Delicious Poundcake
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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2122541, Profile Updated: 01-22-10
Author has written 7 stories for Bully.

Um. Hello, there. I'm Delicious Poundcake! You can call me Poundcake. Because, uh, just calling me Delicious would be kind of disturbing. Unless, y'know, you like it like that. Insert suggestive eyebrow-wiggle here. :B

...OH GOD I THINK I JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.

(Also due to some recent confusion - I'M A GIRL OKAY. I THINK THE AVATAR CONFUSES PEOPLE SOMEWHAT. THAT OR I AM JUST ~MANLY~ OR SOMETHING OMG).

Story profiles~

Scars: Very introspective and utterly devoid of plot. But it's Gary-centric! EVERYONE LOVES GARY, AMIRITE?

Alternative Punishment: Thoroughly mind-scarring. I suggest recommending it to people that you don't like, then cackling insanely as you watch blood start gushing from their every orifice! It's fun for all the family!

Paper Trail: Originally an exercise in practicing the "voices" of different characters. Until I thought about it and realised that people don't necessarily write in the same way they would speak. Goddammit. Actually has a plot! Oh my gee!

Christmas Spirit: I wanted to write a Christmas fic. So, er, I did. GO, ME! Features Gary clothed in nothing but a towel. Oh bby.

Love and Marriage: Crack, but in-character crack. I think. Hopefully. Drunken shenanigans abound! Woo! Zomg! Etc!

Used: Written for Espanglish, who is awesomesauce. Edgar/Gary, less cracktacular than stuff I normally write. Er, and it nudges at the edges of that Teen rating a little. OH MAI!

Outdoor Pursuits: WIP. A plotbunny that wouldn't leave me alone, and writing it is easier than filing a restraining order. FILLED WITH GAYNESS. And MORE GAY. And people who are GAY IF YOU WANT TO READ INTO IT THAT WAY.

My deviantart: ...VISIT IT FOR CANIS CANEM-RELATED CAPSLOCK AND COMICS AND CRACK. AND OTHER THINGS BEGINNING WITH "C" I GUESS?

Annnnnd my elljay: I never update it, though. It's just where I dump things that don't belong on FFnet or DA (at the moment, a tutorial and some Sims 2 Bullworth uniforms. OH MAI GAAHD).

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Sing for the Moment by Independence-Day reviews
Various songs to describe Bullworth and the characters within. Various pairings, possible OCs, uncertain plots, but one thing is certain: lots and lots of music. Upped the rating for potential foul language.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009
Dear Nosey Parker by Madame Apathy reviews
Gloria Jackson's diary, detailing the events of her first year at Bullworth Academy. I wrote this because last time I checked, no one had wrote about her. Rated T for growing pains.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Gloria J. - Complete
Disconnected by Dorklet reviews
Unashamedly angsty one-shot. A look at how things might have turned out if Jimmy Hopkins was never sent to Bullworth Academy.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Kisses From Daddy by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
A look into the relationships between all of the preps and their fathers. Some good, some heart-breaking, some just plain weird and confusing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Shoes by Topaz Fox reviews
Kirby sure does like shoes, and Trent sure does like Kirby. Rated M just to be safe. Also, boy love.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kirby O., Trent N. - Complete
Shiny Happy Psychos by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Five Therapists Gary Made Quit by hijklmnop reviews
...And One He Didn't. With a bump like Dr. Marjorie Giust has hidden under her cerulean pullover, she has to be pregnant or self-conscious. M for some disturbing themes
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Why Me?: A Story of Petey Sized Proportions by Faith Harris reviews
How Gary doesn’t understand personal space, and an explanation of why Petey wears pink.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
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Outdoor Pursuits reviews
The students of Bullworth Academy go on a field trip. It's just a weekend of camping - what can possibly go wrong? Hint: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Used reviews
Edgar Munsen made the biggest mistake of his life when he trusted Gary Smith...
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edgar M., Gary S. - Complete
Love and Marriage reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Christmas Spirit reviews
A Christmas Carol-style parody. Gary Smith goes on a supernatural adventure and learns the TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. Well, er... kind of.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Paper Trail reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Alternative Punishment reviews
Jimmy has misbehaved one too many times, so Dr. Crabblesnitch decides to take extreme measures to keep his nose clean. Horrified yet? IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN IT SOUNDS. :D
Bully - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jimmy H., Dr.Crabblesnitch - Complete
Scars reviews
Each of Gary's scars tells a story. No pairings, although you might see shades of Gary/Petey if you're looking through slash goggles!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete