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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2119293, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass.

Hey there fanfictioners! Three facts about me:

I live in the U.S.

Gender- I is a Female

Age- 18


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things (This one's me if I ever visit a wal-mart)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.


The Selection SYOC:

The French Royal Family (Description and pics)

King Stephen: Ruler of France. Strict and brutal at times.

Queen Bedelia: Queen of France. Appears to be nice at first but very manipulative.

Prince Tristan: Son of Stephen and Bedelia. The heir to the throne. He's charming but very cold and ruthless. He absolutely hates the rebels due to his troubled past (will be revealed later). He's 20 years old.

Princess Abril and Adora: Twin daughters of Stephen and Bedelia. They are 10 years old.


The Illea Royal Family

King Valentin: Ruler of Illea. Is strict at times but can be nice. Overall a good King.

Queen Zaria: Queen of Illea. She's a very demanding queen, she gets what's she wants. She has a long time rivalry with Queen Bedelia.

Prince Colin: Oldest son of Valentin and Zaria. The heir to the throne. Serious and seems intimidating at times, but really means well. He's also very sarcastic. He's 20 years old.

Princess Brielle: Daughter of Valentin and Zaria. She's very sarcastic and rebellious. She's 18 years old and engaged to the Prince of Italy.

Prince Julian: Second son of Valentin and Zaria. He's 7 years old.

Prince Rory: Youngest son of Valentin and Zaria. He's 5 years old.


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A devoted heart, a black affection by Cyraina reviews
I HAVE BEGUN REMAKING THIS STORY AS A COMIC! (posted 01/17/16)! GO TO CYRAINA . DEVIANTART . COM (no spaces) TO READ THE COMIC VERSION!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,526 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Darth Maul, OC
My Little Minion by iloverueforever reviews
"For this years Quarter Quell as a reminder that even the youngest children can be torn from their families, each tribute will have a "minion," A girl from the ages 2-8 entered with them. This girl will be reaped on reaping day as well as the two tributes. Two little girls from each District. The daughters of victors. If you die the child dies with you and vice versa."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012
No Return: The 46th Hunger Games by Golden Pikachu reviews
There is a reason why no one talks about the 46th Hunger Games. 24 tributes go in but for 23 of them, there is no return.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,133 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Other tributes
Knives by FloridaGirl11 reviews
Clove. She's wicked with a knife, excels at trapping, and knows poisons like the back of her hand. And right now, she's going into a fight to the death with her boyfriend by her side. Cato/Clove. Companion to Arrows.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Clove, Cato
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The Shared Selection (SYOC) (One more spot!) reviews
This year's Selection comes with double the prize. It's going to be a shared Selection with Prince Colin of Illea and Prince Tristan of France. Besides that, the southern rebels have been growing more violent and there is a new rebel group arising in the shadows. With all the scheming and chaos going on, disaster is bound to happen. Set a century after Maxon and America. SYOC open
Selection Trilogy, Kiera Cass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015
The False Paradise reviews
Katniss is stuck in the sadistic Hunger Games, and while her and Peeta are desperately trying to win, she finds herself stuck in a cave. And worse, it's with a bloodied and broken Cato. WANRNING: A lot of violence and some cursing.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,225 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Katniss E., Cato