Author has written 7 stories for Bully.
Um. Hello, there. I'm Delicious Poundcake! You can call me Poundcake. Because, uh, just calling me Delicious would be kind of disturbing. Unless, y'know, you like it like that. Insert suggestive eyebrow-wiggle here. :B
...OH GOD I THINK I JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.
(Also due to some recent confusion - I'M A GIRL OKAY. I THINK THE AVATAR CONFUSES PEOPLE SOMEWHAT. THAT OR I AM JUST ~MANLY~ OR SOMETHING OMG).
Scars: Very introspective and utterly devoid of plot. But it's Gary-centric! EVERYONE LOVES GARY, AMIRITE?
Alternative Punishment: Thoroughly mind-scarring. I suggest recommending it to people that you don't like, then cackling insanely as you watch blood start gushing from their every orifice! It's fun for all the family!
Paper Trail: Originally an exercise in practicing the "voices" of different characters. Until I thought about it and realised that people don't necessarily write in the same way they would speak. Goddammit. Actually has a plot! Oh my gee!
Christmas Spirit: I wanted to write a Christmas fic. So, er, I did. GO, ME! Features Gary clothed in nothing but a towel. Oh bby.
Love and Marriage: Crack, but in-character crack. I think. Hopefully. Drunken shenanigans abound! Woo! Zomg! Etc!
Used: Written for Espanglish, who is awesomesauce. Edgar/Gary, less cracktacular than stuff I normally write. Er, and it nudges at the edges of that Teen rating a little. OH MAI!
Outdoor Pursuits: WIP. A plotbunny that wouldn't leave me alone, and writing it is easier than filing a restraining order. FILLED WITH GAYNESS. And MORE GAY. And people who are GAY IF YOU WANT TO READ INTO IT THAT WAY.
My deviantart: ...VISIT IT FOR CANIS CANEM-RELATED CAPSLOCK AND COMICS AND CRACK. AND OTHER THINGS BEGINNING WITH "C" I GUESS?
Annnnnd my elljay: I never update it, though. It's just where I dump things that don't belong on FFnet or DA (at the moment, a tutorial and some Sims 2 Bullworth uniforms. OH MAI GAAHD).