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Becoming a Lonely Wanderer

I like Fallout Fanfiction, I really do. RPGs make great settings to build a story on, because you can do whatever you want and still keep the setting genuine. But one thing I always notice, is that no one really develops their characters from the history we're given (not that thats a bad thing, since most of the time it would just create clutter).

The Lone Wanderer (because this is of course a Fallout 3 story, since I have not got New Vegas), Ashlyn, comes from a life that, while probably unpleasant, is not going to turn you into a killing machine when you're let loose on the Capital Wasteland. So thats the challenge I set myself: Write a Fallout story that builds from that concept, of a character sooo thoroughly unprepared for life in the wasteland, and see what happens. Based primarily on my current (ongoing) run, with some little tidbits from previous ones. Make the Characters that spend their time in the limelight interesting, develop the background characters enough to make it seem like a real world. Build a story based on Fridge Logic. Fuck Yeah, Seaking!

Okay, maybe getting a Game of the Year Edition as a present helped motivate me to do this. But that other stuff still counts, too.

I'll be taking a few liberties with how the story unfolds. The Game is not going to stop me from making my story go the way I want it to go, but I'll stick to it (most of the time). And, while it might be Tagged Romance, dont expect it to be a really major theme. Its just there, in the background. Kinda. But its not the focus, Ashlyn becoming the Lone Wanderer is the Focus. Not Romance.

I'm serious, guys.

Oh, and Amata wont be around much, but she is still a main character. I mean, I could have tagged any of the companions except Clover and Charon, its just that Amata is the most signifigant character to Ashlyn. I wont reveal all my plans just yet (haha, bluffing with no cards), but she does deserve the other main character tag.

A/N Chapter 1 - I

Okay, its the tutourial levels, so nothing that happens here will suprise anyone (much). I've written it over the course of a week, in between looking after my little brother and other duties that Real Life requires of me. So, I find it a bit different in feel at the end compared to the begining. Maybe thats just me, maybe not.

Anyway, the main purpose of this chapter is obviously to introduce you all to Ashlyn, and filling out her history in the intervening time skips. I aimed to give you all a sense of how her life flows, of what her main character traits are, and her devotion to Amata. I also set up the grounding for how the character is gonna work. I wanted to justify why Ashlyn is good with Guns, why she can fix things, why she can pick locks. Its all there in the History. I'm going to try and do that throughout, use the gameplay as background to run the story on.

The Springvale Elementary bit is a nostalgia moment for me, since that pretty much happened to me the first time I played Fallout, ever. I walked out of the vault, having guessed the password, picked the lock, punched all of the Radroaches (because I couldn't figure out how to equip weapons, derp) and escaped. I didn't save Amata from Mack, because I didn't see her, I didn't save Butch's Mum, because I lost him around the corner, I didn't pick up the Medicine Bobblehead, and all sorts of horribly embarrasing things. So, I'm outside, I miss Megaton completely, and just walk over to Springvale Elementary. I walk inside...to be shot to death by raiders, which I desperately try to punch to death. It was so tragic, that I couldn't help but include it in here.

Also, Ashlyn hasn't conciously realised that she's in love with Amata yet (trust me, she is. I'm the Author). Her dreams have got it covered, but she hasn't worked it out proper yet.

A/N Chapter 2 - Am

This was originally going to be much longer, and would deal with a whole lot more. But, I decided to push the second half of this chapter back, and cover it in chapter three (anyone want to fathom a guess as to to what that chapter will be called ;P).

Anyway, Ashlyn is sitting in a fairly bad place here. To start with, she got shot, and was in a mini-coma for a few days, and now she got shoved into the middle of a world that she doesnt really know how to exist in. Not to mention, she fell in with Jericho, who isn't the best rolemodel for a newly-minted Lone Wanderer. And, when completely out of her element, she got conscripted by Moira to help with the WSG. This leads her to the Super Duper Mart, where she was faced with the problem of killing people. Of course, she already has Mack's blood on her hands, but that doesn't mean she's happy to wipe Raiders off the face of the earth. As you can probably guess, this is gonna be a problem for her.

But its not all bad, at least. She met Dogmeat, who is gonna use his capacity as Man's best friend to help her through this. Next time, its off to Minefield, and Arkansas! Seems like she's finding her feet.

Too bad, I guess, since all that will fall apart soon.

A/N Chapter 3 - Alpha

Yeah, stuff happened.

The main thing that I needed to talk about today is the Rad Regeneration perk, and the way I'm treating it. Stuff like that are almost completely useless in-game, but don't they just sound awesome? The way I'm planning to build my own personal Fallout 3 world is gonna be heavily reliant on small thinks like that growing and becoming better. I have two or three things like this that I'm gonna make a big deal out of, so that'll be nice.

Hey, remember that scene were they shelter from Acid Rain under a bridge? Yeah, that came out of nowhere. Originally, there wasn't gonna be any rain, and Ashlyn was gonna get attacked by Mirelurks. I just ended up throwing it in, because hey, why not. Also, I got to write random Raider's being civil. Also, since a Raider put down his weapon and ran away shouting "please don't kill me" recently, I think I had to put some semblance of humanity into them. Anyway, this was the scene I'm least happy with, but it's also something that I did not plan, not in the slightest, so that probably contributes.

I had fun deciding on how I was going to portray Walter and Simms. That was a good ten or so minutes, thinking about what sort of characters I wanted them to be. Oh, and Moira is totally like that. No one who is as Naive as Moira seems to be could survive in the wasteland. She's faking it, and is actually the most crazy prepared person in all of the Wasteland. She's Fallout!Batman

Oh, and Dogmeat is a pain. I kept forgetting I needed to write about him ;)

A/N Chapter 4 - And

Wow, this chapter was a monster to write. The pacing is all over the place, I kept going back to change things, and it turned out completely different to what I'd planned. I kinda like it though, and thats what matters. First of, a bit of trivia; did you know that Jericho is 65 years old? Neither did I, but The Vault says thats how old he is, and I'm inclined to believe them. How cool is that.

Anyway, about the actual author's notes thing...I really want to write Ashlyn as completely clueless about how to fight and survive in the wasteland, but if I did, she'd have died already. So, that means when it comes to me writing a fight scene, stuff like this chapter happens. Ashlyn is capable of holding her own, but her mind gets in the way. So, when the mind isn't in the way (say, when she thinks that she'll never see Amata again) she cuts loose and beast-modes her way through three raiders. I think that makes sense, sorta like how mum's have moved cars out of the way with their bare hands because they're protecting their children.

The Family are literally my favourite faction in all of Fallout 3. Blood Ties is the first quest I ever finished, and I've played it to some extent in every single playthrough I've ever done. So, when I wrote down the details of the trek from Megaton to Arefu by playing the game and recording the route, I didn't need to with the Train Tunnels because I just know them well. I think it's just a cool place. And triggering and getting hammered by all those traps is another reference to my first time playing. I was so bad at this game once -_-

Okay, what's next...oh yeah, all those Injuries. Ashlyn is going through hell, because every single thing that happens to her could potentially kill her, and I have to treat it like that. Hell, if she wasn't so Determinator-ish, she would have died in the train tunnels. A Chinese Pistol might be one of the worst weapons in game, but in story it'll kill you just as much as anything else. Another writer on this Site, Less Wrong, said in there profile something to the effect of this: The reason a Mary Sue is a badly written character isn't because she is all-powerful, but because she lacks an equally powerful enemy. I took that to heart, and I try to exemplify that. Also, go check out Less Wrong in general. He has written what is possibly the most entertaining Harry Potter fanfiction ever (It's in my Favourites)

Hmm, what else...Oh yeah, Meishuu brought up a good point in his review; Ashlyn's SPECIAL says she has 10 INT (Well, not anymore, but I'll get to that), and I need to write her as someone with 10 INT. I replied by promising to give Ashlyn more oppurtunities to use her brain soon, but since then I've been doing some thinking. I can't write Ashlyn any smarter than I am, I'm not that good a writer. Its the same way telling people your character is a tactical genius doesn't mean much, because you're not one. In sheer smarts, I'd reckon I'd rate about 7 INT. But then I did some MORE thinking, and realised that the way the Intelligence stat works, it would make more sense to class it under Adaptability. It corresponds mainly to how many Skill Points you get on level up, so wouldn't it make more sense for me to say that Ashlyn isn't a genius, but she's a quick learner? yes, yes it would.

Ashlyn isn't a Genius, buts she's a quick learner. See, now everyone is happy. And, to be on the safe side, Ashlyn will be doing a fair bit of Mechanicering, since I'm saying thats what she is really skilled at. If you want to stay true to the common definition of INT, lets say most of her points come from her aptitude there. We hit the same problem, of course, because I'm not a Mechanic or an Engineer, but thats okay.

Also, I dropped a point of INT, because I realised that I'm never going to explain or even mention the Bobbleheads in-story, so that point shouldn't actually be there.

Finally, I'm sure you've all figured out the Gimmick I'm using for chapter names, but I actually goofed pretty hard in that regard. In the original plotting I did, where I put all the necessary information down for each chapter, I somehow thought that there were 23 words in 21:6, when in fact there are 27. I'm going to try and remedy this by cutting down the bigger chapters I had planned into smaller ones, but I anticipate at least one spare chapter slot to use. So, if anyone has a quest they'd like me to have Ashlyn take part in, send me a message or say so in a review.

P.S. Dogmeat is still a pain to write in, and he's being just as annoying in game, and has so far killed two friendly NPCs that I could easily have left alive otherwise, and turned a whole town hostile. Whats up with that?

P.P.S. I saw the coolest thing last time I got on F3:GOTY. A Deathclaw and a Giant Radscorpion duking it out. The Radscorpion couldn't handle the pressure, and went down. Then Two Yaoi Guai rock up and start attacking the Deathclaw. Kaiju Fight!

A/N Chapter 5 - Omega

Another BIG chapter, but I'm enjoying writing at about this length. It lets me put some focus on world building, and I can have scenarios that are cool, and still have plot. Anyway~

This chapter starts off in a weird way. Like always, a lot of the sequences I wrote I have lots of doubt about, and the whole time Ashlyn is in Moriarty's is one of those from top to bottom. I don't know if I made Moriarty too much of an asshole, but I kinda like it anyway. In any case, I actually like Moriarty as a character. He's a pretty sad excuse for a human being in our society, but hes a bit of a cool guy nonetheless. Too much of the time he just gets killed, and you lose a magnificent bastard, and thats terrible. I love keeping Villains around. Thats pretty much the only reason I made a point to introduce Mr. Burke, even though he didn't really do anything. I wrote him in just in case a Villain is needed at some point later on, because Burke is pretty damn awesome.

Anyway, that scene with Nova isn't just semi-fanservice, it's sorta character development...Well, in a way at least. Its like I'm setting a precedent or something? I don't know. But THE POINT IS that Ashlyn gets a moment in thinking she did something with another girl, which means she has a path to discover her feelings for Amata (because that's part of this story, believe it or not...It'll come up soonish, promise). But, it was also semi-fanservice. Everyone put up your hands if you thought it was serious.

Then after that we get to the DC Ruins. Ya know, the thing I most hate about Fallout 3 is the sheer number of insurmountable waist high fences. Those piles of rubble should be unable to prevent me from climbing over and taking a shortcut to my destination. It can't be that hard? Hell, theres even stuff in some of those areas for people who sequence break into them (the Beta Tesla Cannon, for example). So, I put in a bit of stuff to justify my hatred for those piles of rock. After 200 years, those buildings probably aren't the most stable of places. Also, I know that the bridge near Super Duper Mart isn't the one covered in mines, I just thought it would be cool if it was.

I'm not sure if I did the 'lose an eye, lose all your accuracy' thing well. It'll suffice, I suppose.

Oh, and Super Mutant Overlords bug the hell out of me. In fact, all of the enemies Broken Steel gives you to fight are horrible, horrible monsters. I've CSA'd past a point where Super Mutants spawned, and Overlords have started shooting me. I have 100 points in stealth, and I'm invisible, I have Silent Running...and they STILL saw me and shot me to death. So after I died, I returned to that point, snuck up behind the Super Mutant Overlord, pulled out the Terrible Shotgun, and shot him in the head. With a Sneak Crit, 100 in small guns, and a Fully Repaired TS. IT BARELY EVEN SRATCHED HIM!!!! THE SHOTGUN THAT CAN TAKE AWAY MORE THAN HALF A BEHEMOTH'S HP IN THIS EXACT SITUATION DID NO DAMAGE AT ALL


Also, Jericho. Did he survive a Mini-Nuke Explosion at close range? Did he die? The answer...is pretty damn obvious; he's dead, and its sad. Bet you guys didn't expect that to happen.

Oh yeah, and the world (as in the Earth) didn't explode. It was just me using colourful language to show that a big explosion happened. The World is fine.

A/N Chapter 6 - The

Okay, let's cover the Raiders first. While watching a few videos of this quest, and when I did a run over the area in-game I noticed that there is a huge gang of Raiders, with Turrets hanging from the ceiling, who attack you in the Subway tunnels. When you're actually fighting them, they're pitifully easy, even if you have the bare minimum when it comes to gear. A Hunting Rifle was all I needed to dispatch them all. BUT from a story perspective, how the hell would Ashlyn win in that situation. Everything in this version of the Wasteland is hyper-deadly, so getting into a firefight is bad news. If Ashlyn went up against four to five Raiders at a time, she'd die, simple as that. So, my options were to pretend that they weren't there, or think of some other way. I like what I thought up A LOT.

I tried to give a sense of depth to that group, and thought up a bit of a story for each. This is the first time Weasel has gone out raiding, precisely because of his glaring Sadistic tendencies, and the others were taking pity on him. He acts like a Big Man to try and earn their respect, but he just doesn't have the right idea. I imagine him as looking like Gollum. Banner was going to be a shout-out to the Incredible Hulk, but when this chapter got lost in the suicidal throes of my computer, that all got lost. I couldn't remember the context I had it in when I rewrote it, so he was just their leader. John "Johnny" Smith is a bit of a joke character. Johnny is a shout out to both the Pyro from Team Fortress 2 (the uncertain gender and the status as a Flamethrower wielder) and the Human Torch from the Fantasctic Four (Name and Fire-y-ness), and I'm not sure what to do with the character, at all. Dane...whoa, I have no idea what I was channelling when I came up with the idea of him carrying the skulls of his family members around on his belt. That was a really wierd moment to write, I'm telling you. I didn't develop his sister Pyrrah beyond that she was dead, and was supposed to let them through that door. The Name means something though; its based on Pyrrhic, as in Pyrrhic Victory. The Ghouls killed her, but they lost three of their number to do it.

Jewel, on the other hand, I know exactly what was going through my head when I made up Jewel. She's not all there, in a mental sense, and there are a few key components missing from her being a fully functioning human being on any level. She is fascinated with fire, is completely desensitised to violence of any kind, and acts too-happy for any situation. That Knife fixation certainly isn't healthy, and not just for however she's tracing that blade all over. Also, she's not just a token lesbian/bisexual who decided Ashlyn is cute, I don't think she has any sexual identity at all...she wanted to keep Ashlyn as a pet, or a doll or something. That disturbs me on so many levels, but I think it makes for an interesting character. She certainly spun out further than I'd expected her to, but I'm not sure if I want to go through with all the ideas I had with her. We'll see.

Anyway, having 'sympathetic' Raider characters is something that I think could be interesting, and not just for deconstructing 'What Measure is a Non-Mook'. When you think about it, the only time a Raider has been hostile to Ashlyn was when she was stealing their food, which is pretty understandable in a world like Fallout.

The way Three Dog sends you out to do him a favour after you just saved his ass from a Super Mutant invasion seems a bit...mean spirited to me. Sure you can convince him to just tell you, but it still seems a little bit...off for the guy who verbally crucifies you for doing anything wrong. I can sorta see his point of view, but I see that Ashlyn has every right to be Angry at him much more clearly.

Speaking of that Anger, I can see it worked sorta like the Force does; it makes you more powerful, but you lose yourself in it. Ashlyn tried to out strength a Super Mutant because she was angry, after jsut fighting a group of Ghouls with crap tactics. On the one hand, theres the Survival Mode she goes into when she's got Amata on her mind, which I pretending operates by some sort of Zen mode thing where she disregards pain and gains intristically amazing battle tactics, rather than just because I said so. On the other hand, there's her being incredibly Angry which just makes her try to kill things. She's got a lot of violence bottled up, does Ashlyn.

Oh, and the Ghouls. So what if they're basically a joke until Reavers start popping up, they're still really fast hostile zombie things that are really hard to kill and thrive on Radiation. That live in Dark Subways. And have this Eerie hissing thing they do. And come equipped with Sharp Claws. And attack in groups. Seriously, those things are Deadly! Theres a damn good reason nobodies tried to clean up the Subways; these things live there!

Hmm...what else...Oh right, all this horrible stuff thats been happening to Ashlyn near constantly. Look at her Luck Stat, now back to me, now back to her Luck, NOW back to me...sadly, its 2, so bad shit is going to be happening to her a lot. Good thing she has a huge tolerance to pain (something that I take from personal experience. I've had someone twice my size try to joint lock me and felt only a mild tingle).

I think thats it, actually. I hope that I get a few afternoons off, or something of that nature, so I can still write during School, but I'm not counting on it. I'd be nice, though.

A/N Chapter 7 - Begining

Guess who is briefly back? That's right, for the next week, I am going to be doing little else besides writing as much more of Becoming a Lonely Wanderer as possible. Luckily, my mouse has been stolen. Why is this lucky? because not having a mouse prevents me from playing Team Fortress 2 on my laptop, so instead I'll be writing!

Okay, lets get serious. This chapter has been waiting to get written from the the very begining. This chapter is basically the entire reason this fic even exists! If it weren't for me playing along, and realising what a broken perk Cyborg is, I would've never started writing this story. So, that's a pretty important milestone for me to reach.

Anyway, we've hit the biggest BAD END! so far in the story, and its a little bit of a doozy. Ashlyn got completely decimated by Armitage, and now she's practically a zombie. That's really, really bad, especially because as a direct consequence of her failing to defeat Armitage and kill Zimmer, Harkness has been captured and the Railroad exposed. The Institute just won because she wasn't good enough. Because she wanted something to do so she could get her mind off of Dr Li blowing her off. If she cared about what Three Dog said about her, she'd be in for such a verbal tounge lashing. I also made up a whole fictional history of The Institute's development of AI, and Zimmer's role in it specifically. I will share if anyone's interested?

Speaking of Dr Li blowing her off, I really enjoyed writing her as this completely arrogant, stuck up bitch. She doesn't care that her best friend and love interest's child appears in front of her begging for aid, she's just gonna insult her competence and go check on her weather balloons.

Really, there isn't much more for me to say here. I enjoyed (really, really enjoyed) writing again, and trying out different ways of making my versions of Pinkerton, Zimmer and Victoria Watts unique was fun. I lost a little bit of the intended dialogue for Victoria in the revisions, because I changed how Ashlyn was refering to Harkness/A3-21. Shame really, it was a damn good line. Oh yeah, how did me swapping between Harkness, Harkness/A3-21 and A3-21 when I was referring to him work out? Some of that was to show what personality traits he was exemplifying, some of it was me just scrambling for a name to give to him. Some of it was meaningful though, and that's what counts :P

I also decided to just write Dogmeat out of this chapter rather than find a way to include him in all this, which is pretty much the only reason those Super Mutants appeared. I kept debating whether to have them take Ash prisoner and have her escape the camp with that Wastelander who's a captive (it's a random encounter, I think, that spawns in the Super Mutant camp that's near Rivet City. You have the choice to free her for good Karma and some supplies, or leave her there). In the end, that subplot got too clunky, so it got cut. I think that made the Super Mutant scenes a little forced, though...opinions on that?

Also, that voice in the italics that got Ashlyn to start using her brain is her...conscience maybe? I don't have the right term for it, but its the voice in the back of your head that keeps its head in bad situations, and gets you to do the right thing. It's already made an appearance when she was debating with herself about whether to shoot Arkansas to save Jericho. Also, and this may be relevant, it has Amata's voice.

But wait, you say, normal people tend not to have voices that counsel them in what to do. Well, thats completely correct, to the best of my knowledge normal people don't have voices that tell them what to do (or at least, they tend not to listen to them). Ashlyn on the other hand, has a mental state that is less healthy than the plague.

Finally, I'd like to leave a reply to the anon reviewer known as "A" who commented on the last chapter. It really annoys me that s/he choose to not use their own account to leave a review, because than I could have just sent them a Private Message to cover this, but I have to put it here instead. Basically, A's call is that I'm handling the S.P.E.C.I.A.L scores badly (as well as saying I take criticism badly?), which is something I'll freely admit. If I could go back in time and beat myself over the head, drag my unconscious past self's body away from the computer and erase the S.P.E.C.I.A.L scores from this page before I even posted the first chapter, I would. It was a stupid decision to bring that particular piece of gameplay in this story, because it's just distracting clutter (and I've also lost track of where all the points are supposed to go, because Ashlyn is subject to so many S.P.E.C.I.A.L altering effects that I have no idea what they were originally anymore. That thing down on her character sheet is just a vague guess). I don't refer to them while I'm writing, beyond the general "Ash has shit Charisma and Luck", "Ash has really good Agility and Perception, and smarts", "Ash has mediocre strength and endurance". I don't compare the actual scores to the things that Ashlyn does in my Story and make judgements about whether one or the other is accurate. They are a decent guide for the areas I'm aiming for her to be proficient or not in, but they're not the be all, end all. Gameplay and Story segregation is in full effect here.

He or She also claimed that I make excuses for the flaws that are pointed out to me, rather than fixing them. I don't really know what you're pointing out here, since I'm fairly certain I've done my best to fix the problems reviewers have brought up to me, or if I haven't, that's probably because I don't think they're a problem. Furthermore, I see nothing wrong for giving my reasoning for why I've done something a certain way, even if that particular way seems ill advised in hindsight.

Sorry to all the other readers who are reading this, I'd have prefered to just sent a private message to "A", rather than bringing it up on the Author's Notes, but there were some things I felt I needed to respond to.

Hopefully, I'll have the nest chapter up by Monday. Also, it is almost 5 AM right now, and I spent the last 9 Hours writing and rewriting, and watching reference videos and hardly eating any food, so I really need to get some sleep.

Ashlyn's Character Sheet

Strength: 4
Perception: 9
Endurance: 5
harisma: 2
ntelligence: 9
gility: 9
uck: 2

Tag Skills: Small Guns, Repair, Lockpicks

Perks that are actually relevant: Rad Regeneration, Cyborg

Level (in-game, not in-story, at the time of the last Update): 22

Expect more to be added here, just as soon as I think of something else to talk about.

"Papilio dicit minime"

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The Road From Nowhere by SundayWinterChild reviews
Boredom didn't suit Nicole well at all, but now that Project Purity was working and the Enclave had gone quiet, there wasn't much for her to do. When she received an offer from a rather shady former enemy, it was just too good to resist. Burke/FLW
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,471 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Mr. Burke, Lone Wanderer
Kinomoto Sakura of 2814 by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
When Sakura Sealed the 53rd Card, she got more than she thought. Now, she becomes entangled in the decades-long struggle of the secretive organization A.E.G.I.S. What does her blue stone have to do with Invaders? And what does Tomoyo have in mind? X-over.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,503 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - [Sakura K., Syaoran L., Tomoyo D.] Kero/Cerberus - Complete
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Living in the Moment by FirebirdXoX reviews
Second chances often come in the form of rebirth. Some consider it a blessing, others a curse, but I personally think its just an excuse for the legendaries to screw with you. Either way, I'm going to live in the moment. Rated M for a lot of cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 201,214 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009
Blood Bound by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
The result of the attack on Malfoy Mansion was disastrous. Hope is lost...almost. A Chosen One runs, seeking to end the Dark Lord's tyrannous reign forever. They must find him...or doom the magical world to a hellish, shadowy end. YGOxHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,806 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., R. Bakura
Sexy no Jutsu by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Konohamaru accidentally opens a vial that changes all the sexes of all the characters in Naruto, as well as makes them super sexy. Pre-Chuunin Exams, and Sasuke and the Sand Sibs are thrown into the gender-madness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010
Finding That Which We Do Not Seek by Rave The Rich reviews
Thirty-two coordinators are set to go to America for a three-month tour. May is among these wanting to find some new meaning in her life while Dawn just seeks to have her, hold her and cheer her up. SapphirePearlShipping lemon; please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,736 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - [May/Haruka, Dawn/Hikari]
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
In the Blood by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. What Sakura wanted was a calm vacation in London, a chance to bond with her sister. What she got was vampires, drugs, magic and murder... and a chance to still bond with her sister. Pretty normal for the Tohsaka family.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M.
Love Blooms by Scraggles reviews
Venture into the mind of Haruno Sakura as she goes through the pain and suffering of living in Ino's world. Can she step up and steal her heart, or will she fall from her field of view? Find out! - InoSaku, SakuHina, & implied SasuNaru! Mild adult themes! AU, undergoing revision
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,998 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Naruto U.
Almost Like Flying by starlingnight reviews
A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Scyther/Strike, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Wasteland Perspectives by CalliopeSpeaks88 reviews
A series of drabbles set in the Fallout 3 universe. The premise being, the events of the story are told through various character view points. Mainly a female Lone Wanderer tale though. Will feature female Lone Wanderer and Butch later.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 71,382 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Lone Wanderer
Cimmerian Sunbeams by faburizu reviews
Raven is secretive, isolated and gloomy. Starfire is buoyant, sanguine and the only one who can rescue her. Yuri.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,797 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Starfire, Raven
No Need for a Requiem by Psychick23 reviews
Shinobi live violent lives. The end is often sudden, but it is very rarely surprising. Multiple character deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Learning Curve by Whiscash reviews
"Maylene never expected someone like Candice to understand." Glistenshipping, Maylene x Candice
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Maylene/Sumomo, Candice/Suzuna - Complete
Fallen Stars by Wolf Aerith reviews
On her adventures since she left the vault, Anastasia has never met anyone quite like Charon. Can she warm his icy heart, or is he forever just her loyal bodyguard? CharonxVaultie
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010
Falling out of the Vault by Athla reviews
The kid from vault 101, nothing more nothing less.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
After the Vault by Nutzoide reviews
Out in what remained of the central US of A, a girl crawled crying from her hole in the ground. On a blasted and too-bright surface, how could she survive? Find out in... After the Vault!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,997 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
No Strings Attached by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,373 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Legends by Clownwithachainsaw reviews
In a future where nobody remembers the Marvels beyond comic books, one man, a relic of the past, chooses nine heroes to fight for the future. Some scenes of intense graphic violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,919 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Downtime by blackberet reviews
KotOR 1. A series of stories about the crew of the Ebon Hawk and their interactions with each other as they journey to find the Star Forge. FemRevan. Some Revan/Carth, but the gang's all here.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Revan
Redemption by skrybble reviews
/Definition: deliverance from sin; salvation/ KotOR 1, LSF; spoilers included up through end of the game, along with plenty of angst, irony, and near-death experiences. Finally COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 271,082 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Revan - Complete
Progress by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Regeneration is a strange process, looking from the inside out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Eye Envy by anothvortex reviews
One-Shot. Naruto, frustrated with the constant evolutions of the Sharingan, finally asks Hinata about the Byakugan's power up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Eberron: Welcome to the Jungle by OKShark reviews
A sequel to The Rising Mists. Our band of heroes must journey deep within the wilds of Q'barra in search of a hidden talisman of untold power. Along the way they'll meet Lizardfolk, find ancient ruins, and probably bicker pointlessly about something inane
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Becoming by obaona reviews
LSF Revan - a short story of Revan's leaving for the Unknown Regions.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6312 - Favs: 11,871 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
So She Fell by Amme Moto reviews
Sometimes it's not about who we were, who we are, or who we're going to be. It's not about past-guilt, disgust or nausea. Sometimes, when cruel words are said and wounds are made, it's about the fear of making up. Rejection is a powerful deterrent.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,167 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Revan, Carth O.
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
A Child of the Box: Vault 123 by Vault Avatar reviews
I had always lived within the confines of VaultTec Vault 123. I knew nothing of the world beyond that metal door, of what was once the state of Connecticut. But now that the door is open, the world is open as well. Frankly, I liked the vault much better.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008
Shotgun Included by francesca11 reviews
Afer reading one too many LW/Charon fics, this was born. The Lone Wanderer will do almost anything to get her hands on the ghoul Charon, much to the amusement of Lucas Simms. One-shot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Touch by anonymous1222 reviews
One year after graduation Jaden Yuki and Yubel are having the same nightmare night after night. What does this mean for Yubel? Could this be the end of her life with Jaden? How does this affect Jaden's relationship with his other friends? JadenxYubel
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Yubel, Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Mi Bella Cantante by awriterscorned reviews
Assuming Bella will never love another women, Alice resolves to be whatever Bella needs. When she sees Bella jump from a cliff, she returns to Forks barely in time and discovers that Bella needs more than a sister or friend. Alice/Bella. Femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,949 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Alice
Gifts by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
It is well known that soldiers don't wear rings. They do, however, often have a keepsake of some sort or other hidden safely in their belongings. This is the story of two such items. Polly/Mal Femslash . Happy Hogswatch, here's your fluff!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Movie Night by Otter Child reviews
A little education on pop culture...at least that's the Doctor's excuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsession by Perhapsormaybe reviews
Charmcaster's need for power, mainly Gwen's, has lead to a side effect. She wants more than just Gwen's powers. She wants her. Will the team trust her enough to let her join, or realize her intentions? Gwencaster, some Gwevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Charmcaster/Hope, Gwen T.
Barely Breathing by Dolphin River reviews
AU, Genderswitch: Written for Epidot; Introspection after a change. Hina/fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by asdfqwert reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Welcome Home by Maresia Eterna reviews
(COMPLETE) A marriage of convenience forces Hinata to run away only to find out that her new apartment had also been rented to Naruto. With no money, Hinata and Naruto decide to live together as flat mates. But what about Hinata's fiancé? Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,289 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Joy In Death by Higuchimon reviews
Being dead has advantages. The least of those are learning about the return of the games of darkness, pizza, and falling in love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - [Mana, Kisara] - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 364 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone's Dog by KindKit reviews
Wuffles is a very old dog; Vetinari deals with the inevitable. Be warned, this is not a happy or funny story.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 1,672 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Doctor's Daughter by Pliva reviews
The Master finds Jenny and decides to wreak revenge on the Doctor. Warnings: It's creepy. Really creepy. Pairings:Jenny/Master, suggested Master/Doctor. One-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, The Master - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by sunflowerb reviews
Drabbles and oneshots featuring the Doctor learning to 'extrapolate a relationship from a biological accident'. From clothing choices to painful memories to Capt. Jack to bedtime stories to learning to love again. No one said it wouldn't be a bumby ride.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Squint by Novacain reviews
Nico misses Karolina, even though she'd been back for a quite a while. Nico/Karolina with mentions of Karolina/Xavin.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
An Exercise in Hope by NatalieJ reviews
When he saw her on the CCTV, he honestly thought he was seeing a ghost. In a way, he was – just not the ghost of the person he’d thought. Jack meets Jenny story set after Journey's End and Torchwood's Exit Wounds.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Pleasurable by Noctra reviews
Come on, it's just a little harmless fun! ...You don't seriously believe that you'll go blind, right? ...Oh, for pete's sake, Sakura-chan! It is a perfectly normal experience! NaruNaru, if you can believe that. T for themes. That's a Teen thing, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rewind by Karkadinn reviews
Charmcaster comes up with a plan to beat the Tennysons once and for all. But as her spiderweb is woven ever larger with each new detail accounted for, she will be caught in it herself before it's all said and done.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,556 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Charmcaster/Hope - Complete
Twilight in 17 Seconds? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foresight by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How Layla Miller spends the day the world ends. AU, twisted humor, general weirdness. Oneshot.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Mercury Rising by Secret Ninja Plushie reviews
Sometimes actions speak louder than words. Laura/Cessily fic, Takes place after Mercury Falling. Warning for Femslash, mild language, and a bit of spoilery- But not much .
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Laura K./X-23, Cessily K./Mercury
Imagine That by The Sh33p reviews
In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessional by Dolphin River reviews
AU, Oneshot, Genderswitch: A young woman is desperate for comfort, and so she turns to the only person she thinks will listen... fem!Yugi, Puzzleshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 692 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Martyrdom: It's Not For Everyone by Seaouryou reviews
Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kenny M.
Conversations with Argonians by SmallInsect reviews
Flash and Kara have a chat in the Watchtower, despite Kara’s obvious reluctance. [One shot. Spoilers for “Divided We Fall”.]
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Emotions are dangerous by trickNtreat reviews
Boys will be boys and they'll fight over tofu eggs, Star'll giggle at the scene and Raven'll settle for some tea. It's just one of those days. But what'll go right if Star just HAPPENS to offer Raven something for breakfast? YURI/SHOUJO AI. Hiatus
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Raven, Starfire
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 423 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Best Enemies: Redux by King in Yellow reviews
Best Enemies, my first fanfiction, has been rewritten. 66 percent longer and reflecting Season 4. In her Senior year of high school Kim finds her feelings towards a old enemy beginning to change. KiGo. B.E. Universe, story 01.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Amour de Fille by El Debris reviews
A collection of Yuri drabbles, all 100 words each. Accepting pairing requests. [8. TayuTema: Bittersweet Me]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Ino Y., Tayuya
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 606 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Play the Damn Card by SmallInsect reviews
…We’re not getting any younger, you know. Two opponents regard each other as they have a million times before. Only this time the outcome is going to be different. Seto vs. Yugi in the last Duel of their lives. Futurefic. Character deaths. Completed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Heirloom by Mild Guy reviews
Time is the great universal enemy, none escape its indignities. Samus is called to one last mission in the hopes of taking back a way of life the galaxy no longer accepts. With the old battles long gone, what’s left for Aran to finish?
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Reunion by Nutzoide reviews
The third in this Metroid trilogy, the sequel to Respite and Reflections. Samus is back and Patricia tries to say her piece, but an unwelcome visitor is not far off.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Kuririn: Only Human by tim333 reviews
Kuririn writes down the story of his life after turning 50. 33 parts, completed.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,932 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Krillin, Android 18 - Complete
Reflections by Nutzoide reviews
The sequel to Respite. Boredom leads to thought, thought leads to introspection, introspection reflects both the past and present but they all lead to the heart in the end.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Respite by Nutzoide reviews
With the BSL incident behind her Samus returns to the Cassidi station for a little time away from her job and her suit. However, things don't go to plan.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
KiBlind by Sholio reviews
**COMPLETE** The Z-senshi have mysteriously lost their ability to control ki, and the Earth is being invaded. Will strategy succeed when brute strength fails?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,389 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Eternal by Sholio reviews
A variation on the 'Bulma dies' genre of B/V stories. Bulma is dead ... but how long can the afterlife contain a stubborn, blue-haired genius determined to reunite with her loved ones? GT spoilers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
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Becoming a Lonely Wanderer reviews
Ashlyn can't say that she enjoyed her life in Vault 101, but it was her home. So, when she is woken up by a tearful best friend, given a packed bag, and only barely escapes with her life, she isn't ready for the Capital Wasteland. She'll have to learn.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,105 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar
A Choice reviews
A reflection on those two, the Doctor and the Master. The One who makes people better isn't so different from the One who would conquer all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Broken Dreams reviews
After a series of unfortunate coincidences, like being slightly harder to knock out than you'd think, Naruto is blind, Jiraiya is crippled, kakashi is dead and Sasuke still got away to Orichimaru. Ouch
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.