Author has written 3 stories for Transformers.
Age: Why do you want to know? o_O
Hobbies: I love to go to drag races, my favorite dragsters are the Alcohol Funny Cars, my favorite driver, Ashley Force (think that's how you spell her name?) Whoot! Go girl! Personally, I like to ride my dirl bike and ATV, and go hunting, and occasionally fishing. I have good aim, although I prefer to shoot targets, not deer, really. I enjoy riding my Ripstik, my ex got me into that, and listening to music. I paint, sculpt, and draw. I used to do martial arts, Tae Kwon Do, and recived the first black belt, almost the second, but i quit before i did. I dance, but only when I'm in the mood, as well as sing. Of course, i write, and read, i roller blade, ice skate, archery, horse back riding, in Hondourus...uh, 'nough braggin bout me.
My personallity: I am nice, slighy on the shy side, and patient, quite, Ha, really? Not! I'm loud, outgoing, can't feel akward, although i do tend to make ones around me slightly akward, loads of energy, lots of freinds, even more aquantinces, but I'm not a prep. I do wear some Hollister, Aropostle, and A&F, but less than 1% of my actuall woredrobe. I am not self centers, I do care about what people think about me, and I'm not rude...most of the time. I am a nice person to be around, unless you piss me off. I have a long temper, I actually have never been througherly pissed, irritated, angered, yeah, but not pissed, which is a bad thing, unfortuantly, like my dad, who has the same temper, piss him off enough, well, you'll be more than sorry. That's me, and if you don't like it, asta la veesta, 'cuz I'm not changing, I'm the way i am, and ill stay that way, thank ya very much. ^_^
I love Transformers and I am obsessed with them. My favorite Carachter is Jazz, 'cause he is so cool and he's funny. His personalality get his im troble a lot, but hey, we all have one somethin before where our health was not at the top of the list of things to watchful of. I also like Arcee, and her sisters, 'cause they are the only femmes! They have to be tough to keep up with the mechs.
Decepticons, i do like some of them. When it comes to hard core guys, or mechs, they're at the top. Starscream and his trine, Thundercracker and Skywarp are my favorite, mostly because i like Seekers. Megatron is a syco who lost his processors, no wait, he was never had any, so he couldn't use the processor Primus gave him to think about things.
Random crap i say, or or hear...something like that...:
"Your moms face."
"Your faces' mom."
"I said your faces mom."
"That makes no sense." shakes head
"I know." smirks walks away
"You are so annoying!"
"Why do you care if i am?"
"Because i cant do anything with you talking!"
"Fine then! Go die in the corner with the microwave why don't cha?!" points pointer finger in a random corner
"What if i dont want to?"
"Then take a burrito with you."
"Okay." gets up and walks to the corner with the microwave with a burrito, sits down, and dies.
sighs "Thank god!"
freind sitting at a nearby table shakes their head "You are so mean."
"I know." smirks
some random person suddenly bursts into flames "Fire? Fire! FIRE! YOUR ON FIRE!!"
person on fire glares over at yelling person and replies, voice dripping with sarcasm. "No really? I haven't noticed."
"Do you like waffles?"
"Yeah i like waffles!"
"Do you like pancakes?"
"Yeah i like pancakes!"
"Do you like french toast?"
"Yeah i like french toast!"
tune playing goes, du du dudu du
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You Say Pink I Say Black
95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). KrystalKlear1
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
If you have multiple crushes on people who are either in a cartoon or book, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you do, or ever have, watched someone play Fallout and giggled when someone's head explodes, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
if you spend multiple hours every day reading, writing, or a combination of them copy and paste this into your profile.
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~WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her cousin. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.
24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'
26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.
27. Screams out the names of random transformers.
28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.
29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.
30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...
Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART:
1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)
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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
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