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Joined 10-06-00, id: 21221, Profile Updated: 12-05-07
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

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Tessen...

...has been writing fanfiction for over a decade, how sad. Good thing she can only find stuff as far back as 2002.
...is a 19-year-old Information Technology student at the University of Central Florida, originally hailing from southern New Hampshire.
...prefers to write het, but has a soft spot for certain slash pairings.
...likes all sorts of pairings, and rarely claims an OTP.
...was born February 12, year of the rabbit, and an Aquarius.
...is a fan of Naruto, Harvest Moon, Digimon 01/02, Bleach, LoveCom, The Lion King, House, and Hellsing, among other things.
...particularly enjoys ShikaTema.
...doesn't really like concrit when she doesn't ask for it, only because she writes for fun then chooses to share it.
...overquotes internet memes.
...is a goon.
...won NaNoWriMo 2007!

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Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Midsummer by Lotos-Eater reviews
ShikaTema. A homecoming. So much WAFF you may perish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Where the Heart Is by GirlMood reviews
The Nara find their home among the deer and, while Shikamaru too is comforted in the presence of his ancestors, he turns his eyes in another direction, out into the sun, out to where he knows there is a land of sand." TemarixShikamaru/Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Operation: Hunt Shikamaru Down! by Cyberwing reviews
SHIKAxTEMARI-Things were never this troublesome...until she came along...ugh...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,033 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Teenage Dirtbag by Mordred LeFay reviews
Shikamaru's in love with the new girl in school. The bad news is she has a boyfriend, a huge, surly boyfriend who loves to make people miserable. What's a teenage dirtbag to do? Loosely based on the song by the same name.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Professional Secrets by NessieGG reviews
[AU] [ShikaTem] [Story 1 of the New York Society series] Shikamaru Nara did not like the theater.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One of These Things is Not Like the Others by musouka reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that can make a relationship difficult. PhoenixEdgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cold by nevermore199 reviews
She's cold, wet, and grumpy. She shows up at his house. What happens next? [ One shot, Shikamaru x Temari. ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Amethyst by goldenseeress reviews
They have no photographs of them together, only faint memories in their mind. 50 themes, HidanxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Entry 472 by Croik reviews
NaruMitsu yaoi, oneshot. Late one night, Phoenix learns a little more about what it means to have a lover.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Genjutsu by Lotos-Eater reviews
It's only when a fight is already lost that you start to pull out techniques you don't really know how to use. Temari vs. Kabuto, mild TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Ice Cream by Teddieox reviews
ShikaTema. Even though she's somewhat abusive, he can't help but love her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Last Move by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru's friends demand to know what being with Temari is like. Shikamaru explains it the best way he knows how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Silent Night by deyavi reviews
AxS, Complete story. An unusually quiet night and a need to be alone inspires Integral to send Alucard out for a walk . . . providing Seras tags along. Alucard gets an idea and Seras learns a new trick. SEQUEL UP, CURRENTLY BEING REVISED.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Perfect Irony by Melpomene the Muse reviews
[ShikaTema] Shikamaru's always liked monotony. And fate, apparently, likes nothing more than to screw with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Miracles or Medicine by Tsubasa Hane reviews
On her twentieth birthday, she witnessed a miracle. Not for her, but for two people she believed couldn’t deserve it more. Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by The Prince's Bride reviews
The Prince of All Cosmos has a very peculiar life, even for a Cosmic Being. Although destined to inherit the throne from his narcissistic and often clueless father, a prophecy from a scatterbrained cousin throws all of that into jeopardy.
Katamari Damacy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006
Mochi by The Kitty-kitty reviews
The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Sand Gets Cold at Night by SILENT TROWA reviews
Blanket fic En route to the sand village,shikamaru and temari must camp on the sand .Temari wants an answer, and tired of waiting, 'kills' him. Mabye a dose of heaven will set him straight. Second problem: 2 ninjas,1 blanket.TemaShika minor fluff R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Sandwiches by Annwyd reviews
Chouji and Shikamaru have an awkward early morning talk about love, sex, and food. TemaShika and InoChou, because the boys of Team 10 are whipped. Rated for mild swearing and discussion of sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Out of Character by aoimidori reviews
Justified mild OOCness and inlike ShikaTem before, during and after the runin with Naruto and Sakura in Chapter 247. A girl just needs assurance every now and then. But Genius minds can also be very slow and dense at times. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
No Trouble at All by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
ShikaTemari. Shikamaru finally gains an understanding of what his father meant about women three years ago, and Temari learns that genius can be applied to more than just games.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2005
Such As You Are by aoimidori reviews
And why the hell would Temari not want to go out with someone like Shikamaru who's such a such a what? Such a what, now, really? : [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Viper's New Hope by Angel of Death CSV reviews
Star Commander Scott strives to restore Clan Steel Viper to glory.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
Vagabond by Sadistic Shadow reviews
[Complete] Harvest Moon in Cliff's, Jack's, Ann's, and Karen's Perspective A story of Betrayal, Love, Friendship, and the Kindness of Opening your heart to others...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,300 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Complete
Thoughts of a Summer's Day by Tabi reviews
Just a squishy lil Taito fic I wrote while getting nostalgic for past summers at the end of the summer holidays last year ^_~ . Now I just need to write a spring Taito fic and an autumn Taito fic and I'll have a complete set :D
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
The Song of Life by FrEaK1 reviews
This is a TAITO songfic, well not really a songfic, Yamato just writes a sweet song for Taichi. R&R plz, I tried really hard on this fic and would appreciate some feedback. Rated PG13 for some language
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2001
Monday Morning by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Toya wakes up on Monday morning and realizes that it's too late to say what he's been hiding.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2001 - Published: 9/19/2001 - Yukito T., Tōya K.
You're Still The One by Blaise Dorriena reviews
A songfic to Shania Twain's 'You're Still The One' Taito. Yaoi. R/R
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2001
Love's Power Breaks Held Hands by WingJade reviews
Taito/Yamachi songfic. Yippee!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2001
Monday Morning by Sasha Janre-Ishtar reviews
Heero has to deal after Duo is killed on a mission. 1+2, songfic, sad
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2001
All I Want by The Nagisa Thesis reviews
Oh goody! It's ANOTHER songfic! It's Taito, Taito, and more Taito. Matt and Tai want to spend spring break together, how far will they go to make sure the adults don't interfere? R/R!!! Rated R for suggestive language, suggestiveness, and, well, LANG
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2001
If you leave by Emilia reviews
This is my first songfic and also my first Taito, so if you hate the whole TaiXYamato idea, don't read it.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2000
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Dirty Tricks reviews
ShikaTema, modern-day AU; Shikamaru hates Temari, but is conned into going to her Halloween party.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Gifts reviews
ShikaTema; Every year Shikamaru gets Temari a gift, and every year, it's not good enough for her. And yet, she keeps them anyway...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hell is a Starbucks reviews
ShikaTema, AU; Lazy photographer Nara Shikamaru absolutely hates highpowered supermodel Temari, but only after he meets with her on a job assignment at a Starbucks or Hell itself, as he comes to consider it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fireflies reviews
ShikaTema, oneshot, fluff; Some things are just too beautiful not to share.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete