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Author has written 3 stories for Mentalist, and NCIS.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Kara Nicole aka Karecitay, FARISWHEEL


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the boy who was left beaten on my lawn cause I confided my homosexuality in my parents.

You know what to do to spread the love guys, do it.


--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

"Je ne le crois pas! Pour qui il se prend, à décider de ce que j'ai le droit, ou pas, de faire? Je ne suis pas un putain de gamin! Je suis assez grand pour savoir ce que je fais! Pourquoi ne peut-il pas voir-" Alexander's grumbles rambled off as he stormed through Wizarding France, angry tears in his eyes, arms crossed almost painfully across his chest. "Va te faire foutre, Ted Lupin-! Ce que tu peux être con! Je te déteste- Comment ose-t-il!" Alex's rambles trailed off to just venting anger as he stormed through France, no set course in mind. "Rester enfermé avec mes parents jusqu'à son retour, m'interdire de mettre un pied hors du domaine, me dire de me comporter comme un adulte... Je vais lui montrer moi où il peut se mettre ses stupides ordres de tyran à la manque! S'il croit qu'il peut me dicter ma conduite et me dire ce que je peux ou ne peux pas faire-"

Translation:

"I can't believe him! Who does he think he is, deciding what I may or may not do? I'm not a bloody child! I'm old enough to know what I'm doing! Why can't he just fucking see that-" Alexander's grumbles rambled off as he stormed through Wizarding France, tears leaking down his cheeks, arms crossed almost painfully across his chest. "Fuck you, Ted Lupin- How can you be so fucking stupid? I hate you- How dare he," Alex's rambles trailed off to just venting anger as he stormed through France, no set course in mind. "Staying locked here with my parents til he comes back, not leaving the grounds, telling me to act like an adult... I'll show him where he can shove his second-rate tyrant's orders! Thinks he can tell me what I can and cannot do-"

-Alexander Zabini, Arsto Momentum, StarShineDC

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
Because the Gods will know

If you think bulling and discrimanation against L.G.B.T. teens is wrong please go to www.ItGetsBetter.com and go to the official website and make the pledge and no it does'nt cost any money.However If YOU are getting bullied and are thinking of ending your life please I urge you to go to the website listed above because despite what you may think now IT DOES GET BETTER!

95 percent of the entire population is in love woth the Jonas Brothers, and would cry if they were on top of a building, about to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you are part of the 5 percent who would yell "Jump, assholes!"

My Name- What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind hearted

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H= Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K= Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles a lot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

MINE: Alaiah

Hot, funny, hot, imaginative, hot, girly. I hate the girly part.


"The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life, sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together."

Erma Bombeck


My other account: Liabell13

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"


19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation or capital letters
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out to Eat, With a Serious Face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.


.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

Now you have two choices
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a cold heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Hey, you. Yes, you, sitting there reading this.

You may not believe this, but I swear to you it's true.

You are beautiful just the way you are. You're an amazing, talented person and you can make it through. There is someone out there that cares about you, there are multiple people out there that care about you, and I'm one of them. :) So don't give up.

'With a final nod at the natives (including a slightly teary Aztec princess), the Irishman and the elf headed for the bush hiding the entrance of the cave that would lead them back into the jungle. Neither of them suspected that in a few weeks two more statues would be standing next to that of Coatlicue, Chalchihuitlcue and Huitzilopochtli - a statue of a tiny female labelled 'Holly, Vegetarian Goddess of Bravery and Rescue', and the monument of a slim and tall man labelled 'Artemis, Vegetarian and Impotent God of Knowledge, Warrior of Middle Earth'. When several centuries later ethnographers and archaeologists found the village, these two statues gave them quite a bit of trouble to interpret.' - Artemis Fowl and the Aztec Incident by AgiVega

"Hell hath no fury than a women scorned?"

Hell no. "Hell hath no fury, than Artemis Fowl the second when you fuck around with his wife." Cause you never lay a hand on my wife! Ever!"-Hell Hath No Fury by welcometofightclub, an Artemis Fowl Fanfic.

"I see you're a little touchy about that Hun girl…" Diggums drawled. "But you needn't be. You two look great together. Imagine what nice romance novels you could write once we get back to Haven… The titles would be 'The Half-Elf and the Hun Maiden'… and 'Artemis and the Nuns'. You could even write it under a pseudonym like MMMRulez or GeniusShortie…

Month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,

My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


If you've made it to the end, you get cookies! Not really, seeing as I won't give up my cookies to you. But, you do get kudos.

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Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
The Only True Lords by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, eventually. Harry accidentally bonds several Slytherins, including Snape and Draco, with him as their Lord. It's going to be a long journey from putting his foot in it all the time to at least trying to be a good one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 203,325 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
A Gentlemen's Agreement by C.Queen reviews
Desperate to escape the shadow of being the Chosen One's son Albus Potter thinks he might have found a way, but he'll need Scorpius Malfoy's help and a whole lot of luck keeping the Slytherin in line to do it. Also LW/RG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,787 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
There, Inside Your Mind by violent darlings reviews
Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,201 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
SOS by KawaiiGaara reviews
A field trip gone awry. Will the survivors survive on what seems to be a deserted island? Or will they succomb to what Mother Nature throws their way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,726 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella, Jacob
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 197,480 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 130,085 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Galactic Tides by lis.n reviews
Sequel to Tidal Waves of Emotions. We've seen them fight, we've seen them fall in love. How does life change with a relationship and a new baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Summer Fun by C.Queen reviews
Summer has arrived and the Potter and Weasley kids can't wait to have some fun with each other and their friends. Full of short story fun, hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Alexei's Plan by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/16/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
A Very Determined Universe by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is determined that his first time with Harry will go absolutely right. That means checking all the circumstances to make sure they don't get accidentally telepathically bonded, like all their friends. No unexpected astronomical conjunction, ritual they didn't mean to perform, or hidden creature heritage is going to make things go wrong for them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Clash of Covens by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Discord is brewing between the two most powerful covens in the world. Who will come out on top? A continuation of The Consequence of Heat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Jesses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. Narcissa's first worry was for how she was raising her son. Then it became about whether Draco was flying too high and far. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20792 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night by C.Queen reviews
An impromptu party for the teaching faculty of Hogwarts takes a very unexpected turn for two of its teachers when both men drink way too much and let their egos get the better of them later on. How Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy will handle things the day after...now that will be almost as interesting as what happened that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Where the heart is by lis.n reviews
They say home is where the heart is. I suppose then that my home was across the border where my enemies dwelled; for my heart was there. With my mate. My Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,699 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Biography of the Middle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDDM slash. Someone else has defeated a Dark Lord, Harry and Draco's adopted son is grown up, and grandchildren are being born. Still, life goes on. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Scenes by C.Queen reviews
Just some brief glimpses of post Christmas fun for my fav New Generation couples from cookie making to sledding. Includes RW/SD, HW/AD, DW/CW, LW/RG, AD/GG, and SM/AP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Quickening by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has been called to be a dance instructor at Hogwarts. McGonagall mistakenly wants to make the Yule Ball a tradition. And she's hired the last person Draco would have expected as another instructor. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
The Liar and the Mediwizard by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry isn't always a liar. Draco isn't always a mediwizard. But sometimes, for their own reasons, they play those roles. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hour of Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bronze Pressed Invitations by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Riting in Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have chosen a new way to mark their bond, one that will leave it imprinted on the skin. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adopt a Dog by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
At the annual Pit Bull Adoption Fair, shy Seth is in charge of the older dogs, which are notoriously difficult to find homes for. When a hot guy takes an interest in his favorite dog, will Seth be bold enough to make a move?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Seth, Emmett - Complete
Viperdark by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. If it takes memory after memory for Draco to learn that his Dark Mark doesn't make him ugly, then that's what Harry will give him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Counting Christmas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is stunned to realize that Harry is oblivious of Christmas coming closer and closer, because that probably means that, horrors, he isn't getting lots of presents. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House of Madness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, established relationship. Aradia Flammifer has shouldered the burden of being Draco Malfoy's personal organizer, but she has never enjoyed the job, until she sees something that changes her mind. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2013 - OC, Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wedding Dance by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, DMAG, HPDMGWAG. Harry and Draco are in love with each other, and with Ginny Weasley and Astoria Greengrass. And amazingly, it works. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Home for the Winter by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry and Draco and their children are trying to have a nice Christmas together. Well, maybe nice isn't the operative word. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Gazing Softly Down by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry broke up with Draco because Draco couldn't get along with his friends, but now he wants him back. Draco is going to show Harry how well he has learned to guard his heart. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nine Days' Wonder by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. In which Harry is the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and really not interested in Malfoy's snippy little firecalls about Scorpius. Really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fear, Beauty, Courage, Glory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. What Harry and Draco feel and see when they wake up in the Room of Requirement, the morning after. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unwilling to Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, HPGW and DMAG as background. One engagement ring. Two men who both want it. And one conversation. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unhidden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. As he waits for Harry to get ready for a party at Malfoy Manor, Draco controls his impatience- for a rich reward. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mighty Have Fallen by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. When he heard that Harry Potter had been blinded, Draco knew he had to see him for himself. To gloat, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masque of the Uncrowned King by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry dreams of Draco being a horrible criminal, but the real Draco is no prize, either. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cafe Cobalt by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Running into each other at the Cafe Cobalt wasn't what either Harry or Draco had planned on, but they had to admit it might be the best thing that had happened to them in a long time. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
My Enemy My Mate ? by metalmonkey8 reviews
When Jacob got sent to run an errand for his father in the forest surrounding the Cullen residence he never expected to meet Edward Cullen much less imprint on the leech. Why do the tribe elders think a certain prohpecy may be involved ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 135,747 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jacob, Edward
All the Little Pieces by Alchemechanist reviews
Ranging across everything. A collection of drabbles. Updates may be fairly erratic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,775 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009
Cast Aside by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Carlisle thought he loved the copper-haired boy...until he met a woman who would change their lives forever. Inspired by the music of Rufus Wainwright.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Carlisle, Edward
Roses, Made by Hands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
New Job by XxFleetingEmbracexX reviews
Jacob Black gets talked into trying out for a new job as a model for a magazine, but not just any magazine, it's the highly popular 'WildLife,' a magazine for gay men. Where he meets a very interesting person. Yaoi/Slash. J/E JacobxEdward. AH and AU! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,165 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jacob, Edward
A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,757 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Louis's Teddy Bear by C.Queen reviews
Louis needs a place to crash for a month and talks family friend Teddy into letting him stay with him, having no idea just how wrapped around his little finger Teddy really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Teddy L., Louis W. - Complete
Metamorphosis by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
A collection of one shots describing the transformation from human to vampire of some of the secondary Twilight characters. Striving to be historically accurate and give more minor characters a back story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Tanya, Benjamin, Zafrina, Garrett
Adrift by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
In a time when the ice caps have melted and the earth is covered completely by water, survivors are few and far between and trading things is the best way to survive. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Seth - Complete
The Color of Dead Grass by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and various others. Five people who were in love with Harry Potter, or could have been, and their colors of dead grass. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
A Black Stone in a Glass Box by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. Harry has made a sacrifice to protect the wizarding world. And Draco is determined to undo it if it kills him. After all, he would only die of boredom otherwise. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,196 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cute in the Morning by FangandIggy reviews
Rated M for intense sexual situations in future chapters. WARNING! FIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Fang, Iggy
This Worship of an Extinct Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imprinting Isn't Always A Good Thing by Jen-Lou reviews
Edward is unhappy with Bella. To make things worse Jacob imprints on him. Edward can't handle being gay, so they decide to have a secret relationship, but what will Edward do when Jacob gives him the ultimate decision? "Me or Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,419 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Jacob, Seth - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fang and Iggy by wingedthing1026 reviews
Each chapter is a Figgy/FangxIggy oneshot. Very cute, probably fluffy. T for kisses and things, but nothing yucky I promise!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Iggy, Fang
Joy in the Wounding by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPGW, HPDM. Draco sits still for a long time after he sees the article in the Prophet about the Chosen One and his wife divorcing. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Glory Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
Draco has embraced his life as a powerful, wealthy Veela assassin. Then he's ordered to kill Harry Potter, Unspeakable, former Auror, the most powerful wizard Draco has ever met. And he catches a glimpse of glory he may be unable to live without. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco's marriage to Astoria is set for the summer after the war. The problem is, he's already in love with Harry Potter. Post Hogwarts AU. Established friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Heat by KoiKoala reviews
Let's just say Figgy gets a little steamy on the beach
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Treasure Hunters by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco's sorry, but no seventh year Gryffindor is going to get good marks in Potions just because he wants to be an Auror. And Harry Potter, Defense professor and Head of Gryffindor House, isn't going to change that by glaring at him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haymitch's Family by C.Queen reviews
Haymitch lost all his blood family decades ago thanks to the Capital. But sometimes new families can be made not of blood connection, but of love. A simple look at a day with Haymitch and his honorary family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Haymitch A. - Complete
The 'Emmett Tries to Understand' Series by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Emmett is curious about his brother's relationship. AU. No Bella - Jakeward. These are a series of silly one-shots from EmmPOV. Rated M for explicit themes and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,501 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Emmett - Complete
Fortune Falls From the Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Harry just noticed him one day, and half wondered why he hadn't before. But he knew the answer to that question if he really thought about it, so mostly he occupied himself with wonder. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cor Cordium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Tortured, and then suddenly rescued by Harry Potter, Draco isn't about to trust easily. So Harry casts a spell to let Draco really see him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovebites by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco and Potter have a strictly physical relationship, that's it. No romance. None. Potter is free to do whatever and whomever he pleases-except wait, where did those lovebites come from? Hogwarts AU. Two dense boys in denial and one very jealous Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A City Apart by Ithilien Archer reviews
Jacob is just another juvenile delinquent on the streets, one who has no reason for living. When he meets a green eyed boy whose everyday is a miracle, he learns that even though they are a city apart, there are things worth living for. J/E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Day Break by CuzHot reviews
Bella dies during childbirth, Jacob imprints on Renesme and Edward doesn't know what he's doing. What will they do when the Volturi and a sister tribe get involved? Edward/Jacob NOT Jacob/Renesme! Warnings: language, creepy extreme actions and OC's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Scarlet Shorts by tromana reviews
A collection of drabbles and short oneshots, featuring varying characters and ratings. New: Hot Tea and Tranquility: Contrary to popular belief, Red John is quite a normal man.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Triple Threat by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to 'Double Date'. Risa, Fang, and Embry finally have their love triangle in balance... Or so they thought. Trouble is on the horizon as the past comes back to haunt them. Will their triple threat relationship hold? Pairing: ...Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Embry
Into the Great Wide Open by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
A tale of tragedy, adventure and romance. After Bella is murdered, will anyone be able to save Edward from his grief? Jakeward Lemons, Violence, Volturi action, implied mpreg. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,556 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Of Forever by SleepyBard reviews
Months after Edward and Bella return from Volterra and Jacob is left wondering what's next. Maybe he's prepared to fight for Bella. Fate, however, is a bit more fickle than that, because he's just not meant to live alone. Or is he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,247 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Home by Tuskface reviews
One was inherently bad. The other good. But beneath that, they shared a similar disease, one which spread and built and now - who knows how a true love story ends? If you must ask, you will never know; if you know, you need only ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Paid In Full by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov is determined to settle things between him and Hugo Weasley once and for all. And as always it doesn't go at all the way he planned. Mini sequel to 'For 10 Galleons'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
A Kiss Away From Death by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Harry Potter has surrendered himself to Voldemort and the Death Eaters in the Final Battle... The Dark Side has won. But perhaps True Love's Kiss can change that. AU. Drarry meets slight! Fairytale plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hurricane by TributeTara reviews
If you can survive the storm, you can embrace the rainbow. That wasn't a gay joke, I swear! A Jakeward oneshot. Slash fiction! Be sure to read the special announcement at the end! It's very important!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Equilibrium by TributeTara reviews
When polar opposites collide, they will either destroy everything or reach a point of equilibrium... A Jakeward fanfiction. Yes, this is a boy/boy story. A few lemons will ensue later. Reviewers are adored! Rated M for later. NOT AN MPREG FANFICTION!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,902 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Consequence of Heat by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Jacob's got the urge to sow his wild oats. Edward's happy to oblige, but at what consequence? mpreg. Edward/Jacob slash. Rated M for a reason... - COMPLETE/ Winner of Emerging Swan Award 2012 for Best Non-Cullen WIP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,986 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Hitting The Open Road by Bergslaw reviews
Maybe a road trip is exactly what Jane and Maura need right now? A getaway from all the craziness that has been going on around them, and just a chance to focus on their mending friendship and so much more.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,320 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smile Back by jessica499499 reviews
Iggy's been captured and held prisoner by the people who created the Flock. Between their tinkering and testing will Iggy ever be the same again? Will he want to be? This is Figgy. Slash. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
On Your Side by dark-night-sky reviews
Scorpius takes a position at Hogwarts as the new Transfiguration Professor, but are his interests in teaching the only reason he did it? And with a special sixth year student in the picture things become far more complicated than planned. Teacher/Student
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,409 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
He Chose You by Call me Mad reviews
Is it just me or was Iggy being unusually whiney in FANG? Well, this is my explanation for that. WARNING: Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liar's Mask by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Rules Were Made To Be Broken by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Potter was positively ruthless when he was on one of his 'mischief rampages'-Draco had been forced to discover this over the many months with the blossoming acquaintance and had at first been shocked by it, but recently he liked to refer to it as a match made in hell. Because Potter could quite literally be the Devil and Draco would not be surprised. *Hogwarts 8th year AU.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wicked Dreaming by C.Queen reviews
Next door neighbors Albus and Scorpius have accidentally bought matching earrings, and there's more to the pieces of jewelry than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mask by KoiKoala reviews
After arriving at a masquerade, Fang meets a teenage boy his age who might just be his angel in a mask.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
History by KoiKoala reviews
When a seven year old Fang has a nightmare, he goes running to Iggy. But now its Iggy who is running to Fang about nightmares. Fluff x3
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Awkward by KoiKoala reviews
Fang decides to play some Mario Cart, while Iggy decides to annoy the living daylights out of him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Secret by KoiKoala reviews
Iggy asks Fang if he is keeping a secret from him, but is what Fang says what he really wants to hear? A lot goofier than it sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Remember me by KawaiiGaara reviews
Jacob is on the beach, swimming, when he finds an unconscious girl floating on a lifeboat. What's he to do when it turns out she has no memory of who she is or where she's at?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,475 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Boys and Their Toys by TexasRoseFanfiction reviews
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Forever and Always by C.Queen reviews
Angelina knows how boys talk which is why she's stuck seeking out her friend Oliver to ask him just what Fred said about her since she's now dating George. Things go awry from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Darker Than You Think by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have been together for some time before Draco learns about Harry being abused by the Dursleys. Now he wants to hurt the Dursleys, and he's definitely not above seducing permission out of Harry for it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For 10 Galleons by C.Queen reviews
Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
Ramiferous by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDMGW. Ramiferous, adj. Bearing branches. Or, in the case of the lives of three wizards, many branching possibilities. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Candid Alley by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In Candid Alley, one can find everything. Including truth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Messy Room by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's been years since Max's Flock and Fang's Gang saved the world. But Fang's troubles are far from over. He's on his own now, and finding that normal life isn't exactly easy... Especially when 5-year-old daughters are involved. Mild Fang/Maya. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
What Draco Says by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Sometimes, all you need are those particular words to get you by. Other times, you don't need to say anything at all. Draco Malfoy learns this and more throughout the course of his life. *Sort of DH epilogue compliant, except for the teensy fact that Draco and Harry end up together. Oh yeah, that.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Hundred Drabble Challenge by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
100 words each, not connected to each other. Figgy, ratings vary but M will be necessary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iggy, Fang
Impossible by XXShiro-KunXX reviews
Scorpious and Albus, best friends since they set eyes on each other at platform 9 and 3/4s. Scorpious is straight...absolutely 180 degree straight...impossible to even think he's gay and he will hex you to oblivion if you insist...rest of summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
You're an American, Harry by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
What happens when Dumbledore decides to transfer all of the Hogwarts students to a muggle boarding school in America? 8th Year AU. CURRENTLY ON HOLD AND UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION. I REPEAT, ON HOLD. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT A POTENTIALLY PERPETUAL CLIFFHANGER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,005 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
George and Angelina by C.Queen reviews
Angelina is woken up by Wood, who needs her to come to his place to look after George who's had a small potions accident. Always willing to help a friend she agrees, never seeing what was going to happen next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Partners by C.Queen reviews
Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,941 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Without Love by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
One sided Figgy. Igg can hear them, Fang and Max. And he really doesn't want to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Can't be helped by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
The pack totally overeacts when they find out about Edward and Jacob's relationship. They abuse Jacob and leave him for dead. How do they react when they find out there are more like Jacob in their pack. Well, they totally freak out and declare war.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Jacob
School Field Trip: Disney Land by KawaiiGaara reviews
Forks High senior class is raising money to go to Disney Land. Fundraising goes a long way if you throw in some near death experiences and a dash of humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Save Me by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Harry has lost everything to love and war. Draco is slowly giving it back to him. Hogwarts AU, pretty much everybody is dead. First person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost in your own life by The Happy Emo reviews
Alice, Rosalie and Bella are all sisters, and all human. They all leave to Forks, where the are greeted by Emmett Cullen, a human too! Bad Summary! All human, Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emmett, Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Boys and Their Toys by texasbella reviews
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's sex toy store...his life will never be the same. Collab with TrueEnglishRose E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jasper, Edward
Their World in that Chair by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
That ash-y grey love seat held so many memories. Memories of tears, love, joy and anguish. And as Harry and Draco open the letter that will change their lives, their family, it holds another thing. Tears. Themed after The Chair by ile-o, drawing. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aresto Momentum by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sequel to "Wingardium Leviosa!" Scorpius Malfoy-Potter soon finds himself fresh out of Hogwarts, wondering how the life that his parents risked theirs for somehow turned into one big secret... How will they react when they find out? How will his lover?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,202 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sight by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Tony and Tim share a moment shortly after the birth of Tim's daughter. Cannon pairings. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
My Valentine by C.Queen reviews
It's Valentines' Day in Mrs. Swift's kindergarten class and her little witches and wizards are eager to celebrate it with their special someone. LW/RG, AD/GG, RW/SD and ASP/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Courtship of Tigers by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It began because Draco happened to notice the way that the collar of Potter's robe encircled his neck when he bent down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Retrospect by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. I knew if I let you close you'd only end up breaking my heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,329 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not the Wand, But the Wizard by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Harry starts to have trouble with his wand misfiring, so he seeks Ollivander for help. He is shocked to find Draco Malfoy in Ollivander's place. Will Malfoy be able to help or will he just make things worse? EWE. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear of Touch by texasbella reviews
Due to a tragedy in his past, Edward is now an OCD headcase. He fears germs, he fears the outside, he fears contact. His hardest obstacle to overcome? Loneliness. This is where Izzy Swan comes in...as a hired companion. But will she be too dirty for him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by XxFleetingEmbracexX reviews
I promised I would always protect you Ed, and that is a promise I intend to keep no matter what. Slash. Jake/Edward. All-Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,259 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Learning to Live Again by gypsysue reviews
Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,506 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Birthday Fun by FFLoverLaura reviews
It's Bella's birthday and with being a single mom, she'd rather stay at home with her son. But best friends Alice and Rose force her to go out for a night full of fun... And it may just turn out to be her best birthday ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My World at Your Feet by tuesdaymidnight reviews
After coming home from a long day of work, Peter likes nothing more than for Jasper to show his feet a little attention. AU/AH. Slash. Written for Kink Fest. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jerking the Circle by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Per tradition, the Cullen men take Jake and his friends out hunting on the eve of his wedding. The stakes of the hunt are more than Jake bargained for. Future fic. Slight AU. Written for Kink Fest. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Denial by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. Jacob is in denial. Bella is his sister. Edward is in his mind. And apparently, according to Alice, everyone in the wolf tribe are destined to imprint on a vampire...and will also catch a case of the Gay Flu too. Pack/Coven Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jacob, Edward
a golden tinge, a reddish hue by ansera reviews
After almost a century in the Volterra, living with the members of the Volturi, Edward Cullen pays a visit to his family at Forks. There, he hears a voice in his head, that of a boy whom he's never even met. Edward/Jacob. Feedback at LJ welcomed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Jacob
If You've Met A Cullen by ansera reviews
Edward Cullen is a single father with two kids, who is in desperate need for a nanny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Edward, Jacob
The Protector by MeEkO93 reviews
It is Edward Cullen's job to protect Jacob Black from harm. Jacob grows up knowing Edward as his best friend, the vampire. This is a look at what happens during their friendship. Will it develop into something more as Jacob gets older? Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Hard to Resist You by WickedSlashAngel reviews
Drama surrounds Jacob and Edward after the boys discover their attraction to each other after a rag-tag band of rogue vampires shows up. Facing everyone is hard enough to deal with, but when a member of the Volturi shows up, things turn even stranger...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,175 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Jueves by XxFleetingEmbracexX reviews
Every day was the same, they would sit there not saying a word. Until finally the silence breaks on the fourth day of the week. Slash. Fluff. JacobxEdward. All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Completion by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to 'Corruption'. Now that the battle is over Rorake is recovering at Louis's house for the week. What will they get up to? Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,281 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Louis W., OC - Complete
Until You Can Feel It by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts for his "eighth year." After finally ending things with Ginny, he just wants to be alone for the night, that is, until he sees Draco Malfoy's door cracked open... EWE. Gratuitous PWP. Kink. Contains mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Even God Can't Stop Me by jessica499499 reviews
The Flock goes to a church and finds it isn't the sanctuary they thought it would be. Figgy. Oneshot. fluffy. Fang/Iggy. Slash.I'm dying for reviews!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Time Between Us by C.Queen reviews
Twenty one year old James Sirius Potter never expected to go back in time to the seventh year of the Marauders. And he certainly never expected to fall in love there. But James doesn't belong, and the fate of Sirius Black has already been written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,906 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - James S. P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forget and Remember by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco Malfoy wakes up feeling off. Blaise and Pansy act suspicious, Weasley and Granger feel sorry for him, and every time he sees Harry Potter he feels like something is missing. Has Draco lost his mind? Or something else? Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fears by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
Jacob always knew about Seth's fear of storms. But when Sam forces Seth to patrol during a terrifying thunderstorm even though he knows about Seth's fear, Jacob finds out about more of Seth's fears as the reason Sam makes him patrol became known. two-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Smile by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
On a case, McGee and Ziva share a hotel room. Hair is braided. Just some cute friendship. I call this fluffy.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Synchronous Rotation: Always Facing by DianaArtemis16 reviews
AU New Moon. Edward looses himself in the rain forests of South America only to return to Forks to find years have passed since he left. Can he reconnect to his Bella? And who is this Jacob Black that wanders the Washington forests? Eventual Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Of Possessiveness And Jealousy by Amanda Yates reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward. The rest you gotta read!No longer a one shot, M for sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Jacob
A Birthday Adventure! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Armed with four rowdy children, Harry & Draco find themselves in Paris to celebrate their son's birthday in the best way they know how: by being with family & stalked by press with a few surprises along the way. Oneshot to Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Conversations by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Jacob Black has imprinted on Renesmee, but he realizes he knows nothing about her father, Edward. He feels that to truly know his reason for living, he must also know her father's past. Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Jacob
Feisty by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Jacob has imprinted on Edward, who doesn't seem to accept it. But slowly but surely, Jacob is going to win Edward over and show him what real love is. Rated M for Slash boyXboy . Please R&R! Indefinite Hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Jacob, Edward]
Fine by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
A "missing scene" if you will from when Ziva and McGee go to find the syringe to when they arrive back at NCIS. Spoilers for 9x02!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
I'M WHAT? by Amanda Yates reviews
Jacob impregnates Edward and now they all have to deal with a hormonal Edward, an over protective pack and an angry Jacob, let's not forget the Cullens, nough said, R&R,SLASH, MPREG, Chapter 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jacob, Edward
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
LoveHate Relationship by dark-night-sky reviews
Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,580 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Snuggle by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
"She wanted the skin to skin contact, the feeling of his soft skin under her hands." Tim/Ziva fluff. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Enough For Tonight by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
She just needs to know he's alright. Tim/Ziva fluff. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Everyday Destinies by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
A beautiful, warm summer morning turned even brighter as the Golden Boy of the Wizarding World makes the biggest decision of his life, all thanks to blonde hair and silver eyes, and a few encouraging words from his deceased mother. HP/DM, Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flawed by starry-nights88 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, no one person is perfect, least of all Jacob. He made a mistake once, and it comes back to haunt him when he walks into a Seattle strip club and sees how it damaged Edward Cullen's life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
De Vil by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Auror Potter is tired of his work and his nagging boss. Dragged from bed on a noise disturbance call, Harry soon discovers what it means to love life no matter how old, thanks to one pet-owning, bloody gorgeous, Draco Malfoy. Inspired by 101 Dalmatians.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Bonds by Alatariel1990 reviews
Sequel to Blood Symbol. After an incident Alex finally decides to let Charlie become her legal guardian. But a vengeful ghost is haunting and murdering the people responsible for his death. And one of Alex's friends is on the ghost's hit list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Jacob - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Ghosts by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Jane and Lisbon are at a crime scene, where they find a young girl Natalie. Their discovery, and what the girl tells them uncovers some horrific truths. Jisbon of course. Warning: Abuse. Kind of a bad summary, but the fic is good. Well i think so... :P
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Tired of Sex by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper and Edward have a great relationship and a healthy sex life, or so Jasper thinks. When Edward tells him that he's grown tired of sex, Jasper tries to get to the bottom of it. Pun intended. AH. Slash Backslash 3.0 Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Disguised by C.Queen reviews
In order to avoid a stalker Teddy has to disguise himself as a girl to attend a friend's art showing. And if that wasn't bad enough, the man of his dreams is there too...and hitting on him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Louis W., Teddy L. - Complete
The Blood that Binds Us by WickedSlashAngel reviews
After witnessing Victoria attack Jacob, Edward must decide whether to 'help' Jacob or let him die...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,383 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Muggle Broadway, really Potter? by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived, fresh off his first show on the Muggle Broadway stage does not expect to be devoured by Wizard reporters and have a guest in his dressing room. He just wanted to celebrate his birthday alone. But damn Malfoy looked good. Preview. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scorpius's Request by SylviaW1991 reviews
Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Potter and a Malfoy by SylviaW1991 reviews
Harry and Draco are taking Scorpius to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, but Draco's a little nervous. Companion piece to Scorpius's Request. Can be read alone. A request for moneah! Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Real Men Wear Heels by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Other people didn't always understand, but Jacob loved the way Jasper looked in a pair of high heels. AU/AH/OOC. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Unexpected by RainOrTears reviews
This story is being continued by Wish You Luck.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lone Wolf by punkwerewolf reviews
Secrets were a thing with Jacob and I. We had built our friendship on knowing very little about each other, but now things were starting to get complicated. Dreams of wolves being only one of them. Previously 'Lone Howl'. Jacob Black/OC. Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jacob
Truth revealed by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
Iggy never believes Fang leaves, he would never leave him and the rest of the flock behind. Fang loves him. Soon he figures out Max had had his boyfriend kidnapped and with the help of a few flock members, he sets out to save the one he loves. Slash R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Iggy, Fang
Not Just Fireworks by WickedSlashAngel reviews
Edward thought he would be spending a quiet evening at home for the 4th of July. But after he goes into the woods to watch the show, he discovers he's not alone and that's when a few different explosions surface that are for more entertaining...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Naughty Joke by C.Queen reviews
Albus and Scorpius are shocked to wake up in a bed together naked. How did they get there and why can't they remember? Sorta a continuation of 'A Bone To Pick' but can be read on own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Got You Pegged by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward and Leah have a tenuous "friends with benefits" relationship, but that doesn't stop Leah from getting Edward to play out one of her fantasies. Gratuitous PWP. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Worth by shadowglove reviews
SLASH Jacob goes to Bella's to find her studying about the greek gods with those...vampires. He made a mistake though, and underestimated how serious Edward Cullen of the Olympian Coven took the ancient myths and customs, and applied them to modern days.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Rightfully Alpha by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
Jacob over hears a conversation abou Sam he wasn't supposed to hear and he gets angry. Slash. Jacob/Seth.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by xeikm reviews
Revamping of the Twilight Series with a male lead. Ilario Swan moves in with his father, Charlie, and becomes caught in a dark romance with a vampire. Ilario is drawn into a world of love and monsters that changes his life. Yaoi! More info inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 295,256 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Anatomy by jacobluver113 reviews
Edward is attracted to a new boy in his anatomy class. He soon finds himself lusting after him. But he soon gets a whole new lesson on anatomy. And his teacher? None other than Jacob Black. SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
His Salvation by Lee-Lee04 reviews
"Story of my life. I was the rogue werewolf, the troubled adolescent, the sexually frustrated male. There was no way of recovering from here." Jacob has been confronted by the pack and promptly kicked out. He seeks comfort from a certain golden-eyed cove
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Tidal Waves of Emotions by lis.n reviews
"If you a hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself."- Herman Hesse. Jacob and Edward hate each other, but maybe there's a part of each other in them. Jakeward with some Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,513 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Parenthood is so starting over again by Blak-Ice reviews
What happens when Max leaves on a food run, and returns to see that her flock has been turned back into kids? How will Max deal with being a single parent for a whole year? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,251 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009
Unexpected by jwolf11209 reviews
Edward was standing stock still, frozen in his tracks by Jacob's thoughts. Jacob had imprinted on him? This was going to complicate things. SLASH, Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Alice/Bella, Seth/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,433 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
What If? by Two Doves reviews
What if Gazzy, Fang, & Iggy stayed in LA? Figgy. Please R/R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Rainbows by FangIsFexcellent reviews
It's the Day of Silence. Iggy's silenced. Figgy if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Three Days Grace by Temperance reviews
SLASH! When Jacob and Edward finally meet up without Bella around Jacob realizes he might feel differently for Edward than he thought, and that Edward may too. Jacob/Edward *Read this story or gnomes will steal your underpants!* COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,264 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Trust Me by Ithilien Archer reviews
In which Edward is nervous about his first time cliff diving and Jacob is simply there for him. Jakeward Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Blurred Vision by C.Queen reviews
Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Give Him Love by C.Queen reviews
Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - James S. P., Neville L. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seventeen Again by LadyRin98790 reviews
What happens when Holly becomes a human and she has to go back to high school with Artemis? Well you'll have to read to find out. No flaming! Chapter 14 in progress still! I am soooo sorry for the wait AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and the Magicacareo by Vexx Scalemark reviews
Artemis is suffering from a bizarre illness that might be fatal. When Holly comes to help, she and Artemis travel to Haven and, with the help of Foaly, attempt to find a cure for Artemis' ailment. However Artemis and Holly may find more than just a cure.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lost and Found by xCH3MIC4LZx reviews
Iggy feels like a burden, Max is losing her grip and the whole flock is suffering. Fang caught in the middle with the fate of the flock on the line. Will love find a way? Or will there be only despair? R&R Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Fang, Iggy
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Please Don't Stop by WickedSlashAngel reviews
It was just supposed to be a bad joke. It was Emmett's idea. But it hardly turned out the way Edward expected it to. In fact, it turned out pretty dang good…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
My Immortal by angel74 reviews
Years after leaving Bella in New Moon, Edward returns to Forks to check on her. What he discovers is very surprising. There are many things he doesn't understand and only Jacob seems to hold all the answers. Eventual Jakeward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,591 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Unknown, Untitled by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Drabbles for my love of this series. Mainly HarryxDraco- HxD . Rating may change. Pairings will vary. Completed, but continually updated, if that makes sense. Just drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Cat Named Alice by TheBreakingDawn333 reviews
Jacob imprinted on Seth...but doesn't know if Seth will return the feelings. But when Alice, the talking cat, comes into his life...that just might change. M for lemony stuff, language, and naughty jokes. Jake/Seth YAOI
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Enemies No More by Lis123 reviews
Jacob always knew one day he would imprint, yet he never considered he could imprint on his worst enemy. What kind of drama unfolds when Jacob imprints on Edward, and will Edward accept Jacob as his other half?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,682 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Sweet Revenge by acciodoxycide reviews
In which Scorpius leaves Al hanging, and Al seeks revenge. One-shot. Warning: Not for children's eyes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3570 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Still Addicted To You! by PrettyTwisted reviews
Sequel to So Addicted To You. Edward and Jacob face their toughest challenge yet. The Volturi come back, and they are less then happy. Will Jacob and Edward survive this together and alive? I suck at summaries! But please read! JACOBxEDWARD! M-Preg!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Jacob
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Imperfectly Perfect Christmas by acciodoxycide reviews
Scorpius and Al have been dating for five years, and are living together in London. Scorpius and Draco don't exactly get along, but Scorpius still gets invited to the annual Malfoy Christmas party. Champagne-induced chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Loving The Enemy by HeCalledHerCass reviews
What will happen when Jacob imprints on EDWARD? Setting is in Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Oh NO! by penguinwiggle reviews
DONT READ UNDER SERIOUS CONSTRUCTION!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Vast Fields of Ordinary by TheBreakingDawn333 reviews
Jacob, star football player. Brady, bottom of the social food chain. Yet love finds them and Brady wants everyone to know...but Jacob? No. hehe better than it sounds. M for Language and lemon related stuff. Brady/Jacob ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jacob - Complete
A Christmas Carol by starry-nights88 reviews
Edward thought he had everything he wanted, but when he loses it all and gains an unexpected visitor, he realizes that there's one more thing to make his life complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Sakura by xErised reviews
It's heartbreak, hope and desire all in twenty-four hours. Complete. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unholy Alliances by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to "Meteor Shower" xover w/ Smallville. SLASH. Jacob's a metahuman, and a completely oblivious one at that. When his cousin Lana is sent to live with him after the disaster she and the others try to get him to realize Ed's feelings or die trying.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Jacob
A Course of Action Not Recommended by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Far Off and Over by pink-chief reviews
Iggy goes to get Fang, right before the storm hits...Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Over my head by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Lisbon is dead,at least thats what her team think. They have no body, just the haunting smiley face on the wall.Someone knows, an agent on her team is related to RJ but who? who is going down for assisting murder? Yea Im hopeless at summaries: JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
A Wicked Weekend by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to A Wicked Week. When a head injury erases Albus's memories Scorpius must use their dream connection to remind the former Gryffindor why they got together in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,730 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Personal Tragedies by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
On September 11th, 2001, America suffered its worst tragedy in modern history. Below ground, the Fairy Folk shake their heads at how foolish humankind is. But Holly discovers that the attacks mean more to her than she thought. Arty/Holly, Character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/12/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler
Love Today by xeikm reviews
Ignoring the events of the end and aftermath of Breaking Dawn, Jacob leaves town to get away from Bella's new vampire life. He makes it to Iowa where he meets his imprint and his life turns around. One-shot! Warning, MaleXMale sexual scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Prude by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
'A dramatic sigh. "Yes, you prude, I do. You need no longer shield your virgin eyes." ' Scorpius just wants to get Albus' attention. he takes Dominique Weasley's suggestion. probably a TWO-SHOT. mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
The Forbidden, Sick, and Twisted Love of Figgy by MissMusic17 reviews
A really random songfic of Figgy, post-FANG. I'm not sure, but this might turn into a collection of Figgy oneshots. MIGHT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Fang, Iggy
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Long Conversation by anonymous1222 reviews
After months of putting it off, Artemis and Holly finally have the conversation regarding what the Orion side of Artemis said during his flirtatious moments with Holly. Are they finally going to get their feelings out or will the angst continue? AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Talk by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Promise by tinybit92 reviews
Oneshot immediately after Atlantis Complex so SPOILERS! Angeline Fowl boards the Nostremius to see her son and overhears a conversation between an anxious Artemis and Captain Holly Short. Slight Artemis/Holly fluff and the first time Angeline meets Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Scared Silent by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
Only We See the Similarities by myprofoundfantasy reviews
New Gen. Albus/Scorpius Slash. Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy couldn't be more different, or so everyone thought. They had spent their whole five years hating each other. But now, they see that maybe they aren't so different from each other after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,708 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You are Your own Worst Enemy by saberstorm reviews
Before Dr. Poe, someone else was Artemis Fowl's physiologist, but only for one meeting. It was not, however, due to something Artemis said. In fact, the school never knew he had the appointment at all. A one-shot I had to try. AxH mentioned at the end.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
So Addicted To You! by PrettyTwisted reviews
Edward didnt stay after New Moon. Bella has sort of moved on, but now the Cullens are coming back for good because of a threat. What will happen when Jacob imprints? What will Bella do? How will Bella, Edward and Jacob over come all of it? ECxJB! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Count by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Insecure by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Sequel to RIVAL. Edward wasn't the only one who got insecure in their relationship, but Jacob prided himself in being able to hide his emotions better than his boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Happiness by jessica499499 reviews
"Max wanted to be angry. She wanted to scream how what they were doing was wrong and unnatural. She wanted to, but couldn't." Figgy. Iggy/Fang. Slash. Reviews are loved!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
So Much More by jessica499499 reviews
Being blind in the middle of New York city with only your brother/crush to guide you isn't the best situation for anyone.Especially not Iggy. This is Figgy. Iggy/Fang. Slash. Rated T for making out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by icey1001992 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward and their entire world is flipped upside down. Do they have what it takes to make it through?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Decisions by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Figgy oneshot: Fang didn't know what he wanted quite yet, but Iggy did, and Iggy knew that he would do anything to get Fang with him, even if it cost Max's non-broken heart.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Symbiosis by Super Waffle Ninja reviews
Six months after leaving the flock, Fang returns with a special request for Iggy. Figgy. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by demigod4ever123 reviews
By request of my friend, Margaret, I wrote a Figgy fic. So, here it is. Max and Fang are having problems, when something happens. Iggy and Fang slowly realize how the feel about each other. Figgy. RnR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Iggy, Fang
Better Than Nothing by Touchstone67 reviews
A o/s written for dannie's birthday. Edward is the rich boy with the perfect life, and the perfect secret, he has been lying to his family, Bella and himself. What happens when one event changes his life, who will he turn to? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
His Favorite Color by C.Queen reviews
Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Christmas with a difference by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blind by carsonists reviews
Fang somehow goes blind from turning invisible too much. The catch: he and Iggy can now see each other. Hilarity/Figgy ensues. Fax, and Figgy in later chapters. T because I'm paranoid. On Hiatus/abandoned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Fang, Iggy
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Pandora's Box by xErised reviews
Shamelessly twists seemingly innocent canon scenes in Book 6&7 to show how Draco helplessly and unexpectedly surrendered to Harry. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Land of the Leprechauns by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Jane and Lisbon in Ireland. What possibly could go wrong?:D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Persephone's Crown by The Creatress reviews
Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Burnt Grounds by maenhi reviews
After an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. Albus volunteers as his study partner until the teachers find an antidote - not for purely altruistic reasons. From their co-dependency evolves friendship evolves something more. AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Elevator by TheBreakingDawn333 reviews
Jacob and Seth get stuck in an elevator. Funny how a coincidence changes lives. M for language and because I hate T rated storys lol. SethXJacob Full summary inside. ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Artemis, To The Power Of 8 by The Creatress reviews
Holly makes the mistake of telling Artemis about a dream she had. Now, look at the rating and guess what the title is refering to...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Just Leave Me Alone by realistjoker reviews
On their first encounter it is love at first sight for Edward, but for Jacob he finds the person he despises. Can Edward convince Jacob that the two are meant for each other or will it all go up in smoke? E/J and Jared and Emmett slash, AU and AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,244 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Journals by Fangalicous08 reviews
Journals that Angel 'talked' Max and Fang into starting lead to some very interesting consequences. Fax, weddings, new powers and...karaoke? Starts off as journal entries, then goes all Fax-ish. Adopted from Lucianna Demonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Fake by Asilda reviews
Artemis's memories don't return in The Opal Deception, even after he views the disk. In order to save his friends he has to fake it, but somehow pretending to be the person they care about makes him feel even worse than stealing or extorting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Artemis F.
What Makes a Father? by Fierce Kitten reviews
Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Destiny's Joke by myfriendscallmecrazy reviews
Artemis and Holly are charged with commiting a time travel law, and forced into an LEP holding cell. But what happens if Foaly wasn't crazy, and keeping them down there for a long time would save the fairy world?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
the sickness by daughter of athena1 reviews
when holly developes a strange sickness, foaly discovers only one thing can save her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Closet by LadyEmjazz reviews
It started out as a normal party at Jacob's. Then Leah got drunk and decided to play a game. Much to Paul and Jared's horror. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Paul, Jared - Complete
Around the World by Zikkie reviews
Max and Fang have finally gotten together, but then Max disappears. After finding a note from 'Max,' Fang starts a search around the world for her. But will he find Max? Or will his expiration date get him before he does? AH, AU. Sequel to Separation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Fang, Max
Betrayed by kaiistar reviews
Sam Betrays Jacob.... Edward finds him, and they fall .. Mpreg First BTW Slash Jacob/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Can't Let You Go by hipsandcars reviews
Sequel to Can't Tell Me Nothing and Can't Make a Sound. Jacob and Edward are finally happy together, up until the point where Billy returns.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Touchdown by LabRats89 reviews
Edward was quarterback of his high school football team. This is him reflecting on his life and the major, life changing touchdowns he has scored over the years. Fluffy little story. It's short and just a little story I whipped together. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kat Cullen by The Finale Riot reviews
When Katrinas parents die in a car crash, she thought it couldnt get worse, then she got caught in the web of mytheological creatures. What happens if this web is the best thing to ever happen to her? Seth and OC, please read and reveiw. First fanfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,438 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Seth
The Tape by welcometofightclub reviews
It was a Tape. A simple little black video casset. Little did Butler know, what would be on that tape. Contians a lemon, and a very eager brown Elf woman.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Letter by VelvetHands reviews
Artemis writes a letter that will never be read. Rated T just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My First Pimple by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Well, as the title suggests, Artemis gets a pimple. Artler, slash, one-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Figgy Anyone? by Call me Mad reviews
This is a plotless Figgy oneshot. That's right, Figgy. Meaning slash Fang/Iggy. If you don't like this pairing then don't read this story. I don't need your close minded reviews. Now if you want to flame my writing skills then you are welcome to do so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Simon Says by NanaMun reviews
EdwardxJacob AU/AH. Jacob, out and gay, is under the impression that love is for everyone else but him. His thoughts may soon change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,371 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Artemis Fowl:Dead Wrong by Mafia King Capac reviews
Artemis strikes gold when he starts blackmailing The People. But one day, The People receive an e-mail with an offer to return the gold in return for services...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Artemis F.
Avec Toi, C'est Mon Destin by SleepyBard reviews
A love story between Jacob and Edward, beginning with an unlikely imprint and futile denial. Because every author in this fandom must write the obligatory "Jacob imprints on Edward romance" fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob
And isn't that Beautiful by ripthegag reviews
I love you, he whispers to Draco in the dark. He means it. It's worth exactly nothing to the world, but everything to him .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blue Moon Rising by Ajisai-Hosu reviews
Sequel to Rising Tides! Alice foresaw it five years ago. Edward discovered the warning. No one else knew until it could no longer be avoided. The Volturi want answers...and revenge for the loss of one of their own. Slash! don't like, don't read!AU and OC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Cigarettes and Fingertips by tuesdaymidnight reviews
One-shot. Edward is transfixed by Jasper. The way his nimble fingers slide along the fretboard and the way the cigarette smoke unfurls from his perfect lips. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It Can Break, Doesn't Mean it's Made of Glass by ripthegag reviews
Harry figures out pretty quickly that the person who understands him better than anyone else is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Waxing Gibbous by Lady Shadow reviews
Edward and Jacob are both left at loose ends in the aftermath of Bella's transformation. EdwardJacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
And the Sun Will Come Out, if You Just Wait by ripthegag reviews
Edward comes back with you from Italy and soon enough everything is as it once was. Except something inside yourself has changed somehow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Rival by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Edward can't help but see everyone close to Jacob as a rival...no matter how ridiculous or amusing his lover seems to find it. And then there's the fact that everyone seems to be doubting Edward's masculinity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Welcome in Heaven by AgiVega reviews
One-shot setting between The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God. Holly has turned into a Mud Woman to spend a few blissful decades with Artemis. This is the tale of their first night; a night that is not fully blissful for the inexperienced lovers...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
What happens when Jane and Lisbon get locked into an old farm barn at 4am on New years morning and with a murderer on that territory? Will they get out before Austin places them as X marks the spot?JISBON! COMPLETED!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scientist by Alchemechanist reviews
The M-rated version of the end of chapter 14 in Half the Perfect World. Artemis learns what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Happy Halloween by C.Queen reviews
At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Minisodes: Lisbon Edition by NellietheMarvelous reviews
10 prompts each containing a first kiss instigated by Lisbon in various situations and various moods. First chapter was also written for September challenge on jello-forever.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Wicked Week by C.Queen reviews
When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,000 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Same Old Lang Syne by Touchstone67 reviews
Seven years after walking out of her life, she walks back into his at the most unexpected moment. In one night, long hidden revelations are made, truths are revealed, and lives are forever changed. Rated M for language, sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2010
It's Not Enough by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
She gasped, hot liquid seeping out, “Lisbon,” Jane said his voice panicky," Lisbon has been kidnapped by Red John. Jisbon. Hope you like it! Kinda crappy summary but i'm tired :P the fic will be good!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blackberry Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In which Harry discovers something about Draco Malfoy that makes him determined to help. If he can figure out how. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
A Healing Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. After the war, it takes a while for Harry to care about Quidditch again. And he certainly never expected Draco Malfoy to be the most interesting part of it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ladder To Heaven by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Jacob recalls the tale of his time with Edward. Rated M for Slash and character death. I suck at summaries... Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [Jacob, Edward] - Complete
A Second Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. At a time when most wizards are thinking about the weather, Draco has better things to do. Very fluffy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exceptional Night by Alchemechanist reviews
An unexpected visit, interrupting his alone, cold Christmas Eve, stopping him from watching the snow fall and the world go by as it had without him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Another Country by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Separation by Zikkie reviews
At age eight, Max and Fang are best friends. Max is forced away from him by her dad. Six years later, fate brings them together once again. But will everything be the same? Or has Max found a new best friend--and possibly a new lover? All human; AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,161 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
Entwined by SleepyBard reviews
A vignette of a moment in Edward and Jacob in the future. Established relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Let's Just Get It Over by violent darlings reviews
Continuation of the "You Belong to Me" saga - sequel to "The Way You Think Of Me". Read the others first or you'll just think I'm crazy. Dark, insane, M. But Artemis and Holly kiss and make up... kinda...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Caught: A Charlie x Billy Story by calhale reviews
Did you ever wonder is Charlie and Billy caught anything else while they were fishing? Charlie and Billy go fishing after Charlie looses his wife, but he catchs something else. Charlie x Billy rated for language and smut. A story in three parts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Charlie S., Billy
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Forever and Always by Zikkie reviews
I looked down at our hands, which were laced with each other. "Second, I love you, too," She looked up at me. "Forever and always." -Ten Max and Fang oneshots-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Harry by Rizzle reviews
By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Narcotic by xErised reviews
It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cursed by bholley reviews
Through a strange accident, Holly Short is left sick and injured, unable to heal herself and in the care of Artemis Fowl. The curse from Hybras has returned to haunt and maybe even kill her. Artemis and the Butlers must find a way to save her life.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Obvious by Rina-the-Brave reviews
COMPLETE! 14 little stories all inspired by a Tokio Hotel lyric. Chapter14 "Such a stubborn woman." Lisbon let out sigh when his hand started to softly caress the side of her neck affectionately. "You shouldn't wait on me." "I want to."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
And A Moment of Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wishes he knew why he keeps having crazy encounters with Draco Malfoy. They certainly don't make any sort of sense. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Sweet Revenge by BosBaBe reviews
Artemis and Holly are both very confused. They are both shocked by there feelings for one another, and desperately try to hide their emotions. Meanwhile, Opal is still at large and will stop at NOTHING to kill Artemis. Directly after TTP. Serious A/H!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,188 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Bone To Pick by C.Queen reviews
When they end up in the infirmary together Albus and Scorpius have a conversation that leads to some really unexpected secrets revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Catch by xErised reviews
Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexual Education:A Jacobx Renesmee x Emmett Story by calhale reviews
Emmett and Jacob are baby sitting when Renesmee asked about sex.And not just sex but homosexual sex. Now the boys have to give her the "Talk". Hilariousness insues. Rated M for language and implied relationship between jake and Em. mentions yaoi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
All Our Friends See by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
They each thought something different of Tony and Ziva, saw them in different lights, and in different situations. Tiva through the eyes of their co-workers, friends, and not so friends. One Shot collection.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Zikkie reviews
-I smile and answer your questions. And watched you get together with her. When all these years, I kept seeing myself in her place- All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
The Proposal by Penelope Louise reviews
When Teresa Lisbon finds out she is getting deported back to Canada, she bribes Patrick Jane into marrying her. Will it turn into something more? Jisbon - The Proposal Movie, 2009 - Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Her Boys by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Gibbs finds his team asleep behind Tony's desk, and something Ziva says makes him smile.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Hidden Talents by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Jane follows Lisbon, curious as to where she goes after work. He hides and he watched, and he's amazed... It's certainly a new side of her. Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Ambiance by Blinded Ryter reviews
When Bella leaves Edward, can Jacob hold himself back from the vampire he truly Imprinted upon? How will the rest of the creature society react to such a taboo? There is only one answer and one solution: "war." Jacob/Edward. Slash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Times of Change by Stefi Delly reviews
Traditions are generally respected and followed, generation through generation. Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy enter their first year of Hogwarts, with mixed feelings under the expectations that old traditions bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Acceptance by Leighannamarie reviews
Both Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon have trouble dealing with Mother's Day. I write terrible summaries. Especially at 2 AM
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Of Imprinting And Such by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Claiming the Wolf. SLASH. Six months later. When Sam tells Edward something in secret the vampire leaves to find out if its true, and Jacob is left behind. Why is James here? What does this all have to do with Jacob's imprinting Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,495 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Way You Think Of Me by violent darlings reviews
A continuation of 'As My World Divides' and 'You Belong To Me'. Artemis and Holly are apart, and self-destructing. But that's nothing new. Dark, M.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
As My World Divides by violent darlings reviews
Sequelish to my fic 'You Belong To Me'. Imprisonment and freedom: Holly and Artemis part ways... for now. Dark, as usual. M, for safety.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Memory of Light by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry is working late at the office one night when he receives a note from Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rising Tides by Ajisai-Hosu reviews
Jacob is bitten by a rogue vampire and thrust into a life he never wanted.Disowned by his father, Edward offers the changed wolf a home, a family and a love just as strange as he is. The ultimate test of love begins with a bite and ends with a future.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,634 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Homework by kathiann superwoman1015 reviews
COMPLETE Jane is determined to make Lisbon happy, but how? Last Chapter is up.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
It's One or the Other by IceCreamXD reviews
Edward has a choice to make. Is it Jacob? Or is it Bella? They both love him, but who should he choose? The one who makes him happy and feels loved? Or the one whose blood he lusts after? JacobEdward , slight EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Jacob
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Encounters Of A Different Kind by violent darlings reviews
Holly is angry. And Artemis is hurting. Break ups are never nice things, but unlike most couples, Holly and Artemis turn their bitter hearts and minds to the creation of a tragedy. A/H, violence, cursing, etc. Second drabble now up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Double the Fun by The Creatress reviews
Post TTP. Artemis and Holly try to mend their damaged relationship and restore their trust for one another while facing a dangerous new alliance: Minerva and Opal Koboi are working together. Rating may go up for adult themes and violence in later chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Newborn Wings by Spirited Heart reviews
When Max dies in childbirth, she leaves Fang to care for the infant daughter. Will he be able to handle the task in front of him? Or will the loneness without Max in his life overcome the love for his daughter?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Albatross Around His Neck by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When an unregistered Animagus commits murder, Harry investigates the agency that trained him, Malfoy's Magical Menagerie. Things would be so much easier if he weren't becoming disillusioned, and if Malfoy was less intelligent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Between the Rising and the Setting of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is having visions of Harry's dead parents. He wants them to stop. Harry wants to understand what the visions mean and what his parents are trying to say to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mood Rings by Annamia reviews
Navy blue: "Very happy, love, passion, romance." When Al forces Scorpius to try on a mood ring, it brings a rather unexpected result.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Endings And Beginnings by violent darlings reviews
Under an oak tree, there are beginnings and endings. Two people face the painful truth that they were never meant to be apart. A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Love, Jacob by caitimaybe reviews
Devastated over the loss of Bella, Jacob believes he will never love again. What Jacob forgot about was the power of imprinting... Hey, Jacob needs a happy ending, too. :COMPLETE:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jacob
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Really Nice Socks by Schermionie reviews
Nothing much ever changes at Hogwarts. As teachers there, Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy know this better than most. Albus Severus/Scorpius. Fluff, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Love is Blindness by Spirited Heart reviews
Iggy is plagued with another type of blindness. OneShot song fic, FIGGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008
Twists And Turns Of Love by DannyRebecca reviews
Fang and Iggy are in love. what more can they do? Max is mad, Gazzy's disgusted, Angel is loving it and Nudge keeps fainting. thing after thing happens that tries to stop the relationship. will it succeed, or was it really made to be? Figgy Arggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Keep It Simple, Stupid by Lomonaaeren reviews
NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Comedy of Errors by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ignores DH. Harry doesn’t know what he and Draco are doing together. That bothers him, sometimes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love At First Touch by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
We were walking down the hall, when I connected my blush to the weird flipflopping of my stomach, to the comforting warmth coming from Fang’s hand on mine. FIGGY! ONESHOT! PLEASE REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Contact by Tomo Potter reviews
Fang is Iggy's eyes. But can Fang learn to love Iggy touching him? FIGGY SLASH. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 38 Touch, 84 He, 40 Sight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Skipping by AmyCoolz reviews
Draco Malfoy has been skipping classes. What happens when he catches Hermione Granger doing the same? Rated M for sexual content. Cute ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Requiem by Clo-sama reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS ! Please don't read if you haven't finished the book. Oneshot centered around the twins. Hints of twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lapdog by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . EdwardxJacob . It's rather humorous when a two hundred something pound wolf gets the idea that it's a twenty pound lapdog. Well, that is unless you're the one being sat upon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
You Belong To Me by violent darlings reviews
Holly belongs to Artemis. Artemis belongs to Holly. But neither of them will admit it. Very dark. AH, AM. LC compliant. Artemis is off his nut. Holly is his slave. You've been warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Lose Control by violent darlings reviews
Holly wants to lose control. AH song fic. Post LC. Please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Elements by violent darlings reviews
On their last dinner together... AH, little bit of sensitive content, not much. Please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Angels and Demons by violent darlings reviews
She dragged her fingers almost unwillingly through the fallen angel’s raven hair. Hollycentric drabble. Character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Lost and Found by filmmakersdream reviews
“Fang…” “What is it?” “I don’t feel lost anymore.” Please R'N'R! ONESHOT. FIGGY SLASH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Too Lost in You by violent darlings reviews
Song fic to the Sugababes's 'Too Lost in You'. Holly muses on Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Letter by violent darlings reviews
Holly writes a certain letter before embarking on a life changing mission. Non LC compliiant. AH, AJ. Character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
Fantasies, Visions, Dreams by Libbs reviews
Draco has a few thoughts he'd like to share with the class...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Charcoal Sketches by Awesome Opossum reviews
DMHP, one-shot. Draco's a surprising sort of person, with an unspoken penchant for art. So why's a sketch of Harry such a big deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Tactile by WhisperElmwood reviews
Sirius is dead and Harry is feeling the loss. He's pushing everyone away from him in the hopes that it wont happen again. Can anyone break through his barriers? HD slash. INCOMPLETE WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Collected Drabbles by WhisperElmwood reviews
A collection of my HarryPotter drabbles. Starting with a Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004
Bank Holiday Weekend by WhisperElmwood reviews
HarryDraco - Harry and Draco have been together since thier seventh year at Hogwarts. Ron doesn't approve, and thus, Harry and Draco visit rarely. This is a short story telling of thier long awaited visit - told from the pov of RHr's eldest child. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Place Your Bet or What Seamus Saw by Libbs reviews
Everyone knows that Harry and Draco hate each other. They always have and always will. Right? Place your bet and hold your breath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dear Harry by Awesome Opossum reviews
Just a quick note from Draco to Harry, detailing how much he hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slash by k-kat13 reviews
this isnt really PG-13 but u never know with these people. It's slash so I put PG-13 just in case. It is a total of maybe 30 words so its really quick. Its just pretty funny. lupinharry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan by Libbs reviews
Harry has a Plan. It involves Draco and the Room of Requirement. Poor Draco. WARNING:SLASH. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truly Angelic! by WhisperElmwood reviews
HarryDraco-HarryKrum mentioned - After a rather amusing accident with a very simple spell, Harry ends up in St Mungos's Hospital, guess who he meets there? INCOMPLETE WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Childhood Simplicity by sushi-chan reviews
Harry is turned into a five year old child and Draco must take care of him. Will friendship be able to form between these two fierce rivals?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
History Repeats by Lady Feylene reviews
Slash warning. Remus and Severus relfect on how much things change, and how you can never truly go home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Change of Face by Lady Feylene reviews
OotP Spoilers. Remus is mildly bothered by Tonks' sudden abuse of her abilities. Tonks is mildly bothered by the fact that Remus is a bit old fashioned. (working title)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
That's How it's Done, Ronniekins by Malicious Dagger reviews
When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of Silence by Yoda reviews
[Book V: AU] After the events of the previous year an unsettled Harry returns to Hogwarts, beginning a year he will never forget. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,623 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Slash. by follow that monkey reviews
This fic contains references to slash, but no actual slash. Hmmm. Worth a read though, please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2001
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Only Sometimes reviews
CBI meets NCIS. Will Gibbs be able to not shoot Jane? Trying to keep Jane from breaking all of Gibbs' rules will be hard, too. Name previously was Super Mission. Then I realized how stupid that was for this story.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Patrick J.
Friends or Revenge? reviews
Red John is tearing apart the team, will Jane be able to choose his revenge over a friend's life? Previously called WE'RE ALL GOING MENTAL! warning, character violence and lots of stuff like that
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
TruthorDare:Abby Style reviews
Everyone is bored, will a little Truth-or-Dare lift spirits?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
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