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1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When the rich wage war its the poor who die

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,995 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 4,586 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 6,613 - Follows: 8,139 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Prophecy by Isabella Estates reviews
Love, lies, and black magic. Welcome back to Crowhaven Road. *Chapters 27 and 28 just posted.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,017 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Cassie B. - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
It's Better to Have Loved and Lost by An Aspiring Author reviews
AU Marauder Era Times are dark and growing darker, but the antics and drama of Lily, James and friends provide a beam of light and hope. Join them on their journey through Hogwarts 7th yr and beyond as they learn about what it is to love laugh and lose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 337,140 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Secret Circle: Legendary Power by rOcKeRfOoL reviews
This is what I would have liked to happen after they killed Black John... It's still in Cassie's point of view...for now...I hope you guys like. New Chapter 08-16-11
Secret Circle series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009
Vacation, Here I Come by Mechconstrictor reviews
Harry has driven Voldemort away, giving the people a respite. Called the new Dark Lord, Harry decides to take a vacation. Anti-Ron, Anti-Hermione, Good-but-misguided Dumbledore. Demons. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 10,539 - Follows: 12,048 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Good Things Come in Small Packages by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
Edward and Emmett wake up one day to find Jasper's baby on their doorstep. They have to take care of her until he gets home from his trip. What will happen when Jasper gets home? Loosely based on the '87 film 'Three Men & a Baby'. Lots of Daddysper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Repeat by Lex Waltz reviews
Harry lost it all by the end of the war. The only way he knows to console himself is the Mirror of Erised. AU, oneshot. Second place in primroseamelia's Those Voices: The Mirror of Erised competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
At Louis' party, James and Fred end up breaking a Time-Turner and send themselves, Teddy, Victoire, Albus, Hugo, Rose and Lily back in time to the Order of the Pheonix. What will happen? Read to find out...AU, TL/VW RL/NT HP/GW RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Friends are God's Apology for Relations by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots about the adventures of the Next Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15847 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
When the world around them is crumbling, they find their strength through each other.The journey from the very first year of the famous marauders at Hogwarts. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. JamesxLily, SiriusxMarlene & FrankxAlice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears Don't Fall by Kason08 reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella moved on. But her wedding day was far from perfect. 75 years later she's alone and the Cullens show up. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or its characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
Truth or Dare by JPxLE reviews
Five Gryffindor third-year girls are playing Truth or Dare in their dormitory. Lily Evans is given a dare she really doesn't want to do, but she's no chicken, right? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Half Vamipre Chronicles by johnnyboy7 reviews
The is a very detailed and comprehensive look at Nessie's life after Breaking Dawn. Starts when she is sixteen, but will follow her through her many stages of life. Includes her love for Jacob, lots of family drama,wolves, and twists. Probable sequal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,196 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4234 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
We Were Here by TeenTypist reviews
Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks