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Joined 10-19-09, id: 2120322, Profile Updated: 11-13-10
Author has written 15 stories for Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

Ryokablade:

There are two of us, "Ryoka" and "Blade", so these fanfics are written by TWO people and we take the same amount of credit.


Manga that we read: Bleach, D. Gray-Man, Naruto, One Piece, Death Note, Zatch Bell, Liar Game, Claymore, Detective Conan, Eyeshield 21


Bleach:

Favorite Bleach pairing: Ichiruki

Most despised Bleach paring: Ichihime

Favorite Zanpakuto (spirit): Hyourinmaru, Sode no Shirayuki, Zangetsu, Kazeshini, Zabimaru, Suzumebachi, Sogyo No Kotowari, Hisagomaru(both KAWAII!!), Sebonzakura (Yay! he's a good guy now! Maybe Shirayuki doesn't have to slap him XD )

Favorite Bleach Captains: Toushiro, Byakuya, Soifon, Ukitake, Unohana

Favorite Bleach Major characters: Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Yoruichi, Kisuke, Hanatarou

Favorite "Bad Guys" of Bleach: Gin, Ulquiorra, Hollow Ichigo, Muramasa, Starkk, Harribel

Bad Bleach Guys that Gives us Goosebumps: Barragan, Aizen, Yammy, Aaroniero, Zommari, Kouga (JERK!)

We Do Not Like: Orihime after she gets kidnapped, crying and whimpering all the time...KUROSAKI-KUN!!

Hilarious Yet Sometimes Disturbing Favorite Characters: Don Kanonji, Rangiku, Keigo, and don't forget the King Of New york...KON-SAMA!!

We Do Not Like: Yaoi or Yuri (please...mercy on our souls...)

Interesting Crack Pairings (Mostly for Ryo): UryuXNemu, ByakuyaXSoifon, Sode no ShirayukiXSenbonzakura, Sode no ShirayukiXHyourinmaru, HarribelXStarrk

(We blame fanfiction for these pairings, LOL)

Favorite Arcs: The Soul Society Arc, The Zanpakuto Strike Back Arc

We Hope that in the Future of Bleach after the War with Aizen:

-Ichigo becomes Captain of Squad 5

-Rukia gets butt-kicking stonger!!

-Rukia becomes Ichigo's Lieutenant

-Ichiruki becomes obvious

-Orihime BUTTS out

-Uryu gets a girlfriend: considering either Orihime (to get of Ichiruki's way) or Nemu ('cause she's awesome)

-Dark Rukia and Hollow Ichigo will appear more often

-Soifon gets a boyfriend (disturbing SoifonXYoruichi jokes haunts out minds)

-Byakuya pops up randomly to destroy Ichigo when Ichigo and Rukia are having a moment

-Ichigo's friends find out about shinigami

-Ichigo's friends visit the Seireitei and wreak havoc unintentionally

-Everyone's zanpakuto are often seen as human forms

-Sode no Shirayuki slaps Senbonzakura (That's what you get for forcing Byakuya to kill her you jerk. We might change this if things turn out better in the anime. We'll consider. But until then...slap)

-Okay, Senbonzakura was faking his brain washing thing. Maybe he's cool...but was killing Shirayuki so necessary? Hm...(We'll update this page as soon as we finish watching the rest of the new episode)


Favorite Bleach Quotes/Poems:

"The rain drags the black sun down, but the rain is dried by the white moon" -Tite Kubo

"Thank you...because of you, I think that rain has stopped" -Ichigo Kurosaki to Rukia Kuchiki

"The constant pouring of the sun's mane erases the footprints on thin ice. Do not fear deception, for the world already lies atop deception" -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"Death is not goodbye" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest… and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile. " -Isshin Kurosaki

"Ah, Kurosaki, I see you've realized the importance of a cape." -Ishida Uryu

"There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain." -Toushirou Hitsugaya

"Those who do not fear the sword they wield have no right to wield a sword at all." -Shuuhei Hisagi

"I swear. Everyone here gets worked up over the most minute details." - Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara

"You might get lucky and die in some corner." -Soifon

"Even if you rise up a thousand times, your side will never achieve victory." -Ulquiorra

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think about only survival! Survive and think only about the one who failed to kill you!" -Zaraki Kenpachi

"War is not heroic. War is not exhilarating. War is full of despair. It is dark. It is dreadful. It is a thing of sorrow and gloom. That is why people fear war. That is why people choose to avoid it." -Izuru Kira

"You gotta wonder about someone who'd be so dumb as to follow a person crazy as he is! Wait, I think I just insulted myself." -Ganju

"Noooo, there's no way that I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!" -Kisuke Urahara

"Talking is not communicating." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"They say the mouth is the root of all misfortune" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Ichigo… I hate the rain. Rain falls in this world, too. When your heart is in chaos, this sky becomes clouded. When you are sad, rain falls so terribly easy. Can you understand… the horror of being pelted by rain in this solitary world? If only to stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength. If you trust in me, I will let no rain fall in this world. Ichigo, trust me. You are not fighting alone." -Zangetsu

"We stand in awe before that which can not be seen... And we respect, with every fiber, that which can not be explained."-Rukia Kuchiki

"If your honor states that you must kill Rukia, then I will crush your honor. Show me your bankai and I will crush it. I will make you regret what you have done, I will make you kneel in front of Rukia and beg for forgiveness." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"Be honored to perish by my banaki." -Byakuya Kuchiki

"If I do not wield by sword, I cannot protect you, if I keep wielding my sword, I cannot embrace you" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"The power in my hand, was gained for HER sake" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"I bark at you, I bare my fangs, I growl at your presence, but the truth is that I afraid to even approach your shadow" -Renji Abarai

"If it rusts, it can never be trusted. If the owner fails to control it, it will cut him. Yes, pride is like a blade." -Zangetsu

"Yes, there is no Fate for us, only those who are swallowed by ignorance and fear, miss a step, and fall into a rapid river called Fate." -Kisuke Urahara

"Those who claim to know love, liken it to ugliness, those who do not know love, liken it to beauty." -Gin Ichimaru

"We are all born dead. The end exists before anything begins...To continue to live is to continue to learn...of death...Therefore, death is the complete understanding of the end. Those who cannot transcend death, will never learn anything...of the end." -Hollow Ichigo

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU...BWAHAHAHA!!" -Don Kanonji

"Remeber this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride." -Juushiro Ukitake

"Save her? How many of you are there? Seven? Eight?" "Five...and a cat..." -Ichigo Kurosaki to Ikkaku Madarame

"Face Forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That which blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear! Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout...
...My name is..." "ZANGETSU!!" -Zangetsu and Ichigo Kurosaki

"When to fight, you feel nothing but fear. When you attack, you are afraid to kill. When you evade, you are afraid to get hurt. When you protect, you are afraid that she will die. That is why your sword broke so easily. You resolve with nothing but fear. When you protect, it should be I will not let her die! When you evade, it should be I will win! When you attack, it should be I will kill. Don't you see, the resolve to kill you reflecting on my blade?" -Kisuke Urahara

"Do you wish to live? Or do you wish to win?" -Zangetsu

"MATSUMOTO!!" -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"Why does everyone I know, leave without saying goodbye?" -Rangiku Masumoto

"People only have hope, because we cannot see death standing behind us" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Ah, even though our eyes are open, we dream of flying through the sky" -Kukaku Shiba

"We reach out with our hands, to brush away the clouds and pierce the skies, to reach the moon and Mars, but we still can't reach the truth" -Ganju

"We think of a flower on the precipice is beautiful, because our fear makes our feet stop at the edge, instead of stepping out into the sky, like that one flower" -Sosuke Aizen

"Each time we throw away our pride, we get closer to the beast. Every time we kill a heart, we take a step back from the beast" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"All I do, is practicing saying goodbye to you" -Izuru Kira

"That wound that is as deep as the ocean, that bloody murder that is as colorless as death" -Kaien Shiba/Rukia Kuchiki

"There is no meaning in our world. There is no meaning in us, the ones that live in it. Then it is meaningless, for us, who are equally meaningless, to conceive the world in our thoughts, despite knowing that there is no meaning to be found" -Ulquiorra

"That's right, nothing else can change my world" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"The entire world exists for the sake or cornering you" -Shiniji

"Your shadow steathly, leaves behind nothing of where you go, like a poisoned needle, sewing together my footsteps. Your light pliantly, strikes the water tower, like a lightning bolt, that severs my source of life" -Soifon

"Red like blood, white like bone, red like solitude, white like silence, red like the beastly instinct, white like a god's heart, red like throwing hatred, white like a frozen, pained cry. Red like the night's hungry shadow, white shines and red scatters, like sighs that shoot through the moon" -Shihouin Yoruichi

"Dordoni! Dordoni! My name is not Don Panini!! Do I look like a delicious sandwich to you??" -Dordoni to Ichigo

"I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. Neither am I scum enough to sit quietly by while people are getting hurt before my eyes." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"I shall light a fire upon the fang that falls short, so that I needn't see that star... so that it shall not tear this throat of mine." -Renji Abarai

"You complain too much! Pushing yourself to your limit is what training is! " -Hiyori Sarugaki

"Your brain must have been constructed horribly wrong..." -Isihia Uryu

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever"-Toushiro Hitsugaya

"I have discarded my left arm, I have discarded my left leg and yet I have not nearly lowered myself to your level."-Byakuya Kuchiki

"What's your relationship with Itsygo?" -Nell

"You're stupid and therefore wrong." -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"We are under attack. But first of all, shall I pour some tea?" -Sosuke Aizen

"Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu...LU!! Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu...LU!! Lu-lu-lu-lulu...LUCKY!!" -Ikkaku Madarame

"The Kaien Shiba that I knew...the kind hearted Kaien we all loved and respected...would never joke about something like that...How dare you insult him!" "What are you saying Kuchiki? I told you, I am...Kaien..." "DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK THAT NAME AGAIN!" -Rukia Kuchiki to Aaroniero

"Pain and death are the very rewards of battle!!" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"Pachinko ball!" "Shut up!" -Yachiru and Ikkaku

"AHHH!! I-I-I'm sorry!! P-Please don't hurt me!!" -Hanataro Yamada

"Hai, Mayuri-sama" -Nemu Kurotsuchi

"That's right. You had no reason to save her in the first place. Thank you for helping us all this way, but i can't let you hurt her, because I promised Ichigo that I would save Rukia. I know that it would be wrong to make you give your life for someone who you hold a grudge against. But please, take her with you when you escape out the back, and as for him...I'll distract Byakuya Kuchiki. Thank you." -Hanataro Yamada

"If I do not have the power...the power to protect my friends from this wheel of destiny...then at least, give me the strength of a blade, a blade that can shatter fate" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"We will keep walking. We do not know what awaits us. That is why, we shall keep walking. Even though the road may eventually fork. Even though the road may eventaully come to an end." -Renji, Hinamori, Izuru, Hisagi

"Let's get stronger and stronger together!" -Yachiru Kusajishi

"You stupid woman! You throw like a GIRL!!" -Tsubaki to Orihime

"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one." -Gin Ichimaru

"This issue doesn’t concern you. Don’t Bother me. Die." - Hitsugaya Toushirou

"Look around Ichigo!! What is the matter with you ? You are a soul reaper! No reason to fight me?? Don't give me that trash!! Admit it! You wish for power and strength!! For whatever reason, I don't care! The only way to gain power is to FIGHT!! Open your eyes and take a look around!! There is no alternative path to take...Fighting in order to gain power and strength, that is the only path that awaits you Ichigo!!" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"Even if everyone loses faith in you, even if the whole world turns agains you, I will stand by your side, because that is the type of man you are in my heart Ichigo!!"-Rukia Kuchiki

"It doesn't matter that I am weak right now, all that matter is that I will become stronger." -Renji Abarai

"You idiot! Memories aren't everything! You can't destroy that bond we share!" -Ichigo to Rukia in Bleach Movie 3: Fade to Black

"Oh, hurry up and finish him off; getting him to grow larger just makes him harder to disect." -Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"Nanao-chan!! Nanao-chan!! Lovely, lovely Nanao-chan!!" -Kyouraku Shunsui

"Bananas provide excellent nutrition..." -Byakuya Kuchiki in the shinigami golden cup

"I lost...how unbeautiful..." -Yumichika

"If you even fail to be born, it is only natural to die." -Mayuri

"It's still to early to believe." -Aizen/Shinji

"People cannot be thought to define beauty, however. Flowers can be thought to define beauty. A person's form resembles a flower, only at the time of defeat, when it is torn to pieces." -Yumichika

"I envy because of the heart. I glutton because of the heart. I covet because of the heart. I am prideful because of the heart. I sloth because of the heart. I rage because of the heart. Because of the heart. I lust for everything about you." -Ulquiorra

"If you give me wings. I will soar for you. Even if this whole land. Sinks down to the water. If you give me a sword. I will fight for you. Even if this whole sky. Shoots through with your light." -Nel

"We are insects. Worms crawling under the unvolatile spite. I lift my head up, higher than the moon...until I can't see you merciful bastards anymore." -Nnoitra

"The King is running. Shaking free of his shadow. The armour rings. Kicking at the bones. Slurping at the flesh. Raising up a combat. Crushing the heart. Treading in alone. Towards the distance." -Grimmjow

"Master, we regard you with the same look that we would give a peacock. This look is edged with something that resembles expectation, adoration and terror that knows no end." -Dordoni

"I just fix it up relentlessly. Though I know it will be chopped off someday. I just wash it relentlessly. Though I know it will be chopped off someday.
But it frightens me. Oh how it frightens me. Because when it is chopped off...That chopped-off hair, will resemble the dead you. Why is it that even though I fix up my hair and nails beautifully...as though they were treasures...just by cutting them away from me...they become something dirty and disgusting? The answer is simple. They are all...nothing less than the figure of my own death." -Curruci

"Yay! Yay! Let's play, let's play!!" -Sogyo no Kotowari

"You humans are always talking about hearts. It's as if you have them in your hand. But my eye sees everything. Nothing can escape it. What it doesn't see doesn't exist. That's how I've always fought. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?" -Ulquiorra

"Promise me again. You will seal Kisuke Urahara in one of your barriers for a month." -Soifon

"You have lost your battle, and it seems you have even lost your sanity..." "Sanity? Sorry, I don't recall having anything like that." -Tousen and Kenpachi

"You end my life because I cut you, as a shinigami..." -Zommari
"I have rescinded your right to live because you tried to cut my pride with such a dull blade." -Byakuya, about Rukia

"That filthy brat would never survive in Hueco Mundo if he is left to his own devices." -Byakuya, about Ichigo

"Smile, damn it!!" -Kensei to Hisagi (as a child)

"Don't tremble. Don't break your stance. Stay aware of your surroundings. Don't let your guard down for an instant." -Ulquiorra

"Just passing by. No big deal... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a Shinigami, all right?"-Uryu

"Good luck lieutenant Abarai! You're so cool liutenant Abarai! You're so strong lieutenant Abarai! You have funny eyebrows lieutenant Abarai!" -Rukia mocking Renji

"Nee-san!!" -Kon

"I am not fat!! Plumpness is a sign of wealth you peasant!!" -Omaeda

"I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!!" -Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu, Chad

"His best friend is a cat...how pitiful..." -Jinta

"Exacta!" -Findor

"Perfect is no good. I spit on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies that you've reached the summit. No trial and error. No ability to conceptualize; an omniscient being would have no need for these things. For people who dabble in science, perfection would render us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will come into existence and yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's line. Our function, as men of science, relies on their many shortcomings. Then and only then can we apply our fruits of labour."
-Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"Never die alone, for their will be no one to pass your heart onto." -Kaien

"Man, we're going through captains faster than toilet paper!" -Shinji

Bleach Official Book of Souls Poem: The sun that locks the heavens

Bleach Official Animation Book Vibes Poem:The moon that eclipses the night (ICHIRUKI YAY!!)


D. Gray Man Quotes:

"No matter what happens, I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I'll keep on walking," -Allen WAlker

"Don't underestimate us nerds!" -Science Department

"I hate boredom above anything else." -Daisya Barry

"Huh? What do you mean?" "That is your fate to discover." "KANDA!!" -Kanda and Allen (Kanda giving 'good' tips to destroy Komarin)

"Even with a crappy gun, shoot a lot and you're sure to hit something." -Millennium Earl

"Fatso." -Cross Marian (about Earl)

"When you close your eyes and look at the world, what do you see?" -Lenalee Lee

"Worry not, for I am awesome!" -Bak

"You're filthy! Get away from me! I only surround myself with beautiful women!" -Cross Marian

"I eat math for breakfast!" -Debitto

"It's a sword. You've just been stabbed." -Allen Walker

"STTRRIIIKKEE! My type!!" -Lavi

"You octopus! DIE!" -Komui

"He's threatening his comrades?!" -Lero (about Kanda)

"Cleanse the pitiful souls of akuma." -Allen Walker

"...you stupid?" -Marian Cross

"The world he looks at is hell." -Lavi

"When there's something you can't understand no matter how much you think about it, you can't let yourself brood over it forever." -Allen Walker

"Y-you think just because you're pretty, you can get away with anything?!" -Emilia

"You really shouldn't look at Lenalee like that..." "Why? Does she have a lover?" "No, a brother." - Reever and Bak

"To the God, who I hate so much." -Lenalee

"Bookman has no need for a heart." -Lavi

"YOU! Search my desk!" -Komui

"Do you always have to sacrifice something in order to protect something else?" -Cross Marian

"That coat isn't meant to be a pillow for the wounded- exorcists wear it!" -Kanda

"What I love, I destroy. I love humans!" -Tyki Mikk

"Why'd you hit me?" "I didn't hit you, I kicked you." -Lavi and Bookman

"One shot is what you did for everyone here...and the rest because you messed up my clothes." -Cross Marian

"To believe...is also precious." -Allen Walker

"This is all my fault! I should have been more strict with him!" -Reever

"Who said you could get out of bed..." -Matron

"I soon came to the point where I didn't know whether my smiling face was a lie or not." -Lavi

"He's a antisocial humbug." -Tiedoll (about Kanda)

"No matter how faint our hopes are, even if we don't have anything to rely on, I will never give up." -Allen Walker

"Because I want to smile and say I'm home again." -Lenalee

"I'm a bookman, Allen. This eye of mine enables me to memorize everything on sight." "Awesome. I'll give you a minute to find it." "No way!" -Lavi and Allen

"Let's have the last dance boy." -Tyki Mikk

"This scenario, it almost seems like the whiteface clown chasing down the auguste." "Well then, like a white clown, I shall prevent this unamusing tomfoolery from continuing." -Earl and Allen

"I AM! The guy who has a problem! YAY!" -Komui

"He's a real idiot." -Kanda (about Skin)

"Don't forgive the innocence." -Skin

"Well, it was the eleventh hour and all...when a man's desperate enough, he can do anything." -Cross Marian

"I always hated the way you smiled Allen...but, if I were to put myself in your shoes, I think that I'd do it exactly the same way you did." -Lenalee

"Why the heck were you keeping your hearing aid in your underwear?! That's disgusting!!" -Rikei

"...When everyone comes back, first, I'll say "welcome back" and give everyone a pat on the shoulder. Then I'll hug Lenalee as I tight as I can. As for Allen-kun, I'll make sure there's a ton of food for you to eat. Lavi would probably fall asleep right away, so I'll prepare a blanket for him. Then the older ones would have some wine and make a toast. We'll have a huge party, and then fall asleep. It'll be great. Right about then, even if a little late, Kanda would arrive, and throw a sour look around the room."- Komui

"He won't be played up by anyone. He won't be led astray by anything. He simply places himself in a clear space." (about Kanda)

"Lenalee is getting married." "WAAHH!! MY DEAR SWEET LENALEE!!"- Komui

"Thanks for the sermon exorcist, now have a taste of my power!" -Tyki Mikk

"Tell me, do you know? The Bookmen...why do they exist? Why do humans fail to bring about an end to the war?" "Why ask me? I have no idea." "I'm supposed to be you. All 48th and you, the 49, are a single me. You're the one who's asking." -Lavi and young Lavi

"YOU PERVERT!"-Road (about Kanda)

"IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE IF I DON'T STUDY!!" -Timothy

"If you're going to fall Moyashi, do it yourself!!" -Kanda

"My left hand for the akumas, my right hand for humanity. That's why I decided." -Allen Walker

"To know what other people don't know, that's why I will become a Bookman." -Lavi

"All you workaholics...don't even know how to take a break...no one even listens to the nurses anymore..." -Matron

"Robots don't figure into his love for humanity." -Kanda (about Allen)

"Is this your girl, Allen?" -Cross (about Lou Fa)

"I'M NOT A STALKER!!" -Bak

"Baka Bak." -Fou

"The long morning is finally over." -Komui

"You stripped me to my underwear, don't you think there's something between us?" "I've stripped plenty of guys down to their underwear playing poker" Tyki Mikk and Allen Walker

"God wouldn't abandon you this way" "God? I don't care about God" Bak Chan and Allen Walker

"GRAMPS! ARE YOU DEAD!?" "Here comes the idiot...I'm fine. Did my hair get burnt?" "Who cares about your dumb hair?!" "I do." -Lavi and Bookman


Random Quotes:

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time" -Anonymous

"If you at first don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" -Anonymous

"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes" -Anonymous

"It is generally agreed that 'hello' is an appropriate gretting, because if you entered a room and said 'goodbye', it would confuse a lot of people." -Anonymous

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room" -Anonymous

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost" -Anonymous

"Never say 'oops'; always say 'ah, interesting'..." -Anonymous

"A rose by any other name would likely be 'deadly thornbearing assault vegetation'." -Anonymous

"Beware of the letter G, it is the end of everything." -Anonymous

"Flying is not inherently dangerous, crashing is." -Anonymous

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Anonymous

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" -Anonymous

"I use to have a handle on life, then it broke" -Anonymous

"I like long walks, espicially those taken by people who annoy me" -Anonymous

"If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough left over parts to build a second one." -Anonymous

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Anonymous

"If someone asks you how old you are, say: in dog years, I'm dead." -Anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants had died." -Anonymous

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously over looked something." -Anonymous

"If genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people." -Anonymous

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level, I'm really quite busy." -Anonymous

"The problem with real life is that there is no background music" -Anonymous

"Drive You?? Why would I DRIVE you? It's such a beautiful day outside! What do you think people have feet for?"
"To work the gas pedal..." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Never test the depth of water with both feet." -Anonymous

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts" -Anonymous

"Trash, trash, trash, trash...ooh! Garbage!!" -Garfield

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." -Calvin and Hobbes

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" -Calvin and Hobbes

"Childhood is short, maturity is forever." -Calvin and Hobbes

"CALVIN! Pay attention, we're studying geography...now what state do we live in?" "Denial!" "...can't argue with that..." -Calvin and Hobbes

"If you are trash, please hang up. If you are not trash, please leave a message after the beep." -Lamekirby's fanfic: Voicemail (Uquiorra)

"You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you choose" -Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)

"Is the cup half full, or half empty?" -Proverb

"Fall down 7 times, get up 8." -Japanese proverb

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10000 kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kick 10000 times" -Bruce Lee

"Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not quite sure about the former." -Albert Eistein

"Destruction without death? Boring!" Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy)

"A sin is a boomerang; you throw one out and it'll eventually come back smacking you in the face." ~Ryokablade

"Loyalty is a blade. With it I can defend. With it I can protect. With it I can attack. With it you can stab me in the back." ~Ryokablade


Movie Quotes:

"Where's my damn cigarette?" - Grace (Avatar / James Cameron)

"You're not the only one with a gun... bitch " - Trudy Chacon (Avatar/ James Cameron)

"Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions" -Robin Hood (2010 movie)

"It is said some lives are linked across time...they are connected by an ancient calling...destiny." -Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (2010 movie)

"Man, you are a cat-tastrophe." "And you sir, are re-donk-ulous." -Donkey and Puss in Boots (Shrek Forever After)

"The world will push us down, but we can always choose to stand back up." -Mr. Han (The Karate Kid/2010)

"There are no such things as bad students, there are only bad teachers." -Mr Han (The Karate Kid/2010)

"To infinity, and beyond!" -Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)

"Spare me your lies temptress. Your emperor's defeated and I am immune to your bewitching good looks." -Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story 3)

"Overkill is underrated" -Col. John "Hannibal" Smith (The A-Team/2010)

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Three Days Grace by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky reviews
Songfic Collection/IchiRuki/Ch 23/Request: Your Guardian Angel/Before she could ask what he meant by that a voice reached their ears, high and livid and disgusted. "What do you think are you doing, Kurosaki? Haven't you broken enough vows already?" They turned around, Ichigo's hands never leaving her face, and his next words shocked her to the core. "This will be the last one."/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,724 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
We All Fall Down by natcat5 reviews
"All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?" Each nation remembers falling. Now they reflect on their past and watch for America's turn. 10.A hero's perpetual dream that refuses to wake
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,206 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - America - Complete
Assumptions by ScumFreezebag reviews
Zoro never learns.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Gallipoli by George deValier reviews
Gallipoli, April 25, 1915. Australia is a young nation with plenty to prove. And war is where nations prove themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Australia - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Twin Shadows reviews
When one of Kurotsuchi's experiments leaves Soifon a 4-year-old girl, she's sent to the Living World. And who do you think is in charge of her until she's better? Ichigo Kurosaki! Wait, what? Seriously?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Espada's Past by summerrayah reviews
Urahara is approached by someone who then tells him to gather Soul Society, the vizards, and Ichigo's group to witness the pasts of Starrk, Harribel, and Ulquiorra. Aizen's former prima, tres, and cuarto espadas. Currently working on Ulquiorra's Chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, C. Stark
A Loss to Survive by Kagome-reincarnation reviews
The world has been destroyed, but there are some survivors - but for how long can they survive? Vignette.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Gifts by p y r otechnic - - ROYAL reviews
He gave her so many things… She gave him love. GinRan
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Ace of Spades by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Luffy and Co. meet a bartender by the name of Ava Spade. Joining the crew only on the condition that Luffy know nothing of her past, Spade is an enigmatic figure whose mask only crumbles when she meets Ace, whom she's been avoiding. AceXOC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ace, OC
And The Earth Will Shake by rrreeves reviews
OCxSeph, all in our universe, on Earth. (THIS STORY WILL BE REVISITED, so don't be too disappointed if you read it and find it to be sub-par.) An enraged Sephiroth escapes Shinra's headquarters and doesn't stop before he ends up in a forest, about to bleed to death. There, a girl stumbles upon him who thinks he's a crazy costume player. Only in the beginning, though.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,192 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sephiroth - Complete
50 Or More Ways To Annoy Bleach Characters by Kouzumi93 reviews
The title says it all. Rated T for some slightly suggestive material. All done! Ichimaru is up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Smoke by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
The Order has fallen and the Earl has succeeded. In a smoke-filled room Allen spends his last moments with Tyki, and can only ask, ‘Why?’. Vague one-sided Tyki/Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
POKER by Eris-92 reviews
A clear example of how I suck at parodies...Never mind, R&R! What would happen if the Order and the Noahs decide to put an end to the war betting everything on a single match between the Earl and Allen?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Allen Walker, Millenium Earl - Complete
Lead, I Follow by flammabellum reviews
-Oneshot- In his own way, General Yu Kanda knew how to mourn, if only a little differently from a ‘normal’ human being.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Voice mail by lamekirby reviews
Scenarios of what would happen if a Bleach character didn't pick up his or her cell phone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009
There Is Peace Here by ebonynightwriter reviews
The steady rhythm beats in your ears, the life that is yours...right in front of you. Beating. You can hear it fade now, can't you? How easy it would be...to crush it. Implied IchiRuki, IchiHime beware! 2nd POV story! One-Shot!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Barrel Roll by Allen the Musician reviews
Move the barrels to the other side of the circus grounds. Mana wasn't entirely certain how this simple job had turned into a contest between him and his son however that's exactly what happened. And the child seemed determined to win. Allen/Mana fic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mana W., Allen Walker - Complete
Icy Nocturnes by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Satori Aya is one of the most violent and hotheaded girls at Karakura High School. Known as theFirebird, Aya's proud of her reputation and thus has a few sentimental secrets that she can't let out. That is, until ice-prince Hitsugaya unveils them! HitsuOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,521 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
A Guide for Bleach Addicts by Siphor reviews
Sixty-three different signs of Bleach overdose. Think you're an addict?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Therapy by Cronomon reviews
And, unfortunately, Shirayuki drew the shortest straw.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kazeshini, Sode no Shirayuki - Complete
Too late by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky reviews
Blood was everywhere. It dyed the surroundings red like the setting sun. He could feel the hot, metallic liquid all over his face. Everything was red. Everything was dead. /Sayonara... and.../Character death/M for blood and gore/Mild IchiRuki/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] S. Aizen - Complete
white snow nothing by Burnout Black reviews
A soul cannot survive divided. she fades, cracks. he mourns, remembers. Slight AU, one-shot, Senbonzakura/Sode no Shirayuki, Byakuya/Hisana, Ichigo/Rukia
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Senbonzakura, Sode no Shirayuki - Complete
It's just a study, guys by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky reviews
Nemu asks Ichigo and Rukia to help her with her 'studies of human interactions, especially the one called love'/random/crack/
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] Nemu K. - Complete
Catch 22 by Euregatto reviews
StarkHalibel FRIENDSHIP one-shot. Stark thinks Halibel is too tense and decides to see what would happen if he pushed her down a hill...seriously. I made this out of boredom, nothing too special.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - T. Harribel, C. Stark - Complete
World of red by Hevimankeli reviews
Allen then glanced at the bodies sprawled around him, an expression of twisted sadism appearing on his face. He held no remorse in what he had done. T to be safe. "What.. have I done..?"
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Timcanpy - Complete
The Embarrasing Truth of the Bleach Cast by sakana3 reviews
The embarrasing truth of the Bleach cast self-explanatory. Chapter One: featuring the 13 captains.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009
Little Bundle of Joy by luckystars135 reviews
The shinigami have never really bothered learning about babies and how to take care of them, but that just might change when Matsumoto brings in a rather special surprise for her captain. First Bleach fanfic, so don't be mean, okay? Please read and review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Bookman by tami3 reviews
For Dhampir 72 and momosportif with love. Lavi makes his choice to be a Bookman and turns his friends into mere records: The Lotus Kanda , The Heart Lenalee , The Clock Miranda , The Lover Krory , The Destroyer Allen , and The Patron Komui .
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Present by Momosportif reviews
Lavi to Bookman. Today is the only thing that lasts forever and Bookman is stuck in yesterdays. Dialogue style only Lavi speaking . Characters are Hoshino's. Please read and enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Bookman, Lavi - Complete
A Coffee Story by Momosportif reviews
Lenalee's gone on a mission and Komui's going into withdrawal without his beloved coffee! Will the science team and Reever be able to save the Order from their coffee-deprived supervisor? KomuixReever, characters are Hoshino's! Readand enjoy! Smile
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Komui Lee, Reever W. - Complete
The Dark by Momosportif reviews
Tyki, Kanda, Lavi and Allen, not together,but in that order. Each line switches POV so watch out! A very metaphoric reflection on the boys' personal struggles with the light and dark, both an absence of light and evil . Boys are Katsura Hoshino's. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Washing with Bleach Shunsui Laudry Disaster by Dark Magician Girl KKC reviews
It was a recipe for disaster consisting of the fallowing ingredients that should never have been mixed 1 drunk Shunsui, 13 white captains coats, 1 large washing machine, & a single pink haori... Hilarity insues in this tale of funniness
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Shunsui K. - Complete
May Inspire Confidence by ExodineTheDestroyer reviews
During a brief visit to the World of the Living, Hanataro saw an interesting commercial advertising an interesting product that he believes could help him with his problem: confessing his love for someone way out of his league. -UnoHana-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hanatarō Y., R. Unohana - Complete
Initiation by Nadat reviews
It's SoiFon's first Shinigami Women's Association meeting, and Matsumoto wants some fun. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Nanao I. - Complete
Magnetism by bmw.remixed reviews
[Senbonzakura, Sode no Shirayuki] To her, it is one of those morbid fascinations.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Book About Pancakes by Torp reviews
[One Shot] Bookman told Lavi to read a book, any book. But he didn’t expect Lavi to find a book like that one.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Why Are You? by Oishii reviews
A short story about the Earl of Millennium, and why he is.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
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A Bleached Christmas reviews
The 12 days of Christmas...Bleach Style! Wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! UPDATED. Session one of Bleach Chirstmas Carols Singing Contest!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009
Cuisine of Death reviews
The true yet untold story of the downfall of Aizen and the Espada! But what detroyed the Espada, is now released into Soul Society! Who or what is it? We'll give you a clue: Orihime Inoue and her Cuisine of Death!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Orihime I.
Waves of Laughter reviews
A gas bomb is snuck into the captain meeting room, and something happens to the Gotei 13 Captains. Find out what...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,056 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009
Stealth Goes Wrong reviews
After a Menos Grande attack, Omaeda is put out of commission. Who will replace the Second Division's lieutenant? The one and only Hanatarou Yamada! Question is, how will Soifon react to this rather large change of lieutenants?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,745 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Frozen Heart reviews
Aizen stops the Winter War and returns Orihime in exchange for her powers, but with a purpose. Will Ichigo confuse love with pity? Has he left his relationship with Rukia? And is there something Orihime is hiding from the shinigami? Ichihime vs Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,367 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Turkey Trot reviews
Soul Society is celebrating Thanksgiving for the first time. You gotta cook the turkey, you gotta stuff the turkey, but first, you gotta CATCH the turkey! One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
How to Annoy Bleach Characters reviews
Find out the many ways to get on the wrong side of the bleach cast. ON HIATUS PLEASE CHECK CHAPTER 69
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 46,440 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
Angels From Hell reviews
For Kanda, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee...as time passed, so did trust and freidnship. But now, after 4 years, together, they must fight the Earl's new creation, a human-like akuma with the genes of a noah and a thirst for blood...kandaxOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kanda Yuu
A Star in the Sky, A Dog in the Streets reviews
Renji and Rukia were childhood friends. They were always together. Renji, lets become soul reapers...the sentence that would change their lives. Renruki with hints of Ichiruki. From Renji's point of view. One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Reach Toward the Skies reviews
The final battle between Soul Society and Hueco Mundo. There are only two people left. One on each side. Their fight will determine the fate of Soul Society. It's either life, or death. One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
Under the Sakura Trees reviews
Byakuya and Hisana. Together, they smiled. He loved her. Together, they laughed. He broke the law. Together, they stood by each other. She was ill. Together, they held each other. Together, they walked under the sakura trees. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
The Perfect Moment reviews
Senbonzakura had few regrets in his life. The greatest one was ordering Byakuya to kill Sode no Shirayuki. But then, there she was, unharmed, standing in front of him, smiling, as if nothing happened. You'll laugh your guts out, we promise...One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sode no Shirayuki, Senbonzakura - Complete
Accidental Happiness reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are having a moment alone. 5 years after the war with Aizen. They know they will forver be with each other. What they don't know it that the Gotei 13 is spying on their precious moment. Ichiruki Oneshot. 100% funny!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
How Tousen went Blind and How Ikkaku went Bald reviews
How did Tousen go blind, and how did Ikkaku turn bald? Find out...One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Tousen K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Within the Dancing Blood reviews
The most frightening thing that could happen to Allen Walker...HINT: what would be the most unexpected thing to happen during a disaster at the Exorcist HQ? Is this related to Kanda Yu? Seriously, blood and pink don't mix. Please read and review! One-shot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete