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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2122421, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Torchwood, NCIS, Bones, Rocky Horror, and Harry Potter.

Hi hi guys. I thought I'd update my profile, so here we go

Name: Azalea Maison-Turner, but you can call me Azzi, Az, or Turner. Also, yeah, I know my pen name is really creative.

Age: I am currently sixteen. I will, as most people are, be older this time next year

Gender: If you can't guess that I'm a girl from my incredibly girly name, then yeah, I'm a guy :P Kidding, I am a girl

About me:

I'm five foot nine and a half

I have auburn hair and blue-grey eyes.

I love to wear over the knee socks, they're like the greatest invention ever

I have this kick ass scar on my leg from trying to prove to one of my friends how safe it was to swing off this bar that was about two and a half metres off the ground (when we were eight) I let go to soon and smacked my leg straight into the metal bar underneath. It split my leg open, so the scar runs from my knee to my ankle. Needless to say, there was a lot of blood, and my friend never wanted to swing off the bar.

I love the theatre, I love watching plays and being in them. I spend most of my time backstage somewhere or another, but I'll also spend a while onstage. I've been onstage in three plays, and backstage in more than I can count.

I'm more likely to slide down the bannister than use the stairs.

I like to sing loudly and dance as often as possible, sure I might look like an idiot, but it's fun! I have a dance for every occasion.

I got a review once that called me a retard, and it made me really angry/sad. I hate when people use this word. I find it incredibly offensive, not to the people being called retard, but to people who the term applies to medically. It's a very serious issue and shouldn't be talked about in the manner it is.

I love story suggestions, so if any are on your mind lemme know, I take 'em all. You know those stories that you wanna write (or read, whatever) and you just can't, you have trouble getting it out if your head and into print, but you really wanna read it? I'll take those and write 'em for you

I also love reviews, the more I get the more happy I am to write, and then you're happy (hopefully) coz you get to read what happens next!

And there you go guys, that's me in a nutshell, which is ironic, since I've often been called a nut.

(\ _ /) This is bunny.
(='.'=) Put him on your profile
(")_(") so he can take over the world!

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Sing A Song by Twilight Trekky reviews
A big fanfic100 package of 100 songfics/karaokes. Mostly JIBBS, but there will be TIVA and MCABBY. T for a few select chapters. Please R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 104,290 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Family Through Time by Whas'up reviews
Nine got Rose pregnant, Nine turned into Ten, Rose gave birth to James, Rose was lost to a parallel world, and Ten was left raising a baby by himself, AU. Until a certain red headed bride took pity on him and said 'yes.' Not strictly a Ten/Donna fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,929 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Magenta & Riff Raff My Version by GwenOwenforever reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff's life how I imagine it. Crossed over with Shock Treatment.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 81,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Rocky Horror Halloween Story by opheliafrump reviews
Follow-up of my holiday special. The Vitus triplets were trick-or-treating while Brad and Janet were at the castle giving out candies. ONESHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Rocky Horror Disney Special by opheliafrump reviews
Frank and Eddie going to Disneyland. Check it out.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Eddie - Complete
Nineteen Years later by Gamma Orionis reviews
You didn't really think Molly would be able to kill Bellatrix, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Rocky Horror Easter Show by opheliafrump reviews
Holiday Special Series! Columbia tried to get everyone to celebrate Easter, but Eddie and Riff Raff ruined it. And for Magenta... Want to read more, come on in! R&R!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
Breakin' Out by AudeliaMarlowe reviews
A prequel for Columbia. Has her as a Transylvanian, and follows the Hello Oblivion continuity, but also stands on its own.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Columbia - Complete
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me by Henneth Laer reviews
Riff Raff/Magenta Oneshot. Rated T for suggested sexiness. The consequences of four bottles of wine and some spare time.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
Lost by Southwitch reviews
Garnet Addams goes in search of her family's past and discovers something about her past that she never would have guessed. Meanwhile, City McKinley is an orphan trying to find her way back to her family. I suck at summaries. Enjoy!
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,488 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Henneth Laer reviews
Riff/Magenta. Rose 'Verse. Could be seen as a sequel of Child of Mine,or read as a separate fic. Another snippet of Riff, Magenta, their daughter Rose and the little joys of parenting.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
Child Of Mine by Henneth Laer reviews
Riff/Magenta, possible mentions of Columbia/Eddie, pre-Brad and Janet days. Riff and Magenta are in for a little surprise.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
To Be Continued by Diana the Actress reviews
Kyara Majors, Brad and Janet's 13 year old daughter gets lost in the rain on a warm summer night on her way to a friend's house. She finds a castle with strange people in it. I truly am terrible at summaries, take a look for yourself. I do not own RHPS
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
The Life Behind A Paradox Wrapped In An Oxymoron by ElizabethSciuto reviews
What was Abby's life like as she grew up? How did she get to be the loveable Abby we all know today? Read and find out! My first Fanfic! Read and Review!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,987 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Abby S.
Zap by Do1fin reviews
When Columbia is bored she convinces Magenta to play and earthing game called Zap.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
They Say by yesiac reviews
Rumors circulated, as rumors will, and, as neighbors will, they speculated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Lusting After The Bosses' Daughter by OMDP92 reviews
AU. Kelly Gibbs didn't die in the car crash. She's now the Probie on Gibbs' team. And she's caught the eye of the senior field agent. Kel's stepmother Director Jennifer Shepard can only look on in amusement at how oblivious her husband is. JIBBS. KONY
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,012 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Season 1: Pilot by LimesAndBananas reviews
What if the series had started out a little differently? Rating as T just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Nocturnal Flowers by UnluckyAmulet reviews
Lust is a cruel addiction, equisite pain that leaves you unsatisfied. But that never stopped Magenta before.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Magenta - Complete
The Far End of the Line by Quinndolynn reviews
Even when only one of them is hurt, they all try to take care of each other.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Jeanne Meets Ziva by TaliDaniellaDavid reviews
What if Jeanne insisted on meeting one of Tony's friends? What if Tony picked Ziva to meet Jeanne? Tiva hints
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Technological Troubles by Arlath's Star reviews
Despite working at Torchwood Gwen has never really got the hang of all the technological stuff - something that frequently gives the rest of the team something to laugh about.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Gwen C. - Complete
Love at First Sight by Gwento-addict reviews
Its Gwen and Rhys And There Crazy Life Starting at The Uni Days! R&R Plz! Warning Some Language and Some Sexual Refrences !
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Gwen C., Rhys W.
Talkin' Bout The Next Generation by OMDP92 reviews
SEQUEL TO INTERNAL AFFAIRS TAKE TWO. set sixteen years in leee future. don't need to read the first one to understand it. Has Leo done a typical DiNozzo and started to fall for the wrong woman? TABBY, JIBBS, MCGIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
Alien Curses by Tessenchan reviews
Like French, Gallifreyan is extraordinarily pretty-- especially to curse with.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Gibbs by Jo. R reviews
When two marines are murdered, their wives abducted, Mr & Mrs Gibbs go undercover to catch a killer.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Just Shut Up by ForestSprite reviews
Alternate ending for the episode Midnight where Donna arrives with the rescue party because come on when he says "What could go wrong?" she was expecting something to happen and was prepared to come running.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
5 Times Jackie Tyler Saved The Day by fromwolfgang reviews
Jackie Tyler never gets much credit. She's always seen as the heroine's mother. So, I decided to make her the hero for once. Or 5 times.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jackie T.
Rocky Horror, After the Castle by Hestia01 reviews
The infamous events of the Denton Affair draw to a close, except one revelation changes everything...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,754 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Our Future by Jasperlover101 reviews
For two minutes the world shuts down. Blackness sweeps over every citizen and they catch a glimpse of their future. Six strangers are brought together to prevent a disaster after each of them see it happen in their visions. Can they work together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009
Ripped Out Pieces by Matrion515 reviews
They give him their hearts to begin with. And they lose part of themselves to stay. Drabble about companions from Old! and New!Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, Christina dS. - Complete
Questions by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Why is Booth always dreaming about Brennan? Why is Brennan always knocked up by Booth? All these questions and more answered!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Truth by LJC reviews
Someday, she'll dare.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
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Unyielding reviews
Eleven year old Bellatrix Black visits Ollivander's to purchase her first wand. Just a quick one-shot I wrote a while back. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bellatrix L., G. Ollivander - Complete
The Truth in The Secret reviews
Sequel to The Secret In The Lie, but is explained, so you it can be read alone. Booth and Brennan deal with their newfound pregnancy yep, you heard right, and a massive case comes along that will change all of their lives.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
My Sarah Jane reviews
In memory of the beautiful and most wonderful Elisabeth Sladen. The Doctor says goodbye
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Faults reviews
Magenta has her faults
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Magenta - Complete
A Silent Castle reviews
can only mean one thing. This is a fic that I wrote for Richard O'Brien's birthday! Hope you enjoy it
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Riff Raff - Complete
Columbia vs Magenta reviews
Columbia has a challenge for Magenta. It involves cupcakes and sugar. Meant to be a fun piece to read. Rated T for suggested sex.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Columbia, Magenta
Mouse Ears reviews
Where did Columbia get her mouse ears. Columbia and Magenta take a trip to Disneyland.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Columbia, Magenta - Complete
The Secret In The Lie reviews
Brennan and Booth are going undercover, baby! There's a marriage, a pregnancy, a serial killer and Zack never got caught up in that Gormogon mess! What more could you want? Slightly BB. Rated T for language
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,494 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
These Moments reviews
Semi-sequel to Moments Like These, but can be read alone. A series of one shots where the team recognises the true worth of friendship and family. Lots of Gibbs/Abby father/daughter and Tony/Abby friendship. Hints of McAbby, Tiva and Jibbs. Mild swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
Moments Like These reviews
Just a series of moments at NCIS when the team understands the worth of friendship. Mostly Abby/Gibbs father/daughter. Some pairings McAbby, Tiva and Jibbs. Hope you enjoy it. And I take requests, if you want something to happen all you have to do is ask.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
After CoE Gwen and Rhys have a daughter. She's a bit more special than most. Oh and Jack's back
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Remember The Good Times reviews
but not forgetting the bad. Abby and McGee remember their relationship and wonder where they could go. Spoilers for seasons 1&2. McAbby. Rated T for lots of reasons, nothing to bad though.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
You Were Great reviews
One shot. This is something I thought of while watching the End of Time part 2. Donna bumps into the eleventh Doctor on the street
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Brand new school, brand new idiot reviews
The vampires and wolves have moved to a new town, and are attending a new school. Jacob and Rosalie end up having all the same classes and a practical joke war begins!:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob
At the Movies reviews
This is just a random story I thought up when I was bored. Tiva and McAbby. One shot. Abby and McGee go to the movies and bump into some very fimiliar faces. Please, read and review
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Death Child reviews
One minute Abby and Gibbs are talking and laughing in her lab, the next Abby is on the floor, soaked in blood. Why? To find out we must venture into her past.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Until the End of Time reviews
This is just a poem I wrote after watching Waters of Mars. I just found it again, typed it up and here it is. Set after Waters of Mars in anticipation for The End of Time
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - 10th Doctor
A Simple Game reviews
The Doctor challenges Donna and Jack to a dare game right before Christmas. Set after JE. A simple game can suddenly become rather complex. Rated T because Jack's in it, and I'm paranoid.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Sitting in a Dalek reviews
My sis Ethel wrote this because the friend who introduced us to Who loves ABBA. Possible sequel if you're interested
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Good banana Morning reviews
The Doctor has an early morning suprise for Donna. Warning, involves frisbees and fruit
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Damaged Goods reviews
A random story I came up with after buying another action figure. It's about a not-so-bright cyberman
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009