Author has written 17 stories for Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, Catcher in the Rye, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Danny Phantom.
HELLO. WELCOME TO MY LITTLE SPACE ON FFNET. I HAVE BEEN AWAITING YOUR ARRIVAL.
Well, actually, I haven't, in theory... but I just like saying that because it sounds epic. Heya, if it's not obvious by my username, I'm Wrenchy. I also go by the names Grekkikay, Firepaw, Fire, Zaymaylee, and other assorted usernames. I'm female, age fifteen, and live in California, attending Canyon Crest Academy -- I'm a sophomore there, and I just passed English 10. However, there is no way I'm telling you exactly where I live. Stalker. I volunteer at Tender Loving Canines, in which we train assistance dogs for disabled people. I have Asperger's Syndrome.
The username I am using right now comes from Ratchet and Clank (well, sort of, anyway). I'm probably the biggest wrench ninja you have ever met -- I have killed 1164 enemies in A Crack in Time solely with the wrench and no other weapon, which is over a fourth of all enemies I have killed. I have kept this username throughout all sorts of sites, whether it be a Warriors roleplay site, the Insomniac Games site... the works.
My interests include: Writing fiction of any sort (whether it be fanfiction or my own fiction -- I write fanfiction more often, but that's just me), drawing, playing video games (and epically failing a majority of the time), talking to friends, roleplaying, swimming... and doing other random crap.
I am in so many fandoms that I can't even list them all. I am not even kidding you.
SPEAKING OF FANDOMS... YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FANGIRLS, AREN'T YOU?
Me, a fangirl? Well, I suppose I am a fangirl -- but if I am a whore of any kind, I am not a character whore, nor am I a pairing whore -- I'm a fandom whore. Specifically, I am neutral to most pairings, and I usually like all characters and will write about any of them.
If you want, you may request for me to write a certain pairing for you -- however, please don't expect it to be out for a while, as romance is still a bit of a struggle for me to write at times.
YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE PERSON. HOW CAN I TALK TO YOU?
Well, I actually recommend not contacting me through FFnet because I hardly ever respond to my messages, and if I do respond through my messages, I'm really, really slow. So, if you really want to personally contact me, here are some alternative methods:
You may contact me through other websites. Here are websites that I am on and my name on said websites:
You may also contact me through instant messenger or through email. Here's my email if you need it, as well as specific emails and IMs:
If you have no other options, you may contact me via FFnet. Just keep in mind that I take a while to respond if I ever do.
I am a grammar nazi! If you plan on contacting me, please use the basic schematics of English grammar. Although I can read chatspeak, I don't like it at all. :B
GOT ANY PROJECTS PLANNED?
Indeed, I do! I usually always have projects planned for the future, or even projects that I am working on currently. As I now try not to predict oneshots or oneshot collections, these are multi-chaptered fanfictions I plan on releasing some time in the future -- or that I'm still working on. This is also good for checking upon the status -- as in, how far I am. I'm rather slow at updating it, though, so you might want to contact me just to get an accurate description of whether I'm in hiatus or something. Projects include: multi-chaptered fanfictions, collab fanfictions, gift fanfictions.
Multi-Chaptered Fanfiction: Ratchet and Clank: Drek's Demise.
Collab Fanfiction: Get Out Alive
Multi-Chaptered Fanfiction: Ratchet: United No More.
THE WORLD OF THE RANDOM!
HERE ARE SOME DANNY PHANTOM QUOTES! BECAUSE DANNY PHANTOM IS AWESOME!
Danny: (to the Lunch Lady) I command you... to... go away!
One of a Kind:
Sam: (after taking a picture of Danny and Tucker hugging in their sleep) Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.
Maddie: Danny, look at you! I'm not sure if I like this late night studying...
Attack of the Killer Garage Sale:
Tucker: (watches the remote Sam bought from Danny hover) I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?
Poindexter: (in Danny's body and flying) Haha! (goes intangible) I'm doing it! (flies at Danny but phases through the wall behind him instead)
Vlad: I insist you stay.
Prisoners of Love:
Walker: I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and, if necessary, your executioner.
Shades of Gray:
Sam: (to Danny) You're not much of a dog catcher.
Fanning the Flames:
Danny: Sam! You snuck out to see me! (Sam had been grounded.) Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony... and I can understand everything we're saying.
Maddie: (reading a note left on the Fenton Bazooka) "Honey, forgot to fully charge the Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
(Danny overshadows Tucker.)
Maddie: And Jack? Please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
Freakshow: (after Danny and the other ghosts turn on Freakshow) Um, when I called you my minions, it was really a term of endearment. Like, "I love my minions!" (smiles innocently)
Danny: I'm going... to become ghostly!
Jack: Why should we trust you?
IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS, YOU BUG THE HELL OUT OF ME.
1. If you imply that all the time I'm 'not responding' to you over IM, you say "Oh, you're roleplaying with so-and-so, right? You're just ignoring me, right?" FOR GOODNESS SAKE, I DO NOT IGNORE YOU JUST TO BE MEAN TO YOU GODDAMNIT. I HAVE STUFF THAT I ACTUALLY DO. IT'S CALLED GETTING A LIFE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself.
AND OF COURSE, WHAT IS A FFNET PROFILE WITHOUT SOME COPY AND PASTE CRAP?
Do not copy and paste any statistics into your profile -- AS MOST OF THEM ARE EFFING UNTRUE. Copy and paste this to spread the word.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten into a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile.
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT.
Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph.
IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU.
SOME RANDOM RANTS.
Why do people honestly write so much lemon/smut? It's only badly written porn. These usually have absolutely no plot, no romance, just hard on sex. What's the point of reading this? Do you want to jack off or something like that? Seriously. Get laid. The same thing applies to people who pair themselves with canon characters -- I mean, what the heck? Some of these people aren't even single either. Do they have any idea that you're doing this?