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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers.

Age: Why do you want to know? o_O

Gender: Female

Hobbies: I love to go to drag races, my favorite dragsters are the Alcohol Funny Cars, my favorite driver, Ashley Force (think that's how you spell her name?) Whoot! Go girl! Personally, I like to ride my dirl bike and ATV, and go hunting, and occasionally fishing. I have good aim, although I prefer to shoot targets, not deer, really. I enjoy riding my Ripstik, my ex got me into that, and listening to music. I paint, sculpt, and draw. I used to do martial arts, Tae Kwon Do, and recived the first black belt, almost the second, but i quit before i did. I dance, but only when I'm in the mood, as well as sing. Of course, i write, and read, i roller blade, ice skate, archery, horse back riding, in Hondourus...uh, 'nough braggin bout me.

My personallity: I am nice, slighy on the shy side, and patient, quite, Ha, really? Not! I'm loud, outgoing, can't feel akward, although i do tend to make ones around me slightly akward, loads of energy, lots of freinds, even more aquantinces, but I'm not a prep. I do wear some Hollister, Aropostle, and A&F, but less than 1% of my actuall woredrobe. I am not self centers, I do care about what people think about me, and I'm not rude...most of the time. I am a nice person to be around, unless you piss me off. I have a long temper, I actually have never been througherly pissed, irritated, angered, yeah, but not pissed, which is a bad thing, unfortuantly, like my dad, who has the same temper, piss him off enough, well, you'll be more than sorry. That's me, and if you don't like it, asta la veesta, 'cuz I'm not changing, I'm the way i am, and ill stay that way, thank ya very much. ^_^

I love Transformers and I am obsessed with them. My favorite Carachter is Jazz, 'cause he is so cool and he's funny. His personalality get his im troble a lot, but hey, we all have one somethin before where our health was not at the top of the list of things to watchful of. I also like Arcee, and her sisters, 'cause they are the only femmes! They have to be tough to keep up with the mechs.

Decepticons, i do like some of them. When it comes to hard core guys, or mechs, they're at the top. Starscream and his trine, Thundercracker and Skywarp are my favorite, mostly because i like Seekers. Megatron is a syco who lost his processors, no wait, he was never had any, so he couldn't use the processor Primus gave him to think about things.

Random crap i say, or or hear...something like that...:

"Your face."

"Your moms face."

"Your faces' mom."

"What?"

"I said your faces mom."

"That makes no sense." shakes head

"I know." smirks walks away

"You are so annoying!"

"Why do you care if i am?"

"Because i cant do anything with you talking!"

"Fine then! Go die in the corner with the microwave why don't cha?!" points pointer finger in a random corner

"What if i dont want to?"

"Then take a burrito with you."

"Okay." gets up and walks to the corner with the microwave with a burrito, sits down, and dies.

sighs "Thank god!"

freind sitting at a nearby table shakes their head "You are so mean."

"I know." smirks

some random person suddenly bursts into flames "Fire? Fire! FIRE! YOUR ON FIRE!!"

person on fire glares over at yelling person and replies, voice dripping with sarcasm. "No really? I haven't noticed."

"Do you like waffles?"

"Yeah i like waffles!"

"Do you like pancakes?"

"Yeah i like pancakes!"

"Do you like french toast?"

"Yeah i like french toast!"

tune playing goes, du du dudu du

"Waffles!"

Du, du dudu du

"Waffles!"

Du du dudu du dududu du du dudu

"WAFFLES!"

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). KrystalKlear1

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

If you have multiple crushes on people who are either in a cartoon or book, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you do, or ever have, watched someone play Fallout and giggled when someone's head explodes, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

if you spend multiple hours every day reading, writing, or a combination of them copy and paste this into your profile.

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~WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her cousin. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'

26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.

27. Screams out the names of random transformers.

28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.

29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.

30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART:

1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

COPY AND PASTE TIME!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: KrystalKlear1

If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.

HEY people of the world, Homophobia is retarded. HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY! copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you use your tv to listen to the radio, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you prefer solitude to company, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

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All The Right Moves by Flamekaat reviews
When a certain CON crashes into an old Orchard he gets help from an unexpected and sometimes unwilling partner. What sort of ripples will this bring into being? Botnatomy and what they do with it inspired by Musashi/Antepathy&GabrielC's works Thanks U2!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,496 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Starscream
A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,970 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Broken Sparks by DracinaStormsailor reviews
Jazz has a dark, painful past and Prowl may be the only mech who can help him. Not a feel-good story. Heed the WARNINGS writen at the top of the story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jazz, Barricade
The don'ts of an Autobot base by Saphireblu987 reviews
Come join us at the Autobot Base for some good ole fun! Guaranteed shenanigans!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010
Transformers: I'm Crazy, Right? (Book One of the Ghost Chronicles) by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Kate has a voice in her head and she's just been transported to the world of Transformers. She can't outrun her troubles, however, for some things hold true between the realities. Her kidnappers are one of them. Adding the Decepticons to the mix just makes things worse. It's enough to drive any girl insane, and she's sure she's already there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,265 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, OC - Complete
Reminiscence by rosegrl234 reviews
He was going to kill her, he reminded himself suddenly. He was going to kill her and make all these unpleasant feelings vanish. The very thought of watching the life fade out of her bright green eyes made him want to laugh and cry. StrscrmXAlxs REVIEW!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Starscream
All I want for christmas by darkprincess64 reviews
Its the first Christmas that the transformers have ever had and Sam, Will and Maggie are going to help them celebrate it
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,044 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Anthem of Deception by Shadowolf27 reviews
AU/TF2: Whether she knows it or not, Annabelle Swift's life has always been intertwined with cybertronians. After Megatron's explosive return that sends her world into a spiral, she unwillingly becomes bound to a Decepticon who once tried to end her life. Together they discover truths behind a never ending anthem of deception and betrayal. Barricade/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 207,239 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Barricade, Ironhide
Called by the Matrix by Darkpanik reviews
Clare holds the secrets to Earth's end, but the Autobots are away and she's stuck at camp. To make matters worse, odd things begin to happen to her, sinister things. Sequel to Marked by the Spark. Rated M for language, violence and more sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,184 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Life Changing Transformations by Deceptifemme reviews
Two best friends get abducted by Starscream and are changed into Transformers, will they survive in the more than deadly Decepticon ranks? And more importantly, will their friendship survive?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Starscream - Complete
By Any Means Necessary by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Starscream is determined to do whatever he can to give the last surviving sparkling a chance to survive no matter how crazy or slim that chance may be.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,759 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream
Mad Love by Mistress Megatron reviews
After Megatron is captured by the Autobots, he is locked in an mental asylum with a young, novice femme for a psychiatrist. He decides to viciously manipulate her into letting him out, but what results however, is something neither of them planned for.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,558 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Megatron - Complete
War is my Bitter Lover by albinochilde reviews
Bad luck is what Sam Witwicky was known for all through life. But after his mother's death, he is taken in by his uncle. Things start to look up for Sam that is until he found ... *Going 2 Continue @ diff. acct: Tragic-Her0
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,871 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sam W., Jazz
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Done Driving and Drunk Doing by chaitea16 reviews
Waking up with a stranger after a night of partying isn’t exactly unheard of. Unless one happens to be a sassy Aussie babe and the other a conceited alien robot. Be prepared for awkward hangovers after super-advanced extraterrestrial horsepower gone wrong
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,943 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Jolt, Maggie M.
No Rhyme, No Reason by optimus prime 007 reviews
G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
To Catch a Thief by ShadowRhythm reviews
Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,896 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Child of my Enemy by Scarlett Spider-Girl reviews
She is the Daughter of Megatron. She is also half Autobot. Need I say more?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009
Fracture Mechanics by unknown ghost author reviews
How mechs and factions break apart, and the choices that drive both to their furthest limits. Realities for everyone are redefined and nothing is as it seems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Cars and girls by Deception is Decepticon reviews
This is what happens when you watch too much of your favorite movie. Being stuck with autobots is not what two girls had in mind.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,382 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Fusion by Shidract reviews
A predominantly OC based fanfiction, based four years or so after the second movie with members NEST. First the Allspark. Then Energon. Now Fusion. A rough, missmatched group of Autobots. Their human allies. And an unlikely path ahead of them.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
Forbidden Pleasures by Thundergryphon reviews
M/SS/RE, I/RE - Red Alert has always loved Inferno, but right now his body belongs to Megatron and Starscream. The worst part is, he's really enjoying it. Inferno isn't happy about this at all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Starscream, Red Alert - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Starseeded reviews
*Surprise-verse* Spin-off. Take a peek into the secret life of Sixshot and Soundwave, the lives they touched, no matter good or bad, and get a glimpse into their lives from before they were Decepticons to after their union.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Soundwave
What Kind of Human Are You? by the-voiceless reviews
OK! Mikeala and Sam break up because Sam was being a total asshole, and now Mikeala is depressed and she sees no hope or any chance in finding another loving and protecting partner in her life. Until it comes falling from the sky.....
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,876 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B.
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,006 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Silence of the Forgotten by shortlived reviews
Stripped of who he is, Starscream's will becomes Megatron's. Mindless of who he was, he finds himself inexplicably drawn to the human Alexis, not realizing that an order will turn into an obsession. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 913,162 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
A door opens by RebekahTHEBeautiful reviews
Jazz gets destroyed by Megatron during the Mission City battle but what happened to his body? And why, in Primus' name, does a teenager have his remains? Will Jazz get a second chance at survival? Rated T for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jazz
In the Hands of Fate by Noctisis Rrhagia reviews
What do the Fates have in store for the Autobots? A new Trine seems to know. No OCs. Will be slash in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,100 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Possession by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream captures Sam, he puts his mark upon Sam to claim him. However, is he Starscream's possession, or is that merely Sam's human perception of something entirely different? This is actually clean.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Addicted to You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz has the kind of addiction he doesn't want cured. It's under his armour, dug deep in his spark, and drives him wild with every thought. His drug of choice is Prowl, and like the addict he is, he wants his fix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Masters of Pleasure by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Leave Me Alone! by grimlock47 reviews
starscream is at that age were he is ready for a bondmate. skywarp, being bored, wants to help. main: MegatronxStarscream / side: ThundercrackerxSkywarp. slash MechxMech no like, no read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
Unwanted Pleasure by Ratchet'sApprentice reviews
Lily has been 'kidnapped' by Barricade. What will happen when she meets Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons? What will happen when she meets the Autobots? Rated M for sexual themes and voilent scenes. This story has been edited for corrections in spelling and word placement.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Megatron, Barricade - Complete
Drifting Without Destination by Toki Mirage reviews
Sam/Optimus. Post-Revenge of the Fallen. Mikaela and Sam's relationship falls through. Optimus is there to offer friendship, but soon it becomes something more. Warnings: Slash, Bot/Human romance.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
A Trip to the Skate Park by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Movieverse: Sam just wanted to lose a little skin at the new skate park, but he ends up losing a lot more...to Barricade. Sam struggles to keep his secret from Bee, only Bee has his own secrets. SLASH! Note the Rating! Sam/Barricade eventual Sam/Bee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,081 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
Operation Lock Down by smounged1989 reviews
Sam and Ratchet are to stubborn to admit there true feelings for each other, but with a little help from there friends they might finally be able to take that step. Warning this is for mature readers, little kids you have been warned.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
A Night too Remember by Lotte-Bubbles reviews
ProwlxOC.Most women would be ashamed at being pulled from a dinner held by the President kicking and screaming at a secret service member,not me. Flames Welcome-make them count. Read&Review Please:D Lot of fight gorishness more info inside more too come:D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Prowl
Barricade's Oneshots by Starseeded reviews
Small snippets that don't or didn't fit anywhere in the main story of Barricade Surprise and its sequel, but might still give insight. Decepticon-centric.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Behind Blue Optics by XxLaBellaNottexX reviews
A new autobot has crash landed on earth to help Optimus Prime bring Megatron's reign to an end. Not only does she fight the war between the Autobots and Decepticons but she also fights a war within her spark. OC/Bee & OC/Ironhide - On Hiatus!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
The Shards by DaemonicKitten reviews
What if...Instead of the cube disappearing when it was shoved into Megatron's chest, it shattered instead, sending countless shards all over the world? What if the Autobots had a new mission? And what if they met new allies along the way?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,253 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Barricade, Optimus Prime
Marked by the Spark by Darkpanik reviews
A teenage girl was burned by a shard of the All Spark and even keeps it, not knowing what it was. Now a giant robot attacks her and another robot saves her. What next? Warning! Rated M for language, violence, and may have some sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Issues by Darklight8121 reviews
A few days before her wedding, Mikaela discovers that the newest Autobot has Issues with things that go 'Boom'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mikaela B.
Unconditionally Bound by District X reviews
After what happened in Egypt, Sam was having a great life. That is, until his health suffered. Due to a side effect of coming back to life, Sam may find himself bound to Optimus Prime in more ways than one. SASH! OptimusxSam M for later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Fractured by SpiritOfMetal reviews
Barricade goes into hiding after he realizes something is very wrong...it it just a malfunction, or could it be...more? Takes place after RoTF. Intended to be Barricade/Mikaela. Rating may change.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Barricade, Mikaela B.
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
What's up with Sunstreaker? by Noctisis Rrhagia reviews
What's up with Sunstreaker? A new mech has landed and Sunny is acting a bit weird.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Holoforms rule! by facelessgunslinger reviews
Sam has broken it off with mikeala, he picks up the pieces with... the decepticons? Did you know the decepticons mostly picked female holoforms? And it can touch things! Don't own transformers! SAMxCONS!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sam W., Megatron
Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,334 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Human Phrase Book by wild-sunshine reviews
Bee's never understood all the phrases in the human language. It just made sense that all the perplexing words could explain something so confusing. Slash SamxBee, other pairings as well. T for the moment.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Baby Got Back by DaemonicKitten reviews
A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Desire: A Reason To Breathe by Aozoran reviews
Eighth In The 'Desire' Series: An mission gone wrong, forces Prowl and Jazz to confront the feelings that exist between them. With interesting results...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Empathic Fun by DaemonicKitten reviews
Jasper gets bored one day at school, and decides to use his power on the students around him. Jasper/Alice pairing. ONE-SHOT. Just randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Delicious by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
Tf:A Prowl, Jazz, Highgrade and a M rating. Do you really need a better summery then that?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Favour For a Favour by LittleMewLugia reviews
Being alone on Earth with Barricade puts Starscream in an embarrassing position. Unable to trust Barricade with his needs, Starscream turns to the other potential solution – an unwitting Sam Witwicky. Warning: CRACK ALERT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
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From a Man to a Mech reviews
When Sam breaks up with Mikaela to be together with his alien guardian, Bumblebee, he leaves her heartbroken. Two weeks later, a certaint mech comes along and claims Mikaela as his. Who is he?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mikaela B., Barricade
One thought to be Dead reviews
What would the Autobots do if they discovered a fellow comrade who was long thought to be dead? Who is she? What secrets does her past hold? What secrets will be revealed?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jazz
Emma to Starfire reviews
What would happen if a shard of the Allspark migled with human DNA?Emma,a normal high school student gets sucked into the world of Autobots and Decepticons,and her world is turned upside down.Rated M for violence, launguge, and sexual stuff.PLEASE R&R!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jazz, Starscream