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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2122471, Profile Updated: 02-15-11
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Fire Emblem.


I, TeaspoonChild, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfiction I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

15/02/11: After an extensive abscence caused by a new computer without auto password input, I have, once again, returned. I need help with this password issue. I can never seem to remember them. Can you guys help out? It's "*". Okay? Thanks. So, if I ask, just tell me that, and I'll log in and give you cookies.

Name: Teaspoon. Duh.

Age: 16.5

Nationality: Australian

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Brown

There are times when every man needs to take a walk... with a duck.- The priest at my school

The blue blob is trying to indicate- My best friend without her glasses.

I reject your reality and substitute my own- Adam Savage.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown.

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Unknown

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I was born on the day of Xigbar-Lexaeus
In the month of Xigbar
In the year of Xemnas-Demyx-Demyx-Vexen.
And I'm Xemnas-Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Vexen-Xigbar.
But my lucky number is either Zexion or Roxas.

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The Johto Adventure: Crystal and Jimmy by JapanDreamer09 reviews
Crystal destroyed Jimmy's bike. Now she is stuck with him until she can pay him back. They go through many adventures and encounter the evil Team Rocket. What Crystal doesn't know is that there might be another reason Jimmy is sticking around. JimmyXCrys
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 259,883 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 3/29/2008
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Smiles Of A Summer Night by srgeman reviews
My name is Angela, and when I became human again, things should have been easy. As I serch for my sister though, I have to help Anna trust humanity, I have to decide my relationship with Michael, and someone wants to kill me of course. What fun.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 89 - Words: 230,544 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 2/25/2010
Ashes to Ashes by Island Wolf reviews
May Maple used to think life was simple, that good always triumphed over all, but when the new evil that threatens Hoenn consumes her she must rely on an old enemy to be her savior and in the deepening shadows two hearts might find their own salvation. ON HOLD FOR NOW
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,082 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/29/2010 - May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Goodbye Precious Hat by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. The Cheshire Cat loved the Mad Hatter's hat. A lot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
Fitting by Gemagi-chan reviews
It was almost perfect... Alice/Tarrant Disclaimer: Don't own characters and whatnot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Little Night Music by srgeman reviews
My name is Angela, and when I died, I thought my life was over. Little did I know my new life would begin, and I would travel the region with strange people while someone tries to kill me. What fun
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 357,904 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Mama's Love by Sairuh reviews
The first time I touched a Pokemon was the first time that mama beat me." A unexpected story coming from a girl who has never truly been loved until she rescues a beaten and bruised Poocheyena. Now she must keep him a secret or face the consequence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Poochyena/Pochiena
Of Mudkips and Secret Bases by Ambiguous Avocado reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Archie is having a little trouble deciding what to get May. Blueorbshipping. ArchiexMay. AogirixHaruka. Pedophilia. Emerald-based. Drabblefic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
E a t M e by Ambiguous Avocado reviews
May is captured by Team Aqua. Emerald. BlueOrbShipping or ArchiexMay. Lime-ish.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2009 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
Pride and Prejudice by Bismillah reviews
Much like racism, sexism, and ageism, Hogwarts has created an all new form of discrimination—Housism.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
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Demyx's Marshmallow reviews
Demyx challenges Zexion to a contest, to see who can abstain from "marshmallows" for the longest.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Yarn Basket reviews
100 Drabble Challenge! Various pairings. Number VII: Hyper Satanic Acid 4/4: Roxas and Xion have a small misunderstanding while training with Vexen, leading to panic within the Organisation. Poor Axel has to figure out what happened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Xion, Roxas
Lillies reviews
FE8, JxN, JxM. Their love was like a desert flower; a beautiful Galbana Lily. It was a rare treasure, envied by all who saw it in bloom, and yet it quickly succumbed to its demise under the pressures of Jehannan life.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Joshua, Natasha - Complete
Allergies reviews
Demyx claims to be "allergic to work". Zexion is unimpressed by his attitude. Oneshot Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete