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Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Hey! Donc, je suis Sam et bienvenue sur le fonctionnement interne de ma tête. Terrible, non? Je parle anglais, principalement. Je parle aussi le russe, mais pas aussi bien que je faisais avant. De toute évidence, je travaille sur le français. Ce n'était pas mon choix, mais peu importe. C'est une belle langue. Quoi qu'il en soit, je dois la soumission du ta-ta pour le moment. Message moi en tout temps si vous souhaitez discuter de fanfictions, apprendre à me connaître, ou juste dire bonjour. Ne soyez pas timide. :3

Hah, it may be choppy, but it works. (: It's my first year of the language. Cut me some slack! Hah. So, like, this is my fanfiction page (durr) and I thought I'd blow off the dust-bunnies and spruce it up, since I've been AWOL for months now. Lemme just say this: I've changed. Now, I don't mean I've had an appiphany or some life-changing makeover. I mean that I've learned to use properly structured sentences and much more deep settings and plots. Which, in short, means that I'm outgrowing angsty, emo teenage bitching. Yes, sigh. So sad. Now, I have When Roxas Met Axel and the sequal I'm planning for it just for you people who still get off with that shit. Haha, but I've read and reread that thing lately and I want to shoot myself. So plotless, long-ass author notes, and I came off as so... Annoying. D: I have more ideas for plots and if you wanna hear about them, message me and I'll spill. So, I took some time to fix everything up... And now here I am. (: Brand new. Like I said in the language of the French, make yourself at home, enjoy my amatuer stories, and await more. Haha.

Love now and always,
Samm.

Crayyyzee Quizzes~~~

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Demyx! Like, oh my God, he's so handsome! And so bubbly! I love him!
Oh, and Xigbar. I tend to fancy middle-age, immature pirates. (:

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Olette! She's sooo cute! And she's a little peace maker. I love her!
I also really like Kairi. People say she's a Yaoi-ruiner... But. I beg to differ.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Ugh. I hate Vexen. He had the longest stick up his ugly butt.
But Saix was hella irritating, too. With his monotone voice.
And not the cool Johnny Cash monotone. The STFU kind.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Errr... I actually like all the girls.
I guess Selphie because she whips you around with that jumprope in KH1.
And because she really doesn't have her own story. She's just there.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Uhm... I love The Land of Dragons and Agrabah. And Olympus Collesium.
They're from my all-time favorite Disney movies.

6. Least Favorite World?
I hate Atlantica. And The 100-Acre Wood.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
My favorite weapon would have to be Demyx's sitar.
My favorite KEYCHAIN would have to be the Hero's Crest. (The Hercules one.)

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
The Monochrome Keychain seemed pointless, to be honest.
And Xemnas's light sabers sucked. Unoriginal, much?

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Stitch. It's so adorable. :3

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Hoo... I'd say Wisdom Form or Master form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
I'm a hardcore AkuRoku chick. They're really versitle when it comes to plot setups. Not to mention, they're cute. (:
Second up would be SoRiku. BFF's with benefits. :D
And lastly, Zemyx. Totally a crack pairing, but it works.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Roxas and Xion. I mean, I could picture it... But they seem too brother-sister to me.
Same with Namine and Roxas. They look related.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
ZEMYX! That is, hands-down, the finest crack pairing ever!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Vexen and Axel with the whole Fire/Ice clash.
It's too... Weird... for me to comprehend.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Donald-fucking-Duck. He never heals you when you need it.
And Goofy is... Gahhh. He levels up sooo easily while it takes me FOREVER,

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Aladdin. He's all cool and shit. (:
Ariel in KH1 was really helpful, too.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
Well, duhhh. You'd have to be Amish to not believe it.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
I hate that stereotype. He's not emo. Just smart.
And just because he's Mr. Frowny doesn't mean he's SAD.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Oh please... He's bi. At most.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Annoying? No. In the way sometimes? Yeah.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Olette. Namine and Roxas are just incest to me. And we ALL know Namine is a lesbian. XD

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

That Terra is hot? Why, yes, he is. Anything else? Haven't the foggiest.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
In a sense, yes... But it gave us something to do while waiting around for more KH games.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Demyx. Not only is he a musician, he's totally cute!(: I wanna sleep with Demyx and be Olette's best friend! Haha.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I would have to say... Larxene because we're both sadistic bitches...?

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
My hobby is to recruit new KH Yaoi fangirls, so I talk about this type of shit NONSTOP.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Kairi. Not only does she have a smoking hot body, but she has the cutest pink dress thing. I would rock Kairi's look. Haha.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

'He was very rude.' - Chinese Emperor.
'RUDE!? Then it had to have been Riku!' - Dense Sora.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Are you kidding me? It was Xaldin!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The Reaction Command, yes. That, and they put more effort into the graphics.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner. He's sorta cute and he has nice arms.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia. He's my favorite flower.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku. He's so... Pretty. (:

34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas. He gets TWO Keyblades. :D

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx! I'm sorry, but Axel seems overrated.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Ach! That's a hard one... Kairi is sweet.
But Larxene can kick your ass...
I'll go with Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
AkuRoku. It seems more broad to work with. (:

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku. It's so sweet. (:
And if Sora gets Kairi, then Riku deserves someone, too.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
It's called ORGY XIII for a reason... Just sayin'.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
I like both... But SoRiku is a smidge bit more appealing.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream! Haha, it's yummy in my tummy!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall, because Cloud is too angsty for me.

43. CloTi or Clerith?
CloTi. Aerith is with Zack in my eyes.

44. "Simple and Clean" or "Passion"?
Simple and Clean. Why? It's... Happier.
But Sanctuary (Passion is the Japanese version) is much more inspriational.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well)
Yuffie and Demyx! Olette, Xigbar, Rikku, Axel, Kairi, Riku. Yep... That seems about it. Sora and Roxas are cute, too.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Kingdom Hearts and Zelda seems pretty kick ass.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Rikku and Roxas, Axel and Reno, and Yuffie and Tifa.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom Hearts 3!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Kid Sora wasn't all that great.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
It would have to be the deep storyline. The battle between light and dark - a very subtle battle we fight in the real world.
Each character is unique and has their own story. The true sadness really gets to me and the game inspires me to open my heart to new people and places.
That, and Demyx is a doll.

Samantha

There are 8 letters in your name.
Those 8 letters total to 23
There are 3 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

Hebrew: Female - Listen; name of God.
Aramaic: Female - Listener.

Your number is: 5

The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom.

The expression or destiny for #5:
The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker.

If there is too much of the 5 energy in your makeup, you may express some the negative attitudes of the number. Your restless and impatient attitude may keep you from staying with any project for too long. Sometimes you can be rather erratic and scatter yourself and your energies. You have a hard time keeping regular office hours and maintaining any sort of a routine. You tend to react strongly if you sense that your freedom of speech or action is being impaired or restricted in any way. As clever as you are, you may have a tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again because much of your response is glib reaction rather that thoughtful application. You are in a continuous state of flux brought by constantly changing interests.

Your Soul Urge number is: 3

A Soul Urge number of 3 means:
With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social.

You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance.

The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor.

On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out.

Your Inner Dream number is: 2

An Inner Dream number of 2 means:
You dream of close and meaningful relationships, cooperation with those around you; family and friends. You want to be a peacemaker and mediator. You present an image that you are a very pliable and easygoing person who would be very easy to get along with.

Well, that's it for now. :3 Direct your attention below this last sentence and check out all those stories. Read 'em, enjoy 'em, and spread not only the AIDS, but the love. Haha.

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Life, Interrupted by Faerie Dreaming reviews
Forced by his parents to spend time at Twilight Hill Psychiatric Ward for attempted suicide, Roxas feels entirely out of place. Then he meets wild, reckless, and captivating Axel, who's a ticking time bomb ready to explode. So why is Roxas so drawn him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,412 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Promises of Summer by RoseRiku reviews
COMPLETE. AkuRoku. AU. Side dishes of SoRiku, Zemyx. Summer filled with dramatic, romantic, fluffy, sexy, and crazy surprises. WARNING: FLUFFYMUSHYGOO.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,182 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Drug by A Realm Above reviews
Axel doesn't understand the relationship between homosexuality, Kesha, and Call of Duty. Lucky for him, Roxas is there to clarify. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Used by kara115254 reviews
And he used you. He never loved you, he only wanted to see how far you could bend before you'd break. And you fell for it. He used you, you should have known better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Another Day by xStillxInxLovex reviews
For years Roxas’s parents have been setting him up with rich girls, but they’ve all been mean, or just not right for Roxas. Another girl comes along, and she's nice, but Roxas may be more interested in her brother, and he may not even know it… AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,420 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
No Guilt, No Remorse by AmazonTurk reviews
I’m supposed to be emotionless, to possess no feelings. I think then that I must be broken. Masturabation, voyeurism. AkuRoku. If you don't like it, you have every right not to read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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When Roxas Met Axel reviews
Roxas wasn't sure what to make of Axel. Did Roxas want Axel more than a friend? He was the only one who wiped away the tears, insisted that everything was going to be okay, and was the only one Roxas trusted with his "dirty little secret..." Yaoi, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,244 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Axel, Roxas
What Hurts The Most reviews
Desitny Islands was strictly for the rich and beautiful. Both Roxas and Axel fit that requirement. But Axel has a complicated past. And Roxas has a complicated present. Put them together and you get one complicated future. AkuRoku, Zemyx, SoRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Davy Jones's Locker reviews
Who wants a mythical locker filled with bottomless yaoi tales and Davy Jones's personal belongings? You? Then click this story, my brave reader. For you will not regret this... Not at all. Comes in all flavours: AkuRoku, Zemyx, SoRiku, and so on. :33
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
That One Summer reviews
Ahhh... You gotta love stereotypes. I think he's a hippie. He sees me as some angsty little kid. But who knew they'd bring us together closer than ever? Yaoi... AkuRoku... Zemyx... Y'know, the usual.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas