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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
Real Name: Bob Pipenpadolopsicopsicus
Weight: 130 Lbs
Birthday: September 2nd
Ethnicity: Black, with a hint of Dominican
Sex: Sure. (Male)
Likes: Playing video games, hanging out with friends, getting wasted, Writing, playing guitar, making music, drawing, sleeping, sex, Red eyes, blood (Does that make me weird...?), Vampires, and listening to music.
Hates: The cold, stalkers, overly serious people, and drama.
Favorite Colors: Red, Silver, and Black
Favorite Animal: Now before you say anything, yes my favorite animal is a fox. Has nothing to do with Naruto though, Foxes are some amazing animals.
Favorite Male Characters In Naruto: Naruto, Kiba, Kakashi, and Itachi.
Favorite Female Characters In Naruto: Anko, Ino, Kurenai, and Tsunade.
Favorite Type of Music: I love all music. But Metal is the best. LONG LIVE METALLICA!
Favorite Music Writers/Bands: Metallica, Megadeth, Linkin Park, Rise Against, Bullet For My Valentine, Disturbed, Pantera, Slipknot, Godsmack, Avenged Sevenfold.
Favorite Cartoons/Anime: Naruto, Dragonball Z, Bleach, and Avatar: The Last Airbender
Things To Know About Me As An Author/FF User:
I Do Not Bash Any Characters In My Stories.
I don't bash because I do not believe in it. In my stories, I like to treat characters other characters treat them in the same way the author (Masashi) typically has them treated, unless I change my feelings of another character(s) in regards to them to help the plot. Even still, I won't be the one portraying any emotional displeasure having said character in my story. For example, I do not like Sasuke in the original Naruto series. He's fucking stupid, if you ask me. However, in my stories, I wont have him hated by everyone, weak as hell, or make him a complete douchebag. I'll portray his original character, as Masashi had made him out to be, and apply it in the story, with no addition of my personal displeasure. Same goes with Sakura, and anyone else.
I Use Fem. Kyuubi Frequently.
Why? Because I can. I like Female Kyuubi, whether her being a female does or does not relate to the plot of the story. Sometimes I'll make her evil and sadistic, and sometimes I'll make her an angel. I haven't quite used the angel version of her just yet, though.
I Do Take A While Updating My Stories...
And for that, I do apologize, especially to the big fans of my work. Why do I take so long to create/update stories? Because I have a life. Between college, work, hanging out, and working on my future career, it's hard to work on writing fanfiction. In the three years I've had an account on this website, each passing year has been getting harder and harder to find time to update and create. But I'll tell you one thing; I'll never give up on updating my stories or being an author on FF, without future notice. Even if the story hasn't been updated in say, a year. That story has not been abandoned, I just either couldn't find time to update it, or find any ideas for the next chapter. I'll make sure to give a notice as to whether or not I'll continue it. But if I haven't updated or created ANYTHING in say, two years or so, without any notice as to why that is, assume that I am either one of four things; kidnapped, in a coma, in a country with no internet access, or dead.
I Welcome All Reviews And Criticism.
In all shapes or forms. I respect everyone's opinions. From the smallest and briefest review, such as, "Good story.", to the longer ones, explaining everything they like about it. I also accept constructive criticism and honest opinions as to why they feel my story is flawed, or why they don't like it. No matter how harsh, or mean-spirited it sounds. Reviews do not affect my emotionally, and I wont change my story for them, unless they state a good point or idea with something stable to back it up. If you state something that you don't enjoy, or feel is incorrect and flawed, I will respectfully argue against it, provided it can make a good point. I take nothing personally. No matter how harsh and hostile the review is, I will remain calm and try to take on the story from your point of view. However, if you seem like an illogical idiot that wants attention, you wont get it from me. Example: "YOURE THE WORST FUCKING AUTHOR EVER, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS, THIS DOES NOT PLEASE ME, HAR HAR HAR" Things like this make me laugh. Flamers are the best, I swear. You wont get a response out of me, unless I'm bored and in a good mood, where I'll give a smart-ass, sometimes sarcastic response to entertain my other readers. :)
All Of My Stories Will Be Rated M.
Why? Because I like violence, sex, profanity, things of that nature. Don't judge me, for I am not perfect nor the purest person on this planet. But if you're sensitive to things like that, do not read. I don't beg for readers; which brings me to my next subject.
I Do Not Beg For Readers Or Reviews.
I am on FanFiction because I like posting my ideas for fanfiction for others to see. However, I wont beg for you to read it. You'll never see may say anything along the lines of 'please review' or 'please read' in the summary. It's your choice to read it if you want to, and if you like it, *highfive*. If not, then I could care less. The only time you MAY see me say 'please review', is if I want your honest opinion on a certain matter, but that'll be rare.
I Am Very Friendly.
Yes, you read that correct, I'm a very nice person. If you want an honest opinion on something, advice, or want to give me ideas, I will politely and respectfully respond to it. No matter how illogical or hostile the person may be, I'll never break out of character and respond negatively. Why? Again, words on the internet cannot, will not, and do not faze me. :)
I Almost Always Start Stories Following Canon:
That's self-explanitory. I do it because I feel more comfortable along those guidelines. I wont say that I wont ever do this, but I hardly write stories in AU. It's not so much that I don't like it, it's just that I haven't found a good idea to start with in AU. The closest I've gotten to doing such matters is writing my least popular story, Us Against Them, where a zombie apocalypse broke out. But even still, it began in the normal Naruto-verse, so I wouldn't classify that as AU.
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