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Joined 10-19-09, id: 2120160, Profile Updated: 11-13-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

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Pretty Porn Anonymous Contest - 2010

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First Place - Carpe Diem by Tiffaninichole
Second Place - Play Me by ChippedGems
Third Place - Untaming the Beast by Amelie Gray

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Other Lives and Dimensions by crackfoxx (Skins)

How High the Moon by kyliselle (Star Trek)

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The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9589 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 6,454 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into Strangers by mopstyle reviews
Set over the course of five years of an eighteen year friendship, we visit seemingly random, but very specific, times in the ever shifting relationship Bella and Jasper have cultivated through years misunderstanding, manipulation, and obsession.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What Just Happened? by JoVersify reviews
My entry for the Friday Free For All. Orig. one-shot, but will be continued. Bella is determined to see a vampire hunt before her fast approaching change. What will happen when she camps out in the woods trying to sneak-a-peek? Rated M for Mmmm...Momma!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10900 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole reviews
Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Fall Back Again by avioleta reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since diapers. Will a one-night stand alter their relationship entirely? Will Edward get over his promiscuous tendencies and realize his feelings for Bella? AH, OCC, BxE. Love, lust, angst, smut, and lots of Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,358 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12644 - Favs: 7,384 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Porn Star in Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
AU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Smooth Vanilla and Deviant Sprinkles by marie0912 reviews
Bella has been faking for a while,deeply unsatisfied and her desires and fantasies too dark and deviant to confess to her husband.She writes what she truly longs for down on paper,unknowingly leaving it for Edward to find and read. Graphic Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Auto Erotic by SinShameGuilt reviews
Slashy one shot written for the Fandom Gives Back Auction - dedicated to the lovely and talented Frenchbeanz. We can all dream can't we?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Unexpected Peace by Sparabella reviews
***Winner of the Best Pre-Twilight Fic Bigger In Texas Awards Contest *** Caught in a world of pain, destruction and war, can Major Jasper Whitlock and his right hand command, Peter, find peace in one another? Rated M for mild violence and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
The Memento by SassyK reviews
New Year's Eve, a crowded bar & the scent of a lifetime. Can physical attraction overcome bloodlust? The answer may lie in a small bouquet of evergreen & berries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forbidden Key by BittenBee reviews
Will two friends, a table full of drinks, a Christmas tree trimmed with key chains, and a secret crush be able to unlock a hidden passion? An O/S for the Who’s Under Your Tree contest, a collab by beegurl13 & BittenBee. A/E Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Collision Course by Fragile Human reviews
Two worlds collide, two lives are forever changed. Vegas was where it began and Forks was where it ended. Rated M for Lemons, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Yoga Master by mskathy reviews
Over-worked, stressed, single dad Jasper decides to take yoga. Alice turns him into a long, lean, peaceful, muscled man. Late one night after a breakthrough yoga session, things get intense. Lemons, AU-H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Somebody by FloridaChickie reviews
Charlie's ready to find love again & seeking that special somebody...on-line. Inspired by Depeche Mode song of same name. Originally written for 80's Contest. AH/AU. Rated M for ripe lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Charlie S., Sue - Complete
Of Slums and Sultans by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Jasper is a privileged high school senior. A fight between his friend and a "blue collar" student leads to a surprising discovery about someone he's lusted after for a long time. Written for the Support Stacie Auction. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Follow Up by hammondgirl reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Game Night by farkle reviews
Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shhh by LoveEqualsEDWARD reviews
The forbidden fruit factor comes to a tantalizing climax when two unavailable people find themselves succumbing to desire in silence. AH, AU, OOC, LEMON, B/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know Me by philadelphic reviews
For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cave by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. For those who wanted more of Katniss/Peeta in their "cave". LEMONY. Slightly OOC.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Comeuppance by goldenmeadow reviews
Love: foundered, fraught, feverish, fought for. Figuring it out. Poetic, poignant, permanent, not-quite-perfection. AH, very rated M, Edward and Bella, Emotional and Beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Silence by Stretch reviews
She wonders if it will always be like this: her clinging desperately to Jacob, him the only solid thing in her world. The last few months, the last few minutes, they’re all a blur save for his face, his smile, the strength of his hands... New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
This Private Moment by Struck Upon a Star reviews
One-shot. Alice's POV. The story of the first four times she and Jasper make love. Citrusy, but no lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Play Me by ChippedGems SECOND PLACE reviews
Bella is drawn to the siren call of Edward and his piano. Edward wants nothing more than to play the object of his obsession. Can a first-time seductress and an isolated musician find the right key?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Eddie and the Sauna by epipole reviews
Edward is a man having complex about his too small penis and a great love for saunas. When his girlfriend Bella asks him to follow her on a weekend trip with her old roommate Alice, the promise of a nice sauna is the thing making him tag along. There he
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Six Weeks by vbfb1 reviews
Edward has been avoiding sexual contact with his wife for six weeks. What happens when she lays it all on the line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misleading Appearances by cass189 reviews
Appearances can be misleading. What went on behind doors at Edward and Bella's house, what happened between the sheets, was undoubtedly different from what most people supposed it was.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole WINNER reviews
Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered, forcing her to take matters into her own hands. When he offers a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella - Complete
Inferno by CatieLardin reviews
When Jasper's boyfriend cheats on him, his family helps him find the man of his dreams; literally.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
In His Eyes by vbfb1 reviews
Edward has been moody and has been finding solace in his piano. Bella wishes he would find solace in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untaming the Beast by Amelie Gray THIRD PLACE reviews
She remembers a time when he would devour her, wild, hungry - wanting her. He doesn't seem to want her like that anymore. But tonight, she's going to change that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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