Hello, I'm 40+ yrs old, married with 2 kids and hopelessly obsessed with the Twilight Saga story. I love turtles. My turtle obsession is second compared to the twilight obsession. I own a lot of turtle shit. An entire curio cabinet filled, yard ornaments, even some wall hangings etc etc. I once had a real red eared slider turtle but sadly it died after a year. My Husband has drawn the line on anymore live turtles. He says we have enough other pets to worry about and don't need to add to the mayhem.
(Oh, and yes my avi pic is a pic of my legs. Made for me by Anillicitwriter.)
I find dry sarcastic & perverse humor extremely funny.
I was introduced to Fanfic from a friend after I confessed I could not seem to read anything but the Twilight books over and over. (6 times complete including Midnight Sun, I'm sure 6 isn't the last) I have a problem, but I'm not ashamed. (To bad there isn't a help program like AA for this)
I was blown away with Fanfic. My husband thinks I should try and write a story on here but so far I can't bring myself to do it. I love reading over and over of Edward and Bella falling in love and there is so many great writers already. Also the smut ignited my love life again. I guess this is the only good thing to come of my obsession for my husbands sake. Or maybe I finally hit my sexual peek like boys do at 18. LOL I really don't care just enjoying the ride. (Pun intended) LOL again.
Some of my friends & family still don't get my addiction. I told them to go read the books & then come talk to me. So far none of them have. My best friend still hasn't read them because I scared her with my obsession. She feels bad but I told her not to worry, I have tons of people that understand this phenomena of craziness online & are just like me. So here's me toasting all of you that share my insanity with Stephanie Meyers creation of Edward, Bella and the Twilight saga. (Boy my best friend is right that does sound creepy and maybe I need to see a shrink??? NAAHH I'm good with it. ;D )
Well that's it for now until I decide maybe to add to all the rest of the fantastic stories on Fanfic.