AWriterThatCan'tSpell
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Joined 10-21-09, id: 2121892, Profile Updated: 03-14-11
Author has written 9 stories for Fanboy and Chum Chum, Harry Potter, Monsters vs. Aliens, Harvest Moon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, and Web Shows.

I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth turns slowly.

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm alseep.

Because my dreams are bursting at the seems.

Hi There! Ash here with... No good deeds and ... quirky antics... And ... A paintball gun. Run fast.

I'm not all that old, but I have learned over my years of living to not touch things unless you have the money to pay for them and children should not be tried as adults. And don't try to nail jello to a tree unless its the kind you get from chinese buffets.

I'm... How old am I? And I'm sure I'm a girl, even though some people don't believe me. Oh well! I'm strange, but likeable... Or atleast I have friends... I'm pretty sure they are friends, even though they threaten to kill me. I like to write and paint and draw and play and eat and sleep and- IT WAS THUNDERING THIS MORNING AND IT WOKE ME UP AND SCARED ME AND THEN IT STARTED TO HAIL AND I WAS VERY SCARED!!

I'm also a pretty bad apple. So I need to be watched over alot, but if you want chaos, TELL THEM TO TAKE THE STUPID LEASH OFF.

Also, I write alot of fanfiction using characters that are not mine. You can spot Ocs a mile awhile, so I don't believe I need to say whose mine and who belong with the original creator, just keep that in mind if you decide to read some of my work!

Story Status:

Maxwell Falls: Complete

The Little Voice: On-Going, almost finished.

Sudden Urges: Complete, oneshot.

The Faded Rainbow Effect: Discontinued. Unless I somehow get some ideas for it...

Melody Ranch: On-Going, Haitus.

Special Tensions: One-shot, currenting in contest.

Sonic Truth or Dare: On-Going

Quotes:

"Don't put me in your snow globe Ash." - Carmie

"This could work. Friends! Uh, we don't have to kiss do we?" "Nope. Unless you want to." - Germany and Italy

"TV go dark!" Kaoru

"You don't have to say 'an' when your say hour Ash." "But I spelt it differently!" - My 3rd grade teacher and 3rd grader me

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer Simpson

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Don't make me come down there." - God

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"When your courting a nice girl a hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red cinder a second seems like a hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Silence is golden. But Duct tape is silver and just as good." - Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

"All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." - Alexancer Woollcott

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then sucess is sure." - Mark Twain

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"To days of inspiration, playing hooky, making something outta nothing'! The need to express! to communicate! To going against the grain! Going insane! Going Mad!" - La Vie Boheme

"Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring! Nobody listens to you!" - Simpsons Movie

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Beufield

"Eternity is really long, especially near the end." - Woody Allen

"I'M TUCKING FONS OF FUN!" - Me (I swear I wasn't drunk.)

"If it sells, its art." - Frank Lloyd

"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried." - David Brent

"I'm not normally a religious man, but... If you're up there. Save me Super Man!" - Homer Simpson

"It's not I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

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Whose Hedgehog is it Anyway? by Eric Neo Matrix reviews
"Whose Line is it Anyway?" - Sonic style! Join the Sonic crew as they take part in the legendary comedy improv show.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/2/2007
New Girl in Town by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
There's a new girl in Sonic's town w a mysterious past. Trained in martial arts but is a pacifist? Can speak chao but doesn't want anyone to know? Old friends with Vanilla and Cream? A crush on SHADOW! And what about that weird ferret? Is something up?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,198 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Story of their lives by rozenvampire reviews
how germany and italy have managed with a new member coming to their home. rating may go up. mpreg story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Seven Stages by Octovan reviews
In life, sometimes there are things you have to struggle with in order to come to terms. Benson/Pops, more like fluff though than straight up romance.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Benson, Pops
Aptly named by FattySkeleton reviews
After the Professor died the Power-puff girls deserved new names for their new personalitys.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Freddy vs Jason for the most part sortof by MaidenofIron157 reviews
Its inside. NOTE THIS IS A GAY FIC AND IF YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH IT DON'T CLICK ON THE DARM THING.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Deep Inside by EricaX reviews
PleakleyxJumba. Pleakley doesn't know how to say what he feels to Jumba without being hurt or rejected. But now that he's told him, he doesn't know what to do.....Lame summary.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Cute by Dreadful Virtue reviews
Short drabble with Shanks thinking about Buggy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Buggy, Shanks - Complete
Irksome by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Just a short, but rather interesting exchange in a hallway. Set whenever you want it to be.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - [Lumiere, Cogsworth] Babette - Complete
Bring On the Maple Syrup! by chelsia reviews
Cuba and Canada spend a night alone to watch a hockey game and junk out on ice cream to celebrate Canada's birthday... only for it to end with a much sweeter taste in their mouths than expected. Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
EasyBake Oven: Jumba Style by SaveADrumBangADrummer23 reviews
Jumba is having a problem telling Pleakly something. Oneshot, might be OOC. Rated for swearing.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009
A Spooky Barbie Story with Susan and Dr Cockroach by 1000th Ghost reviews
I was putting my 4-year-old sister down for a nap, and she said she wanted me to tell her "a spooky Barbie story with Susan and Dr. Cockroach". One of the stranger story requests I've gotten, lol.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Cooks ahoy by NarutoandKakashiFan reviews
PPGZ. Baking can be fun, even if the cookie crumbles. Yaoi
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ace, Snake
Childish Whim by NarutoandKakashiFan reviews
When they get bored, they get playful in their own way. Yaoi.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Ace, Snake
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The Careful Gift reviews
A Marble Hornets Fanfiction. Masky has been a very hard worker.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
The Nuzlocke Challenge Creepy Pasta reviews
Creepy Pasta... Creepy Pasta everywhere! I just wanted to write one involving a Nuzlocke run.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Butterfree
Sonic Truth or Dare! reviews
You ask 'em, I'll make 'em do it! Your favorite characters unwillingly get sucked into a game they will not forget! Message or review, whatever, just get them here! rated T for TOO FUNNY!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,805 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010
Special Tensions reviews
For Moogiuh's Obcsure and Strange Sonic Pairings Competition Contest. Sonic goes for a run and finds himself in a familiar area, where he gets abducted by a long time foe. Definitely worthy of this contest. SonicxEggman rated T Flamers, cram it
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
The Little Voice reviews
Kyle is angry about how his life seems to be turned upside down by Fan boy every day. So when another incident gives him some one to talk to, can he let his true feelings out? Or will new feelings be uncovered? FanboyxKyle Rated T for yaoi
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
The Faded Rainbow Effect reviews
The silent life of Blaire White takes a drastic turn down a path she is unfamiliar with, and her mental prison bars become visible through a colorful transformation.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Melody Ranch reviews
In the wake of his death, Ash's father has left her his old farm. She decides to take it over, and the klutz has no idea what she's getting into! Rated T
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
Maxwell Falls In reviews
Two new girls show up in Fanboy's class, Monica and Maxwell. What could possibly happen? A small story that I dislike, only making a few chapters
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Sudden Urges reviews
Ron gets angry and can't shut his mouth. Harry suddenly needs to visit Snape on a small matter. HarryxSnape. No like, no read. I hate flamers, so if you hate the story, please don't talk to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete