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Joined 10-19-09, id: 2120355, Profile Updated: 10-05-11

Hello, I'm 40+ yrs old, married with 2 kids and hopelessly obsessed with the Twilight Saga story. I love turtles. My turtle obsession is second compared to the twilight obsession. I own a lot of turtle shit. An entire curio cabinet filled, yard ornaments, even some wall hangings etc etc. I once had a real red eared slider turtle but sadly it died after a year. My Husband has drawn the line on anymore live turtles. He says we have enough other pets to worry about and don't need to add to the mayhem.

(Oh, and yes my avi pic is a pic of my legs. Made for me by Anillicitwriter.)

I find dry sarcastic & perverse humor extremely funny.

I was introduced to Fanfic from a friend after I confessed I could not seem to read anything but the Twilight books over and over. (6 times complete including Midnight Sun, I'm sure 6 isn't the last) I have a problem, but I'm not ashamed. (To bad there isn't a help program like AA for this)

I was blown away with Fanfic. My husband thinks I should try and write a story on here but so far I can't bring myself to do it. I love reading over and over of Edward and Bella falling in love and there is so many great writers already. Also the smut ignited my love life again. I guess this is the only good thing to come of my obsession for my husbands sake. Or maybe I finally hit my sexual peek like boys do at 18. LOL I really don't care just enjoying the ride. (Pun intended) LOL again.

Some of my friends & family still don't get my addiction. I told them to go read the books & then come talk to me. So far none of them have. My best friend still hasn't read them because I scared her with my obsession. She feels bad but I told her not to worry, I have tons of people that understand this phenomena of craziness online & are just like me. So here's me toasting all of you that share my insanity with Stephanie Meyers creation of Edward, Bella and the Twilight saga. (Boy my best friend is right that does sound creepy and maybe I need to see a shrink??? NAAHH I'm good with it. ;D )

Well that's it for now until I decide maybe to add to all the rest of the fantastic stories on Fanfic.

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The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6982 - Favs: 6,281 - Follows: 7,155 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,381 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,266 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Speak Now by Saritadreaming reviews
One Bride, One Groom... One Huge Lie. When Bella learns the truth about their long ago past, can she stop Edward from making the biggest mistake of his life? Can they survive the aftermath? AH Edward/Bella/Tanya. Collab between SaritaDreaming and wmr1601
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,737 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Edward, Bella
Daybreak by kay0913 reviews
Bella Swan thought everything that she has dealt with was real, that she lived in a town where the supernatural exists. One day she wakes up, only to find out that the reality she had belonged to was nothing more than one big elaborate dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,411 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Best Part Of Me Was You by justagirl1238 reviews
Childhood friends...Teenage Lovers...One huge mistake. Can these soul mates find their way back to each other or will they need to accept that some betrayals cannot be overcome?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,897 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Riders on the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Welcome to part 3 of the storm series. Sixteen years after Weather the Storm. Follow the Skip, Bella, and their kids - now older, wiser, and enmeshed in the family business. How will Edward cope with trying to teach Damion and Sonny the ropes, keeping Kylie out of trouble, and Bella happy? Does he still have what it takes to juggle all his duties? Mobward. OOC. AU. Romance/Humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 581,257 - Reviews: 8774 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9253 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Weather the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Part Two: How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella. Sequel to Quiet Storm. EDITED TO MEET THE TOS. FULL STORY CAN BE FOUND ON TWCS, where you'll need to log-in. A few passages are missing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 545,598 - Reviews: 11199 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lovegame by moneybeet reviews
Every night she goes about her business ignorant to the man who watches her from her window. She doesn't understand what is coming. She couldn't know the horrors he would subject her to in the name of fascination. E/B, DARK. Nom for Immortal Sin Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,679 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Serial Killer by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Bella, a recovering alcoholic, wants to get to know the real Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews
Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward