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28-12-11 I'm back after a long time of losing access to this account and then facing a dilemma about staying on it. Sorry everbody who reviewed or PM-ed during this period. I'm now 15. I'm also not that much actively into DBZ and Naruto. However I will finish the fanfics I started, eventually. And I might even write more. I just don't want to lose track of all the authors here, and also am going to write about the other fandoms I now have some knowledge about. You see, my world is rather diversified now, and it took a long time to take the decision to recover my password and return.

Favs:

genre: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort

FanFiction.net profiles: KidGoku13 (cool gal!), Fausha (I too love milk!), omnipotent Porunga (compatriot with lovely artwork), FrostandFlames (my buddy), FanficMogul :-p

colour: 1. mauve 2.spring green 3. lemon yellow 4. royal blue 5. crimson 6.(jointly) black and white. (I know. Crazy.)

Suggested sites: (favs in bold): FFN, FP, TinkleOnline (find below), Cartoon Network, Disney, FlowersOfIndia, ChristmasCarnival, ChristmasWishes, Wikipedia, Google, Dragoness Eclectic, Oxford Dictionary, 123Greetings, BigFishGames, Shockwave, MyFavoriteGames, Naruto 2,

Likes: MOM, Granny, India (proud Indian!), milk, good food, smell of wet earth, soothing/ inspirational/ patriotic/ country music and songs(both listening and singing), rap, kathak dance (I learn), art, good manga/anime and TV shows and movies, English and Bengali story books, competitive exams, basketball, badminton, awards, opening and closing ceremonies of Games, comedy, happy endings, fanfics, reunions, writing and reading poetry, flowers and gardens, puzzles, debates, extempore, smiling, friendship, malls, self-respect, reforms, weddings, Durga Puja, Christmas, true friends, reviews to my fics, detective stories.

Dislikes: Bad food, smell of manure, silly lyrics, most shojen animanga, chick-lit, pretence, hypocrisy, flattery, graphic stuff, public swearing, drugs, divorce, love at first sight, tomboys, Barbie dolls, discrimination of any kind, page 3 people, magazines like Vogue and Peoples, tragedy, terrorism, complexes, pride, AIDS awareness programmes for pre-teens, counselling, politicians, strikes, porn, dirty gossip, conversion of good friendship to homosexuality (esp. in fanfics), value ed class, hung PCs, quarrels, bossy people, proud people, nosy people, pushy people, hentai, lemons.

MOTTO: DARE TO DREAM

About my fav fanfic authors (Pen names are linked to FFnet profiles):

Dragoness Eclectic -- she doesn't post here any more. She has her own site: /lair/ . Satu-D-2 (favouritest) -- I love her Friendship fics. Profile's pretty good too. KidGoku13 -- I agree with her on almost everything that's on her profile... except I like Naruto. And I love her profile. Racy_Nucleoli -- Good writing. FrostandFlames -- A promising author & we got a lot in common. SynapseCircuit -- Has another account for normal fanfics called ProjectSynapse and this name is used to write drabbles based on some writing exercises which are wonderful. Haven't read enough of the other accounts to think if I'll fave it, but the author's great. balthezarian -- What can I say? Flowy writing, great author.

My friends on FFN:

FrostandFlames, Racy_Nucleoli, TheWorldBelongsToME.

My Beta-reader (when I need one):

ShadowMajin

Pasteables from KidGoku13's Profile!

-~-ANTI-HENTAI!!-~-

Zz-If you're a DBZ fan, paste this into your profile!!-zZ

v(=.=)v Peace

My services:

1. Beta-reading: See my Beta profile for more info. But yeah, it says I Beta only Hindi, and it doesn't take it if I wanna say that I Beta English too, which I do.

2. Avatar-designing & Username-picking: I help to pick usernames (or e-mail IDs) based on info on yourself. If you want me to design an avatar for you, just tell me what you want it based on (username, fave character, certain quality, etc.). Do tell me what you want-- something on personality, fave characters, or thing like that. I also do both together. In that case, either I send you both together, & then you talk to me & I improvise accordingly; or I do the username first to your satisfaction, & then work on the avatar. I do them in all formats acceptable to the site--let me know about these if they're not FFN or FP. I'll also do non-FFN-or-FP avatars & usernames but you may not like it enough if your theme is away from my knowledge base (say, a site or fandom I'm not in or have no idea about), cuz feeling plays a part besides Googling.

3. The 'Friendly Guidelines' Help Services for FFN: Helps and guidelines on this (rather, any) site can be pretty confusing for some people. Let me know and I'll explain it to you. I also am open to queries about figuring things out. Help also available for FP, Gmail, Blogger, RuneScape.

For all my services, notify me first by PM, or e-mail. You'll get a reply in a week max., telling you if I'm taking it, & if yes, when you'll get it done, additional info, etc. If I'm taking it, be ready for my queries once I'm on the job. & I expect a small price: reviews to my stories. jk jk. I usually don't do the 'Help' stuff without knowing your e-mail ID, cuz I prefer using multimedia, & also the Beta-ing cuz DocX is mind-boggling. If you want it otherwise, let me know in the notification mail or PM, as the case may be. (I'll charge more then jk jk) Also, I can't possibly send you an avatar without knowing it, so if it's an otherwise secret, let me know, I'll keep it.

News:

10-21-2009: My birthday and at last I'm 13. Signed up.

10-23-2009: Posted my first fic 'A Whatever In Need'-- first chapter 'The Girl'.

10-24-2009: Thanking Unlisshed and Ron'sBella, my 1st and 2nd reviewers respectively. They also subscribed to my story. Both Australians. Looks like Tropic Of Capricorn loves stuff from Tropic Of Cancer.

10-26-2009: Thanks to ShadowMajin for Beta-ing 'The Girl', the first chapter of my first fic 'A Whatever In Need'. I'm sad cuz I've still got only 2 reviews.

11-01-2009: No reviews! WAAAAHHHH!! :-(

11-06-2009: One anonymous review from Blackpanther1985. Little happy cuz my story and profile both are getting hits. Trying to write the second chapter of 'A Whatever In Need' amidst managing a unit test of the annual exam, a mega school fest run by a student's newspaper supplement I'm a part of, preps for the National Science Olympiad, a 'Dramatization of Parables / Miracles from The Bible' competition in school (I'm the scriptwriter cum narrator as usu.), a school Assembly skit to help with, and the miscellaneous duties of a class monitor and an only child with a granny at home. Cranky new class teacher salt on a sore.

11-09-2009: A signed review and long, long PM from Satu-D-2, my favouritest author. Thanks heaps. Another Australian! Why don't other folks review my stories? I know they read them! I'm not asking for praise! Anything other than flames will do! Please! Satu also subscribed to and faved my story. Dreamer E.V. also faved my story. Thanks to them.

11-13-2009: Dramatization finished. Thank God.

11-14-2009: HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY TO ALL INDIANS. Yeah. It's the 1st PM Pundit Nehru's B'day. He loved children so it's Children's Day. Our teachers put up a fab show that made a record. We attended school in casual dress.

11-16-2009: Assembly skit done.

11-20-2009: HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN'S DAY.

11-23-2009: School fest done. My school runner-up in Sarekya, a song event. Did extempore from my school but narrowly missed a win. (only winner & runner-up awarded). Being a firsty, lots of fun. Princi admits she did nothing. Anchored an event as a coordinator-- the solo original composition event. Also did backstage duty in dance and enjoyed my free lunch. Loved flaunting coordi ID card and coordi special ViBES (name of the fest) t-shirt. Am trying hard 2 put up 2nd chappy.

11-25-2009: Signed review from omnipotent Porunga. Thanks. 5th & 4th signed. First compatriot of mine.

11-26-2009: Commemorating the Mumbai terror attacks.

11-27-2009: Signed review from Viva la Amore. Thanks. Story alerted by omnipotent Porunga. Thanks.

11-28-2009: Found that omnipotent Porunga is my compatriot and also from the same state. Same mother tongue.

11-30-2009: Signed up on FictionPress.

12-02-2009: Thanks to I Dare You 413 for signed review and adding me as favourite author.

12-09-2009: Put up 2nd chapter 'A Whatever In Need'. At last. Beta credit ShadowMajin. Must start thinking about 3rd.

12-11-2009: Thanks to omnipotent Porunga and I Dare You 413 for reviews. Put up my second fic and first one-shot, 'I'm Sorry'.

12-14-2009: Second fic got review from Jane Black278 . Thanks.

12-19-2009: NO REVIEWS. WAAH!! Submitted two chapters of Christmas fic, 'Merry Z'mas'.

12-21-2009: One review of Christmas fic from MajinCC. Thanks.

12-25-2009: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

12-30-2009: I Dare You 413 has changed his username to I Dare You 413 Is Unscarred. 'Unscarred' is cool only by itself, buddy!

01-01-2010: HAPPY NEW YEAR! BOOM BOOM BOOM!

01-07-2010: Thanks to BunniGirl for reviews to A Whatever In Need and I'm Sorry.

01-09-2010: Thanks to FrostandFlames for adding me as a favourite author.

01-11-2010: This FrostandFlames is promising. And has got a very grateful heart. I Dare You 413 is back to the original username. I'm planning to start a one year survey on how many fanfic authors are guys and how many girls.

01-13-2010: I've started the poll as you can see. Plz see my forum. Thanks to omnipotent Porunga for the 3 reviews to each chapter of Merry Z'mas.

01-23-2010: Netaji's B'day.

01-26-2010: Happy Indian Republic Day! Long live the Indian Republic!

02-01-2010: My buddy FrostandFlames has signed up on FictionPress as StranaFena.

03-01-2010: Sorry for disappearing. My exams are on & Windows crashed. Do feel free to access my services.

03-07-2010: Whoopee! Exams end tomorrow! Thanks to FrostandFlames for being so nice, really. Hey, that girl & has changed her FP name to Odvetta. hey, thanks to shadyatem for reviewing 'I'm Sorry'.

03-18-2010: See my FP account. I have 6 poems and some of an essay there.

03-19-2010: New story: Taking The Chance.

03-20-2010: Thanks to FrostandFlames for review and fave to 'Taking The Chance'.

03-21-2010: Thanks to Gini Justice for fave to 'Taking The Chance'. 3rd chapter of 'A Whatever In Need' up, 'First Serious Steps'.

04-01-2010: Thanks to Soul Lilly a.k.a. Bulma for fave to 'Taking The Chance'.

04-07-2010: Sorry guys, didn't talk cuz school began on 5th. New grade! Anyway, thanks to FrostandFlames for review to first chapter 'The Girl' of, and fave to, my fic 'A Whatever In Need'.

04-09-2010: Thanks to FrostandFlames for review to 2nd chapter 'Kids On Mission' of 'A Whatever In Need'.

28-12-2011:I'm back after a long time of losing access to this account. Sorry everbody who reviewed or PM-ed during this period. I collectively thank all of the favers and reviewers.

Funstuff:

Found these on Fausha's profile! Read that profile, you will find fine things!

(\ /)
=(o.o)=
( _ )

Copy bunny so he can achieve world domination. (FanficMogul's note: copy and center it if it isn't centred. It is cute.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Ibris, Bynd Theodore Way, Fausha, FanficMogul, FrostandFlames, (FanficMogul's note: And tell me. I'll add you on mine too.)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) You're boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

omnipotent Porunga sent me these! Her profile has fine artwork.

try this: (just a funny thing, nothing personal)
This cat,is cat,a cat
good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the
word cat!

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond"
Continuing in his inimitable style, "...James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...

Siva Rao...

Samba Siva Rao...

Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

I read this in a magazine called Tinkle: (visit their site)

Once upon a time, there were 2 Chinese brothers-- Yang Li & Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushki Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako. One day while they were playing, Yang Li fell into a well. His brother shouted, "Help! Yang Li has fallen into the well!" The mother said,"What! Yang Li has fallen into the well! Dear! Yang Li has fallen into the well!" and so on, the father told the gardener, who rescued him safe and sound. The next day Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako fell into the well. His brother shouted, "Help! Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well!" The mother said,"What! Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well! Dear! Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well!" and so on, the father told the gardener, but by the time Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako was rescued, he was nearly dead. Since then the Chinese have only short names. (Don't ask me why the other brother's name was short or why Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Niki No Meeno Dom Barako didn't have a nickname. I don't know. Ask the clever person who thought this up, most probably in answer to a racial taunt similar to the Telegu story.)

I know something else too:
The famous Indian athlete PT Usha's full name is Pillavellakandi Thekkeperamvill Usha.

From LadyEval:

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

／l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (It was a Facebook status message of someone. I don't know if it was Lady Eval's.)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and shove your fist in their face. (FM's note: I believe this is a spoof on the advice that it takes 42 muscles to frown but just 17 to smile. Don't stare at me, but I love both.)

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

From SutaakiHitori:

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, Sutaakihitori, FanficMogul (FM's note: Tell me, then I'll add you here too.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (FM's note: I know. It's similar to that one from Fausha, but a weeny bit not.)

From FrostandFlames: (so she copies from people other than me at last!)

Once you find yourself deep in a hole, the first thing to do is to STOP DIGGING.

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for life

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Done bun can't be undone.

It's our differences that make us the same. O.o

Ever notice that Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same exact tune?

Geez Louis, who are you, and why do we exclaim your name when we're surprised?

"Shoot for the moon. For even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."- Les Brown

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you enjoy the sweetie-sweetieness of life, copy this on your profile!

If you have the largest sweet-tooth in your family, copy and paste this!!

If you have a bestest best friend in the world, copy and paste this, then add their names after.(didi!) (FM's note: she wrote me! And I call her didi!)

Perfection is nothing but glamorous mistakes. If you believe this to be true, copy and paste it :)

If you think war is over-rated, copy and paste this on your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who is called a lesbian because I so strongly believe in equal rights for all.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

BAD PREJUDICES:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m BISEXUAL so I must be looking for attention (or I’m a slut)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I compiled this:

Counterpart characters in DBZGT and Naruto:--(mostly personality based, because roles are distributed, say, the custody-tormentor cum the-one-to-take-revenge-on of Vegeta is Frieza, whereas for Sasuke, the first is Orochimaru & the 2nd is initially Itachi and then Konoha)

1. Goku - Naruto
2. Vegeta - Sasuke
3. Sakura - Bulma
4. Ino - Lunch
5. Frieza - Orochimaru
6. Roshi - Jiraya / Kakashi
7. Babidi - Madara
8. Turtle - Gama Boss
9. Chichi - Hinata
10. King Vegeta - Itachi
11. Burdock - 4th Hokage
12. Future Trunks - Asuma
13. Android #16 - Nagato
14. Ginyu Force - Akatsuki
15. Nimbus - Gamabunta
16. Piccolo - Gaara
17. Crane Hermit - Gai
18. Tenshinhan - Neji / Lee
19. Chiaotzu - Tenten
20. Dr. Gero - Danzo
21. Androids - Root
22. Android #8 - Sai
23. Grandpa Gohan - Iruka
24. Gohan - Konohamaru
25. Trunks - Shikamaru
26. Goten - Choji

Counterpart elements in DBZGT and Naruto:--(mostly effect-based)

1. Dragonballs - Scrolls
2. Kamehameha - Rasengan
3. Destructo Disc - Rasen Shuriken
4. Split-form - Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
5. After-image - Bunshin no Jutsu

From me:
If you like reading, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like writing fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like writing poems, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Disclaimer: Nothing on this profile is meant to be offensive. We all find people of different communities to be funny in some way or the other. Especially in India, Southerners are taunted for their long and unpronouncable names and their accent, Sikhs and Tamils are stamped laughing stocks and Bengalis (like myself) are infamous for laziness, cowardice & unventuresomeness. Internationally, Irishmen, Ugandans and blonds are marked targets of stupidity jokes. Some of these traits, though existent, don't really matter, while the others are myths which are fun to keep up in spite of the full knowledge that they are untrue. I don't care if anyone taunts a funny trait of my community (or something I like) as long as they don't disrespect it. So I would expect a similar mentality from any person belonging to the above-taunted communities (or anyone who is a fan of James Bond). Remember that every group or individual has something tauntable. So respect everyone, look down upon no one and most importantly, laugh at yourself, then no one will blame you for laughing at others.

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Sayings:

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sounds they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei

The inner fire is the most important thing that mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The foundation of success, regardless of your chosen field, is attitude.

People, who don't know how to recognize opportunity, complain of noise when it knocks.

Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude towards it, for that determines our success or failure. - Norman Vincent Peale

Never leave till tomorrow, which you can do today. - Benjamin Franklin

Develop an attitude of gratitude.

Live in the present, learn from the past, and work for the future.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to do things the right way. - Benjamin Franklin

Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis of Assisi

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you will be doomed if you try. - Beverley Sills

If you really want to succeed, form the habit of doing things that failures don't like to do.

Successful people don't do great things, they only do small things in a great way.

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal. - Earl Nightingale

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice, it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

Man is the architect of his own fortune.

Make new friends, and keep the old-- one is silver, the other is gold.

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.

Try not to become a success, but rather try to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

A duty which becomes a desire will ultimately become a delight. - George Gritter

You have a choice in life. You can either pay the price of discipline or regret. - Tim Connor

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Character is the foundation upon which all else is built. It endures.

If wealth is lost, nothing is lost; if health is lost, something is lost; if character is lost, all is lost. - Swami Vivekananda

They alone live, who live for others. The rest are more dead than alive. - Swami Vivekananda

The inner fire is the most important thing that mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Woe be to him that reads but one book. - George Herbert

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

Better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it.

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.

Education is something that remains with you after you have forgotten everything that you learnt in school.

What a man thinks of himself : that is what determines, or rather indicates, his fate. - Henry David Thoreau

Excuses make the problem worse than the problem itself.

No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Only those succeed, who believe they can.

It seems we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive. - Keanu Reeves

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet. - Stanislaw Lec

If you want your dreams to come true, you must first wake up. - (I forgot!)

"A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses." - Chinese proverb