Author has written 60 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, Suite Life series, Shake It Up!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, Shakespeare, Glee, Maximum Ride, Final Fantasy XIII, and Nancy Drew series.
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THIS WEATHERMAN'S PREDICTING A 99% CHANCE OF SHIT STORM AND IT'S COMIN' RIGHT AT YA!
Well, hi, I guess. Thanks for taking the time to visit my page and (hopefully) read some of my stories. If you've followed me long enough, or you just pick up on things quickly, you'll realize that I have a very different outlook on life than most girls my age--I don't give two shits about what people think about me, I couldn't care less about being popular or having a boyfriend, and I don't write for myself.
That doesn't make much sense, so I'll elaborate. Sometimes, people will bitch at you about how they don't like a couple or a situation or just a story in general, and some authors may shoot back that they 'only write for themselves'; I'm not that way. If you don't like something I've written and feel the need to comment harshly on it, wherein you call me whatever offensive names you can pull out of your ass in your blinding rage, feel free to do so. It won't hurt my feelings (more likely than not I'll just take it in stride) and it won't discourage me from writing, because I write for the entertainment of others. If I wanted to write for myself, this profile wouldn't exist.
One of the first things you should know about me is that I'm a cynical optimist. This means that I'm a positive person who sees the worst in things. Yes, it's possible. With parents from the East Coast and lessons in taking bullshit offhandedly occurring since I could talk, I've come to be a rather sarcastic and edgy person, dare I say bitchy. Don't let that deter you from trying to talk to me, though; I'm only rude when someone pisses me off. Likewise, I'm a real charmer once you get to know me, so go ahead and PM me if you'd like. Just be warned that I have the mouth of a New Yorker when messaging me.
I fangirl hard and I fangirl often, but bear in mind that I also fangirl sanely and maturely. While I do enjoy squeeing over hot guys (both real and fictional), I can carry on a coherent and logical conversation about a serious topic, even if it involves an anime I love. I never write without first doing the research for it, whether that research is on the series itself or the topic I'm writing about, so those of you who've read my historical!Hetalia stories can rest peacefully knowing I've gone out and looked everything up. That said, I also take pride in my more humorous and pointless stories, such as "Return Policy" and, in a greater sense, "Orange." If you like authors that specialize in serious, dramatic stories, then you're in the wrong place; I'll write the occasional serious piece, but nine out of ten times I post something it'll be funny.
At this point in time, my main fandoms are Hetalia - Axis Powers and Death Note, both of which I love dearly. I've just recently gotten into Hetalia, but it's easily the funniest anime I've ever seen, though Death Note still holds firm as my favorite anime ever. One of the main differences you'll notice between my stories for Hetalia and my stories for Death Note is that my pairing policy for Hetalia is anyone/everyone, unlike Death Note where my OTP is easily any form of Mello/Matt. Keeping that in mind, I do have a soft spot for certain Hetalia pairings (namely USUK, Spamano, PruCan, and GerIta), but will proudly ship the entire goddamn world.
Now that we're past the 'important shit,' I can finally tell a little about myself personally. My penname is derived from 'Hell's Belles,' which would've been my name had it not already been taken; however, I'd prefer it if you'd address me by my given name, Stephanie, or some other sort of nickname, like Steph, Stephy, Marie, bitch, you with the face, or whatever else you can come up with. Just please, don't call me Satan's Sweeties.
Surprisingly enough (not really), I'm only seventeen years old. Don't judge me by this, because I've been told by published writers that I've got some of the best writing skills they've seen from someone my age. I'm of German and Puerto Rican descent, and I classify myself as 'American,' though I'm thinking of putting down 'Prussian' as my ethnicity next time I apply for a job. I have brown hair, dark as fuck brown eyes, and I'm somewhere around 5'5" to 5'6" tall. My weight is of no importance to you. I am a die-hard Republican, and will stand by my beliefs and not take shit from anyone. I absolutely fucking hate Obama, so try to avoid any mentions of him at all. Yes, I am a Christian, but I won't waste my life trying to force my religion down your throat; rather, I'll sit back and quietly watch stupid people make fools of themselves. I'm a total history nut, especially knowledgeable about the Civil War, World War I, World War II, and the Cold War, but I do like ancient history as well. I have a habit of swearing profusely. I'm schooled online. I hate English class. I'm good at math, but he and I are having a marital spat right now and I'm cheating on him with World History.
My policy on story writing:
I typically only write using characters I'm comfortable with, but will occasionally step outside my comfort zone and try something new. Typically, I only use characters I absolutely adore, but every once in a while I'll fuck with some I don't really care for. But the biggest indicator of how much I like or dislike a character is how they're treated in my stories; if they're getting tortured for nothing but laughs, I probably like 'em. If they're getting tortured as a plot device or for no real reason at all, I probably hate 'em.
I do not, under any circumstances, support canon/OC relationships. There are enough canon characters to fuck with to avoid the use of hastily thought out, dimensionless characters tossed into a story for the sole sake of fantasy fulfillment. Now that that's out there, I will say that there are some well-written canon/OC stories, but I won't typically read them willingly. In my mind, female OCs are invented because the author doesn't like any of the females in the series, isn't mature enough to just change the fucking couple, or wants to feel like she's the one in the place of the girl. (This is part of the reason why I'm avoiding the Death Note fandom lately and wallowing more in Hetalia; there aren't many canon/OC pairings in a series comprised of personified countries.) I don't mind a well-written male OC, though, and if authors would start writing canon/OC yaoi, I might reconsider my anti-OC stance. *hint hint*
Also, I'm not terribly big on genderbending one half of a yaoi couple because of an aversion to homosexuality. If the characters are canonically boys, fucking leave them that way. Please. If I ever write something genderbent, I'll genderbend the entire fucking series; no character would be safe. Yaoi would become yuri, yuri would become yaoi, and het couples would switch roles. If you can't tell, I'm a sucker for the canon portrayal of characters.
When I write, I have a tendency to follow my head!canon more than anything, so some things may not make sense to you. Here are some examples of my head!canon for my two main series:
I use a lot of sarcasm when I write, and there may be a plethora of inside jokes, but I ask that if you don't understand something, try not to ask. I hate having to explain jokes, because then they're not funny anymore. My sense of humor is rather dark and may be laced with innuendos, some unintentional, so just try to make of it what you will. Just don't over-think it; the jokes are usually simple enough to not warrant any analyzing, but every once in a blue moon I toss in something that makes you think. Again, beware the double entendres...
Manga/Anime: Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara!!
Books/Authors: anything by James Patterson, the Harry Potter series, Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, The Great Gatsby, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons
Movies: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete, Hercules (Disney), The Lion King, Mulan, Star Trek, The Dark Knight, Romeo and Juliet (1996), Inglourious Basterds, Harry Potter (all so far)
TV shows: Phineas and Ferb, Wizards of Waverly Place, Shake it Up!, NCIS, NCIS: LA, CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Pair of Kings, House, M.D.
Bands/Genres: AC/DC, Aerosmith, Metallica, Apocalyptica, ZZ Top, Lady Gaga, Nickelback, Rush, Pink Floyd, Tool, Santana, Ke$ha, P!nk, rock, some pop, metal, etc.
Foods: FUCKING HELL PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~, pizza, cheese, peanut butter, yogurt (strawberry), chocolate, ice cream, cheeseburgers, grilled chicken, mac 'n cheese, tuna casserole, potato soup, mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, potatoes in general, croutons, carrots, candy
Words: hypothetically, shite, crapbiscuits, nom, wigger, wangster, lolwut, inorite, amirite, fucktard, bloody hell, awesome, fawesome, pinja, dude
People: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Selena Gomez, J. Michael Tatum (>*3*)>, Hugh Laurie, my dad, my mom, my SUPAHDUPAHEFFINAWESOME best friend Chrissy, my imaginary friend Darrel who gives me advice and tells me not to do stupid shit
Not so favorite things:
Mild: people that don't use their turn signals, people that make a big deal about cutting you off only to drive really fucking slowly, people that swear for the sake of swearing, posers, preps, conformity, Naruto and all its forms
Hot: people that start to say something before trailing off and never finishing (damn it, mom), people that make a big deal about being in a relationship in high school, people that over-romanticize romance, romance novels, cooked spinach
Spicy: trend followers, double-crossers, liberals, RINOs (Republicans In Name Only), the left-wing media, spoiled fucking brats that show off everything they have that you don't, most teenage boys (since they're jerks that think with their little heads, the assholes), religious nuts, meatloaf, girls that boast about losing their virginity in the gym locker room (or at all; it's not exactly something you should be proud of when you're fifteen), dipshits, most newer 'musicians'
Five-alarm fire: FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER, GODDAMN OBAMA, TWILIGHT AND ALL ITS CRAZY-ASS FANS, people who completely obsess over something stupid like a book series or an anime/movie/actor/whatever, girls who say they're bisexual because they think the guys see it as hot, people who make out in public (I don't care if you're gay, lesbian, or straight; I don't wanna fucking see it), two-timers, incest (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww), pedophilia, rape, beastiality, necrophilia, perverts, animal abuse, child abuse, spousal abuse, murder, using abortion as a means of birth control, white kids who act like they're black, white kids who act like they're Mexican, illegal immigrants
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