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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Another Heart Calls by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Sirius fell in love. Sirius had his heart broken. And now he's trying to figure out how to have control over his life again. Meanwhile, Lindley is a miserable prat of a girl, trying to find her way through her last few years at Hogwarts. SB/OC LE/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sirius B., OC
A Most Unfortunate Twist of Fate by Queen Mafalda reviews
They had only known of hatred, shouldering a rivalry from centuries past. But we all know what they say when opposites attract. For then they soon realized the decadence of ages, and how true love could bloom from even the most tortured of hearts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paired With The Devil by Ingenuity15 reviews
Due to a decrease in magical population, the Ministry passes a new law. Are the matches that seem doomed to fail from the start, really the ones that are meant to be in the end? Marriage law fic Draco/Hermione Post Hogwarts / CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
House Unity by PhoenixSpirit10500 reviews
What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,178 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Starry Skies by sarahbearsweet reviews
Charlotte Swanson moves to La Push expecting nothing but rain. Little does she know, the characters of Twilight are her new neighbors. Is a friendship with the rejected werewolf, Jacob Black, meant to be? Or do they feel more for each other than that?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Charlotte, Jacob
In A Heartbeat by ConsultingTimeLordIn221B reviews
It is often said that it is the past that defines the future. In their case, their present day choices affected the Wizarding World as they know it. If she had not opened her heart to him, who knows what would have happened? LE/JP SB/OC RL/OC AP/FL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 317,460 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Simple Kind Of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The story goes that they lived happily ever after, right? Well, it's been fifteen years since the Marriage Law passed and Draco and Hermione were forced to marry; finding love along the way. Now, someone has began to tear the peace of the once arch-enemies apart and began to destroy what they thought was meant forever. Will they fight to keep it together or this time let it slip?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Parental Adventures of Draco and Ginny by GhostGirlMD reviews
Sequel to Too Young. Ginny and Draco's journey through parenthood. Thanks to MakeLoveNotHorcruxes for the new title. i like it much better. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, and Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Before Harry ever boarded the train, there was another story. One of magic and monster and most of all, love. One of boys becoming men and friendship stronger, even, than death. Lily/James, RL/OC, AL/FL, SB/? 5th year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 238,142 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Those Funny Eccentrics by SparklySlushie reviews
Rose is happy to be back for her fifth year at Hogwarts. Except for the fact she may possibly like Scorpius Malfoy. And Lily, her own cousin, could be dating him. Shall we commence freaking out, phase two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Gift of Life by sarahbearsweet reviews
The Cullens try to give Renesmee as normal a life possible, sending her to live with Charlie. Renesmee's stopped growing, and it's time to go back home. There's just one problem. Jacob Black doesn't exist in her head anymore. Can he conjure her memory?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Tears by taylorlautnerswifey reviews
Rewrite of Bella's Nightmare.Bella breaks up with Edward because her dad said to. Edward takes it badly. See how his mistake got her with Emmett. But what if he comes and wants her back? AU and OOC I guess.After NM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Super Dramione by IwishTObeDRACO'Sapple reviews
You thought you'd seen it all in Dramione? Have you ever seen all Dramiones rolled into one? Bet not. As Hermione is thrown into Draco's life, some wonderful fun begins...Veela Draco, Marriage Law, Ron cheats and Hermione Babysits Draco. DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Love With Her by x Kate Alone x reviews
Harry is desperatly in love with Ginny and will do anything to make her love him back. But one thing is in the way - Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Taming of Padfoot by silverdust-and-sugarquills reviews
Alice Cullen hated, no, had a strong dislike for Sirius Black. But when unexpected circumstances bring the two together even more unexpected outcomes follow... Alice/Sirius, Lily/James, Remus/Rosalie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sirius B., Alice
Where did Lily come from? by Severus my hero reviews
Albus asks his brother James where his little sister came from and the children come to some very interesting conclusions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Fake or Fancy by teenage.tradgedy reviews
This fanfiction is about a new law by the Ministry of Magic, who want all wizards to hurry up and get married. Hermione Granger has to find a guy...and the one she least expects wins her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 94,122 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Prep by makesmewonderx3 reviews
She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,506 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
There and Back Again by Disney101 reviews
The war is over, and all seems just right for Hermione until three years later Ron her boyfriend dissapears. Now Hermione is just recovering from her short but painful depression.Ginny signs her up for an online dating thing.what will happen.R&R Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Evasive Techniques by C.Rara reviews
Avoid alcohol. Avoid Fred. For the love of GOD, that's ALL I had to do. But NO, I decided in my state of severe inebraition to pour my vulnerable soul out to Casanova-Freddy one week before the Yule Ball. Real smart Ang. Merry Bloody Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Bella's Story by CaramelWillow reviews
No one knew The Dark Lord had a daughter. And know one knew she would be one of the Golden Quartet: Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Bella. Starts with the end of GOF and the discovery of her past...and thus, her future. OC! DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,389 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Cupid by We Are The Stuff Of Legends reviews
Rose and Scorpius like each other, but won't admit it. Elizabeth Wood, along with her best friend James Potter are going to change that! RosexScorpius Rated M for lemon and mild cursing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hattie Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by xisney reviews
The first Harry Potter novel, if Harry had been born a girl who looks like Lily with James' eyes. Will people react differently? Will she still befriend the same people? Will she be able to stop Quirrell in time? Only time will tell!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,153 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy's Guide to Rose Weasley by ClassynSassy reviews
Here are 10 rules about Rose Weasley that I, Scorpius Malfoy have come up with. Follow the rules at all costs. AN: Hey everyone in fanfiction land, you should READ THIS and REVIEW THIS. I liked writing this I hope you like reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Harry: Behind the Name by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
James explains to Lily, in a rather round about manner, why he wants to call their baby 'Harry'. “Well, that’s almost right except…um, no you’re right. That is the exact reason why I want to call our baby Harry if it’s a boy,”- Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
when your father is headmaster by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Harry Potter is the new Headmaster of Hogwarts how will James Albus and Lily deal with it how will the Weasley cousin's and what about the new DADA teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P.
Annoyingly Persistent by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“What do you say…you and me at Hogsmeade next weekend?” The nerve. Why couldn’t he just ask me politely? “I suppose we’ll both be there,” I said, playing dumb. He looked surprised again and said embarrasedly, “Well no, I mean together”. L/J new summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My Only Love Sprung from my Only Hate by schnauzerlover reviews
Murtagh spun round and his eyes opened wide as he realised who he was facing, "Would you kill me with the hands that once held me?" asked his enemy and love... Nasuada.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Murtagh, Nasuada
Bleeding in Class by dancergirl7 reviews
Someone starts bleeding during Jasper and Rosalie's gym class. Pre-twilight ,canon. One-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Maria's Visit by dancergirl7 reviews
In Midnight Sun, it says that Maria visited the Cullen's once in Calgary, and they had to leave immediately. Well what happened when she visited? One-shot. *Won best one-shot in the Things Unseen Awards*. Link to the banner is on my profile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Maria - Complete
Too Young by GhostGirlMD reviews
Ginny is pregnant and scared. She should be, she's only fourteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Confessions of an Enamored Redheaded Witch by hg-always reviews
Ginny keeps running into her childhood crush--literally. She realizes she may be in love with him, and Harry Potter--the savior of the world she's never met before--just might be falling for her as well. H/G. Post DH. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
love brings life by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Lily Luna Potter is graduating and is getting engaged to the man of her dreams Teddy Lupin but when the ring is slipped on her finter and the promise sealed with a kiss people long though gone come back how will those that were left behind react.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L.
Tell Me Why by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
See how James and Lily work past their differences in a lovehate relationship and end up together! See what's really behind the jokes and sarcasm of Sirius Black, watch Remus trying to control everyone and trail Peter, the git!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,505 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What Lily Wants! by Prongs 4 Lily reviews
James gets cursed by the Slytherins, but it backfires and now James can hear the thoughts of every girl at Hogwarts, How will this effect his love hate relationship with Lily Evans now he's found the perfect way to get into her good books? please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 362 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scars aren't so bad by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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