Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Um.. I'm new.
Erm.. ice-cream! Yeh..
You can probably tell I'm not the best at this..
Meh, I'll try..
So I write, not as well as the people on here, and as much as I try, I definitely do not write as much as anyone on here. My already written stories on my computer, not related to Twilight, resemble things from my past, and I most definitely do not wish to talk about them. I live in a rough world, and no I'm not looking for pity, I can take care of myself and I can handle it like most people cant. Anyway, Twilight, my amazing obsession, is a thing I can read about but can't write about. Ahh, New Moon is amazing even thought I could only just hear it over the screaming. One thing that really pissed me off though, was that there was a guy, his wife, and his son and daughter, I presume they were, sat behind me and my friend, and when we joined in the screaming he said 'shutup' so I turned and kneeled on my seat, tilted my head innocently ( Haha me innocent? As if.. ), raised an eyebrow and said calmly 'If your not here to scream at the people on screen, then what the fuck are you doing here?'
I have no clue what else to write, I tried my best so not my fault if you run away screaming or anything.
Oh! I'm obsessed with the song, Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman.
Every women needs four animals in her life;
A Mink in her closet,
A Jaguar in her garage,
A Tiger in her bedroom,
And a Jackass who pays for it all.
If you die in an elevator be sure to push the up button.
Life's an Ass, then you marry one, and it all goes downhill..
You laugh cause I'm different, I laugh cause your all the same.
".. I have a sixth sense.. My breasts can tell when its going to rain.."
Your cute, but your a dick - nothing personal.
The problem with men is that god gave them a brain AND a dick, and only enough blood to be in either one at one time.
Some lessons cant be tought, they simply have to be learned.
"I bet your thinking, whats a place like me doing in a girl like this,"
"Something like that,"
"What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade.. the RUM!"
"Yes the rum is gone,"
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One, it is a vile drink that turns event the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal navy is out looking for me, do you really think there's a chance they wont see it?"
"But.. why is the rum gone?"
"What happened to your nose?!"
"I used it to break some guys fist,"
If your lucky enough to be different,
Don't ever change.
I wanna be his favourite hello, and his hardest goodbye.
I don't sparkle,
I fuckin' shine.
Why am I dying to live, if I'm only living to die?
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover.
Everything will be okay in the end.
If its not okay,
Its not the end.
Blah Blah - Kesha
Rock N Rolla - Kano
Starstrukk - 3OH!3 Ft. Katy Perry
Killa - Cherish Ft. Young Joc
About A Girl - Sugababes
I Need You - N-dubz
Sexy Bitch - David Guetta Ft. Akon
Tik Tok - Kesha
I'm In Miami Bitch - LMFAO
Lives In Da Club - Sophia Fresh Ft. Jay Lyriq
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Now I'm That Bitch - Livvi Frank Ft. Pitbull
Boom Boom - Baby Cham Ft. Rihanna
Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup
Save It For The Bedroom - You Me At Six
Shake Your Pom Pom - Missy Elliot
Low - Flo Rida Ft. T-Pain
SOS - Jordin Sparks
Boys & Girls - Pixie Lott
Jump - Flo Rida Ft. Nelly Furtado
Say It - Booty Luv
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
Run This Town - Jay-Z Ft. Rihanna & Kanye West
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic At The Disco
For people that hate stereotypes. Bold the ones that apply to you :P
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Erm, no. I have an eating disorder, and I see no point in eating when you could be doing something else, I also only eat when I get a stomach ache or pains because of it. I'm never hungry so my stomach just tells me when to eat. Not my problem.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(I like to tell people what I think, and things are easier that way.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals(There's too many of them and I wasn't raised with a specific one.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Whoever says this needs a slap.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (No thank you.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (School and social life are two seperate things for me.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Screw all of you who think theater is only for homosexuals. And who cares if homosexuals are into it!?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I have about 95% of friends that are guys. Girls are too bitchy.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Leave the boobs alone.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.(Actually, i'd say im going in the complete right direction. Government listing, best grades in my year and the two above, and doing my GCSE's 3 years early.. Yeah, looks good to me.)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (What the hell... Prude? No... just patient)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I prefer not to date.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Since when is uniqueness a crime?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (No, that's not how it works.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (Dont people say its the other way around? As in, im not trying to be racist but, dont people say 'black people have bigger dicks? Sorry..)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Heh, yeh.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Let people make their own choices about their own lives- for all of you who are against it, no one's asking you to be gay! I'm not either, but they deserve to choose their own pathways in life- and if that involves a member of the same sex, it's no concern of ours.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Uhm, I do, well not the smoking part anyways)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Non-Artsy people are just as cool as anyone else.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(People tend to aggravate me when they're all talking at once...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(If you do something stupid, I WILL tell you. You've been warned.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I don't like being offended, or letting people offend those I love, friends included. Leave us alone.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (HA!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I love writing. Do not touch the laptop or notebook... if you understand the notebook, you know who you are...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (We do not.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Hockey is the dumbest sport after golf, and beavers are scary. Their teeth are not natural...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Women's rights are important to me. Equality is key.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Leave teenagers alone. We're just as good as anyone else. Everyone was one at one point in their lives.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, I like privacy)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Leave Swedish people alone.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Books are an excellent, not to mention intellectual way to spend one's free time.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (You know what? Screw all of you who think this one.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Yes, because everyone needs a label.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I hate spelling and grammar errors. You learn to speak as a small child- do it properly.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I'm just content the way I am now.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I DO NOT NEED CONVERTING!!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Only weed, no fags. Ew.)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm sensitive to certain things. Music for example...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I like to have things done nicely, instead of full of mistakes.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (No, once or twice is sufficient, and the tears are a little over dramatic... don't you think?)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (No, just stay the hell out of my business.)
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Mr and Mrs Cullen the one-shot is now out. Here is the first picture for the Gallery.
Here's the second, I love this picture immensely.
Here's the third, Robert is so sexy!!.
I'm working on a new piece, trying to write three parts before I post any, then I'll write another and then post another and so on so that I always have some planned.
Yummy, here's Rob with Kristen looking like theyre about to practice 'that' kiss, the one we all would like to be a part of.
About the new piece.. I have no idea.. I've tried everything, and somehow I dont think theyres anything else left on this site to write about that would be unique but I guess I'll keep trying..
Yes!! I've got an idea for the story new piece! You'll love it, I hope, but I dont know if it should just be a short one-shot or a small first chapter. Hmm.
Fifth, oh yes, for all you James aka Cam Gigandet fans out there, here he is, yours for the fantasizing..
If you have any requests of scenes or scenarios you want in the story, then dont hesitate to message me! Thanks guys..
So I havent actually wrote anything in a long, long time, and thats because my life is naffed up at the moment, but dont worry, its slowly coming together and Im getting ideas!
I think im going to begin writing again. I've being doing research, looking up my ideas on here to se if is unique. I've got quite a few stories in line that im going to begin work on! i might send out a preview, just to see if it sounds good. Comments would be amazing!