Me? "Scottish by birth, British by law, Ronald Bilius Weasley is the only reason I haven't dropped this whole Harry Potter thing like a hot potato. And you can quote me on that. The shinobi ( Bashing is the Rita Skeeter of story telling and if you actually enjoy it, congratulations, you are literally Dolores Umbridge. What if Saiyans existed in the DC universe? What if Attack on Titan used Power Rings instead of Titans? What if The Entities in Worm replaced Devil Fruits in One Piece? Or vice versa? What if The Force (and lightsabers) replaced magic in A Song of Ice and Fire? Something weird? I love duck, but I'm allergic to chicken. The Dragon Ball Pact: This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the Manga or the Anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan! The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A Top Twenty Favourite Manga/Manhwa/Anime (Honorary Mentions) The Promised Neverland - Black Clover - The Last Human - Wolf Guy Ookami No Moshou - Dr. Stone - Jagaaaaaan - Gantz - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Kengan Ashua - Hellsing - Battle Royale - Black Lagoon - Aiki - Baki the Grappler - Shamo - Cowboy Bebop - Naruto - Veritas - Death Note - Dorohedoro - Fullmetal Alchemist - Outlaw Star - The Gamer - The Breaker - Dragon Ball - Fanfiction (One or two fics I highly recommend.) With This Ring (Young Justice) by Mr Zoat (Power Rings are Awesome) The Games We Play (RWBY/The Gamer) by rgm0005 Game of Champions (Pokemon) by L. Lamora Dirt (The Last of Us) by Astern Variant Strain (Spider-Man/Prototype) by scriviner Warrior (Dragon Age) by DragonHunter88 Favourite Comics Invincible Ultimate Spider-Man Watchmen World War Hulk Old Man Logan Favourite Movies Joker The Dark Knight Ocean's Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen The Hateful Eight Goodfellas Kill Bill volume 1&2 Outlander Predator (1/2) The Tomorrow War Boss Level Mayhem Favourite Books and Authors (I mostly read Horror, Sci-fi, Action Adventure, Thriller... and Fantasy on occasion... and almost anything with zombies) Stephen King Terry Pratchett (I'm honestly disappointed in myself that I didn't get into his stuff until after he died...) J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter series (The sparks all but gone, don't mention the seventh book, and JK's gone insane... still it was fun while it lasted.) Wildbow - Worm (damn, talk about love at first sight... I swear if this isn't paperback someday soon I'm gonna be seriously pissed) Favourite Games (My first ever console was an old school SNES then came the age of the Playstation) Spyro the Dragon 1/2/3 (PS1) (Seriously forget Mario, Sonic, Crash or whatever... Classic Spyro was my f#king hero!) Dragon Age Marvel's Spider-Man God of War (PS4) Doom (2016) Doom Eternal (soooooo goddamn fun) Red Dead Redemption II Borderlands Dragon Ball FighterZ Squid Game Bojack Horseman Ed, Edd n' Eddy The Boys Limitless (I can't believe they cancelled this show AFTER ONLY ONE GODDAMN SEASON!! WTF!!???!?) Agent's of Shield Bottom Spectacular Spider-Man (it's official... we live in the worst timeline) Megas XLR Teen Titans Samurai Jack Falling Skies Zombie Apocalypse Team (See, this is what happens when you have too much free time...) Leader: Sam Vimes (Diskworld) Favourite Words Shenanigans, Gargantuan, Sustenance, Discombobulate, Homophobia, Medulla Oblongota, Ludicrous, Rapscallion, Blasphemy, Rambling, Sufferin Succotash, Lesbians, Ramshackle, Bromance, Guy Love, Hubris, Inevitable, Promiscuous, Shpadoinkle, Despicable, Clevage, Galore, Crevice, Gobbledygook, Monumental, Gratuitous, Savvy, Volumptuous, Amscray, Kerfuffle, Kushti, Testicular Fortitude, Smouldering, Areola, Flabbergasted, Gumption, Caboose, Cowabunga, Toodle Pipski, Murgatroyd, Pilgrim, Fickle, Mammaries, Caligula, Skylarking, Bow-chicka-bow-wow, Codswallop, Forsooth, Bumder, Ecumenical, Hakuna Matata, Zombification, Curves, Obscenities, Langoliers, Hippogriff, Rope-a-dope, Troglodyte, Lallapalooza, Hufflepuff, Tenterhooks, Shama-lama-ding-dong, Kamehameha, Stout Disposition, Hungarian, Kemosabe, Copacetic, Leverage, Tally-ho, MILF, Foolhardy, Chimichanga, Wolfish, Rambunctious, Tank, Touché, Ample, Harkins, Ruh-roh, Juggernaut, Capisce, Doggie Style, Swish, Abomination, Smeg, Palaver, Hullabaloo, Post Haste, Zounds, Beelzebub, Gilgamesh, Bazooka, Shift Switching, Don Quixote, Gazuntite, Schtick, Nakama, Preposterous, Tomfoolery, Haymaker, Roundhouse, Feral, Bastardised, Indubitably, Coagulate, Copulate, Bamboo, Fellatio, Vamoose, Cochise, Degradation, Haphazardly, Decapitation, Killjoy, Hence, Lollygagging, Unmitigated, Fireworks, Cornucopia, Inconceivable, Diabolical, Convoluted, Contrived, Balderdash, Finagle, Yippee Ki Yay Motherf#, Hackneyed... Anything humans can imagine is a possibility in reality. To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure. There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars. Yeah, sometimes I wonder if there's things we'll never explain. You know, like, you know, what if we did answer all the questions? You know, would we live on, like forever, happy with our triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance just a common enemy that once destroyed, would leave our species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't matter what the answer is... because even if supreme knowledge did bring about the end of our species, the thought of obtaining it is just what would keep us together. You know? People will always look up at the sky... and just wonder why we're here. I don't wanna live a thousand years. If I just live through today, that'll be enough. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for? - Jack If your going through hell, keep going. There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line everyday of my life. Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life. There comes a time when a man must stand and fight. And that time, is when his friend's dreams are laughed at. Not everyone who works hard is rewarded... However! All those who succeed have worked hard!! If people bring so much courage to this world, the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry. It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women. Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part! You did fairly well. I could never have sent that vision to your father, he would have come back drooling. - The Man In Black I'll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you... We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pine trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams... And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they wont' just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight... So beautiful! My chest is swelling with love, pain, pleasure, jealousy, hate... everything is here! This is so human! This is so demonic! The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better. Fuck all happens in Australia... mind you they've done the place up lovely haven't they! When they got there it was just sand, boulders, and giant freakish bouncing mice. Man I was just sitting here thinking. - Jules When I am confronted by the evils of the universe, I will rejoice. For when I am done, there will be one less. - Orange Lantern 2814 Trying to forget somebody you love is like trying to remember somebody you never met. I like you, Jack... Well, maybe not, but- I understand you. Let me tell you what's gonna happen. This way you can prepare yourself. Okay. Soon there's gonna be a knock on that door and you will be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who outranks you. First, he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done, that you're making the world a safer place, that you're to receive a commendation and a promotion. And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released. You're going to protest... you'll probably threaten to resign. But in the end, I will be released. The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of those men are the enemies of your enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss, the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year... sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So... you call me evil. But unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil. Oh, my God. Are you God? - Bender Prey? Silent? Dignity? Wow, you don't know me at all. I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everbody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal. I'm not great at the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable. The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed. The most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity. What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarang, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic - Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA! There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end... they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch? Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything. I would never kill somebody... unless they pissed me off. |
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