High School AU, One Shot: Dean and Cas are just two scared teenagers, but together, they've got all the fearlessness they need. Picture credit goes to the super-duper lovely mujael.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Profound Bond by Illuminating Rainbow Light reviews
"Sam? What is being in love like?" Castiel had asked, causing Sam to ponder upon this sudden inquiry. After a few moments of fumbling for an answer Sam responded with, "It's like loving someone, except it's more profound-". Destiel fluff and drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wide Open Spaces by bellacatbee reviews
Dean is supposed to drive Sam across country to his new job but Dean manages to run them off the road onto farmland and straight into the side of a barn. Dean is arrested for dangerous driving and sentenced to community service. At first, Dean just wants to finish and get the hell out of town, but to his surprise he finds himself drawn to one Castiel Novak. (D/C, S/G)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Locked by lucifershipsdestiel reviews
Dean and Cas have been acting like a couple of lovesick teenagers for a few months now without doing anything about it, and Sam gets fed up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fixing His Tie is Not a Euphemism by Nasobem reviews
Every morning, Dean and Cas take the same elevator at work. And every morning, Dean has to suffer Cas' inability to tie his tie properly. It is a bonding eyperience.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Long Road Home by ChelseaxQ reviews
Castiel Novak, a small town priest of Lawrence. Kansas, is content with his life, until a stranger appears in confession one night and changes everything. Dean Winchester, a man with a dangerous past will make Castiel question his morals and break his vows. Will their love be enough to save them when the past comes to call, or will they fall victim to the cruelty of fate.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,714 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Popcorn and a Movie by donnawinchester reviews
Sam just wants to watch a movie - which is kind of hard to do with your brother flirting with an angel right next to you. Short little Destiel one-shot, lots of fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gone to the Dogs by bellacatbee reviews
Gabriel has had enough of Heaven. He Falls. Only, something goes wrong during his Fall. Instead of ending up as a human, Gabriel finds himself trapped in the body of a dog. To make matters worse he's hit by a car and taken to the local pound. He manages to get himself adopted by Sam and Dean Winchester and nearly get Sam taken into care. (D/C pairing, teen!winchesters)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Awesome Thing About Love by im-an-idjit reviews
Forbidden romances, dickish brothers, a very cliché plot and all-round college shenanigans. What else could you possibly ask for? (destiel college!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Tickets by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Castiel wants to make up to her brothers for being so mean lately so she takes them to an amusement park. When she realizes her tickets are missing, will the handsome park worker, Dean, help her? At what cost?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Falling from Grace by Castianity reviews
They're as different as two people can be; Dean Winchester, a smoking, drinking, unabashed teenage rebel and Castiel Novak, a good, closeted, church going gay boy. For whatever reason, Dean invites Cas drinking, and Cas says yes. From that moment on, Castiel becomes more and more like Dean and less and less like the good child his father wants him to be.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Lisa B., Gabriel - Complete
The Mishapocalypse by Lauriarty reviews
Once there was a Misha. Then, there was another Misha. All at once, everything was a Misha. Misha.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
Tea by thejigsawtimess reviews
Castiel enjoys making tea. Especially for some people. (Destiel Ficlet)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Remember by thejigsawtimess reviews
For someone who apparently ranked so high in Gabriel's book of 'people to continue pestering', Sam seems awfully closed-mouthed about the Archangel. Dean decides it's time to find out why. Sam/Gabriel: post-Gabriel's death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Parallax by element78 reviews
Slash, AU- Cas is the photographer at Sam's wedding, and Dean is the overbearing older brother. Naturally, it's hate at first sight.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
It's The Great Destiel Shipper, Sam Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Super Target by WinJennster reviews
Dean loves his new domestic hobbies. Cooking, grocery shopping, picking out Hello Kitty blankets? Fluffy Destiel, Domestic!Dean fic.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Baby, What You're Looking At Is What You Get by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Porny ansty verse. Dean is a self confessed dick addict, who gets off on getting 'fixes' with multiple guys. Cas, is the cop that arrests him for public indecency. Smut, angst etc.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Bubblegum and Cigarettes by cherishiskisa reviews
Destiel AU. Lawrence, Kansas, 1959. The Miltons are new in town, but the Winchesters have been around forever. Castiel, the Miltons' youngest son, hates his new home— until he meets a green-eyed greaser who changes everything he knows about society, life, and love. [art by kat-chup]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Everything Goes My Way by kkingofthebeach reviews
Castiel is school royalty: football star, intelligent, well-liked; and Dean Winchester is the typical misfit new kid. Call it star cross'd lovers, or whatever, but Cas gets up to a whole lot of mischief behind closed doors - and what his siblings don't know, won't hurt them.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dragon's Blood by Muffy the Dough Slayer reviews
AU. Dragon story. Suggested by my friend, dreamcatcher shadow. Dean is a supernatural creature, a half-breed dragon on the brink of another war between humans and dragons...and he may be the only one who can stop it. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Sowing the Seeds by bellacatbee reviews
Dean Winchester is getting married. He should be happy, but things are a little more complicated than that. For one thing he woke up in bed with his best friend Castiel the morning after he proposed, and for another, they didn't use protection. Dean should be happy that he's getting married but he's more excited about the life he can't with Castiel and the baby he's carrying. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bonded by Luciel89 reviews
Demon/Angel College!AU: Dean is a demon who dislikes angels and Castiel is his new angel roommate at college. Dean finds himself fascinated with Castiel's wings, much to his own annoyance, which only leads him into trouble. When they become accidentally mated to each other, things get complicated and feelings get hurt, but can it be the start of something good?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,731 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Underneath it All by ImagineYourself64 reviews
One-shot. Destiel (You will die from fluffiness). On a witch hunt gone wrong, Dean is cursed. He's transformed into something... unexpected and possibly adorable, and the guys have to find some way to reverse the spell or else the change could be permanent! T for some language..
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
New York Boys by drjamband reviews
Cas and Dean, two professional hockey players, are in a secret relationship. They face off in a close game in New York and spend some time together afterwards.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bodyswap by MelAnderson reviews
Dean notices as soon as he woke up that something was different, and a look in the mirror confirmed it: He was Sam and Sam was him! Sam gets more freaked out than Dean, who decides to get something to eat before thinking about why this was happening to them. And in that time Castiel decides to show up and talk with "Dean" about their new relationship, which Sam didn't know of...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mead of the Gods by Violet Hyena reviews
BYOB, thus Gabriel brings his own booze to the Winchester motel room to get Castiel drunk. This is also how Dean finds out his brother is sleeping with an archangel. (Warning: cheap excuse for Sabriel porn.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Then and Now by kkingofthebeach reviews
They're in high school and then they're not.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Without You It's a Waste of Time by ladder-to-the-stars reviews
Ever since he was five years old, Dean Winchester would tell anyone who would listen that he was planning on marrying Castiel Novak.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Five Ways To Court A Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel is sick of Sam ignoring him, and he suspects Castiel is having similar problems with Dean. Together, they're sure they can concoct a plan brilliant enough that both of them will get their man.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Personal Heaven by kkingofthebeach reviews
Dean and Cas get roped into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven - and what do you expect from two horny teenagers in a confined space?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by Furrina reviews
Major Dean Winchester, Iraq war hero and torture vet, has been coping with his new life in a wheelchair for the past two years, battling with severe PTSD and Depression for the sake of his loved ones. Until he meets Castiel... a man once known as Lieutenant James Novak... the man who saved his life. Now COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tell Me You're Scared by kkingofthebeach reviews
There's nothing Cas hates more than Dean being too reckless, and Dean just loves to see him get angry about it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Singed by deathtoonormalcy reviews
Castiel dies protecting Dean and leaves his mark on the elder Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Double Jeopardy by cuddyclothes reviews
Written for spn bigpretzel's Alternative Universe theme. Dean Smith, Sam Wesson and Emmanuel go on America's favorite game show. Alex Trebek is not amused.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Diary for Gabriel by aLoggedInReader reviews
Sequel to "It's not the size that counts". This will be a series of cute and fluffy domestic scenes as Gabriel grows up in his strange little family. Rated T to be on the safe side with the swearing. Destiel of the blink and you'll miss it variety in later chapters
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 136,099 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Sam and Gabriel Discuss Sam's Hidden Pervert by Violet Hyena reviews
Gabriel kills 3 birds with one stone: It gets Castiel used to touch, pisses off dean, and turns Sam on. (This is a silly thing. Sabriel, Destiel. Talking about Wincest and Gabriel/Castiel. Slight molestation. Jealous Dean. Partly head cannon.)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Gay & Married by Wongvhan reviews
A conversation between Dean and Castiel that Sam doesn't ever want to hear
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The French Correction by CNLC0rpses reviews
When Balthazar zaps Dean and Sam into the parallel universe where their life is a TV-show, Dean finds himself to be in a very serious, very GAY relationship, with a tweet-happy actor, looking exactly like Cas. That may cause some trouble on the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
An Example in Bedchel Test Failure by crescenteluce reviews
Gabriel and Dean are not bonding. They are also not middle school girls with embarrassing crushes on each other's brothers and most of all, they could easily pass the Bedchel test, if they really wanted to.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Never Saw You Coming by thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel has just been thoroughly wrung out by the Winchesters and wants some revenge. Placing Dean and Castiel in a few awkward scenarios seems like a good place to start; after all you can cut the sexual tension between those two with a blunt spork. But that other Winchester doesn't seem to like that plan... say, when did he get so sexy anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
No Time For Angst by angelwingz21 reviews
The coming together of one Dean Winchester and one Castiel Novak. "Because, on the USS Destiel, there's no time for angst." Human AU. Slash. OBVIOUSLY Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Streetcar Named Baby by crescenteluce reviews
In which Dean's car is a girl, Gabriel is speechless for the first time in, well, ever and Bobby just wished that he wasn't surrounded by goddamn idjits every single moment. Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Give Me Something to Believe by cherishiskisa reviews
AU. Dean Winchester is a rockstar, the darling of the music industry. He's going on a nation-wide tour, and Texas reporter Cas Novak has been assigned to accompany him. It's a difficult situation for the both of them, but- after many, many drinks- things start to look up. T for language and themes. HurtComfort and Angst and Romance and Friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,572 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Of Feathers and Holding Hands by DeadstarBliss reviews
Five minutes ago, there had been two fully grown men. Now, there were two small children nearly drowning in a puddle of clothing on the floor. Dean/Castiel. There's some Sam/Gabriel if you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Angel on The Radio by Seazu reviews
AU!College: Dean's just started University, and he's finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes from listening to the mysterious show 'Angel's Demons' on KJHK radio. The MC, a man known as Angel, becomes Dean's only friend and source of refuge without even knowing he exists. When Dean finally bites and calls in, their relationship begins to grow.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,298 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Boyfriend, Cas by Ho-sama reviews
Dean's loving relationship with Castiel, explained from Dean's point of view. Dean/Castiel. [One shot]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Resist Much, Obey Little by darkphoenix2345 reviews
Teen/HS AU-Dean and Castiel are high school seniors who meet and discover they have many things in common. They become close friends, who are each hiding their own secrets.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,543 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dirty Blonde by Ho-sama reviews
Dean wakes up on the female side of the bed. The boys try to discover how "he" became a "she," while Dean struggles with his new-found femininity. Romantic dramedy ensues. Dean/Castiel. [COMPLETED]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,813 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stupid Cupid (You're A Real Mean Guy) by thejigsawtimess reviews
Dean and Sam encounter a fallen Cupid. He senses a 'profound' love within Dean, and decides to loosen him up a bit. I wonder what would happen if a certain nerd angel were to drop in at this point...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
An Angel and his Demon by Elly Liselle reviews
In response to this on tumblr: AU idea: Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sealed by Totallytwistedwords reviews
The time has come for Castiel Novak's high school reunion, but it doesn't go as anyone thinks it will. After all, Cas-former nerd extraordinaire- is married to the hottest guy in the town- and isn't too bad looking himself. T for language, one-shot AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Tattoo Blues by WinJennster reviews
Fun little piece about the aftermath of our boys getting their shiny new anti-possesion tattoos. also posted at deandamage under same pename
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Paradise City by deathtoonormalcy reviews
Dean and Cas explore their secret relationship, all without telling Sam. Destiel. Smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's not the size that counts by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel has never been that easy to deal with. That he is even smaller and wearing diapers now doesn't make that better, either. It also doesn't help that Sam only just came back from the cage and Raphael is hell-bent on restarting the Apocalypse. Takes place after the season 5 finale, rated T for language mainly
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,381 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6187 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 5,331 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Helping Hand by Daianta reviews
Cas is in love with Dean while the hunter is unaware. So Gabriel steps in to help Dean realise his feelings for the angel. In a typical Gabriel way. Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,264 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Uninvited by luabunny reviews
Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,247 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Teenage Dream: Adventures of a Pizza Delivery Boy by the diggler reviews
The first time Dean delivers pizza to 401 Lazarus St is when Castiel Milton instantly becomes the man of Dean's teenage dreams. (AU Dean/Castiel. DO NOT READ IN MOBILE READER VIEW)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Balthazar - Complete
My Only Sunshine by destielshipper reviews
AU: Dean Winchester knows many things but when a tragic incident leaves him a single parent to his only son he is helpless until a kind stranger with an odd name intervenes and his life takes an unexpected turn. It's an act of kindness that takes them down an surprising path leading towards something they had always secretly craved.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,454 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Melt in Your Heart by snowin' you reviews
Dean bought Castiel all sorts of M&M's chocolate with some mischievous intentions that didn't turn out as expected. Mindless fluff. One-shot. Slash. Established Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Whatever Comes Next by HappyMess reviews
A year ago, Isabella Swan was new at school and instantly gained acceptance. Unfortunately, a certain bronze haired new kid isn't so lucky. Hidden friendships slowly build and blossom into more. Will it be social suicide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,866 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Roommate's a Quirky Sex God by thexwalrus reviews
... or How the Car Wreck that Destroyed Baby was the Best Thing that Happened. Ever. AU where Dean wakes up from a coma and befriends his roommate at the hospital, a quirky guy named Cas. Dean/Castiel. Pointless fluff inspired by a tumblr post.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Text by castiel52 reviews
AU. DESTIEL SLASH. Dean and Cas have been together for six months and just had their first actual fight. This is just a short drabble-ish inspired by a photo that I saw the day before.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
An Eternal Punishment by Eediva reviews
Lucifer loses the final battle, and Michael decides his punishment; life as a human child. But is it a punishment for the devil or the hunters who are given the four year old devil to look after. Castiel/Dean, Sam/Gabriel, child abuse.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Dean W., Lucifer
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7789 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Kingdom of Rust by Raggdolly reviews
Edward and Alice rely on each other to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world, but when another woman appears to be a damsel in distress it will lead them down an unexpected road. "There is no greater monster on Earth than mankind". AH/OOC/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward - Complete
Personal Jesus by DeansMuse reviews
Slightly song inspired. Mainly PWP. Destiel AU S70E02, so that all my fav characters don't die. M/M, mpreg. VERY MATURE, GRAPHIC Destiel. Slight brief dub-con Sabriel. Don't like. Don't read. Chapter 47 - Gabriel agreed wholeheartedly. "If I see Lucifer make out with Sooki one more time, I will barf over both of them."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,843 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Turkey Baster by counselor reviews
Bella is determined to get pregnant. What's the difference if she uses a high tech appliance or a crude flesh appendage, it's all just delivery systems, right? And here he comes now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,920 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dean Winchester's Type by deanial reviews
"Let me make abundantly obvious to you all." Dean announced, slamming the beer harshly onto a coaster. "I do not have fetishes. I do not have a 'type' of male and I certainly do not want to bang an Angel of the Lord." FLUFF/HUMOUR ONESHOT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What kind of name is Castiel? by deanial reviews
High school AU. 'Every girl in the room was on full alert, only turning away from the trench coat wearing boy to give each other that look: the look that all girls know means 'if you ever get to see him naked, you have to show me a picture.' Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,944 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
P is for Pillow by angelwingz21 reviews
Cas likes using Dean's chest as a pillow. Dean enjoys Cas's ass. Rated M for shameless fluffy enjoyment of the gluteus maximus.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
When The Lights Call by pixie4eva reviews
Twelve celebrities. Twelve fans. Twelve houses. Twelve weeks. One million dollars. That line grabs Bella Swan's attention from the first moment she reads it. The tag line to the most anticipated show of the year, I Want to Marry a Celebrity! Full summary inside. (Discontinued, more information inside.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,290 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Edward, Bella]
L is for Law by angelwingz21 reviews
The Law finally catches up with the Winchester brothers.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Beginning by pop-pop-bananas reviews
When Castiel goes to raise Dean from hell, he finds himself trapped there indefinitely with him. If you had forty years to wait, what would you do with it? And what would you do when the time came to go? Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out From the Rain by bellacatbee reviews
It was raining the night that Dean found the angel. Dean/Castiel AU. Angels are pets.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
And Everything Twice by StarKai88 reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS. Bella is a young, quirky, single mother to twins who occasionally has a propensity to act like a child herself. As a 3rd grade teacher, Edward works well with children. "Do you normally make a habit of hanging upside-down on the monkey bars, Miss Swan?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Like Whiskey by HigherMagic reviews
Demon!Dean/Leviathan!Castiel. Together they feed and fight their way through the USA. Until Dean finds himself trapped in a house full of hunters with no way out. Needles to say, Cas will not be happy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by HigherMagic reviews
Spoilers for 7x01. Castiel is Heaven-bent on creating the new, better order, but for every King there must be a Queen. 'You're not a pawn, Dean. You're a Queen. You're my Queen.'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,406 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25048 - Favs: 12,126 - Follows: 8,225 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As We Forgive Those by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
PrinceHotGinge's Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever by halojones reviews
Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving The World Before Bedtime by the diggler reviews
Playground AU in which everyone is 8 years old and everything becomes fodder for childsplay, girls are mostly evil - at first... and Dean has to teach Cas how to play Cowboys because all his ideas suck. (references seasons 3 to 7. DO NOT READ IN MOBILE READER VIEW as section breaks will be lost)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All Over You by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Dean and Cas discover something new in the bedroom and Castiel can't get enough.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Dog's Life by sweet-and-simple reviews
AU Dean and Sam live cozy lives with their Masters. They get to chase the occasional cat, go for runs, get some lovin' time with their Alphas... Right up until some bastard makes them human. Castiel/Dean Gabriel/Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
SnapShots by SHolmes4 reviews
AU continued from So far Gone and those before... Random snaps of Dean and Cas's life together as they get older
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
That Awkward Moment When by HigherMagic reviews
PWP. All in all, with a full tank of gas and his radio turned up loud, Dean was in a pretty damn good mood. All that vanished into shock and concern when the sky lit up like daylight. Dean/Castiel, wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
For One Night, And One Night Only by HigherMagic reviews
AU, PWP - Dean doesn't even know why he does it – he honestly doesn't. All he knows is that he's more than a little lonely and more than a lot drunk, and he just needs a certain something tonight. Something that a woman can't give him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Time Bomb by Daianta reviews
Sam is growing annoyed with Dean and Castiel's inability to talk to each other. He wanted them to get along, but he wasn't sure if this was the right answer... Rated T to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ridin' Dirty by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
More than an Arrangement by SHolmes4 reviews
High School Destiel AU: It's the last year of high school and Dean is the star base ball player who is dating a cheerleader, when he's given the task to procure some things for Lisa's party he comes face to face with Cas the school dealer/stoner.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,198 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Peace Within Chaos by BritishBitches reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, Rose and Alice are all sent to therapy bootcamp, run by Jasper Whitlock, a newly qualified therapist. They have two things in common; they all have their own issues and none of them want to be there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,624 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008
I Might Kinda Like You by Luciel89 reviews
Highschool!AU. Castiel had always liked Dean, but after Dean hurt his feelings, he never talked to him again. Until they literary bump into each other at a party, and Dean has a few confessions to make himself…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Amie by headbandfreak reviews
Bella and Edward are in a relationship.But when Bella gets pregnant, Edward freaks out. He leaves her a letter with five hundred dollars attached to it. Five years later, they have to see each other again... All human..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 145,937 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet House by HigherMagic reviews
Demon!Winged!Dean/Angel!Winged!Castiel, Family fic. Dean's not used to having such a quiet house with his first child gone and his husband at work. Castiel helps him cope when he gets home.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Vermillion by silhouetics reviews
SEQUEL TO BLOODFLOWERS. After nearly being murdered, Bella wakes up in Forks hospital with new eyes and a new perspective. Will Edward and Bella's relationship survive this latest obstacle, or will it destroy them? OOC. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17553 - Favs: 9,785 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Instinct by HigherMagic reviews
Dean and Sam are werewolves that get captured by an enemy were-cat colony living nearby. The Alpha and Beta of the colony start giving them unexpected, and somewhat unwanted, attention. Werewolf/Were-cat AU. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,047 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by HigherMagic reviews
Sam just wants them to get together. Gabriel wants it to be more of a…spectacle. In the end, though, some of the simplest solutions are everyone's favorite 'Plan B'.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Saviour by Niamh D reviews
Bella is continually beaten and raped by Charlie. She never lets anyone in cause she thinks they will hurt her. When new kids arrive will she let them in when one shows an interest in her? WARNING: RAPE AND ABUSE. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,308 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8173 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memor Quisnam Vestri Vinco Est by HigherMagic reviews
Premise of Jennifer's Body combined with Supernatural. Castiel is possessed by a demon that can only be satisfied by flesh or blood. Dean fulfills both roles. VERY M. Top!Demon!Cas and Collared!Dean. Highschool AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 252 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
AngelCuffed by Luciel89 reviews
Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lucifers Son by Darian Uchiha reviews
Edward is Lucifers son and is chosen to find the purest soul for his father. Bella just happens to be that soul. Edward must corrupt her but in the procees, will he fall in love? BxE Adopted Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bloodflowers by silhouetics reviews
Both suffering from traumatic pasts, Edward and Bella meet in a psychiatric asylum in Seattle. Will they be able to heal each others wounds, or is hope lost for them both? OOC. Disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Focus on the Future by AtlantisCat101 reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon, unknowingly leaving Bella with...quintuplets? Almost 200 years later, can this reunited family survive a fatal threat?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009
50 First Dates by ValGal95 reviews
Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twisted Jacob Black by potter.team-jacob reviews
Jacob always loved Bella. So much he would go crazy without her. What if he actually did go crazy? A one-shot about it. All human. Rated T for dark themes. Please review : it would make me ubber happy! Read authors note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9422 - Favs: 7,715 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Mary by TF298 reviews
Horror Evenings are filled with scary movies. One night Emmett brings a Ouija board. Whose idea is it to do Bloody Mary first? What happens when Alice's visions present in a totally different way? A/H. Better than the summary. My first fic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Emmett's Journal by BleedingFlames reviews
Let's take a peek inside the mind of the lovable Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Angels and Demons by TheLittlePenguin reviews
When an angel and demon are given five years to be together, their time is cut short by the birth of their daughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,439 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nesting Season by HigherMagic reviews
So...dating an Archangel of the Lord comes with tons of perks, but some unexpected side effects. One of which being a huge nest suddenly being built in the middle of your motel room. Another is said Archangel suddenly wanting babies. HET. Schmangst/Humor.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
The All American High School Prom Night One Shot by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor fic...in which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 182 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back to his Old Tricks by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Dean and Castiel have a very strange day at the hands of a certain, easily bored archangel. Amused Sam is amused. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Binding by cloudyjenn reviews
Dean and Castiel are together now. Like for real. Which is good until Castiel goes a little crazy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Freaky Box Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
To the End of Time by neheshemushu reviews
Bella's a normal teen in Hollywood. Edward's a star on stage and on screen. What happens when Bella shows Edward that being himself is better than pretending? Will these two make it through it all together, or will fame get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,445 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Young and the Restless by WastelandRose reviews
The only thing more ridiculous than being turned into a toddler would've been being turned into a toddler and then struck by lightning, but if anyone could pull off such a feat, it was Dean...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Regrets by Ellie Marsy reviews
Bella learns about one of Jasper's regrets after he babysits Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Price by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper doubts his reasons for joining the Civil War after a discussion in History Class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Do You Mean WE LOST? by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
It is Jasper and Alice's first time in high school, and apparently our favorite Confederate doesn't know the outcome of the Civil War. What happens in his first American History class? Read and Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Graduation Party by KristyRose reviews
**A Comedy** Edward dazzles Mike! Eric has a dance-off against Emmett! Rosalie is actually nice to the humans! Is this Twilight or the Twilight Zone? No, it’s just a "missing moment" of the Graduation Party in Eclipse from Mike Newton’s POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2009
With My Wide Eyes by xmarie08 reviews
Prompt: During the celebration of the fall of Lucifer at Bobby's house, Jo is looking around for Dean in hopes of finally initiating a relationship with him. She's shocked to find Dean with Castiel, very much occupied.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My New Mom Is A Vampire by tanis ann reviews
Alice decided it would be a fun idea to sign the family up for Trading Spouses. What happens when Esme is sent Atlanta and a new mother, Linda Walling, comes to live in Forks with the Cullens? How will the week long switch turn out? I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Jasper's tale to be told by Chechizme reviews
Years after Breaking Dawn, the gang is back in high school along with a couple additions. During their history class, they learn some interesting facts about Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love is Insanity by nekotenshiemi reviews
Bella and Edward are madly in love against their better judgment…or at least they are in her mind. In reality, Bella has just been locked in an Insane Asylum. Will her dreams ever come true or will this insanity end in tragedy? AU BellaEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Major Whitlock by indigotwinkle reviews
One day Jasper is sitting in History class... one-shot random nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by Twicebitten reviews
The cruise brought each couple something they never expected. Love. The course of true love never did run smooth, though.. Sequel to Beauty of Uncertainty. R&R! all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,001 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Power of Candy Hearts by Dobber17 reviews
Rose needs to tell Emmett something but she doesn't know exactly how to tell him. And how are candy hearts involved? Written for the Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 14,057 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Yurple by JulyPie reviews
“You know how that eighth colour?” asked Bella “Mhm?” said Edward “What's it called?” “Oh, well, uhm...” Edward was at a loss. What the heck is that eighth colour called? The Cullens and the Volturi have to put aside thier differences to think of a name.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by psychicpixie94 reviews
Bella and Edward both died: The Volturi killed Edward, and Bella comitted suicide. How does Alice feel about their deaths, and what is their heaven like? For the Epic T-Rated One-Shot contest hosted by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
Misinterpretations by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
When Charlie notices that Edward is not at dinner, Bella tells him that he at the hospital, in emergency surgery. What she fail to mention is that he's performing the surgery, and not the one about to die. This leads to a series of misunderstandings. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Entertaining Angels by Laura of Maychoria reviews
A strange boy shows up at Dean and Sam’s motel room. Maybe he needs help, or maybe he’s there to help them—they can’t quite tell. Spoilers through 4.10. Not an OC.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Light and The Dark by AngstGoddess003 reviews
One-Shot companion piece to Wide Awake exploring a day in the life of Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother. Takes place in the summer prior to the events in Wide Awake. Rated M for Dark/Adult themes and graphic descriptions. Elizabeth POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Heaven by jstarrh reviews
Bella jumps but doesn't survive and Edward soon follows, what happens next.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Week at HellMart by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Friendships and Memories by cmg42 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. They never felt the need to be paired off together like their other friends, but what happens when Edward hears something that changes his whole way of thinking? All Human. Sequel is up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,757 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Fateful TV Show by musicalwithfangs reviews
Charlie, worried about Bella, asks her to watch Tv with him. Unfortunately, his father/daughter time causes an unintended reaction from Bella. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Smile, You're Adopted by Bella's Bff reviews
Bella and her two siblings are adopted by her rich aunt and are forced to move to Forks, where she meets Edward. She and Edward begin to like eachother, but their single parents decide to get married! Their nonexistant relationship becomes complicated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty of Uncertainty by Twicebitten reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie set sail for the cruise of a lifetime around the Caribbean. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are aboard the same ship. Will it mean love for them all? R&R! AU. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Goodbye Mike by VampGrlz271 reviews
Mike attempts to get Bella away from Edward using beyond stupid and corny pick-up lines. Of course, it doesn't work. But why not read this anyway? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Pebbles the Lamb by JulyPie reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella and he can't help noticing certain similarities to Edward and Bella and fictional characters from childrens entertainment. i.e the Flintstones and high school musical. Some random humour for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
17 Things Edward Cullen Would Never Say by VampGrlz271 reviews
Our beloved Edward Cullen So proper. So old-fashioned. But boy oh boy, are we about to change THAT! 17 things that Edward Cullen would NEVER say.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Revelation by bettingonalice123 reviews
What would happen if someone discovered the Cullens' secret? What if that someone was Mike Newton? Read as the story unfolds and the Cullens deal with their biggest fear: discovery. Rated T for mild swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Ice Box by vtcullen reviews
Forks highschool has it's annual talent show. The boys of the Cullen clan sign up. Set in Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete