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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2123107, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Real Name: Bob Pipenpadolopsicopsicus

Age: 19

Height: 6'1

Weight: 130 Lbs

Birthday: September 2nd

Ethnicity: Black, with a hint of Dominican

Sex: Sure. (Male)

Likes: Playing video games, hanging out with friends, getting wasted, Writing, playing guitar, making music, drawing, sleeping, sex, Red eyes, blood (Does that make me weird...?), Vampires, and listening to music.

Hates: The cold, stalkers, overly serious people, and drama.

Favorite Colors: Red, Silver, and Black

Favorite Animal: Now before you say anything, yes my favorite animal is a fox. Has nothing to do with Naruto though, Foxes are some amazing animals.

Favorite Male Characters In Naruto: Naruto, Kiba, Kakashi, and Itachi.

Favorite Female Characters In Naruto: Anko, Ino, Kurenai, and Tsunade.

Favorite Type of Music: I love all music. But Metal is the best. LONG LIVE METALLICA!

Favorite Music Writers/Bands: Metallica, Megadeth, Linkin Park, Rise Against, Bullet For My Valentine, Disturbed, Pantera, Slipknot, Godsmack, Avenged Sevenfold.

Favorite Cartoons/Anime: Naruto, Dragonball Z, Bleach, and Avatar: The Last Airbender

Things To Know About Me As An Author/FF User:

I Do Not Bash Any Characters In My Stories.

I don't bash because I do not believe in it. In my stories, I like to treat characters other characters treat them in the same way the author (Masashi) typically has them treated, unless I change my feelings of another character(s) in regards to them to help the plot. Even still, I won't be the one portraying any emotional displeasure having said character in my story. For example, I do not like Sasuke in the original Naruto series. He's fucking stupid, if you ask me. However, in my stories, I wont have him hated by everyone, weak as hell, or make him a complete douchebag. I'll portray his original character, as Masashi had made him out to be, and apply it in the story, with no addition of my personal displeasure. Same goes with Sakura, and anyone else.

I Use Fem. Kyuubi Frequently.

Why? Because I can. I like Female Kyuubi, whether her being a female does or does not relate to the plot of the story. Sometimes I'll make her evil and sadistic, and sometimes I'll make her an angel. I haven't quite used the angel version of her just yet, though.

I Do Take A While Updating My Stories...

And for that, I do apologize, especially to the big fans of my work. Why do I take so long to create/update stories? Because I have a life. Between college, work, hanging out, and working on my future career, it's hard to work on writing fanfiction. In the three years I've had an account on this website, each passing year has been getting harder and harder to find time to update and create. But I'll tell you one thing; I'll never give up on updating my stories or being an author on FF, without future notice. Even if the story hasn't been updated in say, a year. That story has not been abandoned, I just either couldn't find time to update it, or find any ideas for the next chapter. I'll make sure to give a notice as to whether or not I'll continue it. But if I haven't updated or created ANYTHING in say, two years or so, without any notice as to why that is, assume that I am either one of four things; kidnapped, in a coma, in a country with no internet access, or dead.

I Welcome All Reviews And Criticism.

In all shapes or forms. I respect everyone's opinions. From the smallest and briefest review, such as, "Good story.", to the longer ones, explaining everything they like about it. I also accept constructive criticism and honest opinions as to why they feel my story is flawed, or why they don't like it. No matter how harsh, or mean-spirited it sounds. Reviews do not affect my emotionally, and I wont change my story for them, unless they state a good point or idea with something stable to back it up. If you state something that you don't enjoy, or feel is incorrect and flawed, I will respectfully argue against it, provided it can make a good point. I take nothing personally. No matter how harsh and hostile the review is, I will remain calm and try to take on the story from your point of view. However, if you seem like an illogical idiot that wants attention, you wont get it from me. Example: "YOURE THE WORST FUCKING AUTHOR EVER, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS, THIS DOES NOT PLEASE ME, HAR HAR HAR" Things like this make me laugh. Flamers are the best, I swear. You wont get a response out of me, unless I'm bored and in a good mood, where I'll give a smart-ass, sometimes sarcastic response to entertain my other readers. :)

All Of My Stories Will Be Rated M.

Why? Because I like violence, sex, profanity, things of that nature. Don't judge me, for I am not perfect nor the purest person on this planet. But if you're sensitive to things like that, do not read. I don't beg for readers; which brings me to my next subject.

I Do Not Beg For Readers Or Reviews.

I am on FanFiction because I like posting my ideas for fanfiction for others to see. However, I wont beg for you to read it. You'll never see may say anything along the lines of 'please review' or 'please read' in the summary. It's your choice to read it if you want to, and if you like it, *highfive*. If not, then I could care less. The only time you MAY see me say 'please review', is if I want your honest opinion on a certain matter, but that'll be rare.

I Am Very Friendly.

Yes, you read that correct, I'm a very nice person. If you want an honest opinion on something, advice, or want to give me ideas, I will politely and respectfully respond to it. No matter how illogical or hostile the person may be, I'll never break out of character and respond negatively. Why? Again, words on the internet cannot, will not, and do not faze me. :)

I Almost Always Start Stories Following Canon:

That's self-explanitory. I do it because I feel more comfortable along those guidelines. I wont say that I wont ever do this, but I hardly write stories in AU. It's not so much that I don't like it, it's just that I haven't found a good idea to start with in AU. The closest I've gotten to doing such matters is writing my least popular story, Us Against Them, where a zombie apocalypse broke out. But even still, it began in the normal Naruto-verse, so I wouldn't classify that as AU.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13537 - Favs: 16,368 - Follows: 13,721 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart and Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 457,902 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 4,559 - Follows: 4,805 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Two Years have passed Since HS,SS and now entering young adulthood, Naruto and her allies face challenges from every direction. Can she handle being an adult and a female or will the boy trapped in a woman's body fail all she holds dear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M., Naruto U.
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 225,389 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Littlest Sannin III The Dark Tournament by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Continuation of the Littlest Sannin saga. Battlelines have been drawn and two teams fight for the fate of the world. Follow along as Naruto and his allies Test their Might against the freaks chosen by Natas. Naruto/mini-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Burdened Deathcake by Naruto6023 reviews
What would've happened if it was Naruto instead of Ichigo? What if it was Rangiku instead of Rukia on that night? What if it was Konoha instead of Karakura town? How GREAT/ DISASTROUS the consequences would be? NaruHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,359 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame, R. Matsumoto
The Long Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko's curse seal malfunctions in a way no one could have imagined, leading to horrific results. Naruto and a strike team have one night to eliminate the problem at it's source. Otherwise the village of Konoha will be lost. - STORY IS BEING DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7612 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 4,718 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
For The Good of the Village: Wave Arc by MistressWinowyll reviews
Hinata temporary replaces Sakura on the Wave Mission due to an accident that requires her to stay behind. Secrets unfold: Why do the Hyuuga's hate Hinata? The nuke nins of Wave seek to capture the prized bloodlines of Konoha. Suitors come seeking marriage from the prized Hyuuga Clan. Will Hinata be able to express her feelings to Naruto before it's too late? Book 1 of ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,650 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
TUAOA: Naruto: Rise to Glory by ChoujiDude reviews
This is the Story of Naruto and how he will rise to glory. Through help of his friends will he make it? or will he be stopped short of becoming what he always wanted. only Time will tell. NaruxHarem Set Pairings already. mature and lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,853 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nine Tails, Eight Powers, One Demon by KillamriX88 reviews
Naruto awakens after fighting Sasuke to find that he can now freely communicate with the Kyuubi. Then things get a bit weird...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unexpected Love by JPMod reviews
Love can pop up unexpectedly with someone you least imagine to fall for. NaruTen. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,927 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4624 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
For Want of a Nail by The True Aviaris Sevanthis reviews
For Want of a Nail: In which one small change has a ripple effect, resulting in massive changes. That small change? Well, everyone's favorite jinchuuriki is a girl, for one...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Is it Possible? by cartoon-crazy987 reviews
A ghost breaks into Kim Possibles dads lab! and what name does this mystrioues ghost mention? none other then our very own Danny phantom. setting out on a new mission kim and ron head to Amity park...my first fanfic! its a crossover too.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,363 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kim P., Danny F. - Complete
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Avatar and the Demon by RaiderXV reviews
The story begins right at the end of the battle at the valley of the end. Naruto will be banished from Konoha and travel to visit the world of Aaang. NaruHina AangKata...Warning: Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Aang
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Price by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by Dirty Reid reviews
Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 289 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Metalliklok by ThrashMetallix reviews
After Metallica releases Death Magnetic, Dethklok finds out that they are to do a concert with them. What neither band knows is that an army of "old friends" is gathering to take them out. Both bands are in for a wild ride! Occurs before Dethrecord.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8880 - Favs: 5,552 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto: Bandages by Tsurumaki reviews
A followup to the No Boy, No Cry series... Anko X Naruto Rated MA for Lemon action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry: Part III by Tsurumaki reviews
The last installment in the No Boy, No Cry series. Anko X Naruto Lemon MA rating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry: Part II by Tsurumaki reviews
The sequel to No Boy, No Cry formerly Until You Use Me Up Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: No Boy, No Cry by Tsurumaki reviews
Naruto and Anko meet in a secluded part of the forest... Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
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Bring Me To Life reviews
Naruto falls into depression when he does something he'll never forgive himself for. As he begins to slowly throw his life away, someone unexpected gives him a wake up call and helps him get back onto the right path. Rated M for language, and adult/sexual themes. Following the same plot and setting as 'Broken'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,696 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Broken reviews
Naruto falls into depression when he does something he'll never forgive himself for. As he begins to slowly throw his life away, he speaks to someone he hardly knows, and sees that he's not the only one suffering. Rated M for language, and adult/sexual themes. Following the same plot and setting as 'Bring Me To Life'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,771 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Us Against Them reviews
After a massive experiment goes bad in Kabuto's lab, a major plague attacks the Naruto-verse. It affects few people, but the overall rate of infection is unbelievable. Now, very few people are yet to be infested and the remaining survivors must fight to live... Rated M for language, violence, and sexual themes. Naruto/Zombie/Apocalyptic/Survivor plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: Night-Time Stories reviews
A collection of random one-shot pairings with a hint of lemon to help you sleep at night. Pairing suggestions are welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Naruto U.
I Would Like To Play a Game reviews
Seven shinobi, four kunoichi, and one missing-nin from Konoha find themselves forced to engage in a cruel series of games that will test their endurance, willpower, and teamwork. Will the Konoha Twelve pass these tests together? Or will they fail, resulting in their demise? A 'Saw'-inspired plot. Rated 'M' for violence, language, and gore. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Orochimaru
Tough As Nails reviews
While on a mission with Naruto Uzumaki, Anko crosses paths with someone who can relate to her past more than anyone she knows. However, the collision of two tough and brash personalities can either result in friendship, or hatred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Anko M., Tayuya
I Hate This Stupid Fox! reviews
Something goes wrong with Naruto during a mission with Tenten. And Tenten tries to help...but... she soon finds out that it's more than she and Naruto both can handle. WARNING: Contains rape, lemons, graphic language, some yuri, and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Waging Tails reviews
What if Kiba was a girl? And the Rookie Nine were put on different teams? How much would this change the course of Naruto's life as a shinobi? Rated M for language, violence, and lemons later on... maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,521 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U.