bio: im moody, quiet until you strike a nerve or become a good friend. im evil and plotting world domination, starting with sweden. (damn swedes...so peaceful and loving...makes them the perfect targets). my friends are all races (making me like a panda!), im pro same-sex marriage(leave the gays alone! they have every right to get married) no I'm not gay. but one of my friends was, he was cool though. i really hate animal and child abusers, i love all canines, even wolves...especially wolves! im like a hyper puppy, maybe cuz i has ADHD...oh well...ooh butterfly... anyhoo, im not biased nor sexist, and im easy to get along with. just don't get on my bad side. ;) i am very loyal, easily angered, easy going, slightly lazy, and easily distracted.
height about six feet
PAY ATTENTION!!!!! FFN is trying to remove stories because of content. Read the first site for stopping the story purge, read the second link in order to reinstate a MA rating instead of just an M rating.
those of you who frequent this account (which isn't many) may have noticed a surprising lack of anything on my page. Well, deal with it. Unless things change for the better around here, don't expect to see much output on my end.
Listen to this and listen well!: I've understood this: Love is not sex, it's truly wanting to be with a person because you care for them you want to be with them. Not because they've got big tits or are on the football team. People around me don't seem to get that, and it pisses me off that people are truly that shallow. Both of the girl's I've dated I'm with because I truly care for them, not because they've got big tits, (Neither do) Or because I simply want to bed them. People truly don't understand what love is these day and it saddens and infuriates me. If you truly understand love, then you may paste this on your profile, but not until then.
other stuff that is not mine.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Things to do when you're in ASDA!
1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals
2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Toilets.
3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly singing the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.)Grab a load of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, yelling "GO, PIKACHU, GO!"
16.) Grab a handful of skittles and throw them at a small kid screaming "TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!"
-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Firestar is an idiot because: a) he liked Spottedleaf, and b) he ruined ThunderClan with his kittypet crap, copy and paste this into your profile!
Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides...
no trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. Not sure how many it takes to flip you off and say "Bite Me."
If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Caramelldansen put this on your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-printer-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!'
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.)ShadowWolf 2.X(Fox McCloud,(#1 fav of Sonic ppl)Shadow the Hedgehog,(#3 fav Of Sonic ppl)Espio the Chameleon,and (#2 fav of Sonic ppl)Silver the hedgehog(I don't think your gay Silver!)) Crouchingninjahiddenwolf (Samus, midna(tall form), ashoka Tano(not my fault, same age plus nice ass) and Yoko)
75 Random Things About Me (got these from a friend of mine a little while ago, but i finally finished them.)
1. Age? 17
2. Height? 5'11
3. Eyes? Yes, last i checked there were two of them. both a dark brown
4. Have any tattoos? not yet
5. And piercings? no, not planning on it either
6. Fave food? burger
7. Fave pizza topping? pepperoni
8. Fave drink? whatever happens to be closest.
9. Siblings? One pain in the ass younger bro, one baby sis.
10. Been in a fight? Yes, several, all were quite enjoyable.
11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? once, one night stand sounds kinda fun...no herpes please.
12. Weight? changes, between 130-145
13. Fave snack? munchies...must eat something...whatever's closest
14. Fave candy? twizzlers. who doesn't like a good twizzler?
15. Fave movie? Alien vs. Predator Requiem
16. Fave show? ...don't know...ninja warrior?
17. Do you smoke? meh, wouldn't you like to know?
18. Blonds or brunettes? don't care, leaning more towards brunettes.
19. Any scars? on my ankle from sliding all the way down the street, knee, elbow, shoulder (i think)
20. Fave music? so long as it's not country/western...or Miley Cyrus...or the Jonas Brothers, they can all go die in a ditch.
21. Fave actor? hmm...not sure...maybe Will Smith. so awesome.
22. Where do you live? somewhere
23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes, very much so
24. Last person who made you cry? got their ass kicked by me.
25. Do you enjoy school? what are you retarded? school is a fucking nightmare!
26. Desires? Lazer, sharks with frickin lazer beams on their heads, world domination. For porn to rain down from the heavens!! (yes I'm a perv...Don't judge me!)
27. Fave fast food joint? eh, maybe McDonalds
28. What's the last thing you drank? Vernors
29. What are you doing right now? see below
30. Where would you like to go? maybe Japan, or back to either Texas or Detroit. somewhere that's not here.
31. Are you in a relationship? not anymore. T_T
32. Ever been arrested? not that i know of
33. Ever had a stalker? if i did they were really good at hiding
34. Ever gone sky-diving? Not yet but someday!
35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Hell, and i'm taking over. get ready to lose the throne Lucien!!
36. Is there a god? don't know, don't care.
37. Do you have a cell phone? T_T
38. Are you squeamish? no.
39. Are you a human? I refuse to admit it! Oh wait...I just did...
40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? not sure...maybe 125
41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? want an alphabetical list?
42. Do people find you attractive? don't know, don't care. i know im smexxi.
43. What annoys you? Morons, bite marks, people who try to piss me off.
44. What are you afraid of? Zombies. they are hard as fuck to get rid of
45. Gold or silver? brass
46. Are people afraid of you? Most likely
47. Do you sing in public? uhh...maybe if im wasted.
48. Ever been screwed over? yes. every day of my fucking life. even when im not doing anything, it happens at least twice a day.
49. Does money make people happy? i don't know, does it? you tell me, cuz i has no money and im just fine.
50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Nope. especially once i get a car.
51. What's your hair look like? dark brown, short, and curly
52. First job? don't have one
53. Do you like meeting new people? not really. they tend to piss me off.
54. Do you get along with your parents? rarely, mostly i ignore them
55. Ever played strip poker? not yet...want to play?
56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yes
57. Ever been in a car accident? Yup
58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 2 sets of wooden stairs...hurt like hell too. i was about 4
59. Do you care what people think of you? no. never have, never will.
60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? College, or Colorado
61. Are you afraid of the dark? eh, not really. I'm afraid of what's in it
62. What kind of car do you have? a non-existant kind.
63. Time you were born? why the fuck do you want to know?
64. Ever break any bones? Surprisingly, no
65. Fave childhood toy? hmm...not sure. i can't even remember what happened this morning but im sure it was important...why is there a gun in my pocket?
66. Fave author? Stephen King, Erin Hunter, BlackandBlood, whoever's on my fave list.
67. Are you a paranoid person? why do you need to know? are you stalking me? get the hell away!
68. Have any enemies? yes. i hate them, they hate me, we all hate you.
69. Are you afraid of heights? ehh...sorta...are you planning on pushing me off a building?
70. Last movie you watched? Trick'R'Treat
71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Alien vs. Predator Requiem
72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
73. Fave color? anything that's not related to Pink
74. What time do you usually wake up? depends, you trying to break in? usually about 12 on weekends, 6 on weekdays. stupid school.
75. What are you doing? Answering these stupid questions. what are you doing?
IF you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone that should be struck by lightnig 120 times Copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you kmow your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match all of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...And Spiders.