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Author has written 1 story for Homestuck.

Hello people behind their keyboards. Although I don't think I write good enough stories to post, I do love reading fanfics; just to find out what other people think about characters and what ideas they have fascinates me. I'm a bit of a geek and enjoy many shows, books, and movies; mostly recently Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes (BBC). Some other interests I have are: Homestuck, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Naruto, The Walking Dead, and even some cartoons like Adventure Time, The regular Show, Gumball, Teen Titans, Codename: Kids Next Door, and Ed, Edd, & Eddy.

I'm also really looking forward to the third season Of Sherlock and the 2nd part of The Hobbit :)

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Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
You Are My Sunshine by SummoningSpazzy reviews
yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,470 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,903 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A Little Unexpected by CompanionToMisterHolmes reviews
Thrown together because of a great man's fall. John Watson ends up living with Molly Hooper, both believe the man to be dead, but to Sherlock Holmes, Molly has made a promise to look after his only friend. Sooner or later she'll go beyond her call of duty. Because there's just not enough Jolly love. Rated T for possible swearing and to safeguard and future chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,816 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [John W., Molly Hooper] DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
GamTav song stories by Jamzee Strider reviews
I keep hearing all these songs that make me think of GamTav! :) Sad songs and happy songs, and some inbetween songs, sorry for all the GamTav stuff, I need a new fandom! :( GAMTAV IS STILL MY NUMBER 1 3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Danger Nights by Deklava reviews
Mycroft Holmes is losing one of Britain's most crucial resources: his mind. As John, Sherlock, and Lestrade struggle to find a solution, the past comes back to haunt everyone. Sequel to "Promise to the Living" and "The Devil in Devon".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Mycroft H., John W., Sherlock H., OC
A Moment's Surrender by burninganchors reviews
Sherlock tours worldwide with the English National Ballet. John dances the Lindy Hop competitively all across the globe. That they would meet, then, by the slimmest of chances in one lonely city, is pure coincidence. The whole 'dancing together' bit is a little more planned. Dancer!AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,535 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Go to sleep by Jamzee Strider reviews
My first ever Johnlock story. Short fluff, hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bantam Wars by thursdayplaid reviews
John and Tim are on their way to stop the evil Dr. Grendel once and for all. Third in the Wee Doctor series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,281 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Dimmock
Moving On by reflectiveless reviews
After Sherlock's death, John finds he just can't move on with his life. He tries a number a radical life decisions until he finds one that brings him a glimmer of happiness. When Sherlock comes back he discovers John has a peculiar new hobby and fashion sense. John is a cross-dresser. Warning: Suicidal moments. Angst. Fabulousness. Cross-dressing. Drugs. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Miscalculation by OodHappenings reviews
A nice evening out together turns sinister when a stain from Sherlock's past resurfaces bent on destroying his future. Lead up and realization of relationship. Eventual smut. Warnings within.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,619 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Golden Boy by paperandfeather reviews
"Do you know what you have done? A bond was created. You two are now irreversibly connected to each other..." At first neither Sherlock nor John is happy about it but their animosity begins to fade...Magic!AU, Johnlock/Whump!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,543 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bondlock: Drinking & Bonding by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
James, Greg and John bond over their boyfriends. Mycroft and Sherlock somehow end up in trouble, and Q's a happy Quartermaster. See warnings inside.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2013 - James Bond/007, John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Murderer On The Dance Floor by MartinsEvenSassierInTheBedroom reviews
When John Watson goes to the 'Annual Army Get Together' he only expected to spy on Sebastian Moran-right hand man to Jim Moriarty. Not to wake up the next morning in a certain Consulting Criminal's bed. It's not really that bad though,he could probably get used to this..
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
An Interesting Side to Tea by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Hobbit riddles exchanged between John and Sherlock...what could possibly go wrong? By Marie
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why does everyone by writerfan2013 reviews
John wonders why. But he knows the answer. One shot johnlock just for fun. Just a drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - John W. - Complete
A Little Birdie Told Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A series of silly stories and serious inspired by really marvelous tweets by the Sherlock writers, directors, actors, and producers. Most will be slashy John and Sherlock, but who knows who else and what else...only Twitter knows for sure.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How Sherlock Says 'I Love You' by cloudtunnel reviews
Sherlock has many ways to say those three words and John loves every way that Sherlock could say them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deception by Rawr167849 reviews
What if John was actually working with and involved with James Moriarty? [Oneshot]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Intentions Verse 1: No intention by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Short Bloke in the Army Outfit by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
Sherlock appears to have found his perfect partner; Lestrade is worried for his own sanity. Wherein there is a suspected serial killer, a chase and Captain John Watson, MD. is a badass motherf**ker. Some language. A gift fic for LunaKyria
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Ten Days by Engazed reviews
Book 1 of 'The Fallen': John is named a missing person. Someone is pointing DI Lestrade in the wrong direction. And as the days pass, John's situation only grows more dire. It seems like the disappearance of his best friend is the only thing that can bring Sherlock Holmes back from the dead. Warnings: Graphic Violence/Torture/Rape/Horror
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,204 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Cloverfield by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
Gamzee is reunited with his long lost love after seven years thanks to a chance motorcycle accident. So why doesn't Tavros seem to remember him? And who's this Dave guy? Nothing to do with the movie Cloverfield xD AU, Humanstuck, PBJ, Davros, GamKat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,154 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Three bottles of Faygo and a Chocolate pie by Jamtav reviews
Gamzee stumbles upon a cute, little cafe. But that's not what keeps bringing him back everyday at the exact same time. It's the little handicapped boy working there. -Humanstuck- Alot of Tavzee fluff! Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. Really short chapters!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
What is Deserved and What is Owed by RemyDico5 reviews
Sequel to Better Than None. Sherlock and John deal with the aftermath of John's relationship with Moriarty and Jim's death.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine by RemyDico5 reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Day we Fell Apart by Jamzee Strider reviews
Gamzee and Tavros.A fluffy Lemon. :o please read and review! :o
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Glimpse of Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,836 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Save A Life by Dee Rhymz reviews
After Edd's mysterious vampire rebirth, the others are in a heated argument with each other about the concept of killing him for their own safety. NOTE: This story plays in the "Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool" setting.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Eddy - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
Reaching You by Jamzee Strider reviews
Earth was the new home of the trolls. After Alternia was destroyed and troll kids had disapeared during the face off with Condence and the Subjuggulators the remaing grubs that had been guarded by the luses were stolen and brought to Earth. The humans blood was altered and so was their bodies
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012
The Unexpected God by GothicVampireChicka reviews
John already knows Loki and Thor, due to Loki deciding John is to be his betrothed. To avoid this he fled to Earth, never expecting to see them again. He also never suspected he'd be working with S.H.I.E.L.D. again.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - John W., Loki
John Watson, Doctor and Soldier by hjohn302 reviews
Who was John Watson before he met Sherlock Holmes? A small snapshot view into John Watson's life in med school, and then again as he served in Afghanistan. One-shot. COMPLETE. Rated for violence and hints of domestic/physical abuse. (In Between 'verse; pre-series back ground on John Watson)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., OC - Complete
The Devil in Devon by Deklava reviews
Sequel to "Promise to the Living". Sherlock, John, Mycroft, and Lestrade investigate the devil's reappearance in Devon County after 160 years. What they find out places their lives- and John and Mycroft's relationship- in jeopardy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
A last conversation by SameSensei reviews
Two lovers speak a final time. Warning for blood and character death.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - The Grand Highblood, The Summoner - Complete
The Afghanistan Sun by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
A bomb goes off and John single handedly saves a bunch of people while having a PTSD flashback. Possible two shot Slash goggles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Let Me Read You by hifunctioning reviews
In Which A Heat Wave Leads To Bromance And Bonding - but no sexytimes - Between Asexual!Sherlock And BAMF!John Triggers: Child Abuse, Domestic Abuse
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times the World Saw John Watson, The Doctor by YYHfan-KB reviews
and one time the world saw John Watson, The Soldier. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect, Doesn't It? by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"Isn't this the best way to learn? Through hands-on experience?" .:. John wants to become a doctor. Sherlock tries to help by going to extreme measures. .:. Modern day school AU, boys roughly age 17. Johnlock. pre-slash, then slash. now multi-chaptered!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stolen Moments by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Candid, domestic drabbles regarding Sherlock and John. Pre-slash and friendship, as well as some non-sexual love in there. Complete for now.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boys of Baker Street by Skyfullofstars reviews
As John Watson struggles with the after math of his kidnapping, shooting and forced drug abuse, Sherlock goes after those who would continue to harm the man he loves. Mycroft deals with a very real threat to his brother and the Government he has sworn to protect. Angst. Slash. Murder. Language. Violence. Drug Addiction. Sequel to THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 296,490 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
i WAS IN THE DARKNESS, sO DARKNESS i BECAME, by superlabelgirl reviews
When Tavros has nothing left, he finds friends in the most unlikely of places. grimdark!Tavros oneshot. Please read and review.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tide by ReturntoZero1 reviews
Today would be the day. Warnings: Angst, Sadstuck, Gamzee-centric, Dark!
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
John Watson, Bachelor by Rayonea reviews
For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor. Tonight, our journey comes to a close.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,563 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Persistence of Memory by The Skye Skye reviews
Killing John Watson would be easy, but taking him from Sherlock would be so much more fun. Rated M for Character death, amnesia, and adult situations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Promise to the Living by Deklava reviews
After the Reichenbach Fall, John doesn't want to go on without his best friend. Mycroft Holmes acts on his promise to keep John safe. Rated T for attempted suicide and depression.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,183 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Changing the Equation by Miss Regina Star reviews
Magnus loves Alec more than life itself. Alec feels exactly the same way. Magnus realises that Alec will someday age, while he will not. On this whim, he breaks up with Alec. Will this save Alec Lightwood from forbidden love, or just change the equation?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,400 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
I Believe In John Watson by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
In which John Watson takes the plunge off of St. Bart's, not Sherlock. And Sherlock is left with the haunting belief in his friend, not the other way around. .:. Rewrite of Reichenbach's ending, plus all that follows the event. Johnlock. oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be mine, Valentine by breathing is over-rated reviews
John recieves a gift on Valentines day. Who could it be from?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Musique by odvie reviews
Ou quand il ne faut jamais réveiller John Watson la nuit, surtout en musique. Pas de slash, et très court. Mais venez lire quand même.
Sherlock - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 160 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pretend With Me by allonsy-doctor reviews
Sherlock has a plan to get Mycroft off of John's tail. John doesn't like it. However, desperate times call for desperate measures. Sequel to "Notice Me, John". crack!stalkerfic; one sided Johncroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherrrrly! by Speccyferret reviews
One-Shot. John gets drunk.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Christmas Soldier by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Slavestuck by Slavestuck reviews
AU. Character death. Now you know why the caged wingbeast sings. You're stuck in this palace with ravenous murderers. One of them, the prince of them all, happens to be your owner. GamTav, Davros, EqiAra and other pairings inside.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,743 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
The Other Side by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec finds an old trunk full of mementos in Magnus's closet and is upset to find that there's nothing in there to remind Magnus of him. Or is there? Inspired by the short story "Magnus's Vow".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by Lastew reviews
Sherlock sketching John on a boring afternoon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Withdrawal by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John goes away for 5 days and Sherlock has some separation issues. PWP. Rated very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Ones We Carry by AGirloftheSouth reviews
During a difficult case, sleep deprivation and hunger take their toll on John. He fights Sherlock, the memories, and himself. Very Dark.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Truth by grannysknitting reviews
it's a cliche - boy gets kidnapped, boy gets given truth drug, boy's flatmate has a secret crush... but how will it end? possibly the most random thing i've ever posted here
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Times John Watson Was A Good Doctor by Milwaukee Meg reviews
..., one time he was bad, and one time he managed to be a good patient. Humor, drama and fluff, all in one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 11,512 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hypothesis by Marchling reviews
Now firmly in a relationship with John, Sherlock begins to form different ideas and rules to follow in order to achieve the most success possible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Retainer by lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Ambassador's Party by Milwaukee Meg reviews
When there is assasination planned at ambassador's party, Mycroft gets Sherlock and John to help preventing it. But sometimes everything goes wrong...Enter BAMF!John!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Battle Butler by lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And I Shall Fear No Evil by Ultra-Geek reviews
John is kidnapped, driven right off the face of the earth, by a group of men who will do whatever it takes to find out more about one Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Companion to 'For Thou Art With Me', but can stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For Thou Art With Me by Ultra-Geek reviews
It is a normal day. Boring, routine. Right up until John Watson walks out the door and off the face of the earth. Companion to 'And I Shall Fear No Evil', but can stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
Tableside Musings by ChuChuMarshmallow reviews
Sector V discusses their leader.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Shino: Behind the Shades by Simple Chronometrophobic Girl reviews
What starts out as a truly IDIOTIC opinon on whats under Shinos shades, turns into a random adventure, complete with Tobi and other akatsuki appearances... okay. Lots of Tobi. Rated T because... well, who knows what might happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Shino A., Obito U./Tobi
Movie Makeout by extra type reviews
A Shino/Kiba Yaoi fic, a funny story about how they first got together. Very slight Gaara/Hinata, hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Be Strong by shinoandme reviews
Be Strong Now, Because Things Will Get Better. It Might Be Stormy Now, But It Cant Rain Forever. Continuation of my story Cupcakes and Spiders. ShinoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Shino A., Hinata H.
My History Report: The holocaust of Cartoons by BonusEds reviews
The reality of what happened to the good Cartoon Network. I reveal what really happened to CN and it's classics starting from the summer of 2006 all the way to present day 2010. Please R&R, it would be much appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010
A Love Story in Paris by NayagiAi reviews
Because crackcouples rock. Teenaged Shikamaru Nara has failing grades in school, and his parents send him to France for a remedial program where he meets the most beautiful young man he's ever set his eyes on. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shino A. - Complete
Average Morning Anew by Sheamaru reviews
It's just another morning really, but isn't it always more pleasant to wake up next to someone? [Shino x Shikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shino A. - Complete
Shino and Lee by Grey Grapevines reviews
When Lee discovers a photo album of him and Shino as best friends since childhood, he decides to give BugBoy a ring, to receive an unexpectedly paranoid father. ONESHOT, NOT YAOI, R&R, Flames are used to warm my toes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Lee R., Shino A. - Complete
Symbiosis by Cantare reviews
Members of the Aburame clan never die alone. But when they are near death, the symbiosis with their insects begins to break.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Alone by Misa The Lolicon Lolita reviews
Shino is left alone... [lyrics of My Chemical Romance's [Famous Last Words]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
I Saw God Cry by Cat and Fiddle reviews
Shino was a man. Shino was calm, collected, solid, and mature. It was hard to remember, sometimes, that Shino was still a boy with too much on his shoulders. Vague Kiba x Shino. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Enlighting Conversation by MoronKing reviews
Kiba is pissed off at Shino and met a stranger who happens to be Shino close friend. They talked about one perticular subject. SHINO. Kiba learns things that will change his view in the guy in more ways than one. DONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
It's the Quiet Ones You Have to Watch Out For by Winter-Rae reviews
"I had no idea your team got around so much," Sakura, who was still fuming, whispered to Kiba. "Neither did I," he replied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
30 Uses for Aburame Shino's Insects by Blazing Kusanagi reviews
My name is Shino... For those of you who need help with insect manipulation, this is the book for you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
IRHNIWTCY, YJY by mc.hearts.ak reviews
He is determined to be the strongest.I think he is retarded. And so is that guy. And me? I’m just the dude in the shadows that when you least expect it...BAM! I’ve taken your chick,your left shoe and all the bugs in your hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Naruto Uzamaki and Aburme Shino: A Pimps Tale by Corncracker reviews
Crack Fic: OOC. The ultimate battle of the pimps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
No Direction reviews
Tavros POV of him and Gamzee as kids and a little accident in a tree house.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete