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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2119357, Profile Updated: 12-10-09

It may seem queer that a user of fanfiction.net does not produce any fanfiction at all. However, I know my weaknesses, and creativity is one of them. In addition, I find being Golding's "second grade thinker" much more easy and pleasurable than being his "first grade thinker". I started off as an anonymous reviewer, but I guess the time has come for me to register. Unlike many of the authors/authoresses here, I shall not disclose any personal information at all. This is the intarwebz after all, and who knows who trawls for information?

I generally will not hand out a 'true' review (ie. grammar corrections and plotline suggestions) unless the urge to do so strikes me. I will, however, comment on whether I enjoyed a story/chapter or not rather frequently. I also do not hold any expectation that my comments will be read; such decisions are the author's prerogative. Regarding grammar: I am a firm believer in the 'descriptive grammar' school of thought and, unless the errors impede my ability to comprehend the storyline, I will not criticise solely on grammar.

I am not a fan of mindless smut, and I will react with extreme prejudice if I encounter a plotline whose sole purpose is to facilitate a sexual encounter between two or more characters. In addition, while I am most certainly not homophobic, I believe that there are "fandoms" in which homosexuality is relevant and that there are series in which it is not. As such, any irrelevancy will be commented upon rather harshly.

My interests are mainly, but not exclusively, anime/manga-based works. I apologise if this immediately places me into a convenient stereotype.

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You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
The Dream of Suzumiya Haruhi by Perkele reviews
Continuing past vol.9 The forces around Haruhi begin moving to secure victory over each other, and Kyon will have to try and save her, but not necessarily from who you might expect. Kyon's world and relationships will all be questioned as a result.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 481,227 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Of Fangs and Folly by Absolutely Unsure reviews
AxS drabbles ranging from humor, romance, to even angst - #14 Wolfish Tendencies : Summary: Where Ashitaka and San act like puppies.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
You Got LuluRolled! by Roxius reviews
A bunch of nonsensical CG drabbles. Please enjoy and review! Please R & R! Rated due to certain language, events, themes and disturbing imagery that isn't really there. Alot of it doesn't make sense, so beware what it'll do to your mind.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 49,088 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Little Melancholies by R. Controversy reviews
The people, places and events Suzumiya Haruhi's life encapsulated. Melancholies in 101 words each. Tell your friends.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 102 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter by AgiVega reviews
Ten years after his act of treason, upon returning to England, Laurence finds Jane Roland curiously missing, and Emily, new captain of Excidium, hating him with a fiery passion. Learning the truth turns his whole world upside down...
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,080 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Legend by tyvian reviews
And theirs was a story that was undying, not made for fading in the memory of even the most careless of people. --AxS, Oneshot--
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Ashitaka, San - Complete
Wolf and Bird in the Night by ice73 reviews
Dian Reubens receives two nighttime visitors.
Spice and Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
now we'll parade around without game plans by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
They make a life of intersecting roads, verving towards and away in the coming days. // Makoto, Chiaki, the Future.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Secondary Intent by TiamatV reviews
When one is wounded, what determines who heals, and who scars?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
The Greatest Evil by dave-d reviews
Tongue in cheek one shot story. The villains of the FMP series all get together to plan the most frightful attack yet. Not a story for folks who take things too seriously.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2006