J0s41yn-The-Luvely-Queen
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Joined 10-22-09, id: 2123127, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and My Little Pony.

Hi! My name is Victoria!

My homepage is here on DeviantART http://j0s41yn.deviantart.com

My friends (on here anyway):

Jutino17/Jutino

please visit his profile!!

I like Naruto, Bleach, Chibi Vampire, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Spongebob, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mindless Self Indulgence, Cobra StarShip, System of a down, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Drawing, Writing, and other miscellaneous stuff.

you might not see my stories for a while, though, since I no longer have Microsoft Word T-T so if you are interested, look at my stories on my homepage :D Remember, this site is just a taste of my art! I draw, write, and animate, so please don't limit yourself to here!

Thanks for visiting ;)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your English teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not apply but w.e.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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GratingBob ShrillPants by DadMom AngryPants reviews
Squidward wonders if sea sponges go through puberty, but before he can find out, Spongebob creates an existential nightmare.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The Wrong Impression by DadMom AngryPants reviews
A short story inspired by that whole "Spongebob and Patrick are gay because they hold hands" controversy that was in the news years back.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Little Blond Child by YPrincess reviews
Sasori never imagined this brat would be his partner, never in a million years. He was stubborn, a crybaby, and most of all USELESS. But here he was, sitting in the same room with him, watching him with emotionless, brown eyes. Just his luck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
The Little Experiment by Cass The Homicidal Maniac reviews
Prequel to Different With A Slight Touch of Giftedness. Join SpongeBob and Sandy as they go through 9 months of hilarity and drama. Requested by my friend
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Let Them Eat Sponge Cake by Perfectly Maple reviews
After his boyfriend's kidnapped, Squilliam goes on a quest to rescue him-with the aide of his boyfriend's best friend, of course. Slash: Squill/Sponge, one-sided Pat/Sponge, a touch of Squid/Squill, a dash of Squid/Sponge, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,848 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Squilliam, SpongeBob - Complete
Okay Danna! - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Sasori is always pushing Deidara around and never takes a moment to realize that Deidara is human too. Angsty one shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Kristmas Karol by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Self explanitory,but Spongebob and Squidward -with Patrick- attempt to change stingy Mr. Krabs' ways when he won't give them a Christmas bonus by using a literary classic. May this plot rest in peace.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick - Complete
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Keeping it Professional
After a depressing day at work, Colgate goes to the bar and meets up with an old friend. Colgate x Berry Punch, plus a little Twilight x Cheerilee.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012
Sakura love story ch 1
The first chapter of my first Naruto fanfic written
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,867 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Lee R.
SasoDeiSaku: The Doctor is In reviews
A sasoDeiSaku story. Part of the Konoha Hospital series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
HidaKaku Yaoi reviews
HidanxKakuzu Yaoi. If you do not enjoy Yaoi boyxboy please don't read! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete