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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2123116, Profile Updated: 10-26-14
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, and Pokémon.

Name: If you needed to know, you'd know.

Age: again if you needed to know, you'd know.

Gender: Is not important for writers. Although I'm sure if you tried hard enough you'd figure it out.

Right, so I don't respond to reviews, unless there's a question to be answered.

I apparently have Schizoid Personality disorder. I find that interesting.

One way to know you're addicted to anime is that when you shut your eyes you hear that sad music and crying.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you ever wanted to jump of a building because people annoyed you too much ,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought that you have a double personality ,copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Heaven doesn't wan't me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Girls don't realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde

"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."-Mark Twain

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

"life's a lesson, you'll learn it when your through." line from 'take a look around' by limp bizkit

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." bill cosby

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." mae west

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." William Wallace

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." Steven Wright

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain

"If life gives you lemons make grape juice and make everyone wounder how the hell you made grape juice out of lemons." C.D.

"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong." Robin Williams

" To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother... upside the head. Pass it on..." no clue where it's from

"Run for your lives, but let me go first!" Gerentex, Andromeda episode 117

"When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White

"This is your life... and it's ending, one minute at a time." Narrator, Fight Club

"Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it." from the profile of sandgirl395

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back... are we talking about zombies here?" from the profile of sandgirl395

"Curiosity killed the cat. Well, that, and my shotgun." Leaf Ranger

"Stand and fight! That way, while he kills you, I can stab him in the back." Leaf Ranger

"When life gives you lemons, realize anyone can make lemonade. So instead, make lemon meringue pie." Leaf Ranger's mom.

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and just say, 'I'm that good'." Leaf Ranger

"When life gives you lemonade, pour life a glass, and when life drinks it, tell them you put arsenic in it. Watch the spit take." RagingStar

"When life gives you lemons, reach across the counter, shove them in life's mouth, and say 'I ordered apples. Where are they?'" Leaf Ranger

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Tylenol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Tylenol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

My Girl & Guy Sides

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12/28

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You're favorite color is pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the romance and sappy movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

My score: 1/28

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool and choose songs to fit with the setting

Updated January 2012

Opening Credits: Bless the Broken Road

Waking Up: The Only Exception: Paramore

First Day of School: Wild Ponies: Kelly Pickler

Falling In Love: Sometimes I Wake Up Crying: Dixie Chicks

Fight Song: Apologize: One Republic

Breaking Up: The Outside: Taylor Swift

Prom Night: Fall For You: Secondhand Serenade

Moving Out: Half Alive: Secondhand Serenade

Life: Vulnerable: Secondhand Serenade

Mental Breakdown: What Do You Want?: Jerrod Niemann

Driving: Some Hearts: Carrie Underwood

Flashback: The Alarming Sound of Silence: Saosin

Getting Back Together: Someday: Alan Jackson

Wedding: Like the Rain: Clint Black

Birth of a Child: Because Of You: Reba McEntire

Final Battle: Take Me With You: Secondhand Serenade

Funeral Song: Cleaning This Gun: Rodney Atkins

Final Credits: Only Hope: Secondhand Serenade

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
there's seven other people ahead of you." Predator by Patricia Cornwell

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Alarm clock

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
2014 CMT Music Awards

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:30am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:40am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday. Walking to grandma's car to get home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
other fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?
mismatched pjs

10. Did you dream last night?
oh definitely. It was kind of odd.

11. When did you last laugh?
Some time ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately?
sure. My dream.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
alright

15. What is the last film you saw?
Final Destination. One of them, anyway.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
puzzles

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You've seen me before.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?
Snow. Gone.

19. Do you like to dance?
Nossir

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kali Maralyn

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Aaron Michael

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nope

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
Blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver
Graphic - because I am crazy like that
None - because I have a killer six pack!!

I smoked with a hottie because I have amazing boobs. Eh, why not.

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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 167 - Words: 613,340 - Reviews: 9051 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Onto Greener Pastures and Brighter Skies by Trinity103 reviews
Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,668 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harry P., Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn
Going Dark-er by Islenthatur reviews
A long time ago, there were darkness in the hearts of Fairies; they could be just as brutal and vicious as Goblins but only in defence to their loved ones. The Goblins may have forgotten but the Fairies never did and as Marianne held Bog's staff tightly in her grasp, it seems it was time to show them why you never go after the ones they love. Roland just needs a reminder. RE-WRITE
Strange Magic - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17 - Complete
Ghostly Rain by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Naruto is haunted by a very random set of ghosts. And that's about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/30 - Naruto U., Konan, Nagato U., Yahiko - Complete
Curiouser by evenhisfacewasanalias reviews
Alice is given a truth serum at the Hearts Casino, with some unintended consequences as she escapes with Hatter and Charlie.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Alice H., Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
A Pocket of Drabbles by serenity-touched reviews
Prompt 79: KakaSaku Week Prompt: Fairy Tales / Legends. KakaSaku Rapunzel / Tangled AU / Same age AU. Dump pot of my KakaSaku drabbles and one shots. Rating and Genre may vary for each prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 105,319 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Second Wind by Quill Q reviews
Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,277 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/5 - [Madara U., Naruko U.] Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
silently the senses abandon their defenses by TaoGrace reviews
Elide gets cold at night.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19 - Lorcan, Elide L. - Complete
One Soldier, Two by fringeperson reviews
Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Chasing After You by Aishwarya reviews
Au.Female!Naruto/Itachi (side pairings: Sasuke/Hinata and Kakashi/Iruka). Sasuke brings Itachi back to Konoha and suddenly the future looks a lot brighter. I have this story completed and it's 6 chapters long. I'll post one chapter a week. Please review, I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/27 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Will You by Haruka's Knight reviews
Dom and his squad come to New Hope, and the sergeant has a question on his mind.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3 - [Domitan, Keladry] - Complete
Sixty Seven Years by kitsunerei88 reviews
He was younger, and even though Kel had broken many taboos on the way to knighthood, somehow this one was the wall. Written for Glake's 2016 Peculiar Pairings Promenade. [Kel/Alan of Pirate's Swoop].
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27 - Keladry - Complete
What You Need by Moon-Goddessxx reviews
KelNeal oneshot set during Squire. Cleon isn't around much, but maybe he isn't right for her afterall. Maybe Neal might just be the one to show her what and who she needs.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
The Script by alitablake reviews
Kyoko's convinced that the only way to move on from her one sided love is to confess; however, she has to figure out how without jeopardizing everything she has with him. Fluffy one shot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/6 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,028 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/18/2014
How The Great Tsuruga Ren Fainted by MagicAssassinDogDemon reviews
"Yashiro-san… what on earth are you doing?" "SHH! You'll blow my cover! I've had it with those two! You either help me or stop hindering me. What'll it be, Kotonami-san?" "… I have a feeling I'm going to regret this…" in which Yashiro goes to the extremes, Kanae is rendered speechless, Kyoko is flustered and Ren faints in the hallway. ONE SINGLE CURSE WORD. [Oneshot]
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Kanae, Kyoko M., Ren, Yashiro - Complete
Shifting Inclinations by Sylvanius reviews
A short scene somewhere between friendship and love. Post EM, Pre ROTG.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
Between Them by orangealuminumcan reviews
Gajeel and Levy make the best of an awkward situation with a blanket. Written for Gajevy Week 2016
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Brilliant Magic by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,754 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Default Origins by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Immortally Yours by mondas42 reviews
RE-POSTED! AU - Set during the final book. Harry and Hermione finally admit there love to each other but this has grave and far reaching consequences. It seems that there friend Ron is not all he seems and they face a enemy far more powerful than Voldemort - Oh and he still needs sorting out as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,967 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Drunk Shenanigans by Princess-Amon-Rae reviews
In which a drunk Dawn climbs into Bog's truck, Bog phones Marianne for help, Roland is abused and phone numbers are exchanged. Butterfly Bog! Bog KingxMarianne
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,539 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 4,614 - Follows: 4,850 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Black Wizard by Hi Pot And News reviews
Fanfic of Azraeos's original fic. Fem!Harry. Harry, through the selection of the Valar, is plucked from her home world and dropped in Middle Earth to complete a task that will ultimately help the Fellowship save Middle Earth. Starts post Fifth year and near the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 190,659 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Boromir
Like Coming Home by TamariChan reviews
Kel and Lerant reunite in more favorable circumstances.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Keladry - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4144 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Alphabet Love Story by candyflavordlies reviews
26 miniature studies in the complicated personalities and interactions of Alice and Hatter. A look at the thoughts and feelings before, after and during their unprecedented journey through Wonderland.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Storms and Blackouts by heRsheys ChoColatier reviews
Sakura Chiyo wanted her relationship with Nozaki Umetarou to progress, but she was too shy and embarrassed to even make a move. Well, mother nature was too kind and decided to help out. Be aware - maximun fluff ahead.
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Chiyo S., Nozaki U.] - Complete
Kisses in the Thicket by Kaonaxii reviews
A chuckle echoed from within the trees. "Come out, come out, wherever you are, Princess. If you give yourself up now, I promise I won't punish you... too severely." Maria has managed to escape from the de Noir castle. But she finds herself falling once again into the hands of Robin de Noir.
Secret of Moonacre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Complete
In Love of Quidditch by Secondary Luminescence reviews
In a world where women are prohibited from flying, Harriet Potter's only dream is to play professional Quidditch. What lengths will she go to in order to achieve her dream? AU Fem!Harry, twin. Rated for swearing, minor nudity, innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,914 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
with bricks in hand by sarsaparillia reviews
This day could not get any worse. — Daine/Rikash; AU.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Daine S., Rikash M. - Complete
Vows and Letting Go by Madrigal of Rose reviews
This is a short one shot about what Neal experienced during his Ordeal.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Nealan - Complete
Journey of the Three Failures by Kurouga of the Ink and Snow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 717,650 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Kyousuke x Riki Sentences by Rin Natsume reviews
A collection of fifty sentences revolving around Riki and Kyousuke.
Little Busters/リトルバスターズ! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Kyousuke N., Riki N. - Complete
Questioning The Sanity Of Magical Britain by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone has those moments where others think you're insane, but then, those who believe you to be insane will probably at one point do the exact same thing, just to see if they could do it better. Of course, an entire school doing this would turn heads, wouldn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Green Light by Glimare reviews
One Shot: When a coworker doubts Ren's orientation, Yashiro comes up with a bet to prove he's straight, and gets Kyoko to help. Course, no one knew just how much he would respond, or what would happen after. T for suggestive content
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Kyoko M., Ren] Yashiro - Complete
Talk is cheap by platehate reviews
Talk is cheap, and he knows it. Especially so when it comes to her. [waka's POV of the undefinable whatever that he and seo have between them] [rated T for everything implied]
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Yuzuki S., Wakamatsu H. - Complete
Just One Kiss! by horikashi reviews
Something bothered Kashima all day, and she had nothing to do but to face it. [HoriKashi One Shot!]
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Chiyo S., Yuzuki S., Kashima Y., Hori M. - Complete
Clueless Subordinates Never Cease to Annoy by girly tomboy reviews
In which Hori doesn't know what to do, Kashima is clueless, and Nozaki is one step closer to getting socked in the face.
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Nozaki U., Kashima Y., Hori M. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
School's Out by Kiddo20 reviews
Their friendship had never made sense. Even Iruka, the one teacher who encouraged their being friends couldn't understand it. But it finally clicked on day. Because it wasn't friendship, but something more. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Iruka U. - Complete
His Composure by FrankieFiction reviews
In which Tsuande's paperwork gets done and Genma looses his cool, calm, and collected composure. (How's that for alliteration?) Fem!Naru x Genma – Because there wasn't one before. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Naruko U., Genma S.] - Complete
The Godparent Trap by LadyGadfly reviews
Aurora sets out on a mission to get her Godmother and Diaval together, with the help of Prince Philip. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? (Hint: Everything.) Written for Maleval Week Day 3: Aurora the Matchmaker (& Laughter).
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Maleficent, Diaval, Aurora, Prince Phillip - Complete
Moving Day by iuvui
Daine has to move but turns out nearly everyone else is busy. Modern Day AU based on some random prompt on Tumblr.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
Proclamation by Chiera reviews
Her hand resting on her hip, her head tilted to the side, Kyoko levelled her cool gaze straight into Manaka-san's startled eyes. "I'm only going to say this once. So listen well, little girl."
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Kyoko M., Ren, Cain H., Setsu H./Setsuka - Complete
Dropping In by Kiddo20 reviews
Naruto had just needed a place to crash for the night. Shikamaru let him sleep on the floor. It was safe to say that neither of them ever thought any of that would lead to where they were now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Marks by Yuki Seki reviews
T for language & suggestiveness. It's the first night Ren and Kyoko are picking up the mantle of the Heel siblings in Guam and Cain is entirely willing to order room service and just stay in and enjoy his sister's company for the quiet evening after her long absence. Setsuka notices the scent of a hamster on Cain's clothing and is displeased. Shenanigans ensue. (post ch. 213ish)
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Sick Day by Rescue Pet Lover Plays Trumpet reviews
Maleficent takes it upon herself to care for Diaval when he gets sick. Day four for Tumblr's Maleval week. Prompt: Sick day or cooking for the other.
Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Maleficent, Diaval] - Complete
Button (A-Z Story Game) by claraowl reviews
For Ren, after a bad day, some things are worth so much more than a button ever could be. Written for the A-Z Story Game, entry "B."
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] - Complete
Protector of the Protector by Kisa Darkhorse reviews
The griffon disappeared after Squire. Due to this oversight of one of my favorite creatures and the lack of griffon stories here I wrote this second person one-shot showing the griffon's journey. "Three years. Short by human standards. Infinitesimal by immortals standards. Yet here you are. Strong, wild, and nearly grown."
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Understand by iwantsupernatural reviews
Haruhi can't understand the love that the Host Club shows her until they tell her outright.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4310 - Favs: 6,834 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
my hidden faults by TamariChan reviews
A swimming hole, a hot day, and too much staring. Kel/Lerant, pre-relationship, with appearances by Kel's friends.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Keladry, Nealan, Faleron, Owen - Complete
Poor Little Tyke by Kiddo20 reviews
Tsume Inuzuka was a hell of a ninja, but she was also a mother. And what's a mother to do when she sees a sick child on the street. Not like my other Naruto one-shots!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Someday My Prince Will Come by ScarlettSniper reviews
Screw Prince Charming! A dragon is better. Nalu. One shot. R&R please.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
What's your fairy tale? by GeminiMab reviews
Lucy and Levi discuss what story fits their lives. NaLu and GaLe (implied) Just something random in my mind. Also... I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Levy M., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
I'll kill you if you get too close by HazelRQ reviews
Celaena was realizing what it was like to be this close to a boy. An attractive boy. A boy that smelled amazing , a mix of sweat and sun and dust and something uniquely Sam. She inhaled that smell as he pinned her down playfully. Her eyes flickered to his lips. They looked so soft, so - "Sam, are you going to move, or am I going to have to shove you off?"
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Celaena S., Sam C. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 521 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Forgotten Times by ShadowPhoenix15 reviews
The lost tales of the time before 31st of October 1981. Set in my For the first time again universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Reunion by Bethany89 reviews
I just wanted to create a short little fic about the day Setsu rejoins Cain in Guam and of course, all the intensity that goes with it. ;D Not just SetsuxCain, there will be KyokoxRen mixed as well. Not really M...but just to be safe.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Kyoko M., Ren, Cain H., Setsu H./Setsuka - Complete
Harry Potter collection by ri.sparrow.black
Drabbles/plot bunnies/incomplete fics Warning: Poorly edited
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,971 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Where do Broken Souls Go by stalkerace reviews
It was a question that Harry asked Teddy on the day that he learned of Hermione's decision to marry Ron. It was a question that Teddy had not been able to answer even after more than three decades. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Being Human by Little Blue Owl reviews
N doesn't quite understand humans. HildaxN oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Falling Faster by Ink Runs Through My Veins reviews
All her life she's felt like she's been falling into oblivion, with no way to get out. Until one day, he comes along and suddenly she is blinded by the light.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
The Many Perks of Parenting (Or Not) by black.k.kat reviews
Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Genma S., Kakashi H.] Iruka U., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Blindsided by Faust VII reviews
She supposed it wasn't all that surprising, though it seemed to have blindsided everyone, including herself. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Of Red Heads And Kittens by loverofeevee reviews
This came from an image I saw of the twins sharing a bed with Harry (which I can't find any more! CURSE YOU INTERNET!) Anyway, nothing sexual at all, just innocent m/m/m fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gifted by Ace Ryn Knight reviews
Kel's post at New Hope means she doesn't get to travel much. That's okay though, her friends more than make up for it. Written for the TPE Bingo Challenge. Prompt: Travel
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Keladry, Nealan, Merric - Complete
A Copper For Your Thoughts by EmberQuill reviews
It only took him a moment to discover that something was very, very wrong. Keladry of Mindelan was absent.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Wyldon - Complete
Harry Dursley and The Chronicles of the King by Shadenight123 reviews
Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 96 - Words: 512,320 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Founders - Complete
Impenetrable by Uncanny Cantaloupe reviews
Steel; any of various modified forms of iron, artificially produced, and having qualities of hardness, elasticity, and strength. Also; to render oneself insensible, inflexible, unyielding, and/or determined.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2013 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
Unforgiveness by The Escaped reviews
After Queen Pauha's failed attack on Emelan, news trickles to Ninver about the traitorous Amery and the weather-witch who defeated a fleet. Lark is alone when Darra Chandler comes to reclaim her daughter. A special Mother's Day present to the CoM fans!
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Home by daily-chan reviews
A unexpected question leads to an interesting conversation and an even more interesting result. No pairing other than friendship. Rated is to be safe in case of use of language. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The bear Killers snuggle by Stuck-between-a-melody reviews
After the laugh at Iku's actions to the fake Bear, Iku notices that she has someones shirt on. What happens when she tries to return it to the obvious owner, Dojo? lots of Fluff Read, Rate and Review :) IkuxDojo
Library War - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Kasahara I., Dojo A. - Complete
Damned by Hecateslover reviews
Reuniting? Dividing? The wizarding world is a Chaotic place. The war is over...or is it? Bit of a AU, featuring a Darkish Fem!HP/SS. Warning- bit of violence, bashing, a touch of smut, and character death. Rated M, just in case. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time by alyseci5 reviews
There's a clock on the wall in Alice's house, and it ticks out the time, beat by beat by beat. Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The After Party by Blaizekit reviews
Infinite Band celebrates the end of their first tour with a party in Infinite City. It's a tough job for a bard keeping the drunken fangirls off an even drunker Prince. GuixPrince
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
A Vital Scrap of Education by the queen of slurking reviews
Harry tries to tell Fred and George the real identity of the Marauders. Minerva tries to stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., George W., Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
Mad by PhantomProducer reviews
Hatters were mad. Always had been. At least, that's what his da told him...Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hatter - Complete
Ricocheted by our dancing days reviews
"And Ginny; poor little Ginny who stood up to all the men who tried to beat her down. She wears believer like a shroud around her shoulders." Their labels don't define them. / Harry, Ginny, and living in the shadows. au, for allie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Illness by PuppetMaster55 reviews
Oneshot. Kurama wakes up one day to find he's playing host to an ill, mute Naruto. Kurato/KyuuNaru fluff if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Hands by Jhiz reviews
An unconscious spell is cast by Ren and Kyoko is unable to resist the mesmerizing pull.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hate Is Also Passion by heroesfan1 reviews
Sylar pays a visit to Claire, and they have a different views on what Sylar read. Post 3x13,Dual
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Dancing To Tears by Ink Runs Through My Veins reviews
All May wants to do in this hateful world is dance. Steven Stone, aka, her Geology teacher, is just trying to help her and protect her. Now if only she wasn't being perused by her mom's screw toys, who want to bring her back home to her mother. And did I mention she's falling head over heels in love with her protector?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2012 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
All the Bugs in the Compound by Tocka e reviews
There is more to Shino than sunglasses and bugs. Shino!centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Masquerade by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
Everyone is lying, except no one believes anything anyone is saying, even to themselves. Post-war, mostly canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by Liz Hollow reviews
May hopes, more than anything, to find true love. It's too bad, according to Steven Stone, that it doesn't exist at all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] - Complete
Anvil Crawler by TamariChan reviews
Someday, she will open her eyes, and someday, he will open his mouth. Tris/Keth, for the Goldenlake Olympics, Emelan team.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Naruto: Hell's way of thanks by Lazy Shika reviews
Desperate to set things straight 25 year old Naruto returns to the past after his teammates cause the destruction of Konoha...full summary inside -Time travel!- Good Itachi! No Bashing's! well there is a bit at the start- but its over, New Summary!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,713 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 12,993 - Follows: 12,053 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Problem with Lightning by loveretriever reviews
Keth/Tris ficlet one-shot
Circle Opens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
The Broken by EmberQuill reviews
Rosethorn hates children. She has never been easy to get along with, but she hates children the most. However, the four children who have recently come to live with her are hardly children at all...
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
The ANBU Mask by Skeren Dreamera reviews
There is a tradition behind ANBU masks that many don't seem to realize.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Rude Awakening by ri.sparrow.black reviews
All Ron Weasley was trying to do was pick his baby girl up from school for Easter Break. He definitely didn't expect to find her in bed with a MALFOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 7,294 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 7,894 - Follows: 6,724 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
All For A Truffle by sinister banana reviews
Oneshot. In which the age-old question is answered - what exactly would Prince do for a chocolate truffle? Alternate Ending now posted! —PrincexGui
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
cantarella by Ten-Faced reviews
she's intoxicated him, he finds out. - N/Hilda
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Your Note Underneath My Door by oneperfectfit reviews
Kel and Dom's relationship, as seen by the scraps of paper left behind. Written for Fief Goldenlake's Love Letters event.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Gone to the Dogs by Vortex82 reviews
Never work with children or animals.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren, Yashiro - Complete
Green Tea by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Neal notices similarities and differences between Yuki and Kel and wonders which one he is actually in love with.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Nealan, Keladry, Yukimi - Complete
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Uninvited Visitor by Wicked42 reviews
May comes down with a head cold, and guess who comes to help? Her old "friend" Brendan, of course. Brendan x May. Anime-verse... ish.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - May/Haruka, Brendan/Yūki - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Pieces Coming Together by KrisEleven reviews
Written for the Midwinter challenge on TPE: Writing Challenges. Some sort-of-drabbles of the four's first few weeks at Discipline. Briar is hungry, Tris scowls, Daja gets in a food-fight, and Sandry fails to have airs.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Legends of the Foxwife by ladywinterfic reviews
Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas, 2011 by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
The next installment of a series of one-shots based on themes from the Kakairu Group on DA. Christmas Kakairu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Vaneria Potter reviews
Valden and Darra Chandler disowned their daughter and said that they never wanted to see her again. One day, they did.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Liz Hollow reviews
May and Steven Stone have one thing in common: their fathers weren't around to watch them grow up. As May sets off on her adventure, she finds comfort in the only person who understands what it's like to be forgotten.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] - Complete
Of Ageing, Ideas & A Book by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
"It was exactly three days until Domitan of Masbolle turned twenty-nine, and he was beginning to feel it. Not physically feel it, mind you, but rather socially..." - ONESHOT.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 293 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What's a Bet Between Friends? by Kelar The Mage reviews
"The day you beat Wyldon is the day they put a statue of you in front of the palace." Isn't it good that Jon's susceptible to bets?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Raoul, Jon - Complete
The Language of Love by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Kel learns the language of love from an unexpected place. A series of one-shots exploring a Kel/Qasim relationship.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Keladry
You Say, You Lie by Penflyer reviews
Neville, Hannah and Luna all lie to themselves. Hannah denies her lack of feelings for Neville, Luna denies her own feelings, and Neville denies both. NL/LL. Freeverse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by sinister banana reviews
In which Gui gets drunk and makes out with Prince. Disaster and a romantic plot ensue. Mwahaha.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,348 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
A Midsummer Knight's Swim by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Second in the "Knight" Arc. A surprise birthday party for Kel turns into an all-out mud war, and the the suggestive by-play between Kel and Wyldon continues...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
Knightdress by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
He didn't realize that he'd always wanted to see her fight in her nightdress until it actually happened...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
The Princess and the Bard by sinister banana reviews
Er...or is it the Prince and the Bard? Either way Gui wins. And that's all that really matters. Slight smut. PWP.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2011 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Ms X by Blade Redwind reviews
He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ode to a Drunken Bard by sinister banana reviews
Prequel shortie to Stolen Kisses.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Me by hpnutter reviews
When Naruto hits his lowest moment, Sasuke reminds him of their similarities. T for slight language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sibling Duty by venusmelody reviews
In which the Circle continue the time-honored sibling tradition of threatening each others' suitors. Or something like that.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
The Mysterious Disappearance of Uzumaki Naruto by Syroc reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Naruto vanishes without a trace one day. Sakura asks Sasuke to look for him. What follows is something that nobody could expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Headphones by this.pen.is.red reviews
Previously titled The Reasons Why. Ruka Nogi found Hotaru Imai's headphones one day. He can hear her voice through it, which wouldn't be surprising if she didn't get run over by a car. Based on the book, Thirteen Reasons Why. SAD ENDING UP!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,213 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
Augury by Ria Rose reviews
In a small coffee shop in London, Severus Snape meets a version of Harry Potter that both unsettles him and intrigues him. From here, a game is played. AU, post 5th year, general fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Monster Inside by Faust VII reviews
He knew first, then her, then them. And he laughs and laughs, and laughs. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 6,198 - Follows: 2,260 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The New Guy by animegus farmus reviews
Her friends don't like him very much.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Are You Man, Or Ghost? by ladywinterfic reviews
Naruto oneshots, non-pairing. This is marked as complete due to each story being self-contained, but this will be updated as fic gets produced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Blood Tipped Feather by Quazi Joe reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Legend by May Eve reviews
"Lady, all the city's wild with stories of pirates coming our way, but you haven't said anything and you don't seem worried. I don't understand it." Set sometime after Will of the Empress.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
And the Stars Like Diamonds by Sylvr reviews
A Naruto drabble, which then decided to grow a plot. Stargazing, and pursing dreams. Twoshot, complete, no pairing, somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
12 Days with Naruto by Goldenang reviews
When Naruto decides to woo Sasuke by reenacting the 12 days of Christmas for her, it is a Christmas miracle that he survives to the last day, but will Sasuke actually accept his crazy attempt at love? Narusasu Femsasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
A series of one-shots based on themes from the Kakairu Group on DA. Christmas Kakairu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
For A Moment by Taisi reviews
He hated being stuck going nowhere, even if it was just for a moment, because Naruto could do nothing but move forward. What made it special was that the world moved with him. -Happy birthday, Naruto!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Commanders Lady by PennyGirl reviews
A new recruit discusses the romance of the commander with the men of the Own...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Home by Ace Ryn Knight reviews
Theirs was a friendship born of instinct. Of trials not yet shared or survived. A Neal/Kel drabble. Can be considered romance or friendship or both, your choice.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Shades of Guilt by venusmelody reviews
"Hundreds will die so he can live, but he will not kill his cousin." Aymery. Trisana. The sort of person who helps raze a peaceful temple to the ground. Winner of the Circle of Ficship Competition, Winter 2010!
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Ten Reasons Briar Moss is Still Single by KrisEleven reviews
Briar Moss has many traits that make women like him; he is funny, charming, attractive, and kind... Unfortunately, there are also ten reasons why he is still single.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Mail by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
A normal day. Hotaru's working in her lab just like every day, when a blonde boy walks in. What does the Black Mailing Queen do when SHE gets black mailed? WARNING!: Hotaru is OOC, but that's the point.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
The King's Own Girl by Llama Lady Lily reviews
She was the King's Own Girl. And Nobody messed with the King's Own Girl. A series of short drabbles about the King's Own and their Girl.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Keladry, Raoul - Complete
Assistance by domsdirtysecret reviews
Kel's stuck in a dress and needs some help. K/D. Chapter 1 written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Token by Ngoc Chau reviews
Your hair needs cutting." had been the first thing he said to her. She never understood his disdain for her hair. And perhaps she will never know why. Young Alice/Mad Hatter Fluffy
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Tame Me by baby-kitsune9 reviews
it was an accident. the result of jiraiya's meddling in his granddaughters love life. and no one expected the primal jutsu to turn a helpless kakahsi into a wolf demon. this should be good... review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Variables by Faust VII reviews
A bunch of Unrelated Drabbles of Haruhi and other various characters. Haruhi X Nekozawa, Haruhi X Kyoya, and Haruhi X Mori are the only ones so far. I DO Not Own 'Ouran High School Host Club'.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Haruhi F.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6148 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Sanguine by Ambiguous Avocado reviews
She destroys him, and he stays with her. Magmasapphireshipping. MaxiexMay. MatsubasaxHaruka. Emerald-based. Pedophilia. Lime-ish. Rated M to be really safe.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
The Joys of High School by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 54,542 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Still Life by Sylvr reviews
Someone's painting early one morning; someone with a rather bleak outlook on life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11204 - Favs: 15,205 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Come to me by RazzDazz reviews
No,” she protested vehemently. “Yes,” he whispered seductively into her ear.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - U. Nekozawa, Haruhi F. - Complete
Someone To Run To by aadarshinah reviews
To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,486 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hothead, the Coward, the Fool, the Friendless by Sylvr reviews
A Founders Fic. How the four Founders came to be what they were. Sort of a fairytale-fic. Not related to Sleeping Dragon. NOT slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Wash The Pain Away by Faust VII reviews
The small boy seemed abandoned by the world as he sat in the cold harsh rain. The taller figure clenched his eyes, sharing the boy's pain. "I'm Sorry…" The man whispered. Oneshot. I Do Not Own Naruto. Naruto and Yondaime fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Why? by Faust VII reviews
He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Paradise Found by Habit reviews
Haruno Sakura...beautiful, quiet, and deadly. A genius and a weapon. Forced to move after unfortunate events she ends up in a school of questionable intergrity. Will this otherwordly beauty find love, or just more pain? ***HAS MULTIPLE LEMONS! BEWARE!***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 251,396 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 911 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Hands by tasukichiriko reviews
Set after chapter 133, this fic explores Ren's reaction to the latest thing to happen to Kyouko.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Crazy Like a Fox by Sylvr reviews
Naruto is young, and it's his birthday...which means that sooner or later, he's going to end up knocked out. What he doesn't expect is that it'll lead to a chat with the Kyuubi, who has some reasons to reveal. Oneshot, up 4 adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Such Great Heights by Eded reviews
Mori has one tried and true way of expressing affection. Mori/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2008 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Song of Dancer: Call of the Phoenix by Sylvr reviews
Poem AU. A long prophecy sung by Fawkes. Partner to the oneshot Song of Dancer
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Song of Dancer by Sylvr
Oneshot AU Poemfic. Harry is alone in a world parrallel to his own after the defeat of Voldemort destroys the remainder of his world. This is a bit of a teaser, goes with Song of Dancer: Call Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Didn't by Kiddo20 reviews
It had started out perfectly normal day. Torment a few first years and Gryffindors, receive expensive trinkets from his mother, and outclass Potter and the Weasel in potions. Leave it to the Gryffindor Dream Team to ruin his favorite class for him. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Hymn Before Battle by Sylvr reviews
Just a fic about the main characters before the last battle. Not really much to say...Poem by Silence Loud
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
And I'm… in Isolation by Potterworm reviews
When Lily Potter is in isolation under the Fidelius Charm, her thoughts wander.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Haruhisitting by CatrinaSL reviews
Kyōya put his hands around her waist and his nose in her hair, inhaling the scent of a sleeping Haruhi. He was just falling into his own state of blissful sleep when she cleared her throat and said, "just what do you think you're doing, Sempai?"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
But It Breaks Your Heart by Potterworm reviews
You never hated him. If anything you loved him as much as your own son. But that was why you had to force it out of him. Because it would kill him. Just like it killed Lily. *A one-shot from Petunia Dursley's perspective in second person point of view.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
I'd Lie by little luck 13 reviews
I could tell you his favorite color is green, he likes to argue, born on the seventeenth his sister's beautiflu, he has his father's eyes And if you asked me if I love him I'd lie
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Death Eternal by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sixteen years ago a fragment of Killing Curse entered Harry’s soul. Now, on the battlefield, he sets it loose. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Missing by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 261 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Say it, Prongslet! by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Lucky by Light Avatar reviews
Oneshot. The Dursleys were luckier than they ever knew…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Remus L., Vernon D. - Complete
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say by November Romeo reviews
Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10225 - Favs: 15,010 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
First Encounter of the Blonde Variety by saucywench20 reviews
Pointless fluffy oneshot. ShinoNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Save Yourself by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
It's a boring day at Number 12 Grummauld Place, but it gets interesting when Fred and George find out that there's alwayse been a marauder or two under their nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - George W. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 816 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3485 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Chess by opalish reviews
Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Incandescent by Kitty Ryan reviews
Ben Ladradun watches over an unconcious goddess after the Jossaryk fire. BenXDaja.
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
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The Origin of the Cubone reviews
Two stories of Cubones.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Cubone/Karakara, Kangaskhan/Garura, Marowak/Garagara - Complete
Swinging reviews
Swinging is like life. NaruxFem!Shino
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Success reviews
He'd succeeded. He didn't like it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
Sick
She was sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Lavender B. - Complete
Can't
Random 4am drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
All pairings
Literally, stories of all kinds for all pairings possible. Teen for now, because who knows what'll end up in here?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,199 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - A. Kirke
And The Birds Heralded the Beginning
Just an apocalypse story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
Nature reviews
Nature's view
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
The Cat reviews
The reason Voldemort is like a cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Death reviews
Hermione remembers his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Jiraiya goes to Heaven reviews
Jiraiya goes to heaven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Jiraiya - Complete
Orange, the second coming reviews
Is totally unrelated to orange. Naruto and Orange. He really is obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Squirrels reviews
Yep, Lee meets a squirrel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Lee R. - Complete
Ye Old Grasshopper reviews
A crazy it visits Kakuzu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kakuzu - Complete
The Smart question reviews
Naruto thinks of a smart question. Maybe, slight Sasuke bashing. And uh, Hyuuga bashing, sorta, just like smartness and stuff. Or just smartness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinigami's stomach reviews
A meeting of all Hokages. And the Arms. And Kyuubi. Fu n
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Hiruzen S., Minato N.
Relations reviews
Naruto asks if Asuma is bond-related to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Naruto U., Asuma S. - Complete
Puppet man reviews
Sasori recalls why he became a puppet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sasori - Complete
He has a name
Naruto outsmarts a villager, kinda.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The real reason he left reviews
Sasuke broods in the sound base.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Eye smile reviews
Sakura talks with Kakashi about the U's and N's.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heir reviews
Neji is asked to become heir by Hiashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Missingnin reviews
Kiba starts wondering one day about missing-nin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kiba I. - Complete
Orange reviews
Oneshot conversation between Kyuubi and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The horror reviews
Youth is contagious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paperwork reviews
Sarutobi and Kyuubi have an odd conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hiruzen S., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How Neji beat Fate reviews
Crack fight, non canon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Neji H. - Complete