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Joined 10-18-09, id: 2119452, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 3 stories for Labyrinth, Twilight, and Dead Like Me.

Sheriff Truman: Lucy, you'd better bring Agent Dale Cooper up to date.

Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.

Cooper: How long have I been gone?

Truman: Six hours.

Hi. I like to write a lot of fantasy fanfiction. Like Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, and much more.

Mi ideal job would be either an author, or a writer of screenplays for movies. My dream would be to write a story and have it become a movie.

Obsessions: I am OBSESSED with the show True Blood, mostly because of Eric Northman, played by Alexander Skarsgard. He is my favourite actor, and I gotta say, my ideal man. My other obsession, is David Bowie. because I have no religion, i often refer to him as my God, while joking. The last obsession I shall write about, is of my favourite movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. that is my FAVOURITE movie. It is completely awesome, and Tim Curry is, i gotta say, very attractive.

Fave Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zoolander, Labyrinth, A Clockwork Orange, The Princess Bride, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Star Trek, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Fave TV Shows: My all time favourite show is Twin Peaks, I watched it with my parents a few years ago, they bought the whole series, and I fell in love. I fell in love with Kyle Maclachlan. He plays Dale Cooper, the show is soo weird and mysterious, and so open to many options of what all the magical stuff is. My other faves are: True Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Lost, Heroes, Veronica Mars, Dead Like Me, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, The Office, Seinfeld.

MY IDOLS:

Alexander Skarsgard

Ron Perlman

David Bowie

Sting

Kyle Maclachlan

Quentin Tarantino

David Lynch

Stephen King

V.C. Andrews

Michelle Pfeiffer

Rachel McAdams

Zachary Quinto

Joss Whedon

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Heath Ledger

Jake Gyllenhaal

Sarah (my wonderful cousin)

I plan to have many stories on this account, so please review as much as possible because I really need criticism!!

"Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. One penguin turned to the second penguin and said, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." And the second penguin said,"...Maybe I am."

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I'm Yours by JacobBlackMoon reviews
A very romantic and lascivious story of Renesmee and Jacob that you will fall in love with. After a long seven years wait Jake finally lets Nessie know what she really means to him only to find out her feelings weren't any different. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,373 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Undeniable by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,149 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4424 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Magic Pants: Another Version by OtakuCure25 reviews
This is what David Bowie the goblin king's song would have been if the creators of Labyrinth were being completely honest.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Professor Snape Bangs Again by Ms-Figg reviews
Part 2 in 3 Part Bang Series. Hermione needs better Potions' grades. Severus needs sex. Sounds like it's time for a little negotiation. A weekend seems about right. PWP,MF,,Lemon,Oral, Spank
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Darling Death
Once upon a time, there were two types of Reapers.
Dead Like Me - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Published: 7/27/2011
Precious Thing reviews
Jareth takes Sarah back to the Labyrinth against her will, to become his queen. Rated Mature for sexual content.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
Bad Never Felt So Good reviews
My version on Nessie and Jacob's relationship. The Cullens have kept Ness and Jake away from each other so he hasn't imprinted, and then they meet when she's older. Also she's spunky, and isn't all gaga for him like all the other stories. Further summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
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