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Joined 10-19-09, id: 2119855, Profile Updated: 01-30-12
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Hey!!

My name is Shelby. I am 15 years old.It is unbelivably boring where I live. I love reading, writing, listning to music, Computer and shopping.

The Twilight saga, House of night saga, Run baby Run and The Morganville Vampire series are my favourite books. I love most books on anything mythical because i love to see peoples imagination about them. I'm a tinsy bit weird but in my life nothing is normal actually I think "NORMAL" shouldnt be in the dictonary since nothing is really normal. Have you ever met a NORMAL person? No I didnt think so.

My favourite films are Harry Potter, Pirets of the caribean, Ice princess, Stick it and The breakfast club.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sea Salt by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Describe yourself in three words. That's how I found myself beside the ocean, with sea salt tangled hair, sun kissed by a boy who showed me the answers. The boy in the shadows. The boy in the shade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,742 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Breaker Baby by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
Mama said she wanted someone noble, upright, and godly for me. I just wanted him. Somewhere along the way, I found out what I wanted wasn't always what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,124 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/24 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4778 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12261 - Favs: 7,551 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Master May I by smmiskimen reviews
DRABBLE FIC! 100 WORD CHAPTERS! Edward is Bella's Master and is very particular in the playroom. But his sweet pet knows how to make him happy. E&B, AH, OOC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning in the Silence by ScoobyPoo reviews
Bella is drowning in her own silence when her oblivious parents hire Edward to be her body-guard for the time that they are away. Just when her sanity has gone off the deep end, Edward makes it his own duty to pull her out of her shell and revive the girl that used to be. AH Canon Pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,379 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7808 - Favs: 8,590 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sin With A Grin by Avery Shane reviews
Edward Masen is the high riser in the underworld of organized crime; cue Bella's entrance. Edward finds Bella to be an enigma as she beats him at his own game and shakes up the Mafia. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lonely Doctor by indytiff reviews
Bella and Edward have a history - one Bella wishes to forget. Edward re-enters her life but isn't the same Edward. Will she be able to keep their relationship professional? All human. Cannon couples. Language and possible fun later. BPOV/EPOV only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,449 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ranch by EKSmith reviews
After finding himself deep in trouble, Edward accepts an unconventional offer to attend a rehab program for troubled teens and young adults on a ranch in northern Canada. A story of growing, learning and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,237 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boys Over Flowers by MissSugarQuill reviews
When Bella Swan enters the most prestigious school in the country, she hadn't counted on meeting the coldhearted Edward Cullen, waging war with the hotheaded Edward Cullen... and falling in love. HYD/BOF-based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,957 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irreplaceable by Forbiddenfruit815 reviews
Edward left Bella. And when the time comes Bella jumps, but Alice never sees it. 100 years past and a familiar face shows up in Italy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,202 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010
Risk It All by DanaGabrielleEspinosa reviews
Bella Swan had a great life - a wealthy family, and beauty. However, when James kidnaps her, she is forced to rely on Edward for survival. Something unexplainable forms between them. What are the consequences of this? Old title: Love Ignites
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,530 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15823 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunset Legend by Terra Cyrena reviews
Extremely AU. Bella Swan isn’t as normal as you would think but she is not a vampire . She moved to Forks for a new start but didn’t expect to run into someone she knew long ago. What was Edward Cullen doing in Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Comeback by WrittenWithL0ve reviews
Bella was a geek and bullied by Edward Cullen. She escaped town and came to live with her famous mother. What would happened if world-wide famous Izzy comes back to her hometown for her senior year? AH 'LIL BIT OF LANGUAGE..CHAPTERS TAKE A WHILE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Army Boys Vs Spy Girls reviews
24yr olds Emmett,Jasper & Edward have just come back home.Little did they know that they are about to be pulled into a whirl wind of adventure & love by total acciedent. SWEARING!I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,628 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010
Love in a tragedy reviews
New student and classic player get kidnapped together on her first day.After starting out badly in school and kidnapped nothing seems to change.But they fall in love.Will they be rescued?will they have a happily ever after Read it to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 60,900 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete